Ryder took the biggest shit ever in the Agent's mouth. Then even more shit (from cupid) fell into their mouths. They have a passion for eating brown waste, and each others shit. They like to surround their garden in a great brown hiney cloud.
"Hey, Agent, I sat on a roach without any pants on, will you fetch it out of my bippy cheeks?" asked Ryder.
"Don't mind if I do!" cawed the Agent. So he fetched out the roach with his teeth.
"I need another bucket of diarrhea from you. It's my new hair gel" said Ryder.
"Oh you saucy boy" said the Agent. Then they both whipped out their favorite shit covered battering ram and ran to the nearest hotel and broke down the door. They both boarded up the door and made love. Then Ryders other boyfriend walked in and gasped.
"Who is this. Oh well.." the Agent said and proceeded to make love to Ryder. Ryders other boyfriend then made some corn and watched the show. The Agent and Ryder then had a brown pup and loved happily ever after.
Cupid: Whoops, my bad!