The curtains opened up to reveal a huge castle on top of a hill and Randy who was dressed up like a Puritan appeared and looked at the castle.
He looked at a piece of paper then at the castle.
"Yep, this is the place." said Randy.
Backstage; Sonic saw Randy's outfit and shook his head.
"Wrong timeline idiot." said Sonic.
Randy walked to the castle and knocked on the door before it opened up, confusing him.
"Come in, come in." said a voice.
The teenager entered the castle before the door closed on it's own.
"Good evening." said the same voice.
Randy looked up the stairs and saw at the top of them was Daffy Duck.
"Are you Duck Dracula" said Randy.
"Yes I am." said Daffy.
He started to take a step down the stairs, but then he slipped on some grease on the first step and started falling down the comically long flight of steps, hitting each and everyone while screaming as the audience laughed.
Daffy kept on falling down the stairs before hitting the main ground and stood up groaning.
"The first step is always a doozy." said Randy.
The duck looked at Randy.
"Now Mr. Reginald, I asked to be moved to my newly purchased cottage in Carfax Alley. Are the preparations made?" said Daffy.
Randy nodded.
"Yes sir Duck, all the arrangements have been made. You'll be ready to leave by tonight." said Randy.
"Good, but there's still one thing I need to do." said Daffy.
He pulled out a chain watch and held it in front of Randy and began hypnotizing him with it.
"You are getting very sleepy, sleepy, your eyelids are getting very heavy." said Daffy.
Randy began to doze off, but then he ended up sneezing a whole lot of snot onto Daffy's face, making the duck groan in disgust.
The audience started laughing.
Interview Gag
"I might be recovering from a flu I had last week." said Randy, "It ain't pretty."
End Interview Gag
Daffy groaned and resumed his hypnotism of Randy.
"You will be my servant for life." said Daffy.
Randy was in a trance.
"I shall be your servant for life." said Randy.
"You will serve me in any way I want." said Daffy.
"I shall serve you in any way I want." said Randy.
"Now get my coffin ready for transport." said Daffy.
"Yes master." said Randy.
He and Daffy walked off as the setting changed to a roadway in England several days later and there was a carriage on the road that was being driven by Roger while Zee was sitting next to him reading a newspaper.
"Mysterious deaths on a boat leaves authorities baffled. Only survivor institutionalized due to eating lots of bugs and his strange ramblings." said Zee.
"So glad we weren't on that boat." said Roger.
"Serving in her royal majesty's navy." said Zee, "And being discharged no less."
"Yeah, because you caused that cannon to misfire and blow our left legs off." said Roger.
"Still honorably discharged." said Zee.
Backstage; Crunch was clapping two coconut halves against each other to make sounds similar to horses galloping.
Axel was watching what he was doing.
"That's your idea for horse walking sounds, two hollow coconut shell halves?" said Axel.
Crunch turned to Axel.
"Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?" said Crunch.
"Fair enough." said Axel.
She accidentally pressed a button on some keyboards and the song Life is a Highway started playing loudly, shocking her.
"Whoops." said Axel.
Back on stage; Roger and Zee heard the song and became confused.
"I don't recall this being a musical." said Zee.
"Let's just work with it. I'm great at improvising." said Roger.
He then began singing the song.
Sonic walked over to Axel and Crunch and was upset.
"Alright, who's playing road trip music?" said Sonic.
"I accidentally pressed the play button on a keyboard." said Axel.
Sonic groaned.
"Great, now we have to allow that to play on." said Sonic.
"I don't think the performers seem to mind." said Crunch.
Roger and Zee kept on singing Life is a Highway before stopping.
"How about letting me sing this next verse?" said Zee.
"I don't see why not." said Roger.
Then Zee began singing the next verse sounding like Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
Everyone was impressed by this and Sonic smiled.
"Okay, that's a perfect mistake. Especially since Zee somehow can sing like The Rock." said Sonic.
He then looked at Axel then turned back to the stage.
"Crunch." said Sonic.
"Yes?" said Crunch.
"Axel's jaw." said Sonic.
Crunch became confused.
"Axel's jaw?" Crunch said as he turned to Axel and became shocked by what he saw.
Axel was blushing in shock while her eyes were sparkling and her mouth was gaping open.
Crunch pushed her mouth closed.
But then the song finished up and the audience groaned in annoyance.
"Great, a ruined musical." said Molly.
Everyone backstage became confused.
"Hey what gives, I was enjoying that Dwayne Johnson like singing." said Axel.
Then Becker appeared with a bunch of tools.
"Well, took care of that broken music system." said Becker.
Hailey who was backstage smiled.
"Thanks Becker!" She said.
Becker shook her head at what Hailey said.
"I don't know what just happened." said Hailey.
"Well, your best friend's sister just pissed off two amputee's who were enjoying the unintentional musical number." said Sonic.
He motioned on stage where Roger and Zee were very bored now.
"This sucks once again. Just when we're having fun, we lose a musical number." said Roger.
"Bummer dude." said Zee.
He reached into a satchel and pulled out a glass bottle of a drink and popped the top before he started drinking it.
"Seriously Ham, why do you drink that stuff, it smells like a baby's diaper." said Roger.
"It's got quite the flavor to it." said Zee.
Roger shook his head and pulled the reins back.
"Whoa, whoa." Roger said.
But the carriage kept on moving.
"I SAID WHOA!" Roger yelled before pulling the reins back some more.
The carriage abruptly stopped moving and Zee was flung off it and landed in the audience as the audience laughed.
The soda loving teen ran back on stage and climbed on the carriage before looking on to see a building.
"Here we are, our new home and place of work." said Roger.
"Yeah. Hopefully we get awesome jobs here since we're former members of the Royal Navy." said Zee.
"There aren't much job opportunities for one legged people." said Roger.
He and Zee got off the carriage.
"With our backgrounds, we'll just slide on through the interview process." said Zee.
He took a step forward but stepped on a banana peel with his peg leg and slid all over the stage while screaming as the audience laughed.
Zee then slid backstage where crashing sounds were heard.
Everyone cringed at that.
"Oooh, I actually felt that." said Roger.
Backstage; Zee had crashed into a bunch of props and chuckled as Sonic, Axel, and Crunch appeared.
"That was amazing. Haven't ate it like that since I was struck by lightning after being launched from a catapult during that one Total Drama challenge. Without my lightning rod leg no less." said Zee.
He was then helped up to his feet by Crunch.
Interview Gag
"That guy is such an idiot. He just slipped on a banana peel and crashed into a bunch of stuff. How did his parents allow him to do stuff with only one leg?" said Crunch.
End Interview Gag
"How did he survive everything that Chris dished out to him?" said Sonic.
"He's just stupidly lucky compared to a lot of stuff." said Axel.
"For example?" said Crunch.
"The main author initially wanting to do gags involving the contract scene from that 2000 live action Rocky and Bullwinkle film and the new twist to the Those Endearing Things gag, but deciding not to because the co author apparently preferred the police show scene and being to tired to reply to the Those Endearing Things video but had enough time to give a humanoid creature Power Rangers character idea which the main author is now refusing to reply to by removing them from his viewing pleasure." said Axel.
"Good example." said Sonic.
He and Crunch pushed Zee back on stage next to Roger.
The group walked into the building.
The scene changed to an office with Roger and Zee talking with Bugs Bunny.
"So you're the former royal navy recruits I'm to hire, am I right?" said Bugs.
Roger and Zee nodded.
"Yes we are." Said Roger.
"And the reason you're looking for work other than being discharged is?" Said Bugs.
"We need a way to make an income because the royal navy won't give money to anyone with our disabilities." Said Zee.
"Well for me, it's more than our discharge. I've got a fiancée who I've been engaged to for a full year now, and that was before being departed. Need the money so that she and I can finally get married." Said Roger.
Bugs nodded.
"I see." Bugs said before turning to Zee, "And do you have someone waiting for you?"
"No. Most people I meet are bothered by my very chill personality." Said Zee.
"He had the job of navigating the ocean." Said Roger.
Backstage; Crunch leaned on a lever and pulled it down by mistake while breaking it, shocking him.
"Whoops." Said Crunch.
The curtains closed on the show, making the audience groaned in annoyance.
Backstage; Sonic and Axel shook their heads.
"Great, now what?" Said Axel.
"Relax, Becker will get this fixed up. Until then." Sonic said before grabbing a microphone and spoke into it, "And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Rocky and Bullwinkle."
The audience cheered as Rocky the Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle J Moose walked on stage and bowed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure -" Rocky said before being interrupted by his best friend.
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat." Bullwinkle said as he pulled out a top hat.
Rocky glared at the moose.
"Bullwinkle, it's been 64 years, that trick never works." Said Rocky.
"This time I've got it." said Bullwinkle.
He twirled his fingers over the hat.
"Presto." said Bullwinkle.
He reached into the hat and pulled out a lit stick of TNT, shocking him before it exploded, making the audience laugh.
The smoke cleared up, revealing the moose was covered in soot.
"Wrong hat?" said Rocky.
"It was a gift from Michael Bay." said Bullwinkle.
Rocky nodded.
"Fair enough." said Rocky.
Becker poked her head on stage.
"Lever's fixed." said Becker.
The moose and squirrel duo walked off stage as the curtains opened up.
Bugs noticed the glove on Roger's left hand.
"By the way, what's with the glove anyways? Couldn't help but notice how you have a glove on the left hand and not the right hand." said Bugs.
Roger looked at it.
"Oh this? I took up falconry after leaving the navy." said Roger.
He smiled.
"It's quite a hobby." said Roger.
"Well I don't see no reason not to turn you two away. You're both hired to work in my insane asylum as cooks." said Bugs, "And musicians if need be."
The amputee's stood up.
"Don't worry, we won't let you down." said Zee.
The two walked off the stage.
"Well that went better then I could have hoped." said Roger.
"Very." said Zee.
He then pulled out one of his cans of soda and started drinking it.
Roger saw this.
"Couldn't wait to go back to drinking that, couldn't you?" said Roger.
"Nope." said Zee.
Then Sonic, Crunch, Axel, and Daffy appeared.
"Well you'd better finish up that soda real soon, the scene where we meet Dracula is about to start." said Roger.
Zee nodded and drank it super fast and threw the can away but it hits someone.
"MY LEG!" yelled Fred The Fish.
Everyone winced in pain.
"He's fine, it's just that one fish from Spongebob who always breaks his leg." said Crunch.
"Yeah. No big deal." said Daffy.
"I'm more worried about Inspector Gadget being in the next scene. I just hope his superior doesn't show up halfway through the scene with an exploding message about a MAD plot." said Sonic.
"That doesn't sound so crazy." said Axel.
"The crazy thing is I'm friends with Inspector Gadget's niece." said Sonic.
"Why would you be friends with a niece of that incompetent cop?" asked Axel.
"Probably because she was the only friend I made in summer camp." said Sonic.
"Fair enough." said Sonic.