Later; the setting had changed to a bedroom with two full sized beds and Roger, Zee, and Axel were setting up lots of garlic cloves in the room.
Roger looked at Axel in confusion.
"Hey Abigail, what's with all the garlic we're setting up in this place?" Said Roger.
Axel looked at Roger.
"Everyone knows Garlic is one of the few things that can repel a Vampire!" spoke Axel.
In The Audience; Count Van Count from Sesame Street was wearing a Mask.
"It is True, Ha ha ha!" said the Purple Vampire.
"No, no, I get that part. I'm just curious about needing all this garlic." Said Roger.
"The more the merrier. Need enough to drive any vampire out." Said Zee.
"There's enough garlic in here to drive anybody out." Said Roger.
"Fair Point!" Zee said.
"I'm never going to eat another pizza the same way again. And I mean it." Said Roger.
He was given more cloves of garlic by Axel.
"Here, put those around the doors and windows of every patients rooms." Said Axel.
"Try and be careful." Said Zee.
Roger chuckled.
"Believe me, if I wasn't careful, you'd have ended up in the bottom of the ocean." Said Roger.
He walked off stage.
Zee pulled out some garlic and hanged it over a lamp.
"You two seem really close with each other." Said Axel.
Zee turned to Axel.
"Why I owe him my life. He saved me from some pirate's who tried to hijack the ship we were on." Said Zee.
Axel nodded.
"I see. And two members of the royal navy both get jobs in a nut house as chef's, how'd that come about?" Said Axel.
Zee bent down and rolled up his left pant leg, revealing his peg leg.
Axel is shocked.
"Is there a reason why you never told me you had a Peg Leg?" asked Axel.
"Probably the same reason you never told us you didn't." answered Zee.
"Fair enough." spoke Axel.
He rolled the pant leg down.
"It was like any other day at sea." said Zee.
The scene flipped around to a flashback on a ship helm and Roger in Royal Navy clothes was at the helm keeping the wheel straight as Zee also in Royal Navy clothes walked next to him.
"Captain's got you on the helm?" said Zee.
Roger nodded.
"Yep, so far nothing bad has happened." said Roger.
He turned the wheel slightly, causing the entire theater to tip over to the left as everyone screamed.
Roger became shocked and turned the wheel the opposite way, causing the theater to tip to the right.
The meerkat groaned and pushed the wheel back in place before the theater changed back to its regular angle.
Roger pulled out a bicycle lock chain before chaining up the wheel in place.
A whistle sound was heard as Quimby dressed as a captain appeared.
"BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE!" yelled Quimby.
Roger and Zee groaned.
"Here we go again." said Roger.
The two ran down to one floor of the ship and loosened up a cannon.
Quimby was walking to them and was about to say something when Gadget came crashing through the roof and everything fell on Quimby.
The audience laughed.
"Mission's complete." Said Gadget.
Backstage; Sonic and Axel both groaned.
"Now he returns." Said Sonic.
"And I think he killed his boss!" spoke Axel.
"If explosive messages didn't kill him, nothing will." Said Sonic.
Onstage; Roger pushed Inspector Gadget off stage.
"To late, we're already halfway through." Said Roger.
He walked back on stage.
"Wowsers." Said Gadget.
Quimby emerged from the rumble groaning.
"FIRE AT WILL!" Yelled Quimby.
Zee drew out a string attached to the cannon.
"FIRE!" Yelled Zee.
He yanked the string, not knowing that he and Roger were both standing in front of the cannon.
An explosion happened before the smoke cleared up, revealing that the two amputee's were on the ground, with their left legs blown off, and fake blood gushing out.
The two noticed their injuries in shock.
"OHHHHH no." Zee said in annoyance, "Did you see that? Cannon took my leg brah. This is a bummer, I really liked that leg too."
Backstage; Sonic was confused.
"What the?" Sonic said before turning to Axel, "I don't remember telling him to act annoyed yet chill after losing his leg in this scene."
Axel just laughed.
"That's my boyfriend for ya." She said.
Roger was annoyed by Zee being chill.
"Someone drop the curtain please." Said Roger.
The curtains came down before lots of swishing sounds were heard.
The curtains opened up, revealing the bedroom setting and a shocked Axel was listening to Zee's story.
"So he and I both got discharged from the Navy, took these jobs, and now this is happening. My friend took it just so he can marry his fiancée." Said Zee.
"And you took the job because?" Said Axel.
Zee sighed.
"I've got no one waiting for me." Said Zee.
Axel nodded.
"I see." said Axel.
"But anyways, why's the daughter of a legendary doctor and vampire hunter wanting to hunt vampires anyways?" said Zee.
Axel sighed.
"There's not really much to say. Being the daughter of Abraham Van Helsing, the very guy who defeated the dreaded Count Dracula all those years ago, those are some big shoes for someone to fill. If he could go toe to toe with a vampire, then anyone can. I figured that I could since it's in my blood, but everyone around me assumed that I couldn't since hunting vampires is to dangerous for a girl. So I became a medical doctor, started teaching med school students to prove that even a girl can do a man's work. But it's never enough." said Axel.
Zee looked at Axel and placed a hand on her shoulder as she looked at him.
"You can do anything if you set your mind and heart to it." said Zee.
Axel smiled.
She and Zee moved closer to each other, but then Bugs entered the room with a folder in hand as the two stopped and looked at him.
"Oh, sorry, didn't know what was about to happen." said Bugs.
He cleared his throat.
"Anyways, I got that file on Reginald you asked for." Bugs said before giving the folder to Axel.
Axel opened up the folder and went through it.
She became shocked.
"He came from Transylvania?" said Axel.
"That's what the file says." said Bugs.
Axel kept on looking through the file.
"People in Transylvania are superstitious about vampires being in that area." said Axel.
Bugs nodded.
"Yes they are." said Bugs.
"If Reginald did come from Transylvania, then this vampire must have taken control of him to get here as well." said Axel.
Roger entered the room.
"All the garlic's over every door and window. The whole place smells like garlic bread now." said Roger.
"Are we Italian now?" said Zee.
Everyone laughed.
"I wouldn't think so." said Roger.
"It's getting late, we should get some sleep in this stinky place, hope that no vampire shows up." said Bugs.
Roger sat down on one bed and took off his pants, jacket, and shirt before removing his peg leg and climbed into the bed.
"Yeah, no way any vampire will get in here." said Zee.
Bugs left the stage ad Axel looked at Zee.
"Well, see you in the morning." Axel said before kissing Zee on the cheek and walked off.
Zee blushed.
"Dude." said Zee.
He sat down on his bed.
"She seems nice." said Roger, "A little scatterbrained with vampires, but nice."
Zee nodded.
"You really think I have a shot with her?" said Zee.
"She does seem to like you. Maybe when this is all over, you should ask her out." said Roger.
Zee nodded.
"I'll do that." said Zee.
The two then went to sleep.
Then at a window; Daffy Duck appeared and pointed at a lock.
But then a safe fell on him as the audience laughed.
Daffy is pissed.
He pushed the safe off before pointing at the lock which then unlocked the window.
The duck pushed it open and poked his head inside the room before hissing.
Daffy then noticed the many cloves of garlic and became shocked before puking on Roger and Zee's faces non stop as the audience laughed.
Even Sonic laughed.
But then he noticed Axel glaring at him.
"Uhhhhhh." Sonic said before becoming mad, "DAMMIT DAFFY, YOU'RE SHOWBOATING AGAIN!"
Back on stage; Daffy kept on vomitting before finishing up.
Roger and Zee who were both covered in vomit glared at Daffy before looking at each other.
The meerkat then reached under his bed and pulled out a double barrel shotgun and shot Daffy in the face with it.
Daffy's Beak was now on his eyes.
The audience laughed.
Daffy moved his beak back in place.
"You know you weren't supposed to puke on us, right?" Said Roger.
"I forgot what I was supposed to do." Said Daffy.
Zee pulled out the Duck Dracula script and looked at one page.
"You're supposed to reenact the garlic scene from the Mel Brooks version of Dracula." Said Zee.
Daffy became mad.
"OH FUCK MEL BROOKS!" Yelled Daffy.
Zee turned to Roger.
"Can I shoot him this time?" Said Zee.
Roger gave Zee the shot gun.
"Thanks." Said Zee.
He shot Daffy and his feathers were blown off and his bill landed on his ass.
"It smells like ass here." said Daffy.
Everyone laughed.
Even Axel.
"That'll teach him to puke on Zee." said Axel.
Daffy groaned and went back to the window as Roger and Zee pretended to go back to sleep again.
The duck hissed in anger before noticing the many cloves of garlic.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Daffy said.
He gagged.
"GROSS, GARLIC!" yelled Daffy.
He closed the window and ran off coughing.
Roger woke up confused and looked at Zee.
"Did you hear something?" said Roger.
Zee yawned.
"Hear what?" said Zee.
"Someone complaining about the garlic surrounding our room." said Roger.
In the Audience the My Adventures With SuperMan Vicki Vale scoffed.
"I took a day off from my job for this?" Said Vicki.
But then she was hit by both Roger and Zee's metal legs, knocking her out.
Sonic and Axel noticed the whole thing from backstage.
"It's a little weird that we wound up hitting a girl with prosthetic legs, especially one with glasses." Said Sonic.
"Who cares, she exploited SuperMan just for a promotion!" said Axel.
"Fair enough." said Sonic.
The setting changed to a room that Randy who was very frantic was residing in.
"Need to serve the master, need to serve the master, need to serve the master." said Randy.
"Reginald." said Daffy's voice.
Randy acted shocked.
"Master?" said Randy.
"There's garlic all over the building, remove the cloves around your window and door so that I may enter." said Daffy's voice.
Randy nodded.
"Yes Mast..." he started but a bell fell on Randy.
The audience laughed.
Sonic winced in pain.
"Yeesh, I don't remember there being bells in insane asylums." said Sonic.
Everyone went on stage and even Daffy was worried and he looked up.
"Where did that bell come from anyway?" He asked.
Just then a plane crashed through the building shocking everyone and a Pilot popped his head out.
"Sorry about that, I was delivering this bell to the Toon City new Acme University for it to replace an old one that has a crack!" spoke the Pilot.
Randy pushed the bell off of himself.
"This isn't the symbol of Taco Bell?" said Randy.
"No." said the pilot.
Sonic groaned in annoyance before walking off stage and returned with a giant pencil which he then used to erase the plane and pilot.
"That would have gotten us nowhere." said Sonic.
He put the pencil away.
"Oh well, on with the show. But first, an ice pack for Randy." said Sonic.
Axel ran on stage with the ice pack and gave it to Randy.
Randy put the ice pack to his head.
"If an 800 year old sorcerer wasn't going to kill me, nothing will." said Randy.
Everyone else ran off stage.
"FROM THE TOP!" yelled Sonic.
Randy groaned.
"But master, I've got a very serious headache." said Randy.
A hissing sound was heard.
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE, NOW REMOVE THE GARLIC!" yelled Daffy's voice.
Randy groaned and did as he was told.
Daffy laughed evily.
But a coughing sound is heard.
Daffy shook his head.
"Sheesh, I said stroke, not cough." said Daffy.
The coughing continued.
"And there are reasons why people should never say certain things in certain lines of business." said Daffy.
Cutaway Gag
In the My Adventures with Superman universe; Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and Jimmy Olsen were sitting in a break room.
"I'm so happy that I got a promotion." said Lois.
Clark cleared his throat.
"That we got a promoted." said Clark.
Lois chuckled.
"Oh yeah, I'm so happy that we got promoted." said Lois.
"I'm so happy that it makes me want to do something that I saw in a film from the eighties." said Jimmy.
"And what would that-"Clark said before realizing what Jimmy was talking about and became shocked, "Oh no."
Jimmy stood up.
"STOP THE PRESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!" yelled Jimmy.
Everyone became shocked and Perry came out.
"Why, what happened?" said Perry.
Jimmy looked at his boss.
"Nothing. I've always wanted to say that." said Jimmy.
He then used his phone to take a picture of Perry.
The flash was so great that Clark accidentally used his heat vision to destroy the fridge, shocking everyone present in the break room, including Clark, Lois, and Jimmy.
"Did Clark just shoot lasers from his eyes?" said Perry.
"No." Clark, Lois, and Jimmy said at once.
Perry looked at them suspiciously.
He just smiled.
"Okay then. Keep up the good work." said Perry.
He and the other employees left the room as the three friends sighed in relief.
"That was a close call." said Lois.
Clark nodded.
"Yeah, the last thing I want is the Daily Planet Editor in Chief to publish a story of such a revelation." said Clark.
Jimmy nodded.
"Just be glad Vicki Vale wasn't around to see that." Said Jimmy.
End Cutaway Gag
Daffy shook his head.
"For shame, for shame." Daffy.
He then pointed to the door leading out of Randy's room and unlocking sounds were heard.
Randy exited the room and removed the garlic from outside his room.
Daffy chuckled.
"Yes, yes." said Daffy.
He laughed again but monster truck tire crashed through a wall and hits him shocking everyone.
The audience cheered happily.
Some Stage Crew Members and even the actors went to help Daffy.
"Is there a monster truck derby nearby?" said Sonic.
"Yep." said Bugs.
Interview Gag
"Note to self, never rent out a theater next to a monster truck derby track." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Daffy was healed up.
"There we go." said Viney.