The setting changed to the next day in Roger and Zee's room where the two were still sleeping before waking up yawning.
The two got out of their beds and grabbed their respective peg legs.
They then put their legs on.
"Breakfast?" Said Roger.
"Breakfast." Said Zee.
The two stood up and put their proper period clothes on and opened the door, only for Fred the Fish to hiss and bare his fangs.
The two screamed and slammed the door on the fish's leg.
"MY LEG!" yelled Vampire Fred The Fish
Everyone laughed.
"Yeah I don't think we can go out any time soon." said Roger.
"Why's that?" said Zee.
"Because apparently there's a vampire outside." said Roger.
Zee became confused.
"Seriously, after putting garlic all over the place?" said Zee, "Is the garlic outside our room still there?"
Roger opened the door and Fred pulled his injured leg out and the meerkat saw some garlic outside the room.
"Still there. Can't say the same thing for everyone else's rooms." said Roger.
Fred lunged towards Roger, only for the meerkat to close the door on Fred's other leg.
"MY OTHER LEG!" yelled Fred.
Roger winced in pain as the audience laughed.
The meerkat opened the door and pushed Fred's leg out before closing the door completely.
"Do we even have a crusifix?" said Roger.
Zee and Roger did some thinking before looking around the room.
Later; the two exited the room using their peg legs as a crusifix.
Some vampires saw the two hopping down the hallway with the peg leg made crusifix and hissed in anger.
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" the two amputee's yelled.
The setting changed to an office that Bugs and Axel were holed up in.
"How'd we get vampires in here so easily?" said Bugs.
"Either someone didn't do their job, or the head vampire hypnotized someone here to remove every bit of garlic surrounding this place." said Axel.
"Well if that's the case then it's safe to assume that Ham is now a vampire." said Bugs.
Axel nodded and was about to say something when a stage hand came in with nothing but a towel over his bottom area.
"Can ya keep it down, I'm trying to take a nice relaxing bath in one of the stage Bathtubs!" he said.
Bugs groaned and pulled a lever, opening up a trapdoor that the stage hand fell through, causing him to scream.
The rabbit chuckled and flipped the lever up, closing the trap door.
"I'm sure he and his friend'll be fine." said Axel.
Then Roger and Zee appeared in the room before putting their peg legs back on.
"Sheesh, it's nuts out there. I placed garlic next to every door in this place, and somehow everyone's a vampire." said Roger.
"We had to use our legs as a crusifix and hop over here." said Zee.
"Yeah I can tell." said Bugs.
Zee became serious.
"We should do something about these vampires." said Zee.
"What, stake them all? I was already covered in lots of blood after having to put our captain to rest." said Roger.
"I know Sunlight, Vampires hate that." spoke Zee.
"Couldn't we just kill the head vampire who started all this so that all the other vampires will turn back to normal?" said Bugs.
Axel did some thinking.
"Maybe, that's a good plan." said Axel.
"But what the hell are we going to do with these other vampire assholes inside this asylum for the time being?" said Roger.
Zee and Axel were thinking and Zee snapped his fingers.
"I got an idea." said Zee.
The setting changed to every vampire trapped in a basement with some bags of blood before the door was closed and locked by Zee.
"Problem solved." said Zee.
Roger looked at Zee.
"This is your idea, trapping everyone who is different in a basement with no way out?" said Roger.
"Yep." said Zee.
"I can't help but think that someone else might get a very similar idea in a future war. Maybe something that might be called World War 2, and it'll involve Germans, Japanese, Italians, the English, French, and Americans." said Bugs.
The others looked at Bugs.
"Are you by chance actually Nostradamus?" said Axel.
"No." Said Bugs.
Zee was about to say something, but then he was knocked out by a stage light falling on him, shocking Axel as the audience laughed.
"I'll bet Nostradamus didn't see that coming." Said Roger.
"No he didn't." Said Bugs.
Everyone laughed.
Sonic came on stage with a bucket of water and splashed it on Zee, making him cough a bit as the hedgehog walked off stage.
The amputee teen stood up.
"There must be a way to bring a vampire out into the open." said Zee.
"There is one way." said Axel.
Everyone looked at the girl.
"Vampire's really like ballroom dancing." said Axel.
Everyone became confused.
"Seriously?" said Bugs.
"Yes, it's a known fact." said Axel.
"But what's ballroom dancing got to do with outing a vampire?" said Bugs.
"Just leave that to me. Right now I just need a very attractive female to get the vampire's attention." said Axel.
"And the reason you're not volunteering yourself is because?" said Roger.
Axel smiled.
"I'm going to lather myself with garlic." said Axel.
Everyone was shocked even the audiance.
"That seems a little overboard." said Bugs.
"Why not, vampire's are repulsed by garlic." said Axel.
Zee looked at Roger.
"Why not get your fiancée involved?" said Zee.
Roger became annoyed.
"Absolutely not, I'm not getting her mixed up in some vampire business." said Roger.
"Oh like how a Gummy Bear in a bear trap?" asked Zee
Cutaway Gag
A pink gummy bear was jumping around a grassy field.
"I'm so happy because I'm a gummy bear." The bear sang in a feminine voice.
But then she jumped in a bear trap which then clamped on her leg.
The Bear screams in pain.
"COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!" the bear yelled before she resumed screaming.
She stopped.
"Well, only one thing left to do. Might as well do what James Franco did in 127 hours." said the Bear.
She started chewing her trapped foot.
"Mmm, I'm delicious." said the bear.
She finished chewing and was freed.
"That wasn't so hard." said the bear.
The bear then continued to move.
But then she jumped into another bear trap and screamed in pain.
Then a bag of gummy bears was shown.
"Gummy bears, for candy this good, you'll chew your own foot off." said a voice.
End Cutaway Gag
"Well that's just fucked up." said Roger.
But then Axel put a candle stick phone in the meerkat's hands.
"Come on, go call this fiancée of yours and get it over with." said Axel.
Roger looked at the phone then at Axel.
"I know I'm going to regret this." said Roger.
He pulled the listening part off the phone and put it to his ear before jiggling the handle on it.
"Yeah operator, I need to make a call to Belinguel 2519." said Roger.
But then a fart emerged from the phone followed by a green cloud on Roger's face as the audience laughed.
The meerkat put the phone down.
"So who'd you get?" said Zee.
"The gas company." said Roger.
Zee became shocked.
"Gas company?" said Zee.
"Don't ask." said Roger.
He put his mouth to the speaking part of the phone.
"If that's the gas company, then I'm afraid to see what'll happen if he were to call the Atomic Energy Comission." said Bugs.
"Or even a decendent of the guy who came up with Murphy's Law." said Axel.
But then as if on cue, the phone in Roger's hands broke apart.
Roger became shocked by the sight of the phone's unfortunate destruction.
Zee then held his vintage Mickey Mouse phone over to the meerkat.
Roger grabbed the phone and put the main part to his ear.
"Is this one working properly? One beep for yes, or any other crazy shenanigans for no." said Roger.
The audience laughed.
A beep was heard from the phone.
Roger sighed happily.
"Oh thank goodness." Said Roger.
Zee turned to Axel.
"His fiancée is quite the looker." Said Zee.
Axel glared at Zee.
"But I'm so dull that I don't really notice stuff like that." said Zee.
Axel smiled.
"Thank goodness for that." said Axel.