A Helluva Boss Story

Different Kinds of Fire 2.0

Chapter 5

Loo Loo Land

(Normal POV)

It was years ago, on a dark peaceful night in Hell. About twelve to be exact. Long before Stolas got his freak out with Blitz and was dealing with living with his wife. The pair were asleep in their bedroom, when the loud cries from their young daughter awoke them.

"Mommy! Daddy!"

Stolas, was the first to wake up to the sound of his daughters cries. "(groans, opens his four eyes) Via's calling us Stella." He says tiredly to his wife.

"(groan) You get us." She replied, gripping the covers close to her body.

Stolas looks at her. Letting out a soft sigh before getting up from the bed, putting on his robe, going to tend to his scared daughter. Upon arriving in her room he found the little one hiding under her covers, shaking. "Via, what troubles you my little owlet?" Via popped out from the covers, tears in her eyes as she ran too her father.

"Daddy, daddy! I had a dream, a really bad dream!" She cried out, running into her father's loving embrace.

"(yawn) A nightmare?" He asked wiping a tear from her eye.

"I was looking all over the palace and I couldn't find you! You weren't there!" She cried, hugging her father.

"There, there Via, it's okay, your okay." Said Stolas comforting his daughter. He walked towards the bed with her in his arms, his book flying behind him as he sat on the bed with Via on his lap. "When you're scared and you don't know where I am, you must remember no matter what happens to me I will never be far away from my special little Starfire." He said playfully bopping Via on the nose.

He opened a portal above them while singing a lullaby to Via.

'It always seems more quiet in the dark.'

'It always feels so stark.'

'How silence grows under the moon.'

'Constellations gone so soon.'

'I used to think that I was bold.'

'I used to think love would be fun.'

'Now all my stories have been told, except for one.'

He walks with Via in his arms on a deserted comet in space. Standing before a glorious vast open sky with planets floating as a comet flies towards a large purple star.

'As the stars start to a line.'

'I hope you take it as a sign.'

'That you will be okay.'

'Everything will be okay.'

'And if the seven rings collapse.'

'Although the day could be my last.'

'You will be okay.'

'When I'm gone you'll be okay.'

Stolas continues to sing. Watching the area around them break up. Soon he's floating with Via. The planets around them collide with the large source of light causing a huge explosion in space.

'And when creation goes to die!'

'You can find me in the sky!'

'Upon the last day!'

'And you will be okay.'

Stolas finishes his song as he tucks Via, who is now asleep in bed. Quietly leaving her room to let her sleep.

Moving forward to present day, Octavia is now a young teenager who was rudely awaken from her sleep by the sound of her parents arguing.

"I can't believe you slept with an Imp! i=In our fucking bed!" Stella yelled at Stolas while throwing things.

Octavia sat up in her bed looking tired and annoyed.

"It wasn't expected, I didn't have time to go to a motel!" Stolas argued back.

"A motel?! Like a fucking plebeian!" Stella yelled.

Octavia put her headphones in her ears, turned on a song, turned the volume up in hopes of blocking out reality before leaving her bedroom. As she walks down the long dining room she hops over a broken potted plant her mother threw enraged. She enters the kitchen ignoring her parents.

"You want to fuck this one too?!" Stella yelled throwing an imp servant at Stolas who dodges.

"No, no, of course not!" He replied trying to calm his wife though terrified.

"You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic imp-sucking face!" Yelled Stella storming out of the kitchen. Still yelling and breaking things in her path.

Stolas sighed before realizing his daughter was in the room. "Good morning Octavia! Did you sleep well my owlet?!"

"A serious question." Said Octavia drinking a mug full of coffee at the small table by the window.

"Mm-hmm...What's that you're listening to?" asked Stolas walking over, opening the fridge.

"This song is called 'My World is Burning Down Around Me' by fuck you dad, it's a band." Octavia replied looking at her phone as Stolas pulled a large piece of meat out of the fridge.

"Oh...how charming." Was all he could say as he fed a large carnivorous plant.

"Are you two done screaming for the day?" Asked Octavia.

"Um..." Stolas trails off hearing Stella continue her rampage. "You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo-Loo Land?!"

"I'm not five anymore."

"You always were happy when I took you to Loo-Loo Land. What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us~?"

"I'd rather kill myself."

"There we go! Anything's better then staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." Said Stolas picking up the phone and imp held on a tray.

"Security for a theme park?"

"We are rich and we are hot. People want our money and our bodies!"

"Our money maybe."

"Speak for yourself princess." Said Stolas dialing the numbers. "Now I'm calling the only man who can #**# me!"

"What?" Whispered a surprised Octavia dropping the cereal in her hand.

"Who can protect me. Us." Stolas quickly corrected. "Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable you know."

Octavia just pulls her hat over her eyes while groaning.

At the I.M.P. building, Blitz's office, he was playing around with little dolls he made of all his employees.

"Oh Blitzo, you're such a good boss!" He said in a high voice to impersonate Millie.

"You're the greatest boss around!" He said impersonating Becky.

"Yeah, I really want you sir." He impersonated Moxxie then switched back to the girls.

"So do we!"

He then went back to his own voice. "Let's four-way." He put the dolls in his pants for some fun when the door to his office opened.

"Hey Blitz, I've got those papers you wa-Ah!" Becky screamed when she saw he boss jerking off. Blitz quickly corrected himself as Becky dropped the papers she was carrying. Her face turned bright red, looking away from the scene before her. "Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean to barge in like that Blitz. I didn't see anything I swear!"

"Hey, if you wanted to watch you could have asked." Said Blitz with a smirk.

"And you, could do that stuff in the bathroom." Said Becky.

The sound of Blitz's phone broke the conversation. Blitz recognized Stolas creepy ringtone and answered the phone.

"What?!" He cried out taking a sip of his coffee.

"Why hello my big dicked Blitzy~!" Said Stolas making Blitz and Octavia do a spit take.

"What" "the" "fuck" "dad!" The pair cried out at the same time.

Becky just stood where she was, mouth covered, eyes widen with shock.

"Language, everyone! I have a special request." Stolas said.

"Ugh, look I just had a chemical peel so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass." Said Blitz, adjusting a small paper crown on his head.

"It's for my daughter."

"Ah, well make sure she washes it."

"No, no, no, no! I'm taking my daughter to Loo-Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us."

We're assassins, not bodyguards okay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die."

"I'll pay you."

"Pay me what?"

"Money."

"Done!" With that said Blitz slammed his phone on the desk causing it to break in half.

"There goes another one." Was all Becky said.

"Yeah, well, shit happens." Blitz said with a shrug.

"Was that Stolas? The guy you fucked to get the book, and, called you when we were running for our lives through the forest?"

"Yeah, that's him the freaky bastard. He wants us to be his and his daughters bodyguards at Loo Loo Land today." Said Blitz before pulling out a megaphone. "M and M get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"

Moxxie opened the door. Poking his head in. "Loo Loo Land?"

"Loo Loo Land?!" Cried an excited Millie breaking through the door's window.

"Loo Loo Land!" Blitz cried out.

"Shut the fuck up!" Cried Loona from a different room.

"Loo Loo Land? What's that, some kind of theme park?" Becky asked.

"Only the best amusement park in Hell!" Said Millie. "You're so lucky to be with us Becky cause you get to go to Loo Loo Land with us!"

"Gotcha Mills."

A large black van pulled into a nearly empty parking lot. The sign I.M.P. was on the sides of the van. Moxxie opened the door letting Stolas and Octavia step out. Well Stolas first who was excited to be at the amusement park unlike his daughter. Everyone walked through the archway into the amusement park. Stolas grabbing an apple hat to wear as they walked through. Octavia, tried to hide her face from anyone who might recognize her.

"Uh Blitz, do we really need to dress like we're going incognito?" Becky asked Blitz, who ignored her. Turning his attention to Stolas.

"Now remember, this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs alright?" Blitz explained.

"Hey dad, do we have to-" Octavia began but was interrupted.

"Okay hold on right there sweetie." Said Blitz turning from Via to Stolas again. "If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park I swear to you!"

"Aw you are so cute when you are serious." Said Stolas happily to Blitz.

"I'm literally gonna be sick." Said Octavia.

"You said it sister." Becky agreed.

"Oh crumbs! I knew today would be a lot, what do you two need? Antioxidants, ibuprofen, morphine?!" Asked Moxxie pulling out a ton of glowing needles with green stuff in them.

"Uh Moxxie, that's a bit overkill don't you think?" Said Becky looking at the handful of needles with huge eyes.

"What I said was figurative, old man." Said an annoyed Octavia walking away.

"Oh right." Said Moxxie tossing everything in a baby carriage where a baby imp resided. "She said it was literal and Becky agreed."

"Just because someone says that it doesn't mean its true Moxxie." Said Becky walking ahead.

"Wow, I haven't been to this place since I was a child! It hasn't changed a bit." Said Millie removing her sunglasses. "Oh look! Its big woobly!" She pointed to a near broken down looking dinosaur that started screeching.

"That is deeply upsetting." Said Moxxie as Millie placed her arm over his shoulder.

"Oh come on, it's fun! You've never been here?" Millie asked.

"No, theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots..." Moxxie said as an apple mascot appeared out of nowhere.

"Well hey there!" Said the apple scarring Moxxie into Millie's arms. "I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here just try and sue us!"

'Wonder if he added that last part in himself, or if that's what management said?'

Spotting the mascot Stolas gasped and pointed at him for Via to see. "Look Via, it's Loo Loo!"

"I have a question." Octavia spoke to the mascot.

"Well ask away little girlie~!" Loo Loo laughed.

"Is it true that this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Luu Luu World?" Octavia asked.

"Oh~! Sick burn~!" Said Becky with a huge smile on her face.

"No..." Was Loo Loo's only reply.

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame." Octavia said as Stolas gave a nervous laugh. Gently guiding Octavia in another direction. "Why don't we go check out the rides?"

"That chicks creepy huh?" Loo Loo said in his regular voice once the father daughter duo left.

"Leave her alone, she's got enough to deal with at the moment." Becky told Loo Loo. "Keep your comments to yourself if you know what's good for you." With that said, Becky walked away.

"Yeah you think that teenager's creepy, wait till her dad tries diddling your holes." Said Blitz before walking away.

"What does that mean?" Loo Loo said to no one in particular.

"Don't talk to me!" Said Moxxie. "I know you're a pervert under there." Taking Millie's hand he pulled her away from the now lonely mascot.

"Yeah..." Said the sad little apple.

"You really like this place Millie?" Moxxie asked as he and Millie caught up with Becky.

"I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it money wise." Millie happily explained.

"That sounds... nice Millie." Said Becky giving an odd smile.

"Oh Becky." Millie reaches out giving Becky a hug. "I'm glad you can be here to experience the joy Loo Loo Land brings to everyone."

"Thanks Millie." Becky smiled, kneeling down to hug Millie back.

"The prices here seem rather criminal, I mean that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?" Moxxie pointed out the a row of cups that looked like the mascot, Loo Loo.

"Cause its Loo Loo Land!" Millie cried out happily.

"Reminds me of the high prices at Disney World for novelty stuff." Said Becky, looking at the cups.

"Listen to your hoe Moxx." Said Blitz popping out of nowhere with his hands full of snacks and a drink. "How about Becky and I take first watch while you two have a little fun?" Too that Millie responded with a squeal of excitement.

"Come on Moxie! We gotta do my favorite ride!" She cried out, carrying Moxxie in the air before running off.

"Well that was easy, come on Becky let's go." Said Blitz.

"Right behind you." Becky replied following Blitz elsewhere.

"So Millie, what is your favorite ride here?" Asked Moxxie.

"The Lawsuit!" Millie replied running over to a roller coaster much to Moxxie's dismay.

Poor guy ended up barfing in a trash can once the ride was over. Couldn't stomach the speed and turns. A family walked by covered in vomit. Looking at the sick Imp in disgust.

In the meantime, Blitz and Becky kept their guard up while protecting Stolas and Octavia. Becky had been given a handgun to use in case of an emergency. Moxxie had been teaching her how to use guns during their free time.

"Hey Blitz, do you think anyone will be stupid enough to attack?" Becky asked as she looked around the park. "Hard to believe anyone would be dumb enough to attack in broad daylight."

"You can't be too careful Becky. This is Hell, and in Hell its a eat or be eaten kind of world. In our line of work you have to be prepared for anything." Blitz explained, doing a few fancy moves with his weapon in hand.

"You know its quiet thrilling to see you on the job Blitzy." Said Stolas.

"Save it bitch, I'm working." Said Blitz.

"Uh Blitz, not to be rude but you could try being nicer. He is a Prince and he did hire us to be bodyguards so maybe you could just accept his compliments?" Becky suggested.

"Hey, you've got no idea what this guy is like behind closed doors okay? You have no idea how crazy horny he gets in bed."

"You two should just get a room." Said an annoyed Octavia.

"Hey, I'm not a day hooker." Said Blitz earning a look of disgust from a woman walking.

"Uh Blitz..."

"What? I just said I'm not one prude." He said to the lady who walked away with her child.

"Oh look Via! You used to cry tears of joy at this show!" Stolas said pointing to a large circus tent.

"Oh no..." Octavia said when she saw the tent.

'I'm guessing she had a different experience.'

~Flashback~

Young Octavia was frightened as she watched the show 'FizzaRolli Friends' while the other kids were excited. She was getting pushed closed to the animatronics as the clown animatronic got closer to her. Causing the little owl to cry. In the back Blitz was watching everything as he was dressed and made to look like a clown.

"I hate that fucking clown." Blitz and Octavia said at the same time.

"Oh Blitzy, Becky, I need my bodyguards please~!" Said a cheerfully calm Stolas as his face was covered with a bog while some small demons were trying to kidnap him.

Becky shot at one of the demons hitting them right in the leg. Causing the demon to scream in pain and fall to the ground.

"Nice shot kiddo." Said Blitz shooting another demon sending the rest of the demons to runaway.

With Stolas safe, Blitz carried (like Millie did with Moxxie) the prince into the circus while Becky and Octavia walked behind them.

"Are you okay Octavia?" Becky asked.

"No, this whole day is a waste of time. I never wanted to come here, my dad did." Octavia replied looking at the ground, hands in her pockets.

"Well, it seems your dad is trying to make today enjoyable for you. Whatever's going on at home, he wanted to get away from with you cause he loves you, and doesn't want you in a negative environment." Becky told Via who just looked at the ground and shrugged.

"I guess, but my dad's overdoing it." Said Via looking up at Becky. "I just want to leave."

"Well, maybe after this show I can try convincing the guys to have us go."

"That would be nice."

The pair soon reached a row of wooden benches where they sat down. Blitz placed Stolas next to Octavia, removing the bag from his face so he could see again.

The curtains on the stage pulled sideways revealing a couple different animatronics with instruments. One of them being a creepy looking clown jester that began to talk.

"H-h-h-h-hey its me! The robotic FizzaRolli, shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's' to avoid lawsuits! Hit it!" With a snap of his fingers the lights turned on cuing FizzaRolli to start singing.

'Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land, everybody sing along with the Loo Loo Band! Every boy, every girl, every woman, every man.'

FizzaRolli sand as he got close to Stolas but Blitz pointed his gun at the ready making the robot backup.

'Lovers Loo Loo Land! Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land, everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land.'

FizzaRolli grabbed children hugging them close.

'Ugly children holding hands in Loo Loo Land!'

He throws the children in the air.

'Okay, this is one messed up robot.'

'Everybody's friendly and nobody is mean! No copyright infringement ever seen!'

He singed burning a contract then getting on top of a piano.

'I have a dream (He has a dream) I'm here to tell (he's here to tell) about a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land!'

While Blitz and Becky were watching the royals, listening to a lame song, Millie and Moxie were wandering around the park when something or someone caught their attention.

"Step right up and win a thing!" Said a vendor as Millie dragged Moxxie over to the stand. Her eyes sparkled at the sight of this cow-like plushie.

"Oh look Moxxie, a thing!" She cried out.

"Oh you like that thing?" Asked Moxxie smirking.

"Yes! I don't know what that thing is but I want that thing!" She replied.

"Finally something I can handle." Said Moxxie pulling out some money, handing it to the man. "One game please!" Smiling at Millie, Moxie felt confident enough to win that thing.

The man gave a toy gun to Moxxie to shot down one of the apple mascots standing on the pedestals. Moxxie shot making a direct hit but the figure stayed put. It didn't fall. Millie just clapped with joy while Moxxie was getting annoyed.

"Oh, strike one little man!" Said the man.

"But I hit it!" Moxxie argued.

"Hmm, I don't know what to tell you buddy. The target, see, it didn't go down so yeah, no go bro." The man told a furious Moxxie who demanded another try.

No matter how much money Moxxie put down. No matter how many times he shot at the target. He couldn't shoot the mascot. Course this just made the vendor guy happy with all the money he was making. While Moxxie looked ready to explode.

'Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo Band!'

Stolas was clapping for joy while Octavia banged her fists on the bench she sat on. Blitz was in the back watching for any funny business and Becky had her eyes shut tight so she wouldn't have to look at FizzRolli.

Every boy, every girl, every man, every woman loves Loo Loo Land!

Finally, the song was over, FizzaRolli gave a maniacal laugh as the animatronics in the background broke apart. This made Stolas clap twice as fast as before.

"How delightful!" He said as a demon snuck up behind him with a knife but Blitz shot him. This scared the children in the audience and made Becky jump in surprise.

"Oh my, what good aim you have Blitzy~!" Said Stolas.

"Ugh, I can't do this anymore!" Octavia cried out before running away.

"Wait, Octavia!" Said Stolas running after her.

"Hey, wait up you two!" Becky yelled running after the pair.

Blitz would have followed have the FizzaRolli robot not caught his attention with that creepy laughter.

"Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up there?! I guess the kiddies are still running away from you huh?" He said to which Blitz replied. "The 'O' is silent now."

"A-A-Aw, just like your audience always was when you t-t-told your lazy jokes here!" FizzaRolli laughed.

"Bitch we make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass Robo-rip-off of an overrated sell-out jester!" Blitz yelled.

"O-o-o-oh, someone's salty! Real or not though people love me! Does anybody love you Blitzo?!"

"No, but I'm really good with guns! Dance bitch!" Wasting no time Blitz started shooting at FizzaRolli who dodged every bullet shot at him.

Then the bot got the better of Blitz by sneaking up, wrapping him in his arms and throwing him into the air.

"Fuck me!" Blitz yelled landing in a cart of lite torches that flew out from the crash lighting the circus tent on fire.

Back with Millie and Moxxie, Moxxie had tried over a dozen times to win Millie that thingy, but failed every time.

"Wow, you're really starting to make this sad. You know, if you suck you suck. Guess you won't win your honey a prize." Said the man and before Moxxie could reply Millie grabbed the toy gun from his hands.

"Let me try!"

She took a shot but missed her target. Unbeknownst to the pair, the man pushed a button that caused the mascot to fall down.

"Oh look at that, lucky shot baby." He said handing Millie her thingy prize.

"Are you kidding me?! You...you...you charlatan!" Yelled Moxxie with rage. Only to receive a hand to the face as he was pushed away.

"Get lost pipsqueak, I'm talking to the lady here." Said the man leaning closer to Millie but fell when Blitz landed through the roof landing on the guy.

"Sir?!" Cried Moxxie as he and Millie look at Blitz as he stood up.

"Oh hey guys! You should uh make sure Stolas is okay. Becky ran after him, but she's still new and might need help. I've got some unfinished business to take care of." Blitz told the pair as he loaded his gun heading off in one direction while Millie and Moxxie went in another.

Blitz shot FizzaRolli in the mouth but the bot spat out the seed.

"Oh what a mouth!"

Then FizzaRolli started spinning round and round to which Blitz jumped out of the way. The robot jester continued to spin all over the place. Causing a stand of plush toys to fly allover. One stuffed animal landed on a child's head to which his father got mad.

"God damit Nathan you ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!" The dad yelled.

While the park lite up in flames, Stolas and Becky (who had caught up to him) were trying to find Octavia.

"Octavia?!" Becky cried out.

"Octavia?!" Stolas cried out.

"Just leave me alone!" Octavia cried out running into a fun house.

The pair spotted her, running after her. Inside was a fun house unlike anything Becky had ever seen, and the only one she had ever seen. Before she could say anything a demon popped out of nowhere. He jumped onto Stolas back with a sinister look on his face.

"Um, I think my bodyguard is suppose to help me right now!" He cried out annoyed.

"Shit! Get off of him!" Becky yelled pulling on the demon's tail causing him pain but wouldn't let go. "Ugh! Fine, you asked for it." She pulled out a knife, cutting off the demon's tail.

The demon screamed in pain as blood spurt out like a faucet. He growled at Becky, jumping towards her for the attack, but was instantly shot by Millie. Who appeared in the door frame with Moxxie besides her.

"Phew...thanks Millie." Said Becky wiping the sweat from her forehead.

"Thank you ladies, now, where's Blitzy? Not that I didn't appreciate the help, but he's my knight in shinning armor, not you little ones." Said Stolas.

"He's uh busy." Said Millie.

"Busy being a fool." Moxxie added.

"Does this have anything to do with the park going up in flames?" Becky asked.

"Yes, yes it does." Moxxie replied.

"I'm going to go on ahead. Octavia is somewhere in here and I have to find her." Said Stolas. "You three go help Blitzy." And with that Stolas wandered further through the fun house.

He walked further into the depths of the building. Eventually finding Octavia on this slow moving seated ride.

"Octavia..." Stolas took off the hat upon his head and rushed over to her. Joining her in the cart. "I take it you um are not having fun..." He asked upset over seeing his daughter upset.

"I didn't even want to come here." Octavia said trying to hold back her tears.

"I'm so sorry sweetie...I...I thought you loved it here." Said Stolas gaining Octavia's attention, now turning her head to look at him.

"When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other. My dad didn't flirt with a weird red dick head the entire time." Octavia explained.

"I'm sorry Via, I'm sorry for everything...happening right now I know it's...it's a lot, I should have listened." Said Stolas.

"I just want to go home, but home doesn't even feel like home anymore." Octavia said wiping the tears from her eyes. "You ruined it."

"You need to understand...your mother and I...I just...I felt..." Stolas tried to explain but sighed. "She's always been...I haven't been...we weren't in...I...I'm sorry I, I don't have the words." He said covering his face.

"Are you gonna run off with him and leave me behind? Go away where I...I can't find you?" Octavia asked as tears built up in her eyes.

"What? No, no, no, never, I'd never do that." Stolas replied pulling Octavia in for a hug. "Never, I think it's time to leave this place." He scooped Octavia in his arms carrying her out of the fun house. "You were right, you are too old for this anyway."

A demon came up behind the pair but Stolas turned his head, eyes glowed bright as the demon turned into stone. Focusing back to his daughter, not paying attention to the carnage Blitz had unleashed. In fact, he used the dinosaur robot, Woobly to eat the FizzaRolli robot.

"So, what would you like to do now?" Stolas asked Octavia once they were outside of the park.

"Oh can we go to Stylish Coals? They sell weird taxidermy there." Said Octavia.

"Hmm okay..." Said Stolas making Octavia laugh.

"Thanks dad, you're okay sometimes." Said Octavia smiling at her father.

"Thank you Via, thank you." Said Stolas embracing his daughter.

As the pair shared a father, daughter moment, the four imps came falling from the sky landing in front of the owls.

"Way to ruin another good day, sir." Said Moxxie.

"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming!" Said Blitz as some animal dragged Millie away.

"Let's agree to never come here again." Said Becky before passing out.

Done!

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