who is cypress? well he's a murderer that im in love with we met on Twitter and he ignores my existence he poses as a white guy that I believed he kidnapped from a whole foods all he talks about is murdering me...well thats if he really loves me it could be some other girl but he wants to beat my ass and break my bones but I'm not gonna talk about that in this fan fiction book I'm gonna talk about our relationship hey cypress I am the muse of nostradamus do u want to talk? why did u lead with that? ur better than that well im proud of it well I want to kick u now so what if ur a muse? I love you anyway work is going good... u gave me a lot to do today and yes u put me back in the row 1963 I'm gonna fucking pop your tires in ur car so u can't drive to work and slit your throat hey you're kind of good at this but I don't know u so we have to stop talking bye hey cutie ur so fucking sexy and i read that your a boy? whats that about? are u gay? no im not gay cypress it's not me... it's my evil twin @chum_fungus ok? so you're down to make real love but we have to try harder to have rougher sex just kidding I love my pillow princess muse u just lay down and daddy will do all of the work I want to calm u down with some bubble tea and a sesame bun u stalk me? I know everything there ever is to know about u and u always forget im egyptian too what does that mean? something you'll have to see in real life sweetie but ur daddy nostradamus wants u chained up u know... I have some chains that would fit your ankles perfectly don't u need furniture? let's play a game I chain u up and kill u and then I leave your furniture in the middle of the road hey you're not bad at this game... I like you but this fan fiction sucks I have to leave oh my God im going to fuck a little boy and im not even gay im a real man now and my best friend surf said she's a porn star so I can kill her on film... hey? did ur daddy let u see that? he gives u way too much sexual freedom but I love a messy bitch hey when can we go to the graveyard? i wont let anything touch u touch me? like what? like a ghost fucking retard jesus we need to go right now but I'm not saving u from anything porn stars don't get free rides im sorry that was forward of me... porn stars don't get touched in graveyards why? because t.s.o.l dork ok? so I like that song code blue so what? please don't ask me why being a dork is sexy u already should know... but ur so complicated this fan fiction will be scary are u ready for it? i just want to fuck nothing else and besides im out drinking there's girls here but they're not as cute as you so you're my girlfriend now and u can't fucking call the suicide boys im your handler well that wasn't it... I saw that... call me back baby doll I'll be at the graveyard waiting for you