Note: What's good in the hood my fellow dickriders!? Here's the roster, at least part of it anyway... I want to give y'all something to chew on while I 86 the rest of this roster, ya feeel me? So until then, y'all can suck a fat one, and let me know what you think as of rn!

(*MEN'S ROSTER*):

1. Alex Evans (OC), Face

Hometown: Grand Rapids, Michigan

Height/Weight: "6'4"/232lbs

Signatures: Death Note (Springboard Double Foot Stomp), Raw Deal (Chuck Taylor's "Omega Driver"), Cranium Kill (Wade Barrett's "Bull Hammer"), Homicidal Intent (Vertebreaker)

Finishers: Euthanasia (Kenny Omega's "One-Winged Angel"), Sound of Silence (Hiroyoshi Tenzan's "Anaconda Cross"), Bloody Mary (Texas Cloverleaf), For Whom The Bell Tolls (Rope-Hung DDT)

Theme: Bleed The Same by Remains of Jade

2. Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer), Face

Hometown: Kobe, Japan

Height/Weight: "5'7"/178lbs

Signatures: Striking Tide (Hangman's Elbow), Water Surface Slash (Springboard Roundhouse Kick), Whirlpool (Cross-Legged Samoan Driver), Lateral Water Wheel (Masato Yoshino's "Lightning Spiral")

Finisher: Constant Flux (Swinging Reverse STO into a DDT), Waterfall Basin (Adam Cole's "Panama Sunrise")

Theme: Gurenge (Hip-Hop Remix) by LiSA ft. Sparks Dynamite

3. Sergeant John Captain (Tankmen), Tweener

Hometown: Restricted Military Zone

Height/Weight: "6'2"/225lbs

Signatures: Cock Joke (Chris Bosh's "Lioncock"), Battlefront (Double Chickenwing Sit-Out Facebuster), Open Fire (Blue Thunder Bomb)

Finishers: Tankman Driver (Jumping Piledriver), Mission Accomplished (Over-The-Shoulder Sit-Out Swinging Side Slam)

Theme: 21 Guns by Three Days Grace

4. Peter Mance (OC), Face

Hometown: Blackpool, England

Height/Weight: "5'10"/205lbs

Signatures: London Bridge (Nigel McGuinness "Tower of London"), Pip Pip Cheerio (Jon Moxley's "Money Clip"), Nutcracker Anniversary (Jason Kincaid's "Gravitational Collapse"), God Save The Queen (Argentine DDT)

Finishers: Final Destination (Austin Theory's "Ataxia"), Melancholic (Rings of Saturn)

Theme: One For The Money by Escape The Fate

5. "The Supernova" Orville Grayson (OC), Face

Hometown: Manchester, England

Height/Weight: "5'7"/169lbs

Signatures: Cosmic Expedition (Diving 720 Corkscrew Moonsault Plancha), Dark Matter (Electric Chair German Suplex), Asteroid Belt (Taiji Ishimori's "Superstar Elbow")

Finishers: Supernova (630 Senton), Big Bang Theory (Matt Sydal's "Cyclorama"), Black Hole (Christopher Daniels' "Angels Wings")

Theme: Space Battle by F-777

6. Mr. Sandman (Punch Out!), Heel

Hometown: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Height/Weight: "6'5"/284lbs

Signatures: Ticket to Dreamland (Yokosuka Cutter), Wake Up Call (Pumphandle Sit-Out Facebuster), Berserker Rage (Cesaro's "Swiss Death")

Finishers: Dreamland Express (Brock Lesnar's "F5"), Midnight Sleeper (Johnny Gargano's "Gargano Escape"), Lights Out (Brian Cage's "Weapon X")

Theme: Fighter by Glee

7. Adrian Cutler (OC), Heel

Hometown: Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Height/Weight: "5'11"/216lbs

Signatures: Nihilism (Hammerlock Lariat), Black Plague (Jin Akiyama's "Sterness Dust Alpha"), Sudden Eclipse (Kofi Kingston's "S.O.S")

Finishers: Dark Philosophy (Roderick Strong's "CX'02"), Reaper's Whisper (Spinning Back Kick)

Theme: Reaper by Silverberg

8. Trevor Phillips (Grand Theft Auto V), Heel

Hometown: Sandy Shores, Blaine County

Height/Weight: "6'1"/220lbs

Signatures: Potshot (Jumping Reverse Bulldog), Minor Turbulence (Giant Swing followed by a Sharpshooter), Satellite Communications (Aiden English's "Director's Cut *1st Version*")

Finishers: Crystal Maze (Fireman's Carry spun into a Facebreaker Knee Smash), Out of Harmony (Sheerdrop Air Raid Crash)

Theme: Down With The Sickness by Disturbed

9. Agent Jones (Fortnite), Face

Hometown: Artemis

Height/Weight: "5'11"/240lbs

Signatures: IO Betrayal (Pendulum Lariat), Portal Device (John Cena's "Throwback"), Join The Hunt (Cesaro's "Match Killer"), Reality Log (Roderick Strong's "CX'03")

Finishers: Zero Crisis (Vertical Suplex Side Slam), Rift Butterfly (Double Underhook Brainbuster)

Theme: Take It All by Valley of Wolves

10. "Timeless" Kerl Orion (OC), Heel

Hometown: Cannon Beach, Oregon

Height/Weight: "6'1"/212lbs

Signatures: Chronos Lock (Muta Lock), Gears of Time (Whiplash Neckbreaker), Rush Hour (Ilja Dragonuv's "Constantine Special")

Finishers: Timeless Design (El Phantasmo's "CRII"), Flashback to the Future (Sammy Guevara's "GTH")

Theme: New Divide by Linkin Park

11. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean), Face

Hometown: Shipwreck Cove

Height/Weight: "5'10"/172lbs

Signatures: Walk The Plank (The Undertaker's "Old School"), Captain's Hook (Somersault Cutter to a kneeling opponent), Mutiny (Single Underhook lifted and dropped into a Cutter), Rumrunner's Isle (Cameron Grimes' "Collision Course")

Finishers: On Stranger Tides (Standing Sit-Out Shiranui), Dead Man's Chest (Bulldog Choke), Black Pearl (Kota Ibushi's "Phoenix-Plex")

Theme: Keelhauled by Alestorm

12. Cameron Lance (OC), Heel

Hometown: Marietta, Georgia

Height/Weight: "6'0"/208lbs

Signatures: Pretty-Plex (Milano Collection AT's "Italian Revolution"), Runway Model (Adam Cole's "Last Shot"), Clean Headshot (Inverted Overdrive)

Finishers: Hostile Makeover (Leapfrog Curb Stomp), Boujee Devastation (Rolling Thunder Stunner)

Theme: Step On Up x Gimme More by Ariana Grande and Britney Spears

13. Ren Amiyama (Persona 5), Face

Hometown: Tokyo, Japan

Height/Weight: "5'9"/175lbs

Signatures: Leblanc Coffee Brew (Jeff Hardy's "Whisper In The Wind"), Dancing In Starlight (Stardust's "Dark Matter"), Joker's Wild (Mercedes Mone's "Money Maker"), Eiha (Kenny Omega's "Hadouken")

Finishers: Last Surprise (Mike Bailey's "Ultima Weapon"), Sinful Shell (Billie Starkz's "Sugoi Driver")

Theme: Last Surprise by Lyn Inaizumi

14. Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5), Face

Hometown: Tokyo, Japan

Height/Weight: "5'9"/203lbs

Signatures: Kidd's Cannon (Kevin Owens' "Go Home Driver"), Thunder Clap (Inverted Sit-Out Side Powerslam), God's Hand (Logan Paul's "One Lucky Punch")

Finishers: Track Meet (Punt Kick), Skull Fracture (Kinniku Buster)

Theme: High Voltage by Linkin Park

15. Yusuke Kitagawa (Persona 5), Face

Hometown: Tokyo, Japan

Height/Weight: "5'11"/210lbs

Signatures: Brave Blade (Double Underhook lifted into a Swinging Neckbreaker), Foxcatcher (Alex Zayne's "Taco Driver"), Sayuri (Slingshot Canadian Destroyer)

Finishers: Artist's Grace (Zachary Wentz's "UFO Cutter"), Museum of Vanity (Tyson Kidd's "Dungeon Lock"), Empty Canvas (Spinning Cross-Legged Falcon Arrow)

Theme: Dream On by Aerosmith

16. King Liang (YouTube/Plainrock124), Tweener

Hometown: Flagstaff, Arizona

Height/Weight: "5'7"/180lbs

Signatures: How Not To Unbox (Small Package Driver), 2 Generous 4 U (Inverted Suplex Stunner), Weird Flex (Kenny Omega's "Kotaro Crusher"), 50 Ways To Break (Alex Shelley's "Skull Fuck")

Finishers: Bored Smashing (Front-Flip Package Piledriver), Tech Destruction (Roderick Strong's "End of Heartache")

Theme: Kingslayer ft. BABYMETAL by Bring Me The Horizon

17. Travis Scott (Real Life/Rapper), Tweener

Hometown: Houston, Texas

Height/Weight: "5'10"/176lbs

Signatures: No Bystanders (Kidd Bandit's "Dance of the Fire God"), Stargazing (Coast to Coast), Butterfly Effect Angel Garza's "Wingclipper")

Finishers: Sicko Mode (Isaiah Swerve Scott's "House Call"), Astronomical (Spiral Tap), Letting The Scotts Outside (Dakota Kai's "Kairopractor")

Theme: Sicko Mode by Travis Scott

18. Lightning Jackson (Total Drama), Heel

Hometown: Red Hat, Alberta, Canada

Height/Weight: "6'2"/247lbs

Signatures: Stuck By Lightning (Superman Punch), Chain Lightning (Jay Lethal's "Lethal Combination"), Lightning Storm (Baron Corbin's "Deep Six")

Finishers: SHA-BAM!!! (RKO), Protein Allotment (John Cena's "Attitude Adjustment"), M.V.F - Most Valuable Finisher (Mike Quakcnenbush's "Quackendriver II")

Theme: Hall of Fame by The Script ft. will.i.am

19. Blitzø (Helluva Boss), Heel

Hometown: Imp City, Hell

Height/Weight: "5'11"/210lbs

Signatures: Stolas' Grimoire (Hammerlock Leg Sweep DDT), Monthly Sex (Bronco Buster), Circus Daze (Masato Tanaka's "Diamond Dust")

Finishers: Fatal Blitz (Kyle Fletcher's "Grimstone"), I.M.P Headquarters (Cedric Alexander's "Lumbar Check")

Theme: Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

20. Moxxie (Helluva Boss), Heel

Hometown: Imp City, Hell

Height/Weight: "5'8"/192lbs

Signatures: Marlin Model 1898 (O'Connor Roll German Suplex), M1921 Thompson (Lotus Lock), Ruger GP100 (Candice Lerae's "Wicked Stepsister"), LWRC SMG45 (Double Knee Facebreaker)

Finishers: Ode to Millie (450 Splash), Colt 1911 Naomichi Marufuji's "Pole Shift Flowsion")

Theme: Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

21. Mettaton (Undertale), Face

Hometown: The Underground

Height/Weight: "6'1"/227lbs

Signatures: Quiz Time! (Bo Dallas' "Bo Dog"), Glamburger (Michelle McCoop's "Faithbreaker"), MTT Brand Submission (Spider Twist)

Finishers: Death by Glamour (Spinning Unprettier), Power of Neo (Mike Bailey's "Flamingo Driver")

Theme: Fabulous by Empire Cast

22. Lee Chaolan (Tekken), Face

Hometown: Beijing, China

Height/Weight: "5'9"/188lbs

Signatures: Silver Bullet (Austin Aries' "Heatseeking Missile"), Brilliant Rosé (Triple H's "Pedigree"), Acid Storm (Springboard 450 Splash), Mercury Drive (Tyler Black's "Paroxysm")

Finishers: Silver Flash (Step-Up Double Foot Stomp to the back of the head of a bent-over opponent), Silver Circle (John Morrison's "Moonlight Drive"), Deadly Arc (European Clutch)

Theme: New Moon by Def Rebel

23. Doomslayer (DOOM), Heel

Hometown: The Doom Fortress

Height/Weight: "6'8"/360lbs

Signatures: Glory Kill (Damian Priest's "South of Heaven"), Rip and Tear (Scorpio Sky's "Final Answer"), Crucible Blade (Will Ospreay's "Hidden Blade")

Finishers: DOOM Eternal (Lance Archer's "Blackout"), Mark of the Doomslayer (William Regal's "Regal-Plex"), Wrath of Hell (Spinning Side Slam)

Theme: Inside The Fire by Disturbed

24. King (Tekken), Face

Hometown: Mexico City, Mexico

Height/Weight: "6'7"/327lbs

Signatures: Corporate Elbow (Diving Elbow Drop), Samurai Rock (Ripcord Spanish Fly), V-Driver (Fire Thunder Driver), King's Bridge (Rocking Horse)

Finishers: Jaguar Bomb (Jushin Thunder Liger's "Liger Bomb"), Sol Naciente (Goldberg's "Jackhammer")

Theme: Glass Hearts by Of Mice Men

25. Jesse Ridgeway (YouTube-McJuggernuggets), Heel

Hometown: Elmer, New Jersey

Height/Weight: "5'7"/167lbs

Signatures: Operation Orange Crush (Double Pumphandle Cradle Orange Crush), Keep It Rigid (Handspring Enzugiri), Virtual Escape (R-Truth's "Lie Detector"), Devil Inside (Spinning Inverted Samoan Drop)

Finishers: Eagle's Landing (Diving Double Foot Stomp), Phoenix Landing (Imploding 450 Splash)

Theme: What Do You Want From Me by Forever The Sickest Kids

26. Jeffrey Ridgeway Jr. (YouTube-McJuggernuggets/BigBrudda), Heel

Hometown: Elmer, New Jersey

Height/Weight: "5'11"/210lbs

Signatures: Stream Smoke Out (Inverted Michinoku Driver), Psycho Footage (Matt Hardy's "Side Effect"), Blackmailed (Front-Facelock Cutter), BigBrudda's Bullshit (The Miz's "Reality Check")

Finishers: JT-KO (Fireman's Carry Stunner), Bropocolypse (Cradle-Back-to-Belly Piledriver)

Theme: Riding The Edge by Dimitri Leroy

27. Jeffrey Ridgeway Sr. (YouTube-McJuggerNuggets), Heel

Hometown: Elmer, New Jersey

Height/Weight: "6'0"/232lbs

Signatures: Home Takeover (Christopher Daniels' "Fall From Grace"), Drunken Rant (Slingshot Sit-Out Powerbomb), Eviction Agreement (Famouser)

Finishers: What Ails You?! (Baron Corbin's "End of Days"), Deadline (Discus Lariat)

Theme: Riot by Three Days Grace