A/N: This idea has been in my mind for quite some time and I've wondering whether or not I should write it. But since lately some real-life events kept making me feel depressed I might as well do some crack.

And someone shared a clip from the Emergency Special and I can't help wanting to do a crack based on it.

In this new season of the Desire Grand Prix, the new Game Master Chirami reintroduced the game as a reality show and revealed the existence of the audience. The revelation had been a big surprise for most of the other players, but for Ace... this just confirmed some of his suspicions about the DGP. And soon enough, he should be able to find more information regarding the whereabouts of his mother. But until then...

Ace turned his attention towards the other man sitting across from him as Ziin grinned back at him.

The two of them were just practising by themselves about how Ace should present his image to the audience of DGP. Since this time the audience could affect the result of the game when it comes to the players, the two of them needed to plan their strategies to achieve the best outcome for them. So for the past half hour, Ace had been showing Ziin many different types of reality TV shows that people used to make. And Ziin noticed that a lot of them had a segment where the participants in the reality shows were interviewed and asked about their opinions about the current competition as well as their thoughts about the other competitors.

So that's what they had been practising for... in this small studio they booked for themselves.

Ziin started giggling as he turned towards Ace mischievously.

"Anyway Ace, if by any chance you get to participate in the DesiGra again... what kind of wish would you write down next?" Ace gave him an amused look as Ziin just shrugged it off. "I mean, coming from Ace... I'm sure we'll get some 'interesting' answers—"

Ace grinned back at Ziin, looking almost as mischievous as the other person. He sighed dramatically. "I guess... a world where everyone but me turned into women?"

The silence seemed to last a long time, though it probably lasted for a few seconds before Ziin broke into laughter.

"What kind of answer was that—?"

"Seriously did you think they would ask a question like that?"

"You're ridiculous!"

The two of them continued giggling and laughing at each other before eventually returning towards the lounge...

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Ace let out a long sigh as a new day just started. After greeting the rising sun, Ace went down towards the Lounge to wait for the new mission to be announced. While it's still too early for the new rounds to start and the other players should still be asleep, Ace had another objective to do... something that started to grow into a habit of his ever since Chirami introduced this reality show concept.

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Ace skipped towards the corner of his 'spot' before stopping himself at the lounge chairs placed right before it. Ace let out a soft smile as he stared at the sleeping form of a certain Tanuki rider who ended up being shooed away to this spot, looking like an abandoned puppy. Earlier, Keiwa had asked him if they could share his spot so that he could have a place to sleep. But then after a lot of teasing from him, Keiwa ended up changing his mind and just used some of the lounge chairs for him to sleep on. Silly Keiwa, had they persevered a bit more... Ace could've suggested that they use the back room next to the bar to sleep in. After all, it wasn't stated that players couldn't use that room for their use while bunking inside the lounge together. And it's not like he really needed a place to sleep.

Ace frowned slightly as suddenly it seemed to him that Keiwa had looked slightly different this morning. Was he mistaken?

He reached out to brush a few strands of Keiwa's hair as the latter continued to be blissfully unaware that Ace was leaning close to them And then Ace noticed something very peculiar—Keiwa's hair was slightly longer than he last remembered. Could one's hair grow that fast within a day?

And is it just him... or did Keiwa's face look a bit softer and more feminine today? Ace started running his hand over Keiwa's cheek before the other person stirred awake and sat up from their sleeping position. Ace immediately pulled himself away from Keiwa.

Keiwa let out a long yawn before turning their sleepy eyes towards Ace. "Ah, Ace... good morning—"

Right away Ace felt something hot stirring inside of him. Is this a dream? If it is he doesn't want to wake up from this.

"A-Ace—?" Keiwa spoke again as Ace found himself tongue-tied. His eyes turned towards one of Keiwa's shoulders as the oversized shirt they were wearing fell off to one side revealing the bare skin underneath as well as... a bra strap?

Ace immediately turned his sight towards Keiwa's chest and saw something that was there that wasn't there before! What is this? How could this be possible?

"Ace... what's wrong?"

The 'girly' voice that still sounded like Keiwa but also not really Keiwa spoke out to him out of concern and confusion. Ace stared up at Keiwa, completely stunned.

How did Keiwa suddenly become a girl now?