The Great Lemon Crusade

by Master Attlon

What can I say? There were a lot of ideas and I needed an outlet. So come and join us in a wild and crazy ride across fiction as we work out some…desires.

1. A Dance with the Demon Barmaid

The Great Lemon Crusade

Carnal 1: A Dance with the Demon Barmaid

This is just an idea to get all the stupid, naughty, perverted thoughts out of my head. Hell, this might not even be legal on this site but I'll still try this for now.

I always say that as long as I'm writing a story then there is a chance there is going to be a lemon in it. Because I want to try my best to create situations where people connect, and one of the most known ways some people decide to connect is to try and go on the horizontal train down to pound town.

A.k.a. sex.

I sometimes think about what a good idea for a lemon might be but when you're writing a story, you realize you can't add a sex scene in every chapter without reducing it to smut. My solution...

A smut story!

So this will be a multi-crossover setting. Any of my stories that you want to see a pair together with, just tell me and I'll put an executive decision on what I'll do first. It doesn't have to be main characters. And I know there are some people on this site that like things...strange...but let's just start this off simple.

NarutoxMirajane

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

The boys of Fairy Tail all sat around a table with cards in their hands. A light Lacrima was placed over their heads to give that perfect sense of a poker game.

The players were: Gray, Freed, Naruto, Elfman, Natsu, and Gajeel.

They each had five cards in hand. It was the final turn to put down the cards. Oh, and they had severe bruises or bloody chins from the last few rounds of the game.

Cana announced to the entire guild, "This will be the final hand! Whoever has the best draw, wins the game!"

Lucy and Happy cheered, "You got this Natsu!"

"Show them you're the best!"

Juvia was waving around two flags with Gray's face on them, "Gray-sama! You can do it! Once you win, Juvia shall cook you a feast in a naked apron!"

Lisanna encouraged her big brother, "Good luck Elf-niichan! You can do it!"

Bickslow and Evergreen were burning with passion, "Win this damn thing Freed! Win it for Laxus!"

"If you lose then you'll be dead to us forever and ever!"

Levy clapped her hands, "Come on Gajeel! You can do it!"

Wendy, Koyuki, and Carla were sitting beside each other with the Sky Dragon Slayer spoke up, "You can do it Naruto-San!"

"Kick butt, Onii-chan!"

"Can we end this stupid game yet? This is ridiculous."

The six men all looked at each other before making their moves.

Natsu went first, "I got a ten! A three! A six! A five! And one of these weird J guys! Beat that!"

Gray slammed his hand, "Done! Three! Three! Ten! Queen! And another three!"

Freed smirked, "Seems I've got the winning hands this time guys. A Queen. A Jack. A ten. A King. And another Jack."

Elfman roared, "This is where I prove my manliness! A King! A Queen! Two! Four! Seven!"

The Iron Dragon Slayer stood out of his seat, "King! King! Two! Queen! And the Jack! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I win bitches! Bow down to the best!"

They all groaned at their defeat at the hands of the spiky-haired Mage as he grinned. He cracked his knuckles, "You know what that means!"

"Uh-hum."

The other five players all looked at Naruto as he just smiled calmly. He turned his hand around and showed his cards to everyone.

Ace. Ace. Ace. Ace. And a two.

They groaned even louder now that they knew they lost to the blond.

Naruto stood up and patted down his pants before coughing into his hand.

He slammed his open palm against Natsu's face, "ACE-"

Against Gray's, "-ACE-"

Against Freed's, "-ACE-"

Against Elfman's, "-ACE IN YOUR FACE-"

And then finally turned to Gajeel and gently handed him the last card, "And a two."

He looked down at the card, "What the hell does a two do?"

Naruto grabbed Gajeel's shoulders before kneeing him in the balls, causing him to double over and grab his crotch in pain. He fell to his knees and coughed, "AH! FUCK THIS GAME!"

Naruto jumped on top of the table and threw his arms up victoriously, "I WON! WOOHOO!"

They all cheered for the whiskered blond as he dove off the side of the table and into a small mob of people.

Lucy and Levy were clapping their hands before the busty blonde leaned in towards her friends, "So do they ever play real poker?"

Levy shook her head, "Nope. Just this."

While everybody cheered for the ecstatic blond and tried to help the losers stand back on their feet, Erza and Mira were watching from the bar. The barmaid giggled, "Your boyfriend is weird."

Erza smiled and nodded, "Yes, he is."

"But I guess that's just part of his little charm, right?"

Erza laughed lightly, "I never really considered Naruto as the kind of man who has charm. But I suppose you're right."

Cana made her way over to a seat beside them and sighed. She leaned against the counter, "Well, charm or not, I bet it's fun to have a boyfriend you can play with in your free time."

Erza kept her composed expression, "Well...we spend most of our time here at the guild or with the others, so it's always a fun time-"

"You know that's not what I mean~." Cana leaned in and nudged the redhead in the side, "I'm talking about your 'alone' time~. Y'know, when you lock the doors, drop the clothes, and break the bed~. Naruto always struck me as the kinda guy who'd bust your hip if you didn't keep up."

Mira's eyes widened while Erza seemed to become uncharacteristically sheepish, "I have no idea what you're talking about Cana."

"I bet you do." Cana grew a mischievous grin, "Koyuki's told me the stories about how ghosts sometimes haunt your house. Always moaning 'Oh God! Oh God!' Or 'right there!' Or 'harder! Harder!' You guys have been going out for so long that I bet you must be doing some pretty kinky-"

Erza's hand slammed into Cana's face and sent the alcoholic flying into the wall. She coughed and tried to hide her slightly flushed face, "Honestly, she could at least not talk about something like this in public. Can you believe her...Mira?"

Mira's distant look pulled back to reality as she felt her burning face linger. She shook her head and answered her friend, "W-What was that Erza? I didn't hear you."

Erza looked at her friend before looking back to see Naruto being carried by a group of other members. She raised an eyebrow as a thought started to form in her head.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

"Naruto?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you like Mirajane?"

Naruto almost ripped the shirt in his hands while they were in the middle of shopping. He looked at Erza in surprise, "W-What are you talking about?"

"Do you like Mira? As a woman?"

"W-What kinda question is that?" He whispered in a hush, "Mira's our friend. We really shouldn't think about her like that. It's inappropriate-"

"But I've seen the issues you have with her in Sorcerer Magazine."

"I-I don't-" He blushed and stuttered before quickly turning away, "Enough! I-I'm gonna go pay for this!"

Erza watched her boyfriend walk away and hummed. So…he did seem to like being around her.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Naruto walked back home after he found a message waiting for him from Erza. It said to make sure someone could take care of Koyuki for the night before coming home at 8. If they were leaving the young Senju in someone else's care...

Then they were probably gonna have sex.

Naruto had a big, stupid grin plastered over his face at the thought of a night with Erza again. When he and Erza decided on a night together, it was usually one full of moans and yelling and soreness in the morning.

Naruto reached his door and smiled before slowly opening the door, "Erza~, I'm home. Where are you?"

"I'm back here Naruto. Hurry up."

Naruto grinned and started making his way back to their room while fiddling with the zipper of his pants. He walked into their bedroom, "Okay, let's get started with - Mira?"

Sitting on their bed was the white-haired barmaid with his redhead girlfriend standing beside it. Mira gave a weak smile and waved at him, "Hiya Naruto."

Naruto asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm not sure. Erza just asked me here and that was it."

Erza motioned to the space beside Mira, "Naruto, take a seat. I want to talk to you both about something."

Naruto complied and sat beside one of his closest friends while Erza started walking around. She rubbed her chin for a moment before turning to the bed, "I've been thinking for a long time now, and I realized something. Mira..."

The white-haired beauty sat up when her name was spoken.

"You haven't had sex before, have you?"

Mira and Naruto's eyes widened in shock. The barmaid squeaked, "Eh?"

Naruto looked at her in shock, "Really?"

Mira's face turned atomic and she waved her arms, "N-N-No! I-It's not true-"

"I've never seen you with another male in any situation where it might lead to intercourse." Erza deducted with a smug smile on her face, "Plus when Cana was talking about sex earlier, you were daydreaming with a blush on your face, indicating that even if you've had sex, you haven't had it in a long time."

Mira's whimpered, "T-That's just - I mean - I..." She lowered her head and had small tears forming in the sides of her eyes, "Y-Yes, I haven't had s-sex with anyone before."

Naruto was completely shocked by this bit of information. Mirajane always seemed so confident and kind, the absolute dream girl for most guys. Plus when they were younger Mira always seemed like the eager type to jump into bed. Hell, the first thing she said to him when they met was that he could join her harem in the future.

"Okay then..." Erza nodded her head, "Then there is only one option. Mira, you and Naruto should have sex."

Naruto choked on his spit as Mira looked up at her in shock, "WHAT?!"

"He's my boyfriend, and you're my best friend, so I trust you both. Plus I think your first time should be with someone special." She started walking away before speaking from the front door, "I'll be back in the morning. Have fun you two."

The door shut and the two young adults were left sitting there alone. They looked at each other, still stunned and silent until Naruto ran out of the room, "Erza! Wait! What the hell is going on in your head?!"

Naruto started pulling on the front door but realized that it wasn't budging. He pulled harder, "What the hell? Why won't it open?!"

Mira came walking out a moment later and looked out the window to see a series of runes encompassing the house. She squinted her eyes, "Whoever is locked in the house may not leave until the twelve-hour time limit is up. Erza must have gotten Freed to write this before we came here!"

Naruto looked out the window in horror before falling to his knees, "That woman. How can she do something crazy like this without a second thought?!"

"Well...this has always been how Erza sorts out problems. She makes people face them directly." Mira knelt by Naruto's side and patted his back, "We just have to wait a while and we'll get out of here."

Naruto sighed before looking at the white-haired maiden and nodding with a smile.

They realized that they were staring at each other before looking away with a blush. Naruto stood up, "Well, you're a guest. I should try to make some dinner for you."

Mira shook her head, "No, it's all right. I can cook-"

"Don't worry, I'm not that bad a cook. Just wait a minute and I'll have something made."

Mirajane decided to agree with Naruto's offer and stood back up. She sat over on the couch and listened as Naruto cooked her a meal. This was going to be their situation...for the next twelve hours...

For some reason, Mira's heart couldn't stop pounding.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Naruto was lying on his bed, staring up at the ceiling before looking over at the clock.

It was 11.

Which meant there were still 9 more hours until the runes disappeared and they could leave.

Geez, what the hell was Erza thinking? He loved that woman more than life itself but she could be so reckless sometimes. Did she even think about what Mira would think about this? And what about him?

He loved Erza. He wanted to marry her someday. Live their life together and raise a family they could call their own. But she was just going to let him sleep around with another girl? Even if she was one of their best friends it was just unusual and weird for that to happen.

Or maybe something was wrong with him.

This was one of those ideal situations that men dreamed about, wasn't it? A hot girlfriend who lets you sleep with other hot girls with no problem. Most men would kill for this kind of scenario. But it was just wrong.

...

It felt so strange having Mira in the other room. Naruto couldn't lie...he had thought about having sex with her before. He thought about it a lot. Hell, whenever he masturbated to her pictures in Sorcerer Weekly he always thought about what it would be like if she was under him, screaming his name in ecstasy as they both climaxed and-

"Shit." Naruto could feel his erection starting to grow. He didn't wanna risk Mira hearing him in the other room so he just decided to let it pass before-

"Naruto? Are you still awake?"

Naruto sat up against the headboard nervously as Mira's soft voice reached his ears. He folded his legs and tried to calm down before speaking up, "Yeah Mira, I'm awake."

The door clicked and creaked open to reveal his fellow captive. She was wearing a pair of Erza's pink pajamas because she didn't have her own. The little ponytail she usually had was gone and the extra tuff of hair covered her forehead.

Erza's PJs fit her well. No surprise there, considering the two both had very well-developed figures. Large breasts. Slim waists. Supple hips. Long legs.

He wasn't doing himself any favors with the boner situation.

She had a small smile on her face, "Can I come in?"

He nodded, "Yeah, of course you can."

She walked over to his bed and sat beside him. They were silent for a moment and shared very awkward smiles before looking away again. Until finally Mira spoke up, "This is sorta like déjà vu, don't you think?"

"Huh?"

She had a fond smile on her face and she reminisced about the old days, "I'm sitting on the side of your bed and talking with you with awkward tension. This is just like when we finished the S-Class Exam together. Remember?"

Naruto thought for a moment before chuckling, "Oh yeah."

"Except that was after we had fought each other and now we're...things have changed a lot since then."

Naruto looked down and gently gripped his left arm, reminding himself that it was still flesh and not metallic anymore. He smiled before looking over at her, "You've changed the most after all this time."

Mira gave a faint smile before looking back on everything that had happened since their exam. The failed mission. Nearly losing her family. Happily becoming the barmaid. A lot of things did change after all this time...

Yet some things didn't.

She sat back a little and looked up at the ceiling, "Do you remember the last thing that happened when you and I were talking together that time?"

Naruto scoffed, "I remember you crawling up on me and acting all seductive. That was crazy."

Mira giggled a little, "Yeah."

Naruto looked up as well, "After we started dating, Erza told me that you did that to try and get her to make a move on me. Something about you being upset that we weren't taking the initiative. I guess you helped the both of us get to this point."

Mira looked down for a moment before shaking her head, "Actually, that wasn't the only reason I did that."

"Huh?"

"I kinda wanted to seduce you..." She looked over at him with a light pink hue on her cheeks, "Because I had a crush on you. No, I still kind of do."

Naruto blinked in surprise. He was completely surprised by her sudden admittance to liking him. He blinked, "W-What?"

She pulled her legs up on the bed, "I always thought you were kinda cool. And strong. Brave. And kind. I loved that smile of yours. You were just the guy that got my attention the most out of everyone else." She blushed much deeper and shamefully admitted, "To be honest...I've touched myself while thinking about you. I still do sometimes when I can't sleep."

Naruto sputtered, "M-Mira-"

"I love Erza. She's my best friend. She always has been. And so have you." Mira turned to him and slowly started to crawl over the bed. Her hands pressed against the mattress around his legs and she slowly made her way closer to his face. His eyes wandered and roamed over her swaying hips, supple ass, the sensual curve of her back, the cleavage she was showing off while moving up towards him, and especially the flushed expression on her stunning face.

Mira stopped just in front of his surprised face as she spoke with heat in her voice, "I know how much you love each other. And I know it must confuse you to listen to this from me...but Erza put me in a small space with the guy I've liked for years and I can't help myself. I know you're faithful to her...and you don't want to betray her...but just tonight, just once-"

Mira went forward and captured his lips in a kiss. Naruto's eyes widened to the utmost limit as he felt Mira's soft lips press against his own and her tongue start to roam through his mouth. His eyes started to dart around and he spotted Mira's for a moment...

They were half-lidded. Completely enamored in the wonderful feeling she was experiencing just kissing him. It was like she was melting. Falling into heaven. She closed her eyes and deepened the kiss even more.

Naruto took a moment to let the feeling of Mira's lips and tongue reach him until his eyes slowly started to close as well. He knew what he was doing was wrong. It was against everything he had with Erza...

But...it was just too much to say no.

Mira yelled when she felt Naruto's muscular hands wrap around her back and pull her into his chest while deepening the kiss. But she got even more involved with the make-out as she tightly gripped his shirt and pressed her large breasts into him.

They moaned loudly as the euphoria and pleasure clouded their minds. Mira and Naruto barely separated for air before they continued for even longer with their kiss. Mira lowered her hands and danced her fingers along his abs and defined chest. Naruto slowly ran his fingers over her soft back before lowering them and grabbing a handful of her voluptuous butt.

After several minutes of heavy kissing and playing, they separated with a long string of saliva between their lips. They were both panting while they tried to catch their breath. They savored the taste of the other's saliva before opening their eyes.

The cloudy gaze of Mira's perfect cerulean eyes met with Naruto's blue and brown pools. They stared at each other and were lost in the moment until Mira shook her head.

She slowly pulled herself over the side of the bed and grabbed one of Naruto's legs. She lightly tugged on his pants, asking him to follow and sit on the edge of the bed. Naruto pulled his legs over the edge and Mira kneeled in front of him. She gave a nervous smile, "I hear guys like stuff like this."

She started undoing the buttons of his pants as Naruto looked at her in surprise. She pulled his pants down as they slumped to the ground and she caught the sight of his erection contained by his briefs. She grabbed the sides of his underwear and pulled them down...

And she marveled at the organ standing fully erect just inches from her face. She gulped before speaking up, "Erza always says you're a lot to handle. I think I know what she means now."

Naruto weakly chuckled, "I think she means something different than what you think."

Mira stared at the erect penis in front of her before gently wrapping her hand around it. Naruto flinched and let out a quick moan as Mira's soft hands grabbed his dick. Mira noticed Naruto's reaction before she slowly started to move her hand up and down, jerking him off at an almost torturous pace.

But he understood how she needed to slowly work herself into this new experience. Mira was a virgin. She probably hadn't seen a real penis before in her whole life. If she needed a moment to brace herself then-

"Ahhh!"

Naruto moaned and nearly arched his back when he felt the tongue run over the shaft of his cock. Mira was gently licking his dick like a treat with half-lidded eyes while stroking off the top part. She continued to run her tongue along his shaft until she trailed down to his balls. She cupped them with her other hand for a moment before leaning in and sucking them softly. Her tongue started gently running over his balls while he continued to groan louder and louder with her seductive actions.

Naruto's whole body was ridged as Mira finally stopped sucking on his testicles. But she stopped moving her hand as well and let go of his excited member entirely. He panted and looked down as Mira stared at his dick silently. He was going to ask her what was wrong but she leaned forward and touched her tongue to the tip.

He literally had to bite his cheek to stop the groan.

Mira continued licking the top of his penis before taking it into her mouth. She closed her eyes and sucked deeply on his dick before running her tongue along the slit.

Naruto was gasping so much that a little drool started coming down his chin. How. The hell. Was she so good at this?

Naruto didn't know that while Mirajane was a virgin, she was not ignorant of the idea of sex. She had seen many movies. Read many books. She knew what it could be like if she had it with someone special to her.

And she also knew what to do to make them puddy in her hands.

Mira braced herself before moaning and taking even more of Naruto into her mouth. She started bobbing her head along his cock while occasionally touching his tip with her tongue. She deep-throated him and felt his penis reach the back of her throat before she sucked on his member deeply. She started fondling his balls as well as sucking.

Naruto moaned and groaned before placing his hand on the white-haired beauty's head. He ran his fingers through her soft hair as she continued sucking him off. Naruto felt a stirring and moaned, "M-Mira, stop I-I'm gonna-"

Mira stopped for a moment before her half-lidded eyes looked up and met his with a seductive, unmoving gaze. She closed her eyes again and continued to suck his dick despite his warning.

Naruto closed his eyes and grabbed Mira's head with both hands. He felt her continue sucking until he finally couldn't hold it back any longer. He pulled her head forward and threw his head back, "AHHHHHHH!"

Mira's eyes widened as she felt the flood of hot cum shoot down her throat. She closed her eyes and moaned as Naruto's hips bucked and continued pushing into her mouth. She felt him cum more and small tears started filling in the corners of her eyes as she swallowed as much as she could handle. She pulled back a little so that he was cumming in her mouth but she coughed and semen started dripping down her chin.

Naruto realized what he was doing and pulled out of Mira's mouth as she started to cough. He panicked, "M-Mira! Are you all right?! Say something!"

Mira's coughs started to subside and she started breathing normally. She felt his cum trickle down under her mouth and she held her hands around her chin. She gathered up the cum that had dripped out her mouth before she started licking it back up and savoring the bittersweet taste.

Naruto looked in shock as Mira licked up the semen she had nearly coughed up. He remembered it took Erza a bit of time as well for her to get used to oral sex.

Mira finished licking up the last of his semen before sighing in relief. She opened her eyes and looked up at him before smiling warmly, "No. I definitely think Erza was talking about you like this."

Naruto felt his dick immediately harden at the sexy expression she was unintentionally showing.

Naruto leaned down and snaked his arms under her arms before lifting her. He dropped her on the bed as she let out a quick yelp in surprise. He knelt over her before grabbing the collar of her shirt.

Erza was not gonna be happy about this later.

Naruto ripped the shirt open and popped all of its buttons off as he exposed Mira's naked chest. Her pale skin was flushed over her large breasts as they bounced and jiggled slightly after being freed from their confines. Mira was panting lightly, her chest heaving and her breathing becoming ragged as she felt nervous under his stare.

Naruto leaned down and claimed Mira's lips, sharing a deep and passionate kiss with his lover as their tongues wrestled and fought. He pulled back and felt Mira's panting run over his cheeks before he leaned in and started sucking on her neck. Mira gasped and moaned heatedly as Naruto kissed, licked, sucked, and ran his tongue over her erogenous areas.

Naruto continued down until he started kissing the valley between her breasts. He heard her let out a quick scream before she covered her mouth to stop herself. A small smirk came to his face as he kept kissing and breathing between her boobs and heard her stifle her moans. He kept doing this as he felt Mira's legs shake and twitch under him as she felt something like electricity run through her body with each of his kisses.

Naruto pulled out from her chest as Mira lowered her hands to pant.

And this was when Naruto latched himself onto her nipple.

"A-AHHHHHH!" Mira moaned as Naruto nibbled on her left nipple as both hands grabbed the sides of her boobs. He sucked and rolled his tongue over and over her left breast while both hands squeezed and rubbed them gently. His other hand poked her free nipple and gently teased it as Mira's back arched, "N-Naru - AHHH! Ahhh~! I-It feels so - AHHH!"

He loved hearing her moan in bliss and ecstasy as he pressed her breasts together and felt the warm, soft feeling of her mounds. She moaned even louder as he pushed them closer together until the nipples were right beside each other and leaned down to suck on both of them. Mira couldn't stop herself from moaning as loud as possible as a small line of drool run down her chin from not being able to control her screaming. Naruto kept sucking on her tits and felt Mira's thighs rub against his leg before feeling a wet sensation touch his knee.

Naruto decided to go to the final play and let go of both her breasts as they jiggled and bounced back into place. Naruto laid a hand on her stomach and rubbed her belly sensually before he started drawing his finger down to her naval and slipping his hand into her pants.

Mira felt Naruto's fingers dance against her pussy and gasped as her back arched and her legs started tingling. Naruto sucked on her breast as he pulled her pants down so they entangled her knees before running his hand over her thigh and back to the main course. Mira couldn't find a voice to moan with anymore and Naruto used a finger to stick between the folds of her vagina and tease her as a spike of pleasure ran through her whole body. Naruto decided to go a little further and stuck a second finger with his first and moved his hand like a piston as he felt Mira's fluid cover his hand.

Mira's mind started to blank from the pleasure. Her gasps and moans mingled with the sound of him sucking on her breasts and fingering her. Her legs bucked and kicked out as she tried to find her voice, "N-Naruto. I-It feels so good. I-"

His thumb nudged and played with her clit.

"AHH!"

"Mira," Naruto moaned around her nipple, gently rummaging around her insides and prodding her most sensitive spot as he reveled in the sounds she made, "Tell me what you're feeling."

"I-I feel like I can't even think straight." She panted out and crossed her arms over her eyes, "I didn't expect this. I-I didn't know it'd feel so different compared to when I do it." Her body shuddered, "Your fingers are bigger and longer than mine. A-And they're doing things I never would have considered."

He gently sucked her tit, "What about this?"

"I-I can't take it anymore." She moaned and looked up at the ceiling, "N-Naruto, I think I'm gonna cum. I-I'm gonna-"

"Don't tell me." He sucked her boob and fingered her more energetically while rubbing her clit, "Just cum."

"A-AHHHHHHHH!" Mira finally lost control and orgasmed as Naruto felt his hand get wetter. Mira's back arched before she fell on the bed and her head slumped to the side as it looked like she would pass out at any moment. Naruto looked her over and saw the sweat dripping down her breasts as they heaved and looked further down to see her thighs covered in sweat and liquid as her legs hung off the side of the bed. Naruto looked down to see his hand covered with Mira's juice and licked his fingers to taste her.

She tasted sweet.

Naruto felt his dick standing at full attention.

He looked back over at his lover and saw Mira's eyes barely open as she kept panting and looking up at him. Naruto reached over and grabbed Mira around the stomach and lifted her into a sitting position as she rested her head on his shoulder and hugged him. He started removing Erza's top while Mira flinched feeling her nipples rub into his chest. Naruto pulled off her shirt and tossed it off the bed before reaching down and pulling her pants off her long, slender legs.

Mirajane pulled back a little and looked into Naruto's eyes as both their faces started burning with blood running quickly through their whole bodies. She hesitated for a moment before nodding her head and closing her eyes. Naruto understood and wrapped a hand around her waist before aligning his dick with her opening. He waited a moment before...

He pushed into her and enveloped himself entirely with her folds.

"AHHHHH!" Mira cried as tears started forming in the sides of her eyes at the intense pain. She wanted to cry more but Naruto leaned forward and passionately kissed her, stifling her screams and roaming her mouth with his tongue. Mira shivered before she closed her eyes and started running her hands over his muscular and sweaty chest, feeling some of the rough skin of his past scars under her fingertips. They separated from the passionate kiss and just hugged each other as Mira rested her head on his shoulder.

Naruto waited a moment and kept rubbing the smooth skin of her back lovingly. He spoke up, "Sorry about that. I should have given you a little more time to prepare."

"I-It's fine." Mira quietly whispered out as she kept her head rested on his shoulder for support, "It probably would have hurt just as much even if I did prepare myself, wouldn't it?"

"Probably."

Mira silently shifted on his lap, trying to get used to the feeling of him being inside her before she asked, "Did...did Erza...'feel surprised' when you two..."

There was an awkward silence between them as Naruto mulled the question over in his head. He gave an uncertain shake of his head which she couldn't see, "I don't know. It seemed like it was a weird feeling for her at first but she got used to it pretty fast."

He heard Mira give a small giggle, "That sounds like Erza."

He chuckled, "Yeah."

...

"I..." Mira grabbed his shoulders before slowly pushing away from him to give him a reassuring nod, "I think I'm okay now. It doesn't hurt as much."

"Good."

It was silent between them again before Mira looked down to see where they were connected. She whispered, "You can...you can start moving now if you want."

"Oh. Okay, yeah." Naruto looked down and grabbed her hips, getting a slight shiver from the ivory-haired girl as he touched her soft skin. He hesitated, "Tell me if it still hurts."

"Okay."

Naruto was still for a moment before pulling out of Mira slightly and pushing back in-

"Ah!" Mira let out a moan at the pleasure she felt a surge from the small movement. She realized what she did and covered her mouth before hesitating to look at Naruto. The whiskered man was staring at her in surprise before she meekly lowered her hand and looked aside, "Sorry."

Naruto grinned as he looked at her, "What was that?"

She looked away, "Nothing."

He leaned in closer to her, "I know I heard something."

She leaned away further, "Nothing."

He pulled out before immediately bucking his hips forward.

"AHHH!" She moaned even louder before a pleasurable shudder ran over her and she looked up to see the smug and goofy grin on his face. She looked aside, "That's not fair."

"Hehehe, but it's cute."

"I'm not used to this like you are." She said bashfully as she tried to avoid his eyes, "It...feels really good."

He gently touched her chin and turned it back to face him. He smiled, "Guess what Mira?"

"What?"

"It gets better."

He captured her mouth in a kiss before he lifted her up and down on his lap, forcing his dick to slide back and forth from her warm snatch. Mira flinched and moaned, mostly into his mouth with every pant she made releasing a soft gasp of pleasure into the silent room. Mira was losing her air and pulled away from the kiss as she rested her head on Naruto's shoulder as he kept lifting her hips up and down. She barely whispered out, "A-Ah-"

"What's up?"

The movement immediately halted and Mira felt her insides wrap and settle around the inserted member. Her mind was still a little hazy from the sudden experience and her face was red as she looked at her lover in confusion, "H-Huh?"

Naruto titled his head, "It sounded like you were trying to say something. I stopped to hear you."

Mira was getting her bearings back and lifted her head off his shoulder, "N-No I-"

"But you were saying something." A small smile came over his face as he pressed the issue, "Come on. You can speak up."

"N-No I..." Mira then realized what was happening and pouted cutely at her old friend. She kept her little accusing glare focused on his dumb smile, "You're teasing me."

"What~?" Naruto feigned shock, "Whatever gave you that idea?"

She pinched and stretched his cheek while the blond let out a little moan, "You jerk. This is a serious moment for me. I don't think it's okay for you to tease me like that."

"But you're just so fun to tease~."

"Oh?" Mira gave a devilish little smirk and lifted her hips, causing Naruto to grunt and shiver. She slowly started to grind her lower body back and forth along his length, ever so slowly. She gave a little smirk to his strained expression and giggled, "Now look at that~. I guess it's not so fun to get teased, huh?"

"V-Very funny." Naruto struggled to keep his smile as he did his best not to succumb to the sensation of Mira's pussy squeezing and rubbing along his rod. One of his eyes twitched, "You just lost your virginity! How the hell are you ready to do a slow grind like this?!"

"I have a talent." She gave a cute little smile before grabbing his shoulders and pushing him back onto the bed. She laid on top of him before lifting herself, riding him cowgirl style as she held onto his hands. She squeezed them gently and ran them over her body before planting them on her breasts, "My turn."

Mira started grinding her body harder and faster atop Naruto as he pleasured her breasts, gently cupping and rubbing her nipples. The white-haired woman gasped and moaned in euphoria from the mix of play between her sex and her areola. Her bright blue eyes hazed over in bliss as she gasped every time she dropped down on his erection. She slid her hands off his sweaty chest and reached back to press over her butt and the small of her back as she felt a jolt from each pound.

After a few more minutes she realized that her lover wasn't just lying back and letting her work, feeling Naruto pull out as much as he could from his position while thrusting back up when she came down. The two lovers continued their vigorous game, moving and thrusting as Mira couldn't control her gasps and Naruto stifled his grunts. They lost themselves, losing track of time as with each move drops of sweat flicked off their bodies.

Mira felt a familiar but much stronger reaction start to build up below her stomach as she fettered on the edge of climax.

Naruto's thrusting sped up as he flinched, "M-Mira, I can't hold it anymore! G-Get off! I'm-"

"No!"

Mira pulled back until his member nearly left her before dropping back down even harder. She let out a strangled gasp as she finally reached her orgasm while Naruto yelled and emptied out inside her. The white-haired beauty's body shivered with ecstasy as she felt more and more of his seed shoot into the deepest reaches of her insides. Her breasts heaved with each desperate breath, panting from the exhaustion before she finally tumbled over and onto Naruto's chest. She kept taking deep breaths as she felt Naruto gently rub her hair.

Naruto smiled, watching the beauty catch her breath against his chest as he moved a strand of her hair, "So, how was it? What do you think?"

"T-That," Mira finally regained her breath and lifted her head to look at him, "That was amazing. I didn't know it would feel like that." She realized just how exhausted she felt after their rigorous activity and rested her head back on his chest, "Wow~."

"Yeah, you did alright."

"Alright?" Mira repeated indignantly and sat up to glare at him, "Was I not good enough?"

"You were fine." Naruto shrugged with a smirk, "I mean you could've been better but it was fine for your first time."

"Better?" Mira sat up a little more, her breasts bouncing before she shivered and pointed down, "I seem to have done a fairly good job, considering how much you just let out inside me."

"Oh please, it's not that much."

"It's trickling out!"

Naruto sat up and shook his head, "I can't help that! Once it comes up, it doesn't want to stop!"

Mira pouted, "I can't believe you're saying I'm not good at sex."

"No one is good the first time! Me and Erza were pretty clumsy the first time we did it too!" Naruto shrugged, "Don't worry. It'll be even better for our second time."

"Our sec - MMM!"

Mira was interrupted as Naruto tackled her and locked his lips with hers.

And they started again right away, and just kept going while they could.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Erza sat at an open café, drinking a small coffee and a half-eaten strawberry cake in front of her. She looked back with a complicated expression while the staff switched out for the graveyard shift. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

"6 more hours. 6 more...and we'll be okay."

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Naruto took in a sharp breath while propped up on his elbows before panting heavily. He could barely keep his breath and opened one eye, "M-Mira, y-you don't have to do this."

Mira stopped bobbing her mouth on the head of Naruto's penis and lifted her head from her breasts, making sure his shaft was still enveloped by the flushed pale skin of her tits. She saw him flinch as she subtly continued to move her breasts and pointed out, "Yes I do! You've made me cum two more times! It's not fair that you get to tease me like that and I can't get back."

While she was taking a moment to catch her breath, Naruto quietly slipped off the bed and snuck around her legs. Without warning, he lowered himself down between her legs and slowly started to eat her out. Despite Mirajane's protests between her gasps and moans, Naruto continued to lick her vulva and poke her labia, avoiding his seed as he prodded her clitoris.

After a few moments, he felt Mira hold his head down in her crotch and scream as she finally came. After a moment, she lay on her back to catch her breath and stop the tingling sensation in her legs.

Only to be denied as Naruto immediately started to lick her vagina again.

After a few moments, mixed with the sensitivity of reeling back from her last orgasm, Mira came again and felt impossibly exhausted from the marathon experience. Naruto just wiped his mouth and smiled, enjoying the sight of what his tongue had done to fell her.

Needless to say, Mira was pissed, and she demanded payback.

So without missing a beat Mira flipped Naruto on his back, caught his cock between her boobs, and started working his member so hard that Naruto had lost his voice.

The former Demon of Fairy Tail smirked knowing that what she didn't have in experience, she could compensate with ability and perseverance.

Mira resumed her revenge, leaning down and running her tongue along the head and tip of his penis while her hands worked to squeeze and rub the shaft with her tits. She found great joy in the enthusiastic grunts and moaning she got out of him. She took the top into her warm mouth, sucking as hard as she could while rolling her boobs and moving them up and down. She started making even more wild moves, forcing his hard member this way and that as Naruto couldn't control his yelling anymore.

She was so getting back at him~.

And she was winning~.

She...could feel him-

"AH!" Naruto yelled as he pushed down on the top of her head and forced her mouth to stay around his cock. She felt another wave of semen fill her mouth with such intensity that she wasn't ready when it happened. She felt some of it drip out the sides of her mouth before a second shot followed the first. Mira forced her head off with a pop just in time for another shot to spray over her face and onto her breasts. After he finished, Mira opened an eye to look at him with his cum on her face and chest.

He gulped and chuckled fearfully, "S-Sorry."

Mira narrowed her eyes with annoyance as she released her hold on his shaft and sat up. She wiped herself clean of his cum, licking the ejaculate off her fingers once she was done, and swallowed it slowly. She turned back to him with a challenging smile, "Okay, one more and we'll be even."

"Wait wait wait!" Naruto raised his hands defensively, stopping her from pouncing on him with that predatory gaze she had at the moment. He looked up in thought, desperate for an alternative before an idea crossed his mind, "I'll cum again, but can I make a suggestion of how I do it?"

Mira looked at him curiously, sitting back on her feet with a hum before nodding, "Okay, what did you have in mind?"

"Okay." Naruto sat up in the bed and motioned to the wall, "Turn around and put your hands on the wall." She looked at him strangely before crawling over the bed and coming to the headboard. She put her hands against the wall and looked back at him as he came up behind her, "Okay..."

Mira felt his hands cup her butt and spread her cheeks as she flinched and grabbed his hand, "W-Wait, Naruto, I-I'm not sure if I'm ready for that! Plus this is supposed to make you cum!"

"It's not that. I promise." Naruto spread her butt and placed his member between her cheeks. He took a deep breath feeling the tight squeeze as her ass cheeks enveloped his cock.

He noticed Mira tremble and her back arch as she looked over her shoulder, her eyes surprised and nervous, "W-What are you doing?"

Naruto gave a playful grin as he started sliding his cock through her plump buttocks as Mira gasped and shook. He spoke up while continuing to use her cheeks like a sleeve, "I-I can't begin to count how many times I've masturbated to your pictures in the magazines Mira. And I can't take my eyes off your ass. When you walk around the guild, I see it sway and turn every time. I've wanted to do this for the longest time." He leaned forward and rested his head on her shoulder while thrusting between her ass, making Mira yelp in surprise, "I know it's selfish but just give me a minute, okay?"

"O-Okay." Mira stuttered as she tried to conceal the pleasure and stimulation she was receiving while he rubbed himself off with her ass. Even if he wasn't actually inside her, the feeling of his cock rubbing against her asshole and his balls slapping the ends of her vagina still did more than enough to turn her on. She took short, raspy breaths in a futile attempt to calm herself as he started speeding up.

She heard him grunt as she shivered feeling a hot liquid spray onto the small of her back. She started panting and heard Naruto do the same behind her as he slid out from between her ass. He spoke, "There. We even now?"

"Y-Yes," She nodded, "We're even."

As she caught her breath, she suddenly felt his arms wrap around beneath her breasts and pull her into his chest. He kissed the back of her neck before he slid into her sex from behind. She gasped and moaned before saying in a weak voice, "H-How are you still going?"

"When you're right in front of me, wet and panting with your tits jiggling and my cum looking over your ass? Am I supposed to stop?"

He snickered and kissed her cheek before tightening his arms and thrusting upward. Mira gripped the headboard even tighter and the whole bed started rocking as he took her from behind. The white-haired woman craned her head back, moaning and yelling out her lover's name as he pounded into her pussy as fast as he could.

Mira felt Naruto's light kisses flutter over her cheek and neck. She lifted her arms up and wrapped them around the back of his neck for support, her body lifting when he pounded into her. Naruto's arms unfolded and gripped her breasts tightly and started massaging them. Mira moaned in delight as Naruto grunted, the headboard slamming against the wall and causing the whole room to shake.

"Naruto, your hands are so big." Mira moaned as she looked down at them as they cupped her boobs, "I love feeling them cover me completely."

"They don't." Naruto said between kisses along her neck, "I try to contain them but your tits are just too big."

"Is that bad?"

"Not at all." Naruto said while squeezing and rolling them around, "This is the beauty that enticed an entire country. And I'm the only one to have ever held these boobs like this."

"You're also the only one who's ever fucked my pussy but I don't hear any celebration about that."

"That should have been obvious."

Naruto suddenly leaned in and bit into Mira's shoulder.

"AH!" She let out a startled scream as he didn't bite hard enough to break the skin but to make a mark and let her know what he was doing. And without pause, his hips started to pound and thrust like an animal in heat, "O-O-Oh, N-Naruto! S-So hard! You're fucking me so hard! I-I can't! N-Naruto, I'm-"

"Cumming!"

The two Mages reached their climaxes much quicker this time with how sensitive they had felt from their repeated orgasms. Mira collapsed into the bed with Naruto on her back, hugging her tightly as they both reeled back from the intense experience. The two Mages lay in bed, sweaty and panting desperately while Mira's hands tightened into the sheets.

She looked back at her lover and got his attention as she spoke, "A-Again."

Naruto was surprised by her request and feeling tired after this marathon session they had been through, but he nodded and started up again. Mira gasped and moaned as she was pounded into the bed once more.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Erza's foot tapped against the ground like a hammer as she crossed her arms and forced herself to sit down and wait. She noticed other people start to walk by the park as she stayed seated on her bench and looked up to see the dark sky was starting to lighten up again.

It was morning.

The redhead closed her eyes and repeated, "Just one more hour. One more hour."

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

"Well, I'm pretty sure you aren't a virgin anymore."

Mira let out a little giggle as she nodded into his side, "I think that was already decided after the first time. The rest was just us indulging."

"Hehe, yeah, maybe."

The two lovers had finally separated and decided to take a break. The room was a mess, with objects fallen over and pillows and sheets spread all over the floor along with their clothes. The two lay together against a scrunched-up comforter, Naruto's arm wrapped around Mira's waist as she lay against his side and ran a finger over his chest.

Her finger gently drew along the scars and rough skin she found as her eyes softened. How many of these did he get just fighting for the guild?

"So how many times do you think we did it? I - ugh - sorta lost count after 5."

"I know," Mira answered. He looked down at her expectantly and she smiled, "Let's just say it was enough for me to get some experience and also to worry if I can even walk out of here with my own two legs." His face twisted with worry as she bopped his nose, "Naughty boy."

"Hey, only half of it was me." He laughed as his hand lifted up and softly moved some hair out of her eyes. He looked down at her beautiful eyes that looked up at him in a mix of something he couldn't quite describe. His mixed eyes softened as well, "Did you like it?"

"I can't say I didn't." Mira gave a little pout that made Naruto sweat, "Granted I wish my first time was with someone a little gentler and sweet." She heard him mumble an apology as she nuzzled into his side with a content smile, "But I'll always remember this moment."

...

That was...the same thing Erza said after their first time.

"Why," Naruto hesitated to continue, "Why do you think Erza did this?"

Mira's smile lowered into a thoughtful look as she avoided looking up at him. Her hand laid across his chest, "Because she knows I loved you." Naruto's eyes widened as he looked down at the top of the white hair on his side, "It just sorta developed when we were younger. Just a crush at first. Then it started spiraling out of my control. That time I teased you after our S-Class test...that was a real offer."

She...she loved him.

"I wanted to say that to you for a very long time. I was thinking of confessing to you after you saved Elfman and Lisanna...but I couldn't. I knew how Erza felt about you...and how you felt about Erza. I knew I was never going to get a chance. I guess Erza felt guilty...about stealing you away." Mira hugged his side a little closer, "She gave me this chance to be with you as an apology."

But somehow not only was it an apology...but a cruel joke as well. One she knew Erza wasn't purposefully playing. She gave her the chance to be with the man she desired most in the world, and God what a night it was. But now...never again...

"M-Mira, I didn't-"

Mira's finger pushed against his lips and stopped them completely. She looked up at him, eyes filled with sadness and a reluctant acceptance. She sat up in the bed and lifted herself over Naruto again, straddling him as she placed her hands on his chest for support. She slowly started to grind against him, feeling him go stiff beneath her as his cock raised.

She lifted herself up and slowly forced his dick back into her folds, stifling a moan and feeling her body shiver from the pleasure. Once she lowered herself down until her crotch hit his pelvis, she looked down at him with a lustful, almost pleading look, "I don't want to keep regretting and thinking about what could have been. I just want to be with you as long as I can."

They only had an hour left...and she wasn't sure how long they could do it in that amount of time...but...

"Just take me. Please make love to me again, Naruto."

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Erza stood outside the one-story house in panicked anticipation while the seal continued to move outside the boundary of the home. Damn Freed and the perfect mastery of his field of magic. Why did his seal have to be so good?!

She had been standing outside their house for the last five minutes waiting for the seal to drop so she could go back in. What was she expecting to find when she got in there? Was she going to see Mirajane and Naruto sitting on the couch and waiting for the seal to drop as well? Or would she have gotten what she asked for and they were in there together...having sex?

She felt conflicted. She asked for this. Made them do it! She put Mira in that situation and forced Naruto into something he had no idea what he was doing!

She was a fool. A blasted fool.

But...she just wanted to make a friend happy. And Naruto probably would have enjoyed having sex with another woman if she allowed him to. So it should have been a win-win. But now-

The seal faded and the house was free to enter or leave. Erza reached for the door handle-

But it escaped her grasp as it pulled open to reveal Mira in the dress she wore here last night. The white-haired maid and redhead Mage shared a look before Mira quietly walked past her and down the path. Erza watched in shocked silence as Mirajane simply walked away without saying anything.

She turned back to look in the house to see Naruto cleaning the dishes in the kitchen. He looked up to see his girlfriend arrive and nodded toward her before resuming his chores. Erza walked into the house and down the hall before reaching the main bedroom. It was clean and made up again like nothing had happened.

But the sheets, pillows, and comforter had been changed.

...

Erza walked back into the living room with a sad look on her face.

"What were you hoping this would do?"

She looked over at Naruto after he had posed that question. She looked down at the floor before answering, "I don't know...but I thought it would help her. I thought you would like it. And I thought…I thought I was okay with it." She closed her eyes and lowered her head again, "I'm sorry."

...

She felt Naruto walk up and wrap his arms around her in a hug. She wasn't sure why she wanted to escape it, whether she was mad at him for actually doing what she asked or because she felt like she deserved to get punched a thousand times for suggesting it...

But instead, she relaxed and eased into his embrace.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

"Hey Mira, one more mug over here!"

"You got it!" Mira happily replied as she brought the mug over to the table.

"Mirajane, one more order of wings please!"

"Coming right up!"

"Hey, Mira-chan," Wakaba gleefully laughed, "What's with you today? You're more radiantly beautiful than normal!"

Mirajane giggled, "Now Wakaba, you should be keeping those kinds of comments saved for your wife."

"Ugh! Don't bring her up now! I'm trying to enjoy my day!"

Mira nearly skipped back behind the counter as Wendy, Carla, Lucy, and Lisanna watched her with fascination. The little sister smiled, "Wow Mira-nee, I haven't seen you this excited in a while!"

"Really?" Mira blinked before flushing and putting one hand to her cheek, "I didn't notice I was acting any differently."

"It's true, Mira-San," Wendy nodded, "You look even more energetic than usual. Your smile is even bigger too."

Mira blushed bashfully, "I-I hadn't noticed."

"Did something good happen?" Lucy inquired as she leaned over the counter, "Did it, Mira-San?"

"Well, I guess," Mira stuck her tongue out a little, "I grew up recently."

The three girls blinked and looked at each other as Carla dryly noted, "Mira, I'm not sure if that's possible. You're grown up quite a lot as it is."

"Well, a lady can never stop growing up if they try." She tried to say sagely as the younger girls questioned the wisdom behind those words. Mira smiled before she looked over and saw Naruto standing beside the storage room. He silently ducked in when no one was looking as Mira stepped out from behind the counter, "Sorry girls, but I've got something to do that I almost forgot."

"Huh, what is it?"

"Do you need our help?"

"No, it's fine." Mira laughed before turning around and walking to the storage room before closing the door behind her. She locked it and walked further into the dark room. She turned around and found Naruto standing there as they stood together in silence...

...

They immediately went forward and embraced, taking the other's lips for themselves as they kissed. Mira moaned and pulled her lips back before panting, "I didn't think you were coming today."

"I was desperate to see you." Naruto said as he fiddled with his pants, "I've missed you."

"It's only been a day."

"And?"

"You're right." Mira agreed as she pulled up the ends of her dress to reveal her legs. Naruto quickly wrapped his arms around her legs to lift her as she grabbed his shoulders for stability. She reached under her skirt to pull her panties aside and aligned his cock with her cunt. Naruto slowly pushed himself in and the two shivered with bliss before their hips met.

Mira gasped for air before wrapping her arms around his neck, "I love you."

Naruto nodded with a grin, "I love you too."

He slammed her back into a storage shelf and started pounding against her hips, her butt smacking the shelf and causing it to shake from the force. Mira took Naruto's lips and moaned into his mouth as her legs folded around his waist while they fucked.

They were sort of contaminating all the stored food and produce…

But they really didn't give a shit.

/Lemon\\\\\\\\

Done

The first chapter of this little side project is finished. How'd you like it? Too much? Not enough? Want more? Want less?

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