In a theater; a bunch of people were preparing for a play.
Daffy Duck was in a Dracula like cape and looked at himself in a mirror.
"Call me, Count Duckula." said Daffy.
Then a bunch of people in business suits appeared and gave some forms to Daffy.
"We're lawyers who represent the Count Duckula cartoon show. And we're giving you a cease and desist order to not claim your name is Count Duckula." said a lawyer.
Daffy is shocked.
"WHAT YOU CANT BE SERIOUS, I WAS BEING DRAMATIC!" yelled the Black Duck.
"Damn right we are, characters from the Simpsons were giving such orders as a result of ripping off Steve Martin and Charlie Chaplin." said another lawyer.
The lawyers walked off as Daffy groaned in annoyance.
"I'm the main character and main villain in this play, and I can't claim to be a cartoon character from the eighties." said Daffy.
In another part of the theater; Axel was reading a script while holding a crossbow pistol.
"Die vampire, you don't belong in this world, monster." Axel read.
She groaned.
"Who came up with that line? Sounds like something from a video game." said Axel.
Her boyfriend Zee who was with her smiled.
"I don't know Axel, but you sound beautiful when you say it like that." He said.
This caused Axel blushed at that.
"Better then nothing I guess." said Axel.
"Well it could be worse." said Roger who walked by.
He held up his left hand, revealing he was wearing a falconry glove and a falcon flew onto it.
Zee is impressed.
"Nice one." said Zee.
Roger sent the falcon away.
"I have to work my character as a falcon owner just to keep my rechargeable hand hidden." said Roger.
"And your leg?" said Axel.
Roger sat down and removed his left leg before holding it up, revealing it was a wooden peg leg.
"Did the same thing in that Little Mermaid play Luz made for Independence Day." said Roger.
He then noticed Zee still had his regular prosthetic leg on.
"And Zee should do the same thing for this horror period piece as well." said Roger.
"Noted, but I don't -"Zee said before noticing that Roger had another peg leg in hand before taking it, "Thanks."
Axel became confused and looked at Roger.
"You keep an extra wooden leg?" Said Axel.
"I have a plastic leg for when I'm at swimming pools and/or water parks to keep the metal one from rusting." Said Roger.
"That seems a little excessive, even for me." Said Axel.
"Axel, your boyfriend packs an extra prosthetic in case he loses one." Said Roger.
"Fair enough." spoke Axel.
Sonic walked by with a script titled "Duck Dracula" and Axel stopped him.
"Quick question Sonic, when do I appear again?" Said Axel.
"After the scene where two wealthy people become confused by someone they know having puncture wounds on their neck, then it cuts to the daughter of Abraham Van Helsing giving an autopsy to a group of med school students." Said Sonic.
He flipped through the pages and stopped at one page.
"Right here." Said Sonic.
Axel turned to the page and looked at it before becoming shocked.
"Wait a minute, you're actually having all my students faint during the autopsy?" Said Axel.
Interview Gag
"Yeah, I might have watched the Mel Brooks version of Dracula before writing this script. I put that scene in for laughs." Said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
"Yes." Said Sonic.
Zee chuckled.
"Dude, that's smart. If you have a bunch of people fainting during the autopsy and only the teacher who's a girl stay standing, then it's proving that girls can be as tough as guys as well." Zee said before hugging Axel, shocking her, "I'd definitely pay to see a film or play with that kind of scene. Especially with Axel in it."
Axel blushed.
"I'm starting to like this play already, and we haven't started performing for everyone." Said Axel.
Edric then appeared with a pipe and pump.
"I got the fake blood for the steaking scene, how's this?" Edric said before pumping a small amount of fake blood in Sonic's face.
The hedgehog growled in annoyance before wiping the fake blood off his face and onto Zee's wooden leg.
"Good enough." Said Sonic.
Interview Gag
"Hopefully the staking part doesn't go wrong like how it happened in that Mel Brooks Dracula film." Said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Later; Zee was replacing his regular prosthetic leg with the peg leg Roger gave him with Roger and Axel's help.
"There, try that out." Said Roger.
Zee stood up and walked around the place.
"How does it feel?" Said Axel.
"A little different from what I'm used to, but I'm sure I can manage for the play." Said Zee.
But then he stepped on a banana peel with the peg leg and fell into Axel's arms, causing the two to look at each other in shock.
The two blushed before giving each other flirtatious looks.
"So, how should we do our getting to know each other scene?" Said Axel.
"In a natural way while getting close to each other?" Said Zee.
Axel nodded.
"That could work." said Axel.
She then helped Zee back to his feet.
Zee smirked.
"Thanks my Hercules Warrior!" He commented.
Axel kissed Zee on the cheek.
Later; a bunch of people were gathered in the audience waiting for the play to start.
Then organ music started playing before a puff of smoke appeared on stage, and it cleared up, revealing Sonic who was covering himself with a black cap.
"Welcome, welcome to this Halloween based play." Sonic said in a Transylvanian accent.
He uncovered himself.
"For tonight's show will be truly horrifying, so gut retching, so spine chilling, and so gruesome that we ask that any children below the age of 13 leaves the theaters." said Sonic.
Darryl groaned in annoyance before he and several other kids below 13 years of age walked out.
"Now that that's out of the way, please enjoy-"Sonic said before loud coughing was heard, making Sonic groan, "Dammit, is this going to happen every time there's a Play Goes Wrong based performance?"
The coughing stopped.
"Please enjoy-"Sonic said before the loud coughing resume, making Sonic groan again, "Axel."
Axel walked on stage and aimed her pistol crossbow at the coughing person and shot him in the heart, making him groan and fall to the floor dead.
She walked off stage.
"Please enjoy; Duck Dracula." Sonic said before laughing evilly as he disappeared in a puff of smoke.