In one part of the forest; a group of grizzly bears were eating lots of deer carcussess.
"HEY GRIZZLY BEARS!" yelled a voice.
The bears looked up a boulder to see that Hunter was on it.
"The salmon are running, free eats." said Hunter.
He ran off as the bears followed.
The group arrived at the lake, but upon arriving, they saw that all the fish were gone.
The bears became shocked and glared at Hunter.
Hunter looked at the grizzly bears nervously before gulping.
Interview Gag
"Rats, never get bears involved unless you have a death wish." Said Hunter.
End Interview Gag
"They must have went home?" Said Hunter.
The bears growled angrily before baring out their claws.
Hunter acted shocked.
"HEY LOOK, AN EAGLE IS DROPPING A SALMON!" yelled Hunter.
The bears turned around gasping in shock.
Hunter grinned.
He ran off as the bears were distracted.
Hunter returned to Roger's house and started to board it up.
"Guys, you're not going to believe this. I got the bears to come over, but when I got back, all the fish were-"Hunter said before noticing something that surprised him, "Gone?"
He saw a peace Accord meeting between Rogers group and the fish with Roger sitting next to a salmon dressed in royalty garb.
The salmon signed a form in front of him before giving the form to Roger who put on his reading glasses and signed his name on it.
Hunter became shocked.
"ROGER, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?" Hunter yelled.
Roger saw this.
"Aww, Hunter my friend, so glad you could come. You will be pleased to know that we have reached a piece accord with the sea life of this lake." Said Roger.
"The only thing left is your signature so that this can be official." Said Meek.
Hunter sputtered a bit before becoming mad.
"Roger you crazy amputee vermin, I'll never make peace with these home wrecking fish. NEVER!" Hunter yelled before walking out of the house.
"Should we have told him what spawn really means?" Said Wendy.
"Let's wait till the bears and eagles show up." Said Roger.
Outside Roger's house; Hunter was outside the door.
"HEY, YOU BEARS, THE FISH ARE IN HERE!" Yelled Hunter.
He opened the door as the bears ran into the house before closing the door.
The grimwalker chuckled and put his ear to the door.
But he heard nothing.
"Hmm, maybe those bears made quick work of everyone." Said Hunter.
He opened the door and looked inside before becoming shocked by what he saw.
The Bears and Fish are making Peace with each other
This caused Hunters's jaw to drop.
Interview Gag
First was a bear who made some bear noises. (Yeah, me and my group of bears are pacifists who don't like to eat red meat. We just wanted to make peace with the fish when we got to them.)
Next was Hunter.
"You've got to be kidding me, even the bears? That's a crime against nature." Said Hunter.
Next was the king salmon who made fish noises. (I was always looking for a reason to make peace with bears for a better understanding of them.)
End Interview Gag
Hunter groaned and saw some eagles flying around in the air before whistling.
He pulled out a piece of paper and wrote something down on it before revealing that he wrote 'free fish for eats' and an arrow pointed at the door.
Hunter opened the door and the eagles flew into the house.
The Grimwalker kept the door open and waited for all the birds to fly out with dead fish.
"Hmmm, something should have happened by now." Said Hunter.
He looked inside and became annoyed.
"Oh you've got to be kidding me." Said Hunter.
The eagles had also made peace with the fish as well.
The Grimwalker walked over to Roger.
"I don't know how you do it, but you've done it. Found a way to make peace between not only fish and land folk, but also with the salmon, bears, and eagles." said Hunter.
"Considering the fact that the person you're a genetic clone of and his witch lover had a child together was proof enough that peace between humans and witches was possible." said Roger.
"Those fish better apologise for trying to spawn us." said Hunter.
Roger breathed in deeply.
"Yeah, spawning actually means trying to conceive children through sexual intercourse." said Roger.
Hunter became shocked.
"What?" said Hunter.
"You just tried to harm some fish that would make eggs then die afterwards." said Roger.
"And you didn't tell me this sooner because?" said Hunter.
"It was entertaining to see you fail." said Roger.
Hunter growled in anger before taking the peace accord form from Roger's hand and signed his name on it.
He sighed.
"This is as crazy as that time I saw Darius cry!" He muttered.
Flashback
Darius was in a kitchen reading a newspaper as Hunter was sitting across from him.
"So I'm thinking of getting a new change of clothes, as a way to make up for hardly having anything of my own to begin with." said Hunter.
Darius scoffed.
"Not really my problem." said Darius.
Hunter looked at his father figure.
"Well I have the greatest parent figure in the world to thank for inspiring me." said Hunter.
He looked at Darius who still had the newspaper in front of his face.
"Uh, Darius?" said Hunter.
He pulled the paper down and saw that Darius was beginning to cry.
Hunter was shocked.
"I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!" yelled Darius.
"Yeah sure, whatever." said Hunter.
End Flashback
The next day; Roger had built a pathway using metal halfpipes out one window to another window and the salmon and trout were swimming through it.
Roger nodded.
"Takes care of that." said Roger.
Hunter was seeing everything happening in confusion.
"I just don't fucking believe it." said Hunter.
Then a salmon came by and kissed Hunter before going down the stream as the grimwalker wipped his face.
But then he noticed Willow looking at him.
"Hunter, how could you, I thought we had something special." said Willow.
Hunter gulped.
"She came onto me?" said Hunter.
Willow smiled.
"I'll take your word for it." said Willow.
She kissed him.
Then a trout went down one stream and out a window and Roger closed it.
"There, that's the last of them." said Roger.
"At least we only have to see those guys once a year." said Hunter.
"Just wait till their offspring hatch and we have to do the same thing again, two different times months apart." said Roger.
Hunter's eyes widened.
"What?" said Hunter, "No one said anything about doing this whole thing two times in a year."
"Yeah, the babies are born, they go down river to the ocean, become adults, go back upstream with their mates, have children and die, the cycle continues. It's the circle of life." said Roger.
Hunter screamed and fainted.
"Maybe you should have told him the whole thing before he went on his near Belos like rampage." said Willow.