So, I was rewatching Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu (a fun anime, which I recommend) and this came to mind and I thought this would be a hilarious crossover with Leverage.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Leverage.
Buffy, the Scooby Gang and some of her Slayers from her group had come on vacation to the hot springs and Eliot and Hardison, having worked with Buffy and Riley on a mission or two, decided to tag along for fun and relaxation.
The Potentials were currently relaxing like sunbathing, playing volleyball and frisbee and camping and such, while Xander and Giles were training the remaining Potentials and Andrew was as usual going on about his 'lectures' using comic book or pop culture references to which the Potentials were either oblivious or were annoyed that Andrew relied more on those than and the experiences of the Scooby Gang than his own actual knowledge of and experience with the supernatural, or rather lack of thereof.
"Why do you keep that moron around?" Eliot asked, since he could already tell how incompetent Andrew was.
"He's an idiot, but he has his uses." Buffy shrugged.
"Hey, we're gonna go get a bath in the hot springs and we'll need some privacy, because… you know…" Willow said, giving them a pointed look and it hit Eliot and Hardison.
"Oh." Both Eliot and Hardison said at the same time. They were amused by the idea, but they had enough sense of decency and respect to the women to not say any inappropriate comments.
"You might wanna make sure we don't have any Peeping Toms or pervs skulking around." Faith said as they left to the springs area and Eliot and Hardison got a peek of Faith taking off her robe and exposing her naked back before Tara shut the door, so no one would peek.
"So, no peepers, right?" Eliot asked.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Hardison asked as he and Eliot shared a grin as he picked his cup of coffee and they were walking off.
Kennedy was jogging, when she bumped into Eliot and spilled the coffee all over his shirt.
"Watch where you're going! It's not just your pavement, you know?" Kennedy snapped.
Hardison grinned at her. "You just made two mistakes, cupcake. First, you talked back to us." He gestured at Eliot. "Second, you spilled his coffee."
Kennedy paled and gulped, when she saw the fierce glare Eliot was shooting her before he dropped his coffee cup and he approached her and rolled up his sleeves and next thing Kennedy knew, she was on the ground, screaming in pain, with sounds of punches going off, while Hardison tensed and let out 'OOF!'
When the place was almost abandoned and the girls were still bathing, Andrew was sneaking around and climbed over the wall.
"All set." Eliot said as he entered the room as Hardison was typing away on his laptop.
"Fifty volts?" Hardison asked.
"I think one hundred should do." Eliot said.
"Alright, turning on security measures in three… two… one…" Hardison counted.
Andrew was about to climb over the other side, when suddenly he was grunting and convulsing violently before he fell over and fell into the bushes, letting out quiet moans of pain and shaking every five to ten seconds and he stayed that way the rest of the night.
In the morning, Eliot was drinking his coffee as he and Hardison were taking a walk, when Kennedy, with a blackened eye and bruised face was jogging and almost bumped into Eliot. Eliot let out a quiet growl and his eyes glared at her as she paled before she scampered away awkwardly, not wanting to agitate Eliot further.
Kennedy was about to say something snarky, but then she saw the look in his eyes and the quiet growl he let out.
"Would've liked to see you kick her ass again." Hardison said.
"Give me a reason, I just might." Eliot said, finishing drinking his coffee.
Then they saw the Scooby Gang girls in their pajamas approach.
"Had a nice bath last night?" Eliot asked.
"Yeah, I don't think no one was peeping in on us, the last thing we need is a voyeur." Tara said.
"Yeah. You're right. No one wants that." Eliot said.
"So we set a trap around the perimeter. Electrified door handle and windows and fences. It renders its prey unconscious with a high voltage current." Hardison said.
"The blackout is just the prelude, if you get shocked." Eliot grinned. "The fun part is when they wake up, it comes with a headache, nausea, palpitations, shortness of breath and fatigue."
"I see…" Buffy said uncomfortably.
"Well, let us know if you need something, we've got some ideas for another trap, we'll just go get the supplies to prepare." Hardison said as he and Eliot walked off.
Then the girls saw Andrew getting carried on a stretcher by the Potentials.
"Hang in there, Andrew." Vi assured.
"We'll get you to the infirmary right away, the nurse will take care of you." Satsu said.
Andrew let out incoherent grunts of pain, his eyes staring blankly at the sky, his body convulsing and cramping sporadically.
"Poor Andrew. I wonder what happened to him." Dawn said.
"He probably hasn't been getting enough vitamins." Faith shrugged.
It was late at night, when Andrew, once he recovered from the shock voltage, again tried to creep in to voyeur the girls bathing in the springs when he climbed over the wall with rubber suit to avoid electrocution, but as soon as he got a peek to the other side, a turret sprayed some gas on his face as he choked and gagged and fell down and was vomiting and coughing out until he passed out.
"If someone tries to peek over the wall, their face gets sprayed with tear gas." Hardison said.
"You don't wanna get it, since it causes intense pain to the eyes, nose and throat. Other symptoms may include labored breathing, headache and nausea." Eliot said.
They heard grunting and sounds of vomit as they turned to see Andrew getting carried by the Potentials.
"Hang in there, Andrew." Vi assured.
"We'll get you to the infirmary right away, the nurse will take care of you." Satsu said.
Andrew was breathing heavily and gasping in pain, with his eyes swollen and red and filled with tears and mucus coming out of his nostrils.
"Poor Andrew. I wonder what happened to him this time." Dawn said.
"Season of pollen allergies perhaps?" Tara wondered.
"Huh. You don't think…" Hardison trailed off as he and Eliot and then the Scooby Gang girls shared looks.
"If he did, I would've done much worse to him." Eliot said with an amused grin and they chuckled, the mental image of Eliot beating up Andrew giving them certain satisfaction.
"Well, at least we didn't have to deal with his mess this weekend." Buffy said as they chuckled.
No sympathies for Andrew at all, if he got past those traps, well, he doesn't want Eliot to get his hands on him, *snickers*
Plus, Kennedy getting taken down a few pegs is always satisfying. A lesson learned, no one stops Eliot from drinking his coffee and gets away with it. *smirks*
So, what do you guys think?
Please review and let me know if you have enjoyed this one-shot.
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Bl4ckHunter