The curtains opened up and another blanket was in place and Daffy had appeared.
"Good evening." said Daffy.
He then stepped on a Lego piece and screamed in pain.
"NOT AGAIN!" yelled Daffy.
The audience and performers started laughing.
Zee leaned over to Axel.
"If Roger and I stepped on one of those with our prosthetics, we wouldn't feel a thing." said Zee.
Axel nodded.
Daffy screamed and hopped around and he fell off the stage and crashed into the instruments making everyone wince.
"Someone should decently stop leaving Legos around." spoke a Sonic.
Later a Daffy was back all better and he now had metal boots on just in case.
"Good evening." said Daffy.
He then stepped on some hot coals.
The metal boots started heating up and Daffy screamed in pain.
"HOT, HOT, HOT!" yelled Daffy.
The audience and performers laughed.
"Maybe we should just cancel the play and keep on watching this instead." said Roger.
Daffy is mad.
"WE ARE NOT CANCELING IT! He yelled.
The coals were swept away and Daffy groaned.
"Good evening." said Daffy.
The others turned to him.
"Duck Dracula." said Bugs.
Daffy smiled.
"It is such a honor to be invited." said Daffy.
He looked at Wendy.
"And who might this charming woman be?" said Daffy.
"My fiancée." said Roger.
Daffy nodded.
"I see. Would you be offended if I asked her for the next dance?" said Daffy.
Roger raised an eyebrow.
"A little." said Roger.
"Who fucking cares?" said Daffy.
He held a hand out to Wendy who then grabbed it and walked off with her before the two began to dance.
"Don't worry, after a while, we'll see if he is the vampire." said Axel.
Roger nodded.
"I'd hope so." said Roger.
Axel then pulled the blanket down, revealing a mirror that had everyone but Daffy in the reflection.
Everyone looked at the mirror and gasped in shock.
"Hey, I must be doing really good. I must show off some more stuff." said Daffy.
He then started doing lots of tango moves with Wendy as everyone became bothered.
"Is he seriously showboating again?" said Bugs.
"Looks like it." spoke Axel.
"ARRIBBA!" yelled Daffy.
"Daffy." Roger said.
But Daffy didn't pay attention.
"Showboating." said Roger.
Interview Gag
"Daffy really enjoys being a showoff." said Bugs, "It's so annoying."
End Interview Gag
Daffy kept on performing lots of tango moves, much to the annoyance of everyone, including the audience.
The audience groaned in annoyance.
They threw a tomato at the duck.
Daffy growled in anger.
"INGRATES, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW TALENT IF IT BIT YOU IN THE FACE!" yelled Daffy.
"NO TALENT, NO TALENT, NO TALENT!" the audience and performers on stage yelled.
Daffy is mad.
"WE MUST CONTINUE!" He shouted.
"YEAH WITH A DIFFERENT DRACULA!" yelled Statler.
"Ill say, that duck wouldn't be a good Dracula if he was bitten by him!" added Waldorf.
The two hecklers laughed.
Daffy growled in anger.
"Why won't I get the respect I so desperately deserve?" said Daffy.
"Maybe because this is the scene where you realize that you've been exposed as a vampire and you've been to busy showboating to realize that." said Wendy.
"SHUT UP WENDY!" yelled Daffy and he slapped her.
"Hey don't yell or hit a lady!" yelled Statler.
"SHUT UP YOU TITANIC SURVIVOR, I BET YOUR SISTER WISHED YOUNWERE DEAD!" yelled Daffy and he stormed off.
Sonic shook his head.
"Alright, to hell with this. We're skipping over to the end." said Sonic.
He pulled the lever to the curtains which closed up before lots of loud swishing sounds were heard.
The curtains opened up to reveal that a very nervous Daffy had Axel in his grip while a bunch of different guns from backstage were aimed at his back while Zee who was armed with a cross bow pointed at Daffy while Roger, Wendy, and Bugs had Randy in their hands.
The duck became confused.
"Wait, what about the scenes where you release Randy and follow him to my hideout?" said Daffy.
"Your showboating, slapping a girl, and storming off set pissed Sonic off greatly, now go with it." said Axel.
Daffy gulped.
"NO PLEASE, I won't do it again Sonic, one more chance and I won't showboating!" pleaded Daffy.
"Fuck you you piece of number two." said Sonic.
Daffy groaned.
"Abraham Van Helsing might have defeated Count Dracula long ago, but his offspring will never defeat me, not even any of her friends." said Daffy.
"Ham, take the shot." said Axel.
Zee struggled to pull the trigger.
"I can't, if I shoot the arrow, you'll be hit as well, and I can't bring myself to harm someone I really care about." said Zee.
"Don't worry about it, I'll be fine." said Axel.
Zee gulped before closing his eyes and fired the arrow.
Axel stepped on Daffy and he screamed in pain before letting go of Axel who ran off as the arrow hit the duck in the heart.
Daffy screamed in pain some more and flailed around before burning up and turning to dust.
Randy became shocked.
"NO MASTER!" yelled Randy.
He approached the dust of Daffy and picked it up.
"Oh master, why, why'd you have to die like that?" said Randy.
He put the dust in a coffin while crying.
"Don't worry master, I'll always be loyal to you, even in death." said Randy.
But then Daffy returned to normal and glared at Randy.
"YOU'RE FIRED!" Daffy yelled before turning back to dust.
"DOH!" yelled Randy.
"Well you're out of a job." said Roger.
Zee and Axel hugged each other before looking at each other.
"Is there a reason you never told me you were going to duck out of the way of an arrow when I fired?" said Zee.
"Probably the same reason you never told me you weren't going to curve the arrow." said Axel.
"Fair enough." said Zee.
The two then kissed each other as the audience hissed.
Sonic noticed that Lincoln was holding a sign that said hiss and tapped on his shoulder before pointing at the sign.
Lincoln noticed and became shocked before spinning the sign around to reveal the word Awww was on the other side.
"Awwwwwwwwwwwww." said the audience.
Zee and Axel pulled away and looked at each other while smiling.
"Is there a reason you never told me you were going to kiss me?" Axel said flirtatiously.
"Probably the same reason you never told me you were gonna kiss me." answered Zee.
"Fair enough." said Axel.
"Now what am I going to do for work?" said Randy.
Bugs approached Randy.
"I've got a job opportunity for you." said Bugs.
Randy looked at Bugs happily.
"Really, what?" said Randy.
Bugs gave Randy a toilet bowl plunger.
Randy groaned.
"Clean all the toilets in every patients room before we let them out of their temporary imprisonment and back to their regular imprisonment." Said Bugs.
"You're kidding, right?" Said Randy.
"Someone's gotta pay for allowing a vampire to nearly take over the world." Said Bugs.
"Also, by the time we free those still live victims of Duck Dracula, they'll have forgotten all knowledge of encountering him." Said Axel.
Roger became confused.
"Wait, forget about encountering a vampire, how does that work? No one would ever forget such an incident like that." Said Roger.
"You'd be surprised by what people could easily forget." said Axel.
"Isn't she something?" said Zee.
"Question is, what?" said Randy.
"Get to work Reginald." said Bugs.
"Yes master." Randy said before walking off.
Zee looked at Axel.
"So Abigail, where do you want to go for our first date?" said Zee.
Axel blushed as the curtains closed and the audience applauded.
The performers walked on stage and bowed to the audience.
A cannon fire was heard and a cannonball took Roger's robotic arm off.
The audience screamed in shock.
"SORRY!" yelled Inspector Gadget's voice.
Roger was annoyed.
"Awwwwww man, did you guys see that? The cannon took my arm brah. This is a bummer, I really liked that arm too." said Roger.
"Why does this sound so familiar to me?" said Zee.
"Maybe because you said something similar once." said Axel.
Zee nodded.
"Okay then." said Zee.
"I'M FAMOUS, I'M VERY FAMOUS!" yelled Daffy.
But the audience booed towards the duck and tossed tomatoes at him.
Daffy groaned and he walked off angrily.
"Ingrates." said Daffy.
Sonic appeared with Roger's arm before giving it to him.
"There we go." said Roger.
He reattached it.
Roger smiled.
"Perfect." said Roger.
The audience threw roses to the other performers.
Roger smiled
"This feels so good. I almost feel sorry about leaving Sonic's first play as the understudy and backstage help." Said Roger.
Bugs grabbed one rose and sniffed it.
"Aww, me public." Said Bugs.
Daffy is mad at this.
"Can things get any worse?" He asked himself.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, Doofenshmirtz and Plankton will sing High Hopes." Said Sonic.
The audience cheered as Doofenshmirtz and Plankton walked on stage as the mentioned song started playing.
Daffy groaned.
"End this chapter or Fic PLEASE!" He shouted.