"Bloodbath and Body Works!"
(Or "Stein of the Times!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE AS WELL AS MR. PEABODY HAD JUST INSPIRED MARY SHELLEY TO WRITE "MODERN PROMETHEUS"! BUT THE ONLY BAD THING IS THAT NOW THEY HAD TO FIND A WAY TO PREVENT FRANKENSTEIN FROM WRECKING THE TOWN!!"
"Thank goodness I installed that kill switch..." Peabody spoke, then mused. "I'll turn it off from behind him, but we'll have to find some way to distract him..."
"Ooh! Ooh! I'll be the distraction with Rocky!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.
"Bullwinkle, n—" Rocky spoke, but the moose very quickly grabbed the little squirrel by the hand.
"WITHIN A MATTER OF NANOSECONDS, THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL NOW WORE MATCHING, BLACK TUXEDOS AND TOP HATS!"
"Music, maestro!" Bullwinkle called off-screen. The moose was immediately handed a cane, which he delightfully grabbed.
(Jazz music plays)
"Ohhhh," Bullwinkle sang before lapsing into a tap routine. "If you're blue, and you
Don't know, where to go to,
Why don'tcha go,
Where fashion sits!"
"BULLWINKLE TAPPED HIS CANE TWICE, THEN STRANGELY, THE MONSTER…spoke?"
"—PUHTIN ON DA REEEEEEZ!!" The Monster cheerfully exclaimed, somehow knowing the iconic Irving Berlin song.
"Different types,
who wear a day coat,
Pants with stripes and,
Cutaway coat,
Perfect fits!" Bullwinkle continued singing, Rocky now joined in on the dancing.
"—PUHTIN ON DA REEEEEEZ!!" The Monster exclaimed yet again, happily clapping his massive, sweaty hands.
"MEANWHILE MR. PEABODY SNUCK BEHIND THE MONSTER, PULLING UP THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT AND VIEWING THE KILL SWITCH (which was made from a modern day light switch) ON THE BACK OF HIS BODY."
"Dressed up like a million-dollar
trooper!" Bullwinkle continued singing yet again, clicking his heels and tap-dancing with his cane.
"Trying hard
to look like Ga-ry Coo-per!" Rocky joined in, tap-dancing alongside the moose.
"--SHUPER DUUPEHR!!" The Monster exclaimed for one final time before completely falling to the ground, showing that Mr. Peabody had flipped the switch.
"AND SO, WITH AN AMAZING NEW STORY TO TELL, ROCKY, BULLWINKLE AND MR. PEABODY TRAVELED TWO YEARS LATER IN THE WABAC TO VIEW MARY SHELLEY AT LORD BYRON'S CONTEST, OUTSIDE HIS MANSION!"
"Well, glad to see everything's back to abnormal…" Rocky replied, he and Peabody listening in on Mary Shelley tell her tale to an amazed crowd of men.
"WELL THAT CONCLUDES THIS CERTAINLY SCARY EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE, AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!"
End