"Hey, Priscilla! My shit tracker is going crazy, can you eat some of that hey just to make sure that there is no shit in it?" asked Tracker.
"Nay," yelped Priscilla. So she ate away and then had big ass hearts in her eyes. She then proceeded to shit out the shit hey into Tracker's mouth and he had hearts in his eyes. They both froliced in the field and ate all the wheat in sight. Then Priscilla galloped into the food store called "Hey where is the wheat at? Oh wait, it's in the pile of poop". They bought all the brown wheat and ran into the barn. They put a herd on the wheat and then proceeded to fill the barn with shit.
"Do you want to go into Chases house and fill it with butt bombs and creamy green shit!?" asked Tracker.
"Nay!" Priscilla yelped. So they galloped into the lookout and took big ass steamy juicy ripe shits all around his house. Then Chase came home and scolded them for getting shit stains all over everything.
"That shit prank you pulled on Chase was pure gold" yelped Priscilla.
"Well that big steamy one you left in his bed made it ten times better" said Tracker. Then they ran of in the sunset and made love. They had a brown pup and lived happily ever after.
Cupid: Whoops, my bad!