The next day, Goku went to church with Raditz's family. There the priest was about to give his sermon.
"What is the price of sin? Can anyone tell me? If a man burns down this church, this temple of God, then, what punishment would he have? I say to you all, that God only requires true repentance of sin! If you ask for his forgiveness today, and pray to him in Jesus name, you will be forgiven! The Jews killed Christ and did not repent! They crucified a just man and continued to wallop in sin! Christ taught that only by praying can a man have a relationship with God. Now remember today, that you can be forgiven of even the greatest of evil." the priest said.
Goku smiled. "So I can be forgiven for my adultery only by praying?" Goku asked.
Raditz nodded. "Yes, Kakarot. But you've gotta mean to change first."
Goku sighed. "That's gonna be hard, but I'll try to change."
"Good. Now let's head home." Raditz said as everyone left the church now that the priest was done.
At Raditz's home, Esther fed them red rice and meat.
"Wow, your wife's cooking is really good." Goku complimented the chef.
Raditz nodded. "That's why I love her. Now Kakarot, tell me who was that woman from yesterday."
"Oh, you mean Towa? I'm not sure, I think she was a demon." Goku said.
Raditz sighed. "More demons... what has this planet come to! Will she be a problem?"
"I don't think so. I think she probably just wanted my dick." Goku said while eating.
Raditz chuckled. "Your beyond any help, Kakarot."
Goku smiled. "I'm just saying the truth brother."
Just then, Videl and Erasa came bursting in from the front door. "Oh, no! They want my dick too! Gotta go bro." Goku said as he flew out the back door.
"Where is he!? Where's my love." Videl said.
Raditz sighed. "He went out the back door. Why are you cheating on Gohan like that?" Raditz asked.
Videl looked encrazed like she was on drugs. "I don't want Gohan, he's just a kid now!"
"So is Kakarot may I remind you." Raditz said.
"I don't care! Goku is my true love! C'mon Erasa, let's go! I can sense his power level." Videl said as she grabbed Erasa's hand and flew away.
Raditz looked at his son John. "Don't ever get a wife, they'll betray you son."
Goku then flew to Kami's lookout. Yamcha looked surprised. "Goku what's wrong? Did you face the Red Ribbon Army yet?" Yamcha asked.
"Yeah, I did! But that doesn't matter right now! I need a place to hide from them." Goku said in a panic.
"From who? The Red Ribbon Army?" Yamcha asked.
"N-No! From Videl and Erasa! They want to fuck me, and I'm trying to do right by God now." Goku said.
Yamcha sighed. "Really Goku? Are you serious? Well then, I guess you can hide in the hyperbolic time chamber, Kami told me about it. But you should know that one day in there is like a whole year's worth of time."
"I don't care! I need to grow up anyway." Goku said as he ran into the time chamber.
Then Videl and Erasa came to the lookout.
"Where is he! Where is Goku?" Videl asked.
"Uh, he's not here right now." Yamcha said.
"You lie!" Videl smacked Yamcha in the face and went inside the lookout. There she came across the time chamber's entrance. "C'mon Erasa! I bet he's in there." Videl said as she opened the big white door and went inside with Erasa.
Goku spend the next 7 years fucking and training with Videl and Erasa. He soon grew to love them both very much, especially Erasa, she was so good in bed.
After the seven days, Goku came out of the time chamber as a grown man with Videl and Erasa. "I can't believe how many times we did it in there." Goku said.
Videl blushed as she held her baby daughter in her arms. "My little Pan was born in there. Goku you need to be a responsible father, so go get a job." Videl said.
Then Yamcha walked over. "We've got less than a week before Cell is unleashed. Did you get any stronger, Goku?" Yamcha asked.
"Uh, no not really... we mostly had a lot of sex while in there." Goku said.
Yamcha looked shocked. "Damn it, Goku! This is serious! The world is in danger, were all gonna fucking die!"
Goku chuckled. "Android 18 only wants revenge against me, I doubt she's cares about killing anyone else."
"Really? Because I seem to remember in the last world tournament how she declared she wanted to kill all your children. So how are you gonna deal with that!?" Yamcha asked.
Goku chuckled again, not really caring to say he had no plan. "We'll deal with it when it happens. For now, I need to go see Arale and Suno. C'mon ladies, let's go."
"Of course my love, I'll follow you till the ends of the Earth." Videl said.
Erasa chuckled. "I just want your monkey dick."
Videl looked annoyed. "My love for Goku goes beyond the body!"
Erasa chuckled rolling her eyes. "Yeah, sure it does. You're such a hopeless romantic Videl."
Then they flew down to Dr. Slump's home. Goku rang the door bell and Suno answered the door.
"G-Goku!? You're an adult again." Suno said.
"Well technically, I'm like Goten's age now." Goku said.
"Why did you bring those women?" Suno asked. "And who's baby is that!? Don't tell me..."
Goku nodded. "Yep, that's my daughter Pan, she's six years old now."
"You've got to be kidding me, Goku!" Suno yelled.
Goku chuckled. "I would have had a daughter with Erasa too, but she says kids are too much trouble."
Arale then came rushing at Goku, tackling him down in joy. "Goku! We haven't played sex in a long time." Arale said.
Goku chuckled. "I'm hungry, let's eat first."
To be continued.
A/N: With less than a week left, will Goku be able to defeat Cell? Find out in the next chapter!