Jaune was about to play the next episode, but something told him not to.

"Maybe we should skip this one…" Jaune suggests.

"What? Why Jaune?" Pyrrha asks.

"Yeah, why? This one might be the best episode ever." Ruby says.

"It might be yeah… but something is telling me not to play it. Like a gut feeling, you know." He says.

"Then, lets skip it." Pyrrha.

"Eh, it was probably nothing special anyway." Yang says.

Writer's note: If you think I'm subjecting them to Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black, you're out of your mind. That episode was a mistake. Death Battle themselves admitted that. And I know that's not the only bad Death Battle episode, but it is the only episode which is glorified cyber bullying.

"Next episode then." Jaune says, hitting skip and then play.

"Every generation has idolized a sci-fi hero." Wiz starts the episode.

"Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi." Boomstick introduces Luke.

"And Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived."

"I sure hope so." Yang jokes.

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick."

"And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle."

"As the orphaned son of Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker carries the blood of the most powerful Sith lord ever known." Wiz explains.

"Wait, Darth Vader is Luke's father?!" Nora asks very dramatically.

"Yeaahhh… Who's Darth Vader again?" Ruby asks.

"They referenced him in the first episode. And apparently he's incredibly powerful. Don't know what a Sith Lord is though." Weiss says.

"Sounds EEEEVIL whatever it is." Yang says.

"He was raised by his aunt and uncle, who kept him safe by disguising his true powers before being taught by a wise old mentor in the ways of the Force." Wiz goes further.

"Luke's weapon of choice is the Lightsaber, a combination of my two favorite killing tools, swords and lasers!" Boomstick says.

"Oooh, look how shiny it is." Nora says.

"I gotta get me one of those!" Ruby says, loving the weaponry.

"Same here." Jaune chimes in, mesmerized by the weapon.

"Despite having little formal training, Luke advanced in lightsaber combat much faster than any other Jedi." Wiz explains.

"He even took down a freakin' TIE fighter with it, only a month after he blew up the Death Star. What a badass!" Boomstick says as we see footage of said event.

"Look at that thing. He blew that thing up?" Blake said in shock.

"Keep this guy away from Atlas. Last thing we need is him taking down the whole city." Weiss says.

"Luke is a master of Form V, an aggressive combat stance with defensive postures, specializing in both perseverance and pressuring an opponent." Wiz says.

"Despite what you might think, the lightsaber isn't just for killing: it also works pretty damn well for defense." Boomstick explains.

"Even so, Luke's most instrumental tool is his unrivaled connection to the Force. He can apply it in three aspects: Control, Sense and Alter: controlling all aspects of the body, sensing and utilizing his surroundings, and altering the environment."

"Very impressive." Pyrrha says.

"In some weird way, that sounds like your semblance, Pyrrha." Jaune says.

"In a way, yes. However, I only have control over metals."

"Like the mind trick thingy! Oh ho man, the terrible things I would do with that." Boomstick says.

"When injured or exhausted, he can push his physical limits with the Force Body ability, and use Flashburn to negate pain until he can mend his wounds with Force Heal." Wiz says.

"Sounds weirdly like aura." Blake points out.

"Also, Luke uses the Force to move things with his mind, with almost no limits!" Boomstick explains.

"Finally, Luke can use Shatterpoint to identify any possible weakness or fracture in a subject. Add just a little pressure with the Force…"

"...and BOOM! They explode faster than a Firestone tire!"

This made Weiss cringe. Knowing Luke could use that on the scar over her eye.

"That sends a shiver down my spine." Weiss says.

"That seems a little overkill but kinda cool." Yang says.

"Luke has defeated a wide variety of foes, ranging from Stormtroopers to deadly Sith Lords, one of which Luke had to construct a second Lightsaber to beat." Wiz says.

"His shorter red Shoto Saber was made to counter the Sith Lumious' Lightwhip, and it worked pretty damn well." Boomstick says.

"He still carries it, though prefers a single blade over two-handed combat."

"Aw, but that's his baby." Ruby said clutching Crescent Rose. "Why wouldn't he want to use it more often."

"He only made it to beat one guy. He probably prefers to use what he's used to." Pyrrha theorizes.

"Ha ha, penis joke." Boomstick laughs.

"Ugh, can we get through one episode without him being a perve." Weiss says.

"Um. We did. The last 3 episodes." Ren points out, shutting Weiss down.

"Anyways, Luke doesn't have an obvious weakness, aside from some pretty serious daddy issues. He doesn't carry a blaster, but unlike other stupid Jedi, he isn't afraid to use one." Boomstick says.

"While Luke is no fan of violence, he certainly will not pull any punches." Wiz explains.

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me." Luke says onscreen.

"I must respect that. He won't instigate a problem, but if there is one, he'll solve it." Pyrrha says.

"A true warrior." Weiss says.

"I love the lasersaber." Ruby says.

"Lightsaber." Weiss corrects her.

"As an orphan, Harry Potter carries the talents of the most powerful Dark Wizard ever known: Lord Voldemort." Wiz says. "He was raised by his aunt and uncle, who kept him safe by disguising his true power before being taught by a wise old mentor in the ways of magic."

"Now why does that sound familiar?" Boomstick asks.

"Pretty much the same backstory as Luke's just with a twist." Jaune says.

"Well they like to pit similar opponents against each other. That makes it a little more interesting." Yang says.

"Harry wields an 11 inch phoenix core holly wand. He has learned many spells and is exceptionally skilled in charms." Wiz says.

Yang chuckles.

"He's so well endowed." She jokes.

"Oh, Yang, please have some dignity. You're starting to sound like Boomstick." Weiss lectures her.

"Haha, penis joke." Yang responds.

"His trademark attack is the disarming charm, Expelleraptamus… or whatever." Boomstick tries to explain and fails.

"Expelliarmus." Wiz corrects him.

"...Which can either knock a weapon away or throw the opponent through the air."

"The Confundus charm temporarily confuses the target. Stupefy stuns people, and the Shield Charm protects Harry from all attacks."

"Wow, that's so cool!" Ruby says.

"Ruby, are you gawking at something that's not a weapon?" Weiss asks.

"What do you mean it's not a weapon? He shoots spells and attacks from it, that makes it a weapon in my book." Ruby says.

"Those spells would come in handy, especially against Cardin." Jaune says.

"Jaune, is Cardin bullying you again?" Pyrrha asks firmly.

"No! I'm just saying it would've…"

"I told you we could've just broken his legs." Nora says.

"And he can summon anything he wants to him with Accio." Boomstick says before clearing his throat. "Accio money! Accio loose women! …Damn."

"Accio pancakes!" Nora yells, trying to summon pancakes.

"Nora, that's not going to-" Ren tries to say to her friend, before a plate of pancakes flies through Team RWBY's window somehow, causing Nora to gasp.

"I. Am. A. Wizard!" Nora says.

"What? Where? And How?!" Weiss questions, absolutely flabbergasted.

"Accio syrup!" Nora shouts with no syrup coming. "Ahem, I said, Accio syrup!"

"...Was the first time just dumb luck?" Yang asks before some syrup comes crashing through the dorm room door, making a perfectly outlined hole in the door.

"Whoops, sorry." A voice from outside the door says.

"Great! Now we have to spend tomorrow fixing that door!" Weiss exclaims.

"I SAID I WAS SORRY!" The frightened voice the hallway says.

"So I'm not a wizard…?" Nora asks with a whimper.

"His firebolt is a racing broom than can reach 150 miles per hour in less than 10 seconds."

"That's even faster than Wiz getting shot down by a woman!"

"Right! …wait, no! Back to spells!"

This got most of the group to chuckle, except for Nora who was whimpering by the fact she realizes she's no wizard.

Harry is also experienced in curses. He destroys objects with Reducto, slashes enemies with Sectumsempra, and controls minds with Imperius." Wiz says.

"And then there's the killing curse… abra cadabra." Boomstick mispronounces the curse.

"Avada Kedavra."

"Oh. So that magician wasn't trying to kill me. I guess I should probably go apologize to his family."

"Boomstick, what have you done?!" Ruby asks dramatically.

"While Harry's never used the killing curse, it is implied that he can. It is an instant kill and unblockable." Wiz says.

"Unless it hits a wall… or a sword… or anything really."

"Almost all magic requires a line of sight and eye contact to perform. The killing curse is no exception."

"That's seems like no fair, that's like an insta-kill." Yang says.

"Luke may have his hands full. He'll have to keep Harry at bay." Blake says.

"Shhh. Let's trust in the Force…" Ruby says.

"What?" Weiss asks.

"She, my ice queen, we must have faith in the Force." Ruby says silently.

"Harry also knows appara-teleporting, and can do it without a wand." Boomstick says.

"His training in Occlumency defends his mind from any sort of mental attack or illusion." Wiz explains.

"And he's got all sorts of other spells, but I seriously doubt the tickle charm's gonna help him much in the fight, so let's move on."

"I mean, have you ever tickled someone before? After a while they can't breathe." Yang says, just before she reaches over to tickle her sister.

"AH, YANG! NO! STOP!" Ruby says through a fit of giggles.

"Harry owns the Cloak of Invisibility, an unrelenting Deathly Hallow that hides the wearer from sight and cannot be detected." Wiz says.

"Unless he makes a noise or pokes his foot out." Boomstick points out.

"Harry is a quick draw with his wand and has performed many great feats at very young ages. He has also mastered non-verbal spells."

"By the time he was 17, he was beating up way more experienced wizards. In the battle for Hogwarts, he had no problem kicking a ton of Death Eater ass. Not to mention, Lord Voldemort himself."

"He's the same age as us!" Weiss says.

"Did he say Death Eater?" Jaune asked.

"Sounds like a name they would give a Grimm." Pyrrha points out.

"I don't know who this Voldemort guy is, but if he's as bad as they say he is, it's impressive Harry was able to beat him." Blake says.

"Afterwards, Harry became head of the Dark Wizard Hunting Aura office, even though he is technically a Hogwarts drop-out." Wiz explains.

"He never did finish that seventh year, but I guess if you killed the lord of ultimate evil, you'd get a G.E.D."

"Engorgio." Harry says, using his wand on a candle in a jar, which creates a huge fire before using another spell to put it out. "Reducio!"

Weiss rolled her eyes while Ruby chuckled.

"Alright, the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all."

"It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"

In Cloud City, Luke is standing when he notices Harry Potter walking towards him with his wand drawn. He activates his Lightsaber while Harry stops in his tracks.

FIGHT!

"Avada Kedavr-" Harry immediately tries to use the killing curse, but Luke uses Force Persuasion to stop him.

"Ooh, he went for it immediately." Yang says.

"But Luke reacted so fast, it's like he was ready for it." Pyrrha says.

However, Harry manages to break free using Occlumency. Then prepares once again to cast the killing curse. "Avada Kedavr-"

Harry is once again interrupted by Luke, who uses Force Push to knock him back. Luke then leaps towards Harry with his Lightsaber swinging, but Harry uses apparition to teleport away from him. When he reappears, Harry proceeds to fire non-verbal spells at Luke, which he deflects with his Lightsaber. Luke leaps at Harry once again, but he teleports out of the way again.

"Expelliarmus!"

"Luke may have a hard time getting close to Harry, he has to rely on the Force to take him down." Blake says.

"Trust in the Force, Blake." Ruby says as if she's passing down wisdom.

"I guess Harry figures he has to weaken Luke first." Jaune says.

Harry fires that, as well as a few more non-verbal spells, but Luke blocks all of them before using the Force to knock Harry's wand out of his hand. Luke charges at Harry, who teleports to the wand.

"Accio Firebolt!" Harry says before Luke throws his Lightsaber at Harry. "Protego!"

"Ooh here comes the broom." Nora says.

Protego deflects the Lightsaber, which Luke leaps up to catch. He is suddenly hit by the Firebolt. which knocks him back to the ground while Harry is lifted onto it and rides off on it.

"Do you think Ms. Goodwitch has a broom of her own?" Jaune asks.

"Uhhh, no. Why would she?" Weiss asks.

"I don't know. I can just see her flying on one for some reason."

"...That makes no sense."

Harry flies by multiple times while firing his non-verbal spells, all of which Luke is able to deflect or block. Luke then manages to catch Harry and the Firebolt with the Force and causes them to crash downward into the roof. Afterwards, Harry disappears with the aid of the Cloak of Invisibility while Luke is unable to detect his opponent's presence.

"Where did he go?" Yang asks.

"No, surely that crash didn't kill him." Weiss says.

"Confundo!"

Luke throws his lightsaber in the direction where he hears Harry.

"He's using the cloak of invisibility!" Ruby says.

"Stu…" Harry goes to cast Stupefy, but teleports out of the way of the incoming lightsaber. "Stupefy!"

Luke rolls to avoid stupefy, then catches his lightsaber and uses Force Push, knocking the Cloak of Invisiblity off of Harry. Luke then uses Force Choke, lifting Harry into the air and stopping him from casting any verbal spells.

"How's he supposed to get out of this?" Jaune asks.

"I don't know, but if this is it, it's a bad way to go." Yang says.

Luke throws his lightsaber towards Harry, who casts a non-verbal spell, which manages to hit the lightsaber's handle, destroying it and freeing Harry.

"Avada Kedavra!" Luke rolls once again, evading the killing curse.

"Harry is very resilient." Pyrrha says.

"I'm not sure very many people could've made it out of that." Weiss agrees.

Harry fires multiple non-verbal spells at Luke, who blocks them using the Force. "Sectumsempra!"

Luke is caught off guard by the attack and is left with a wound to his side. But quickly recovering, he then uses Shatterpoint. On Harry's forehead, Luke finds the weak point he needs in Harry's iconic lightning bolt scar.

"Wait, what is that?" Pyrrha asks.

"Is that a scar on Harry's forehead?" Blake asks.

"How did none of us notice that?" Yang asks.

"Oh no, don't tell me." Weiss dreads.

Harry's wound begins to expand, eventually causing it to burst, making blood spurt from it.

"...I'm really glad we can hardly see it through the pixels." Ruby comments while Weiss clutches at her eye.

Harry screams in agony as Luke takes out his shoto saber with the Force, then throws it at Harry, impaling and killing him.

K.O.!

Everybody cringed at the brutal way Harry was killed.

"Man, Harry did a surprisingly good job keeping Luke at a distance." Boomstick compliment the young wizard.

"But Luke fought smart and tried to finish Harry off quickly with Force Persuasion, but Harry was able to resist thanks to Occlumency." Wiz explains.

"Then Luke used Force Choke to stop Harry from casting spells."

"And although Luke can dodge the Avada Kedavra, the instantaneous Sectumsempra curse caught him off guard. But with Shatterpoint, Luke discovered an exploitable flaw."

"That famous lightning bolt scar, which Forced Harry to lose the battle."

"Hah, good one. This guy is on fire." Yang says.

"The winner is Luke Skywalker."

Not my best work, I must say. I was sort of struggling to think of anything interesting for them to say here. Hope you guys enjoyed it nonetheless.