Previously on tachinowarui saga: mogeko castle.
Kurosutno: i'm looking for my cell phone.
Minako: fuck you.
*scene cut*
Hanten and met: we're looking for kurotsuno.
Minako: eat shit.
*scene cut.*
Moge-ko: is it rape if it's with another girl?
Minako: I don't know, is it painful to get smack around by a giant snake? *dark snake comes out her back and smacks around moge-ko underpants sans style.*
Yonaka: are we doing the bluraphs0d opening skits now?
Defect mogeko: seems like it missy.
And now back to the castle!
Floor V
The very hungry grotesque mogeko.
"Yonaka!" i yelled. As she's spacing out again.
"Missy, you okay?" defect asked.
"S-sorry! It's nothing!" yonaka replied.
"Whatever's on your mind. It can wait until we're out of here. Onwards to the next hell!" i yelled. Defect insisted we go through at the end of the room. So we did. And found ourselves in an area with…grass and traffic cones? Not the weirdest thing i've seen. This way leads to a hospital. Don't get why defect wants us to go here. The scariest shit usually happens in an hospital. But we made our way inside…it's what you'd expect. Mogekos afraid. One was grieving over his lost friend who died of hay fever…business as usual in a hospital i suppose. The next room had an anime playing the gray garden…both me and defect had to do our hardest to pull yonaka away…i swear that show is like crack…they might as well have called it the gray powder.
"Okay. defect mogeko? Why the fuck are we here?" i asked.
"To stock up on weapons. duh." defect mogeko said.
"Eh!?" yonaka asked in confusion.
"I suppose we could mess things up with a scalpel." i said.
"No. there's a huge stockpile of weapons here. Guns and blades aplenty." defect mogeko said.
"I question why a weapon cache is in a hospital of all places. But nothing about this castle makes sense…and i certainly one say no to more toys." i said with a grin.
"Well…there's a reason…that reason being that there's a huge maneating monster on this floor." defect mogeko said.
"Oh…lovely." i said with much sarcasm.
"Not as bad as moge-ko…and it should be caged but…" defect mogeko said.
"Yeah…better safe than eaten. Now let's hurry this up." i said.
"My stomach hurts…" yonaka said. We got in the elevator…there was a bug on the fourth floor button. I just swatted it with my sword. And moved to the fourth floor. After stealing prosciutto from another mogeko. We entered another room. And found the weapon cache….swords. Axes. and guns a plenty.
"Jackpot!" i yelled. As i grabbed myself about two of each weapons.
"You look like your gearing up for war sensei!" defect mogeko said.
"Yeah. i am going to war…against these little yellow fuckers." i said with a grin.
"What is this place!? There's seriously weapons here!?" yonaka asked.
"Used to come here all the time….those were the days." defect mogeko said. As he was searching through a cabinet. "Right, here we are." defect mogeko said as he pulled out a fucking rocket launcher from the cabinet.
"EHHHH?!" yonaka yelled. While i grinned.
"Now that's a weapon!" i yelled with a grin.
"There's a minigun in here too if you're interested." defect mogeko said.
"Hell yeah!" i yelled. I looked through and sure enough there was a minigun in there. I can feel the laugh coming from my throat as i picked up the gun.
"Now things get really intresting." i said with a grin.
"...i'm so uneasy…" yonaka said. We then returned to the hallway and went through the other door.
"Missy. Sensei." defect mogeko said.
"What's up?" i asked.
"You know how each floor there's been special mogekos?" defect asked
"You mean like somewhat strange mogeko…and the prosciutto fairy. Right?" yonaka asked.
"Yeah…i think i should tell you both about the creation of this castle." defect said. And soon he told us the story of mogeko castle. Once there was a lonely individual. Unable to bear his solitude. He made a kingdom sorely for himself. He became the king of the land. And king needs a castle. And this was that castle. But there was nothing inside. Just a world of nothingness. The king pondered. And made seven mogekos…those were the special mogekos. They served as the floors guardians. The king made even more mogekos. And the land became busier. The king was very satisfied. That's the genesis of mogeko castle….but clearly. Something went wrong…horrible wrong. And became the nightmare were in now. We also learned the kings name. mogeko a lower case m…seriously. That's so stupid. But i digress.
We kept moving. And found another hall. And a mogeko who was lost…despite this place being straight foward…mogekos are so fucking stupid.
"Getting hungry…" defect said.
"Want some prosciutto?" yonaka asked.
"N-no!" defect yelled. The look on yonakas face told me that she wasn't angry…but found defect mogekos stubbornness cute…
"So what do you want to eat? We got so much food from this place that unless everything spoils. Neither of us will need to go to the grocery store for the next three months." i said.
"Got any peppers?" defect asked.
"Yep." i said as i took out some peppers. Which defect gladly took.
"Mine! Nom nom nom!" defect yelled as he downed the peppers with adorable gusto. After that. We moved onto the next room. The place reeked of dead and rotting mogekos.
"So sleepy…" defect said. Giving out a yawn. Yonaka had a look that screamed that she thought it was cute. We entered an are with windows. The clouds red and moving rapidly. Definitely one of those "you don't want to know" moments. We looked through rooms. Of locked up mogeko. Yonaka…worried me with one room. She broke a button that would have freed mogekos…and killed the one crying in cold blood.
"Yikes…" defect said. My thoughts exactly. I think this place is getting to her. Room after room. Of dead mogeko. One room was dark. And a line of mogekos with no faces were in the cell. Really creepy. I backed out of the room. Thinking if I turned around. They would appear right behind me. We kept making our way forward. The lights soon went out.
"Oh now what?" i asked.
"Helloooo can you hear mee?" a voice i was all too familiar with played on a speaker.
"Moge-ko…you bitch." i said.
"Capture the high school girls and defector!" moge-ko yelled. Soon the lights came back on and a horde of mogeko were right in front of us.
"Crap! There's so many!" defect yelled. I pulled out my minigun.
"That's why i got this!" i yelled. As i pulled the trigger and mowed down the horde. Soon the horde was nothing but yellow and red stains on the wall. "You'll have to do better than that you sadistic skank!" i yelled. We kept moving. There was rooms with multiple doors. Some doors were clear. Others had a mogeko waiting on the other side. Waiting to a lunge. Only to get my boot to it's face sending it backwards with it's head bleeding. At the end of it. Was one final door. Leading to a room with…moge-ko.
"Tuh-daaaahh!" moge-ko yelled. Yonaka and defect were scared by her presence.
"Good job coming right to me!" moge-ko said. I stepped forward.
"Moge-ko…you chose a bad time to show yourself." i said.
"Oh? And why would that be?" moge-ko asked.
"Because i saw through shadow eyes…what you did to hasu. I don't care what you did to the other mogekos. Hell. most of them had it coming in my opinion. But hasu…he did nothing wrong!" i yelled.
"So, hasu finally passed away huh?...too bad…i really wanted to play with him so more." moge-ko said. Then giving off her vile cackle.
"You disgust me…you really do…you see yourself so high and mighty…yet you have a mind that is utterly broken…and a heart that is utterly black." i said. Hatred emanating from my voice.
"Oh…and what are you going to do about it?" moge-ko asked tauntingly. I summoned my dark serpents..
"I'm going to rip out that black heart…as you watch!" i yelled.
"Scary…but first I've gotta surprise for you." moge-ko said. As she reached for a button. But before she pressed it. One of my dark serpents ripped it out crushed with it's teeth.
"No more surprises….no more tricks…you die now…" i said. Moge-ko looked at me with utter hatred.
"You know minako…the thing i hate about you the most…is that look….there's no fear…no hesitation…no sorrow…just pure hatred and disgust for me….i hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE HATE THAT LOOK! NOBODY LOOKS AT THE GREAT MOGE-KO LIKE THAT…NOBODY!" moge-ko yelled.
"Keep screaming bitch…it'll make permanently silencing you all the more sweeter…" i said. After about 2 hours of clashing blades. Dodging knifes. And throwing each other like ragdolls…i was victorious…got a few cuts and bruises…but my bodys healing took care of the worser injuries. Moge-ko on the other hand was on her knees. Utterly covered injuries.
"This can't be…i'm the queen…I'M THE QUEEN!" moge-ko yelled. Shadow mogeko appeared behind her and held her up.
"Not anymore…asshole." i said. My serpent cut open her chest. And then both grabbed ahold of her ribcage and ripped it open. I approached her. And took a hold of her heart. And with one quick pull ripped it out. I crushed it within my hand. Ending the dictatorship and life…of moge-ko. As shadow mogeko disappeared. Moge-ko fell to the ground lifeless.
I turn around and walk towards yonaka and defect. Who were amazed and horrified with how i brutally killed moge-ko. Let's keep moving. I said.
"You know what happen to hasu?" defect said.
"I saw and heard everything through shadow mogeko…i don't care about the other mogekos. They deserved it…but to do it to someone who did nothing wrong…well. That crosses a line. I can't forgive her for that. Or for the innocents she's no doubt butchered for her sick amusement…moge-ko…was evil. Pure evil. You know. They say murder is wrong…but is it really wrong…when the person you murdered…was as evil as moge-ko. Because i don't feel like it was wrong. Hell i feel like i earned points for heaven. By doing god's work." i said. We soon found a room…with a fluffy mogeko wearing a bow tie.
"Moffuru! You're okay!?" defect yelled.
"Same to you! Quite the powerful girl you found! Never in my dreams would i think that someone would give moge-ko a taste of her own medicine. I can see why defect calls you sensei miss minako!
"Let me guess…this floors guardian?" i asked.
"Yep…this is moffuru. The special mogeko of this floor." defect said.
"I'll guide you to floor six. With the feathery one and all!" moffuru yelled.
"Thanks a bunch moffuru." defect said.
"Feathery?...whatever. Five floors down. Two to go. Next is the penultimate floor…lead on! Moffuru the fluffy!" i yelled.
"What about you? Leaving with these ladies here?" moffuru asked defect.
"Hadn't really thought about it…might go around touring places in the outside world." defect said…i won't stop him. People might look at him funny…but he can defend himself just fine. And i think…he deserves a chance to live.
"You there! Yonaka! You've done well to survive this long!" moffuru complimented.
"W-well. Minako and mogeko helped." yonaka said.
"I said i'd keep you safe…and i keep my promises." i said with a smile.
"You're a powerful warrior …but be warned. The king is even stronger than moge-ko. So if you can. Avoid a fight. But if it's not possible…you must not hold back. You'll need to go all out if you wish to survive. But i've rambled long enough i assume you want to get to floor six? Then follow me." moffuro said. We followed him. And more of those fluffy mogekos. We learned that they are called mofukos. And just anything else involving these things…there's something sinister. And that turns out to be is that mofukos are created when they get infected by a parasite. The fluffyness is the first stage. The next one is that they vomit blood and die…like i said. There's always something sinister with these fucking things. We found that said parasite in another room. Both defect and moffuro said they can't infect humans….but i'm not willing to take that risk so i made sure both me and yonaka left it alone. I entered the last door and….
"Oh god fucking dammit!" i yelled as i found kurotsuno hanten and met in the last room. The notice me.
"Hey minako! Kurotsuno found her cell phone!" met yelled.
"Then why are you three assholes still here!?" i asked.
"Well we're glad we did…we saw what you did to that moge-ko bitch…and that was brutal! You do beautiful work." hanten said as she give the chiefs kiss.
"I get sadistic to bitchs who deserve it…and to shitty entitled brats. Isn't that right kurotsuno?" i asked.
"I'm just glad i found my phone before you found it…knowing you. You'd smash it out of spite for me." kurotsuno said.
"Yep…and sullivan got a new job. And is happier and healthier than ever." i said.
"Why do you think i care? What i do care about is why i'm not getting my allowance anymore." kurotsuno.
"I convinced him to stop giving you money until you give him an apology and some respect." i said.
"You…bitch! Why do you keep making things harder for me?!" kurotsuno yelled.
"Because your an awful brat who treated her father like shit…hell hanten's family is full of blood thirsty psychos…but she still gives gyakuten some love and respect…honestly i don't get why i had to convince him to stop giving you money…you've done nothing but be an awful bitch to him…and you expect him to keep paying for everything!?...that's the very definition of a spoiled entitled brat." i said.
"Eh…fair enough." hanten said.
"Don't take her side again!" kurotsuno yelled.
"I'm not...it's just common sense…when you be a bitch to someone. You shouldn't expect anything from them but a middle finger from them." hanten said.
"Exactly…now if you'll excuse me. I gotta get back to finding a out of this damn castle…see you bitches never hopefully!" i yelled as i left the room. And found ourselves in another one of those bizarre realm rooms…this one was actually quite peaceful though. The sky had mofukos floating in the air like stars. I soon found a sign that said "fluff path. The souls of dead mofukos become stars. Which fall on the land." sad…yet beautiful. We kept moving forward. And moffuro next to a divine light. After saying goodbye. We entered and headed to the next floor. Five down. Two to go.
Third person pov.
"So…she actually killed moge-ko…quite impressive actually…but i'm glad to be the one…to make that rebellious girl bow…oooh i'm getting excited about it…come to me...minako." an unknown mogeko said.
Meanwhile with three nee-no-kuni girls.
"Why would i apologize to that pest hanten!?" kurotsuno yelled.
"Kurotsuno…you really can't afford to be rebellious anymore..the bill for the town looks like a freaking phone number. No way in hell you're gonna come up with the money for that anytime soon. And you're not gonna get the two hundred thousand yen to pay for this month. Considering…you don't have a job and have been relying on your allowance. One which is now gone because your dad is now sick of your shit too." hanten said.
"Also. this all could have been avoided if you just gave minako that book…we didn't even have any use for it. It was just gathering dust. This financial nightmare could have been avoided. And speaking of minako…did you see those clothes she was wearing!? That was some drip!" met yelled.
"Met…you have a talk show right?...get paid well?" kurotsuno asked.
"No can do kurotsuno! I maybe your friend but i'm not your piggy bank. You got yourself in this mess. You get yourself out of it." met said.
"Speaking of that talk show…isn't minako a heavily requested guest?" hanten asked.
"Yeah…but she refuses to come on…saying it would be hazardous to her health." met said.
"Lame…but can't blame her…considering your last two shows…you bludgeoned your guest. And possessed the next one. And stabbed her boyfriend while in her body." hanten said.
"Oh come on! Unlike those two. She can defend herself. She knows my nature!" met said.
"I….hate all of you." kurotsuno said.