Danny was peacefully asleep on a Saturday morning with no homework or jo. He thought he was just going to have a typical day. But he thought wrong. He heard the phone start to ring on his nightstand, and he grabbed it from his bed and answered it.

"Hello," said Danny

It was Blitzo at the other end of the call. "Hey kid, get ass over here. I need your help."

"C'mon, Blitz, it's my day off."

"Look, I need you here at the office. Alright, I'll give you extra pay."

Danny groaned, "Fine, I'll be there."

"Fucking a." Blitz hung the phone

Danny got up, put on his clothes, and headed out the door without getting breakfast. Danny headed to his usual spot to go to hell, but then he ran into his school bully, Dash, who was in his running clothes covered in sweat.

"Where are you going, fentard," said Dash

"Dash, I don't have time for this," said Danny

"Then I'll make time to beat the shit out of you to finish my workout."

"Ah, screw it."

Danny kneed Dash in the dick, making Dash fall to the ground clutching his crotch. Danny walked around him and went into the back of the alley with a portal ready for him, and he jumped in and landed in the break room. He changed into his demon form and walked out. Danny approached Loona at the reception desk, reading a trashy magazine.

"So where Blitz?" said Danny

"Down at the parking lot with two chucklehead," said Loona

"Got it."

Danny headed down the parking lot, already seeing the IMP van ready to go, with Blitzo impatiently waiting in the driving seat. He saw Danny, and he yelled.

"Get in the fuck already."

Danny quickly got in the backseat and saw that in the cramped seats were the royal Stolas and his daughter Octavia. Danny had no idea what was happening; he just had to go with the flow. He sat with Octavia as Blitzo started the van and drove onto the road. Danny asked Moxxie.

"So what's going on?"

"We're going bodyguard Stolas and his daughter Octavia while they visited Loo Loo Land," said Moxxie

Loo Loo Land? Danny thought

They arrived at Loo Loo Land, and Danny couldn't believe there was a theme park in hell. It looked rundown; if someone sneezed, the whole thing could be torn down. As everyone got out of the van, Blitzo gave Stolas the rundown.

"Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?"

Octavia wanted to gag and tried to talk to her dad. "Hey... Dad... Do we have to?"

Blitzo interrupted her, saying, "Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. [turns to Stolas] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to…"

"You are so cute when you are serious." said Stolas

"I'm literally gonna be sick," said Octavia

"Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?" Moxxie started to rummage through a fanny pack, but Danny stopped him.

"She was being sarcastic."

"Oh."

"Thank you," said Octavia

Millie got excited. "Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot."

A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenage imp underneath.

"It seem peachy," said Danny

"I know right your going love it Danny," said Millie

"...Sure."

Then a mascot popped behind Moxxie and Danny, scaring them.

"Weclome Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us." said the mascot

Stolas gasped. "Look! Via! It's Loo Loo."

"I have a question," said Octavia

"Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!" said Loo Loo

Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?"

"No."

"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame."

Sam definitely like her, Danny thought.

It was decided that Bltizo and Danny would take the first watch of Stolas and Octavia as Millie and Loona tried to have a good time. On the first watch, Danny could tell that Octavia was not having a good time. While Blitzo rescued Stolas from a bunch of assassin imps. Danny asked Octavia.

"So going to Loo Loo Land wasn't on your to-do list?"

"No shit."

"And why is he doing this?"

"He's trying to make me happy as he and mom are arguing about him fucking your boss."

"Oh…that sucks."

"It does."

"I'm sure dad means well if he's trying to make you happy at least."

"Maybe."

After Blitzo saved Stolas from other imps, the four entered the big top and found a couple of seats. Out came Robo Fizz and his robotic band, singing a song that would belong in a typical theme park. Danny spotted an imp with a silent pistol stuffed into his pants, and he blasted him with a black ray without anyone in the crowd noticing. Then, just as Stolas was the only one enjoying the music, an imp under the bleachers tried to stab Prince Blitzo and shoot him, causing the crowd to panic.

"Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy," said Stolas in a flirty tone

Octavia stood up angrily. "Ugh! I can't do this anymore." She started to head out of the big top

"Wait. Uh... Octavia." Stolas stood up and went after her daughter

I better follow them. Danny thought

Danny followed the prince as he went after her daughter. Then he noticed an imp assassin with a shotgun. He grabbed and chucked into the imp's head, knocking him out. Then another imp came out, only to get shot in the mouth by Millie with a pistol, with Moxxie standing beside her.

"Thank you three about where my knight and shining armor Blitzy," said Stolas

"Being a fool," said Moxxie

"What kind of fool?"

"The "everything is now on fire" kind."

Danny looked back and heard things exploding and fire in the background. Then he heard crying and saw Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed cars, crying.

Stolas heard as well and was all concerned. "What happen?"

"I think she's physically fine; however, I think all she needs right now is you, sir." said Danny

"You're right, young man."

Stolas went to his daughter and talked things over, leaving Danny, Millie, and Moxxie to look after them for any more danger.

"You think he'll fix things with his daughter?" said Millie

"No idea hopefully both of their sake," said Moxxie

Millie's thought then occurred to her. "So Moxxie... about having children?"

"I-I don't think it's the right time to talk about this; besides, I'm not so great with the children."

Then an idea popped into her head, and she turned to Danny, who looked back with a questionable look.

"How about Danny being a work child?"

"What?" said both Millie and Moxxie

"Yeah, we can work being parents with Danny's help."

Before Danny can say anything about Millie's idea, they get interrupted by Blitzo's fight with the robot Fizz. The three joined the fight as the theme park began to tear down with Millie shooting, and the robot dodged the shoots. Danny blasted the robot with dark energy and landed next to a large barrel of oil. Without thinking, Blitzo shot the barrel, killing the robot and sending all four of them blasted into the air. Luckily, they landed next to the unharmed Stolas and Octavia.

"Way to ruin another good thing, sir! " said Moxxie

"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'," said Blitzo

The next time I'm turning my phone off, Danny thought as he fell unconscious with the rest of his coworkers as the job ended.