The curtains opened up and on stage was a gathering of people outside some type of building.
Roger and Zee appeared wearing tuxedo's.
"Less than one day in, and already we get invited to a big event." said Roger.
Zee nodded was was about to say something when he burped.
The audience laughed.
Roger leaned to Zee.
"When I told you to finish that can of orange soda quickly, I didn't mean that quick." Roger whispered.
"Sorry dude." Said Zee.
Backstage; Sonic turned to Axel.
"For someone with a very high primitive survival rating, you sure know how to pick em. Then again I'm dating a human goth girl, so who am I to judge?" Said Sonic.
Axel looked at him.
"When did that happen?" She asked.
"Eh many years back before the original Total Drama ended. Does it really matter? We're not exactly following real time in this series." said Sonic.
"Fair enough." said Axel.
Back on stage; Zee finally got to speak properly.
"Check it out, it's our superior officer back in the navy." said Zee.
Roger looked at the entrance and saw Inspector Gadget who was wearing a navy uniform and talking to Crunch who was a doorman.
"So it is." said Roger.
The two walked to Inspector Gadget.
"Permission to speak to our former superior officer." said Zee.
Gadget turned to the two.
"Permission granted." said Gadget.
But then Crunch's mouth was opened up by Chief Quimby, shocking the shark.
"Inspector Gadget." said Quimby.
Gadget looked at Chief Quimby.
"Chief Quimby." said Gadget.
The audience laughed while Sonic face palmed himself.
"Oh ho ho man. Of all the times that guy could have shown up to give Gadget his mission, he had to appear barely halfway through this scene." said Sonic.
Quimby pulled out a message orb.
"I have a new mission for you." said Quimby.
Gadget grabbed the orb as a message emerged from it.
"Doctor Claw is planning on hijacking an armored truck carrying billions of dollars in gold, the truck will be traveling through New York City under heavy security, protect gold at all costs. This message will self destruct." Gadget read.
The message disappeared.
"Not to worry chief, I'm always on duty." Gadget said before putting the orb in Crunch's mouth and closed it with his superior still inside, "Go go gadget copter."
His helicopter appeared from his hat before flying away.
Then a muffled explosion was heard inside of Crunch before he opened his mouth, releasing some smoke as well as a charred up Chief Quimby who was coughing.
"Nice going you idiot, you ruined a play that your top agent was a part of." Roger said before bonking Quimby on the head Three Stooges style.
Chief Quimby groaned.
"Maybe I should've waited!" He said.
"Yea and now you'll be taking his place!" ordered Axel.
Quimby looked at the audience in confusion.
Later; he was in the outfit Inspector Gadget was wearing.
"Permission granted." said Quimby.
Interview Gag
Chief Quimby was in there and he smiled.
"Finally, my chance to shine without Inspector Gadget. How I've wanted a chance in the lime light." said Quimby.
Lastly was Sonic.
"I haven't the heart to tell him that he gets bitten by Daffy on the neck close to the end of the scene." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Quimby smiled.
"It's so good to see you two again." said Quimby.
"Yeah, same to you." said Zee.
"So did you get the jobs in the insane asylum?" said Quimby.
"We actually did surprisingly." said Roger.
Quimby raised a eyebrow.
"You're kidding right?" said Quimby.
Zee was about to say something but burped loudly in Quimby's face, making the audience laugh.
Everyone backstage laughed at that.
"That was awesome." said Sonic.
"Tell me about it." said Axel.
"Gross, that smells like garlic." said Quimby.
Roger punched Quimby across the face, knocking him out.
"Dude, that's supposed to come later in the play." said Roger.
"Yeah dude. Especially since the next scene is supposed to begin with an autopsy performed by the granddaughter of Abraham Van Helsing as portrayed by a very hot babe." said Zee.
Quimby woke up and looked at Zee with a smile on his face.
"Scarlett Johannson?" said Quimby.
Roger smacked Quimby across the face.
"Not that hot a babe." said Roger.
Everyone laughed.
"The jobs pretty much came to us on a platter. Especially with our conditions." said Zee.
Roger nodded.
"Who'd have thought that two one legged war vets could easily get work in an insane asylum?" said Roger.
"Not very many people." said Quimby.
"Well, better see what's going on in this place." said Roger.
He and Zee walked towards the building, but Zee stepped on a wad of gum with his peg leg and he lost the prosthetic and fell to the ground as the audience laughed.
Roger groaned and grabbed Zee's peg leg and pulled it off the ground and saw the wad of gum.
He pulled the gum off and put it in a slingshot before firing it in the audience.
The gum then landed on Fred the Fish's leg, shocking him.
"MY LEG!" yelled Fred.
He then realized something.
"Oh wait, it's not in pain." said Fred.
Back onstage; Roger was helping Zee get his peg leg back on.
The meerkat finished and helped Zee up to his feet.
"That should do it." said Roger.
Zee smiled.
"What would happen to me if you weren't around?" said Zee.
"You'd probably be in Davy Jones's locker." said Roger.
"True." said Zee.
The two walked into the building.
"I wonder what kind of performance we will be seeing anyways?" Said Zee.
"Hopefully something world renowned. Being at sea for years can be very boring." Said Roger.
A Door then hits Zee.
The audience laughed.
Then a pizza delivery man emerged from the door.
"Pizza." said the pizza man.
Sonic and Axel were both shocked.
"What the, who the hell is this guy?" said Sonic.
"I don't remember ordering a pizza, did you?" said Axel.
"No." said Sonic.
The Pizza guy took out the receipt.
"I'm looking for a Mr Hunt, first name Mike." said the pizza man.
Sonic and Axel just stared at the guy before Axel grabbed him and dragged him off.
Outside the theater; the pizza man was thrown out Uncle Phil style.
Back in the theater backstage; Sonic was eating a slice of pizza as Axel returned and the girl noticed it.
"Are you seriously eating that pizza?" said Axel.
"What, it's technically free." said Sonic.
"Fair enough." said Axel.
"Besides, it was a smart move not to continue that fake name gag by actually saying the whole name in order." said Sonic.
Axel nodded.
"Who'd give their child a name like that?" said Axel.
She grabbed a pizza slice and started eating it.
She burped.
"Man that's good Pizza." said Axel.
Back onstage; Roger helped Zee up to his feet again.
"I swear, this is starting to become a reoccurring thing." said Roger.
Then Daffy appeared and saw the two.
"Good evening, I am Duck Dracula." said Daffy.
Zee looked at Daffy.
"Is it duck season already?" said Zee.
Daffy groaned.
"Yes, yes, it's duck season. FIRE!" Daffy said sarcastically.
Zee drew out a shotgun and shot Daffy in the face.
When the smoke cleared Daffy's Beak is on the back of the head.
Everyone laughed at that.
The duck groaned in annoyance and put his beak back in place before glaring at Zee.
"I was being sarcastic." said Daffy.
"Well how am I supposed to know that? I didn't exactly have much friends despite my friendly personality." said Zee.
Interview Gag
"I never got out much." said Zee.
End Interview Gag
Zee burped in Daffy's face and he sniffed the air before gagging.
"Gross, stay away from me." Daffy said before walking off.
Roger noticed and turned to Zee.
"Uh Ham, why did that guy walk off after just meeting us?" said Roger.
"Not many people could handle my incredible friendliness." said Zee.
Backstage; Sonic shook his head.
"Probably not the only thing that anyone can handle." said Sonic.
He turned to Becker who appeared with two keyboards.
"Okay, how's the music for the performance scene in this part coming along?" said Sonic.
"Good, I think I've got a good idea." said Becker.
"Let's hear it." said Axel, "Better be time appropriate."
Becker stretched her fingers and pushed a button on the keyboard and some drums played before playing the same keyboard as scat music similar to the opening theme to Doug's First Movie started playing, confusing Sonic and Axel as Becker played the other keyboard and whistling music was heard.
"What the hell is that?" said Sonic.
"Music appropriate to the day and age this play takes place in." said Becker.
"That's the intro to the Disney version of Doug. The only Doug movie to be exact." said Sonic.
Becker nodded.
"Seemed like a good idea." said Becker.
"Who ever heard of scat music in those days?" said Axel.
Sonic looked at Axel.
"Exactly." said Sonic.
"So no on the Doug theme song?" said Becker.
"No, no, use it, let's see how the audience reacts." said Sonic.
Becker gave Sonic a thumbs up.
"Good to know." said Becker.
She grabbed a microphone and put it close to her keyboards before she began playing the same song as before.
On stage; Roger, Zee, and Bugs were sitting at some chairs acting like they were watching a performance and became confused.
"Is that the theme song to Doug?" said Roger.
"Sounds like it." said Bugs.
"I never knew scat music existed in this time." said Zee.
The two humanoid animals glared at Zee.
The audience was liking it.
"Nice, this is better then just always having classical music in a show." said Kai Banks.
"Why not just stick with the classics?" said Patricia Banks.
But then she was dragged off by Sonic who heard what she said.
Outside the theater; Hailey's mother was thrown out Uncle Phil style.
Patricia screamed.
She turned and saw the pizza man from before who looked at her.
"Do you know where I can find a guy named Hunt, first name Mike?" said the pizza man.
Patricia became mad and smacked the guy across the face before walking off.
Back inside on stage; Quimby was walking down a hallway and noticed Daffy.
"Oh, good evening sir." said Quimby.
Daffy snarled and revealed his fangs, shocking Quimby.
"Wait, what's going on? Why does that duck have fangs?" said Quimby.
He was then tackled by Daffy and his neck was bitten, making Quimby scream.
"NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN THE PLAY!" yelled Quimby.
Later; a lifeless Quimby was on the ground as Roger, Zee, and Bugs were looking at him.
"He was like this when I was going to the bathroom, thought you two would like to know since you seemed very close to him." said Bugs.
Zee noticed two fang marks on Quimby's neck.
He became shocked and got serious.
"It's got to be a vampire." said Zee.
Roger and Bugs were suspicious.
"Vampire?" said Bugs.
"Yeah, I heard that this place had a vampire incident years ago that was dealt with by one Abraham Van Helsing." said Zee.
Bugs was about to say something when a explosion is heard shocking everyone and making the theater shake.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" yelled Roger.
Soon from out of nowhere the Time Travel DeLorean appeared shocking everyone.
"I didn't know this was a tie in to Back to the Future." said Scott.
Hailey glared at her best friend.
The doors opened up and Marty McFly and Doc Brown emerged from it and looked around.
"I don't think we're in the right place Doc." said Marty.
"Don't be ridiculous Marty, of course this is the place." said Doc Brown.
"Hey assholes." said Roger.
The two turned to Roger.
"This isn't the stage to your Back to the Future play, this is the stage to a Dracula based play." said Roger.
Everyone laughed as the Professor did his calculations and slapped his head.
"Great Scott that guy is right!" He said.
Sonic who was back saw this and smiled.
"Well this is appropriate." said Sonic.
Doc and Marty got back in the DeLorean before it drove off and disappeared.
"Hopefully we never see those guys again." said Roger.
"If there really is a vampire incident happening in England, then it would stand to reason that we get word out to Van Helsing and let him know about this." said Bugs.
"Good call." said Zee.
Roger noticed an old fashioned wall phone.
"Huh, what luck." said Roger.
He walked to the phone and looked at a phone book at one page before picking up the listening end and cranked the handle on the other side and spun it around several times before putting the listening end to his ear.
"Yeah hello, operator? I wish to make a long distance call to Germany." said Roger.
Then smoke emerged from the speaking part of the phone, shocking Roger, Zee, and Bugs as the audience laughed.
"I'll have whatever that phone was smoking." said Zee.
Backstage Becker laughed at this.
"Damn I'm good at making a phone spew out smoke." Said Becker.
Roger fanned the smoke away and looked at the phone book again.
"When you're done with your smoke break, get me a long distance call to Germany to the Van Helsing estate. It's urgent." Said Roger.