Produced by Megavolt
Filmed by Don Karnage
Directed by Rodrick Heffley
Starring Rodrick Heffley
"Hey YouTube," says Rodrick. "I'm your host, Rodrick Heffley, and this evening, I'll be discussing how to host the ultimate sleepover. An ultimate sleepover can be the time of your life with ten friends or with just one. In this example, I'll be having a sleepover with my best friend, Don Karnage."
Don Karnage steps in. "The one and only."
"And with my other best friend," continues Rodrick. "Megavolt."
Megavolt steps in. "Let's get it zapping."
"Got that right," encourages Rodrick. "Now for the first steps. Set aside a night on your calendar at least two weeks in advance and decide between group time as in inviting five or ten guests or quality time as in only inviting one. If you're currently in school, spring break, Christmas vacation and summer vacation are all ideal."
"Either way," says Don Karnage. "friends in your own age group are ideal."
"Secondly," says Rodrick. "Especially if you go for a group time sort of sleepover, include a list of things to bring. Typically, toiletries, pillows, sleeping bags, pajamas, medication, and melatonin."
"Just be ready to kick them out if they're not wearing pants," adds Megavolt.
"Now for the fun part," Rodrick continues. "The festivities. A number of ideal games include Checkers, Darts, Air Hockey, and Pin the Tail on Kit Cloudkicker. If you don't have an air hockey table at your place, you can just download an air hockey app on your smartphone or tablet. The other important festivities are snacks and beverages. Ideal snacks include potato chips, cookies, ice cream sandwiches, and fruity candy. Ideal beverages include mostly just lemonade, and decaf soda."
Don Karnage chimes in. "A nice bonus would be a dunk tank with one of your enemies tied up on the stool. In this example, I've forced Antoine Depardieu to sit there." And he throws a tennis ball right into the target.
Antoine gets dunked in cold, hairy water, and Rodrick and Megavolt laugh their heads off. "That is hysterical, Mr. Karnage!" exclaims Rodrick. "It literally makes me want to party all the time."
"No alcohol, though," says Megavolt. "because if you repeatedly lose your battle with the bottle or get someone killed by drinking and driving, your life is ruined. Ruined, I tell you!"
"And if you get drunk before taking off as a pilot," adds Don Karnage, "you're sure to crash land. I'm telling you, it's literally a game of death!"
"Alcohol aside," Rodrick carries on. "It's only reasonable to stock up on breakfast items for the following morning. Waffles and syrup are ideal. By the way, you should actually not keep your guests up too late, because that would be abuse. And you couldn't keep me up past 9:00 pm even if everyone else was binging on rock star movies."