In the game room; Penny and Hailey were playing chess with each other as Sonic, Scott, Axel, Zee, and Roger were both watching.
"Is anyone going to make a move yet? Feels like I've been watching these two playing for hours." Sonic thought.
"I really hope Hailey wins this game. She really needs this win so she can cross it off her list." Scott thought.
"If I were a pelican, I'd eat everything on my plate in one bite. That'd be so cool." Roger thought.
Zee was humming the Kel Mitchell Orange Soda song in his mind while drinking orange soda.
"Who's singing?" Axel thought.
Penny moved a queen to one space.
"Checkmate." said Penny.
Hailey is shocked and Beta laughed at this.
"Ha, ha, that's a true savior of the future right there." said Beta.
Hailey looked at Beta.
"Beta." said Hailey.
"Well it's true. Especially how farting on a dog can kill it." said Beta.
He looked around and became confused.
"What, no cutaway?" said Beta.
"Co author never replied to that Kung Pow video." said Sonic.
"Well then. Especially making love to a woman who was supposedly in a coma." said Beta.
He looked around and became annoyed.
"Seriously?" said Beta.
"Co author never got the main author's punchline to that one Seinfeld video." said Sonic.
Beta did some thinking.
"Steering wheel that can make a room change it's angle." said Beta.
He looked around and became mad.
"OH COME ON!" yelled Beta.
"Co author did agree that Doug film joke was pointless, just before realizing that the main author did want to use that joke." said Sonic.
"Does he even see the bigger picture?" said Beta.
"No he doesn't." said Roger.
Sonic sat down on the couch and turned on the Nintendo Switch before he began playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Sonic sighed.
"So glad that I met Penny back in summer camp." said Sonic.
Scott looked at Sonic.
"Hey Sonic, I was just thinking!" started Scott.
"I thought I saw Steam come out of your ears." spoke Beta.
Scott glared at Beta.
"Anyway, I was thinking maybe you can tell u how you and Penny met, after all we don't know much about you two." suggested Scott.
Beta was about to say something when he nodded.
"As much as I hate to admit it the buffoon is right." spoke Beta.
Sonic just pulled out an iPad and found the fic How Sonic and Penny Met and showed it to everyone who then went through the whole thing.
"Be pretty pointless to do that since there was already a fic about that years ago." Said Sonic.
"Okay, then how about a story of one of your adventures." Said Scott.
"It'll possibly retcon some stuff from the fic of how we met, such as how long we were at camp and crashing in coed cabins, but okay." Said Sonic.
Penny did some thinking.
"How about that incident with the kidnappers who kidnapped that billionaire military generals daughter?" Said Penny.
Sonic chuckled.
"Oh yeah, I liked that adventure." Said Sonic.
He cleared his throat.
"It all began one morning at Camp Lemming." Said Sonic.
The scene changed to several years ago at a summer where everyone was sleeping.
In one cabin; Sonic and Penny who were both ten years old were sleeping on a bunk bed with Sonic on the top bunk and Penny on the bottom.
Then a bugle started playing, waking the two up as they yawned.
Penny got out of bed revealing she was in red and green pajamas before Sonic climbed off the bed, revealing he didn't have his shoes on before the two sat down on Penny's bed.
"I swear, these mornings waking up to a bugle playing is very hard to get used to." Said Sonic.
Penny nodded.
"You got a point there Sonic, Sometimes I want to punch whoever does this!" spoke Penny.
Sonic put on some socks and his red and white shoes.
"It's going to be another day at camp." said Sonic.
Penny grabbed her every day clothes from the original Inspector Gadget series.
"Yep." said Penny.
Later; the two now fully dressed as well as other campers were in a mess hall getting breakfast which consisted of pancakes, waffles, sausages, and hash browns.
Sonic and Penny went over to a table and sat down.
"What do you suppose we'll be doing in camp today?" said Penny.
Sonic shrugged.
"Who knows, maybe the same things we've been doing at this camp for weeks now." said Sonic.
"How's that swordsmanship of yours going anyways?" said Penny.
Sonic held up a fencing sword.
"Pretty good, I think I'm getting the hang of it." said Sonic.
He then swished the sword on a wooden wall, making an S on it.
Sonic chuckled.
"I am awesome." said Sonic.
Then a male camp counselor appeared in the room.
"Campers, good news, because you all did so well in your activities for the last three weeks, the other counselors have agreed to reward you all with a trip into the city." said the counselor.
Everyone cheered.
"To the brand new history museum." said the same counselor.
Everyone groaned in annoyance.
"This blows." said a camper.
"We only came to camp to get away from educational stuff." said another camper.
Sonic ate a sausage.
Interview Gag
"No one ever wants to go to a museum. It's boring as hell." said Sonic.
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"Well look at it this way, at least we'll be somewhere else besides camp." said Penny.
Then a male camper who looked like a ten year old Scott Denoga, but with blonde hair approached the table with Sonic and Penny before looking around then leaned over to the two who then leaned over to him.
"I hear you two are capable of getting electronics into camp." the camper whispered.
"Yes, we can. But that depends on what you're wanting." Sonic whispered.
A record scratching sound was heard.
"Wait a minute." said Hailey's voice.
The setting changed back to the present with Hailey looking at Sonic and Penny.
"Getting stuff into camp? Were you two doing stuff behind the camp counselor's backs?" said Hailey.
The two camping buddies chuckled.
"Yeah, funny thing. Sonic and I might have started a smuggling business within the summer camp to give the other campers electronics to make their stay at camp more interesting." said Penny.
"We also kept a solar powered generator hidden to recharge everyone's electronics." said Sonic, "You could say that we were the modern day Sargent O'Rourke and Corporal Agarn."
Hailey looked confused.
"Who?" She asked.
Sonic groaned.
"They are from F-Troop, sheesh even the Co Author knows who they are." spoke Sonic.
Back in the story; Sonic and Penny were next to a bush that was hiding a generator with solar panels that was recharging a bunch of electronics before removing a smart watch and a tablet and looking at a piece of paper.
"Okay, so that's one iPhone 11 blue color, a Nintendo Switch Lite turquoise color with a physical copy of Super Smash Bros Ultimate and the first Fighter pass pre installed, and a Samsung Galaxy tablet." said Penny.
"Sheesh, this is going to be quite the trip. Especially since I'm the one who always ends up going into town every night just to get what people want." said Sonic.
Penny nodded.
"It's amazing how no one has gotten word about this. We're like Sargent O'Rourke and Corporal Agarn from F Troop." said Penny.
"Very much so." said Sonic.
The two looked around before covering the generator and walked off.
Later; the two were walking onto a bus before sitting down at a seat.
"So how're we going to ditch the group just to get these things?" said Penny.
"You let me worry about that. I'll figure something out." said Sonic.
Penny nodded.
"You always do." said Penny.
The flashback froze as laughter is heard.
Everyone turned and saw Daffy watching a video.
"Man these Will it Blend Videos are awesome!" He said.
Everyone looked at each other.
Outside the mansion; lots of gunshot sounds were heard.
Everyone was shocked.
"What have we done?" said Zee.
"What needed to be done." said Sonic.
It turned out the group had shot up Daffy's phone to smithereens, much to the ducks sadness.
"MY SMARTPHONE!" yelled Daffy.
He cried.
"It was so beautiful." Said Daffy.
"He's like a spoiled teenage girl. Enjoys social media to much." Said Beta.