In his room, Danny was getting ready for his day out in Imp City with Loona. He had mixed feelings about hanging out with Loona. One was how dangerous the city could be, and the other was what Loona had planned for this little adventure that might get him killed. Danny thought to himself as he put on his shirt.
Loona will probably get me to do something embarrassing or crazy, maybe even both.
After getting dressed, he headed out but got stopped by his sister Jazz who was going to the kitchen.
"So where are you going?" said Jazz
"Oh, I'm going to hang out with my coworker," said Danny.
"Um, how old is this coworker?"
"She's 17." Then Danny thought, maybe she'll buy that lie?
"Really?"
"Yeah, look, Jazz's gotta go. I'll talk to you later about it. Bye."
Danny left the house without Jazz getting a word in. Her mind was trying to think about a seventeen-year-old hanging out with a fourteen-year-old. She only thought about one thing.
What is Danny's job?
Danny arrived at the I.M.P. office with Loona in the break room waiting for him. He changed into his demon form. He entered the room and saw Loona wearing a dark blue and black vest. She was typing on the phone on a chair and looked up to see Danny.
"Fucking finally, I thought you had bailed on me," said Loona.
"I wouldn't do that," said Danny.
"Good, because I would have been pissed." She got up from her chair. "Now let's go."
The two left the break room and headed to the elevator. Then Blitzo called out from his office.
"Danny, can I see you for a moment."
"See what Blitz wants? I'll be waiting in the van," said Loona.
Oh boy, what is this going to be about? Danny thought
He walked into Blitzo's office as Blitzo was looking at a magazine for a Pony figurine. He heard the door close and put down the magazine. He had a relaxed smile that made Danny uncomfortable for a moment.
"So Danny, you're going to hang out with my baby girl," said Blitzo.
"Um, yeah," said Danny.
"Look, I know you're a good kid, but I'm giving this fair warning. " Blitzo disappeared, replaced with an angry face. "If you try to put your dick in Loona, I'm going to blow your fucking brains out."
Danny gulped and nodded. "It won't happen, I promise."
Blitzo's smile reappeared. "Good, see you later."
Danny got out of Blitzo's office and sighed heavily. What did I get myself into?
After that moment, Danny hopped into the van with Loona at the wheel.
"What did Blitz say?" said Loona
"He would kill me if I tried to have sex with you," said Danny.
"He doesn't have to worry about that because you fucking me will never happen."
Danny rolled his eyes. As if that would ever happen, he asked, "Where are we going?"
Loona smiled and said, "Somewhere fun."
Loona slammed the gas pedal, and the van peeled out of the parking lot.
As Loona drove into the city, Danny looked out the window to see the wildness of the city. With some sinners shooting at each other, a demon breaking into a car, and an I.M.P. prostitute giving head to a sinner cat in the back of an alleyway.
Danny looked away. What's left of my innocence is finally going away.
Loona then saw the light turning red, but she ignored it and drove through passing cars with the other drivers yelling and flipping her off.
Danny asked, "Are you going to tell me where we're going?"
"Nope," said Loona.
"Why not?"
"Because I wanted to."
"Again, you could be nice once in a while."
"No, I can't; I learned that you have to be strong, and if you were weak for one second, all these assholes in hell will eat you alive." Loona gripped the steering wheel.
"Oh."
The rest of the drive was quiet.
Danny and Loona arrived at the skatepark next to the beach, which seemed to have a wild party with all types of sinners and demons getting turned up. Danny has never been to a party, so this would be a new experience.
"What do you think, Danny?" said Loona
"This is crazy," said Danny.
"I know I like it."
Loona walked over to the party, with Danny following her. He saw a skater demon trying to do a trick in midair but ate shit, breaking most of his teeth. Danny winced, and he bumped into an imp.
"Watch it, bitch," said the imp.
"Sorry," said Danny.
Danny then saw some demons getting high off various drugs on a dirty couch.
Alright, I have to keep calm and don't get into anything, Danny thought
Then Loona shoved a cup filled with alcohol into Danny's face.
"You need a drink," said Loona.
"Nah, I'm good. I don't want my parents freaking out if they smell alcohol on me," said Danny.
"Don't be such a pussy and just drink."
"No, I'm not drinking."
"Pfft fine then." Loona drank the cup.
As the party raged on, Danny actually began to enjoy the music and craziness of the party. Then suddenly, a tail wrapped around his waist, and he got pulled into a beautiful demon with a skimpy schoolgirl outfit and dark red skin.
"Well, hello, cutie," said the demon.
Danny nervously grinned, "Um, hi."
"Got a name?"
"Danny, yours?"
"Minx, my boyfriend is a dick, I need something to take my mind off so do you want to fuck?"
Before Danny could answer the question that said boyfriend, a tall and buff demon saw what was happening.
"Minx, what the fuck is this," said the boyfriend.
"Sorry, Butch, we're over, and I'm finding a new man," said Minx.
"Over my fucking dead body." Then he grabbed Danny by the collar and made him look dead in his eyes. "So you think you can take my girl?"
"No. Can you let go of me?"
"I'm afraid I can't do that. I've got to show everyone that no one will take my girl."
Danny groans before punching Butch square in the jaw. Let me go and fall onto an elephant-looking sinner, and he pushed into another demon, who punched him.
Someone screamed, "Fight."
Then fists and kicks flew everywhere as a massive fight started, Danny avoiding getting punched or worse in the massive fight. Then he heard Loona call him out.
"Danny, let's get the fuck out of here," said Loona.
Then he heard Minx yell out, "Call me."
Danny moved through the crowd to find Loona throwing a guy into a trash can. She looked at him.
"C'mon, let's get to the van."
Danny felt a punch to his back and turned to see Butch with a bloody nose and a black eye. Danny, not wasting time, blasted Butch with a black shadow that seemed electric into the ocean. Danny and Loona quickly hopped into the van and drove off. After driving a couple of miles, Loona parked the van at a shitty convenience store and started to laugh.
"What's so funny?" said Danny.
"I didn't think you do well in a fight; I'm impressed," said Loona.
"Is that so?"
"Yeah, for a goody-shoes dork, you are actually fun to hang out with."
Danny smiled a little.
"But that's not going to stop me from giving you a hard time; I'll give you this." She grabbed Danny's hand, pulled out a pen, and wrote a phone number on it.
"Is this your phone number?"
"Yep, probably the only girl number you get, but whatever."
"Thanks, I guess." He then thought, I think I might have softened her up
