Chickaletta was just eating some corn like she usually does when the poo poo fell from the sky and fell in her corn bowl. She ate some and she then saw the clumsy oaf known as Rhino who had also ate some love poop that fell from the sky. Chickaletta has a fetish for pecking corn out of her partners bippy cheeks, and lucky for her, Rhino has a fetish for having his partner eat food out of his tooshie. So the hamster shoved a whole stock of corn into his ass, and the chicken started pecking away. Rhino started to flinch a little bit because it tickled.
"Bakak" clucked Chickaletta.
"Hey that reminds me of that time I made Ms. Kluck cry" spoke Rhino.
"Bawk bawk bawk bakawk" clucked Chickaletta.
"Oh I would love to go back to the chicken coop and take the biggest shit this world ever seen by eating a whole bowl of corn flavored beans and taking the rest of the world supply of laxatives" said Rhino. So they both ran to the coop and Rhino then started warming up the big can of corn flavored beans with his tooshie. The can then exploded all over his cheeks because of the intense heat that exited Rhinos bippy.
"Bawk bakawk" clucked the chicken as she ran over to eat the explosion of beans out of Rhinos butt.
"Oh, good idea, I'll go order the worlds supply of laxatives on Amazon right now. I'm going to choose the 1 second shipping option" said Rhino. Right as he pressed the 'order' button, the doorbell to the chicken coop rang. He took the box inside and started taking the laxatives. He gave Chickaletta half the laxatives just as she finished eating the beans out of Rhinos butt cheeks. So as soon as the laxatives kicked in they then began taking the biggest back end blowout this worlds ever seen.
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"Cluck" said Chickaletta.
"Oh you saucy chicken" Rhino spoke with a smirk. They both ran back to the coop to make love. They both had a brown pup and lived happily ever after.
Cupid: Whoops, my bad!