Author's notes: Nothing new.
Chapter 52
Egg Carrier, lookout tower...
Shade watched the Egg Paladin's chest and head explode and he sighs as he lowers the binoculars he was using to watch the fight.
"Well, that's not good." muttered the red and black furred hedgehog.
"What's not good?" asked Admin_Fun as he walked into the lookout tower.
"Take a look at the giant crashing mech." said Shade as he handed Fun the binoculars.
Admin_Fun looked the binoculars over a moment before looking through them.
"Oh. I see. Eggman's fancy mech has exploded...and there's no signs of an escape craft...that is bad."
"Now look at the giant metal dragon."
Admin_Fun turned his attention to Shardic Overlord who seemed to be struggling to stay in the air.
"And now the Metal Sonic on our side has expended most of the energy he had available, didn't he?" asked Admin_Fun as he lowered the binoculars.
"Looks like it." said Shade before he activated his comm-link, "Alright, sound off. Whose available?"
"Mayhem checking in. I'm not working with Admin_FriendlyFiresforFun just so you know." answered Mayhem as he looked at a tablet that looked like a long-range tracker, "I might have a different mission to finish anyway."
"Bunnie here. Ah've recovered from that ambush but I've got the two wounded from the Angel Island team to help." said Rabbot as she walked into the medlab housing the two wounded foxes.
"Not leaving Frenzy's side." said Slothic over the comm-link, a low growl lacing his voice.
"I'm available." said Ravager as he was having a boxing match with Razor before the kangaroo punted him into a wall.
"SEND ME IN COACH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Razor as he laughed before he got decked hard enough to floor him.
"I'm making sure Mecha-Sally remains secure in the brig." said TD, in Mobian form, as he stood outside the cell housing the still deactivated Mecha-Sally.
"Alright. Razor and Ravager, you two are on recovery duty. Make sure neither Shard nor the Master Emerald fall into Snively's hand." said Shade as he looked back at the crashing mech.
"YOU GOT IT EDGELORD CREATOR!" said Razor as he grabbed Ravager and opened a nearby airlock.
"WAIT! I CAN GLIDE YOU IDIOT!" yelled Ravager as Razor jumped out the airlock with him.
"Well, why didn't you say so before I jumped out the airship that was thirty thousand feet in the air?!"
"YOU DIDN'T LET ME!"
"I'M INSANE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I'm gonna die...again...because I'm stuck with an insane idiot..." muttered Ravager as the two plummeted towards the ground.
"No you won't! You'll be fine!" said Razor calmly as he smiled.
"No, something's going to happen. I know it."
Razor shrugged with both arms, letting go of Ravager for a moment, before he grabbed the alternate echidna again and put him on his back just as he hit the ground. His impact creating a 2.5 scale Earthquake in a 100 mile radius of the impact before he jumped into the air with ease.
"See? Nothing bad happened!" said Razor as he landed again and then jumped into the air again.
"No...something is...I'm gonna be sick!" said Ravager as his face turned green and he covered his mouth.
"Sick bag!" said Razor as he handed Ravager a brown bag. The echidna grabs it quickly, and hurls into it.
Razor ignores Ravagers air sickness from the jumps as he super-hops towards the Egg Paladin's crash site.
Security station, Snively's Base...
Infinite's eye twitched as the security cameras that were still operational at the outskirts of the Bean Folk Territories showed Razor super-hopping towards the crash site of the giant mech that had helped defeat the clones that Mephiles created.
"What's got you so worked up? It's just a kangaroo." said Mephiles as he looked at the cameras.
Infinite slowly looked at him with disbelief.
"What?"
Infinite shoved the purple and black hedgehog outside, catching Mephiles off-guard completely as he stood there dumbfounded.
"YOU THINK THAT HE'S JUST A KANGAROO THEN YOU CAN DEAL WITH THAT BASTARD!" yelled Infinite before he slammed the door as he went back inside.
"What the hell was that?" muttered Mephiles, still dumbfounded by Infinite's outburst.
[Jerry Whitman- Too Bad You're Crazy]
"Wait, where's that music coming from?"
"RED PUNCH-BOT!" yelled Razor before he hit Mephiles with a broken SWAT-Bot, launching him into a wall.
Mephiles grabbed his ringing head as he tried to refocus his eyes before they widen as the same robot is thrown into his face, burying him in the wall.
"NO PUNCH BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mephiles rips the robot in half and his eyes are filled with absolute fury as he stares death at Razor.
"YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Razor as he pointed at Mephiles while using his tail to support himself as he laughed.
"I WILL NOT BE LAUGHED AT!" yelled Mephiles as he lunged at Razor but is stopped in mid-air by Razor holding out a hand in a "stop" gesture.
"You're too close!" said Razor.
"Too close? What does that mean?" snarled Mephiles before he saw Razor rear his feet back, "Ooooooooooh."
Mephiles' ears flatten before a sonic boom is heard and Mephiles disappears through three walls, two factories, a power station and a mountain.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Razor as he pointed at the outlines left behind by Mephiles.
Infinite chuckled as he watched the fight unfold over the cameras. The mask's hidden mouth guard open as he drank some decaf coffee.
"At least it's not me this time." said Infinite chuckling before one of Razor's arms breaks through one of the nearby arms and his eye widens.
"Don't think I forgot about you!" said Razor as he grabbed Infinite by the collar.
"You have got to be kidding me!" said Infinite as he closed the mouth guard before he was ripped out of the wall.
"Hey, do you think Mephiles wants to play dodgeball?" asked Razor as he held Infinite in one hand.
"Do I-? You know what? I'm not even going to grace your insanity with an answer." growled Infinite as he folded his arms.
At that moment, a purple blur is zooming towards the two and Razor looks at it before he looks at Infinite.
"Good! Because balls usually don't speak!" said Razor with a smile as he took aim at the blur.
"Wait, I'M BEING USED AS THE BALL?!"
"Bingo!"
"YOU SON OF A-!"
Infinite doesn't finish that sentence as the sound of a cannon being fired is heard as he's thrown. Mephiles doesn't see Infinite until their heads impact with each other and the hedgehog disguised god collapses in a heap and groans, his head ringing. Infinite also groans, his head ringing too.
"I WIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Razor as he bounced on his tail in celebration of having given the two enemies concussions, "They should be dead but where's the fun in realism?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Mephiles and Infinite slowly get up, both seething in rage at the Kangaroo/dragon in front of them.
"I rescind my statement about him just being a kangaroo." growled Mephiles.
"Let's just kill the bastard." snarled Infinite as he created a Phantom Ruby Cube.
"Agreed." snarled Mephiles as he created a purple fireball in his hand.
"Oh! Is it time for baseball?!" said Razor before he slammed his foot into the ground, knocking a baseball bat made of rock out of the ground and grabbing it, "Batter up!"
He swings it at the two.
"He doesn't even understand what he's saying or doing, does he?" asked Mephiles dumbfounded.
"No. And this is gonna hurt." said Infinite bracing.
The brace does nothing to soften the blow and the two are sent flying through a power station wall.
"HOMERUN!" yelled Razor as he did the American field goal "it's good!" posture.
[End theme?]
Crash Site...
Ravager walked out of the wreckage of the ruined Egg Paladin. He found no signs of Eggman within but he didn't have time to worry about finding a body so he switched his objective to find Shard. He didn't have to look long as he saw the metal hedgehog turned metal dragon crash down onto three power stations. He ran towards the second crash site and found the metal dragon struggling to even stand up.
"Hey! Shard! What's the issue?" yelled Ravage up the metal dragon as he climbed through the wreckage of the buildings.
"That attack...drained too much...I can't even revert..." said Shardic Overlord, his voice fluctuating and his optics flickering.
"Shit. Shade! We need an emergency teleport out of here! Shard's too drained to even revert back to the Neo form!" said Ravager as he activated his comm-link.
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELEPORT HIM AT THAT SIZE?!" yelled Shade yelling over the comm-link, losing his cool.
"I got it." said Mayhem appearing at Shard and Ravager's location.
"What about Razor?" asked Ravager.
"He'll be fine." said Mayhem waving the question away before he teleported Ravager and Shardic Overlord away from the ruins.
"Hey Infinite, is your spine replace yet?" asked Razor as he suddenly had Batman Bane mask on.
"No! Don't you dare you insane-!" snarled Infinite but before he could finish...Razor just drops him.
"No fun if your spine isn't metal yet." grumbled Razor before he gets suckerpunched by Mephiles, sending the kangaroo into a stagger. Razor recovers and then looks at the two as a watch on his wrist starts beeping.
"Well, it's been fun! But now I've gotta go back to base! But before I do, I got one little number to go away one. Those Endearing Young Charms. Played via foot stomping." said Razor calmly before he began stomping his feet to the aforementioned tune but the last two notes sound sour.
"That's not right." muttered Infinite.
"You're right. Hmm. I'll try again." said Razor thinking a moment before trying again but again with the last two notes being sour.
"Wait, isn't there usually a bomb joke to go with this tune?" muttered Mephiles.
"Oh wait. Now I remember!" said Razor before he began playing it properly but on the last two notes; two blunt-tipped Earth spears pop up out of the ground and hit the two right between the legs.
"This isn't funny." squeaked Infinite before he collapsed onto his face.
"It is to me!" said Razor before he-
-writes THAT'S ALL FOLKS where the end of the chapter should be. He then honks both Infinite and Mephiles' noses and wraps himself up like an old window blind and disappears.
"We hate that kangaroo!" squeaked Mephiles and Infinite.