[ this entire chapter will be a flashback of Deadpool how he got to the one piece world.]
" Weasel where a fuck are we" says Deadpool.
" I'm not really sure. This world is an ocean with a few Islands here and there. I think we should keep a record of everything" says Weasel.
" You know what you're right. Let's find the nearest shop on this island. And then we can take documentation of our entire Journey here. Don't worry Weasel we won't be here long" says Deadpool.
Deadpool and Weasel find their way to a shop and he says " you know Weasel something occurred to me we don't have any money from this world. HEY YOU COME HERE. What is the currency used in your world?"
" Um what the fuck do you mean. What world do you hail from if you don't come from here " says The Random man as he laughs.
" That is of no importance. Weasel knock this motherfucker and I'll take his wallet" says Deadpool.
They both walk into the store Deadpool buys a journal. And weasel grabs a few supplies that they could use. They then find a local inn to stay until they get situated.
( Entry 1 Day 1)
Me and Weasel have found ourselves in a strange new land. We knock some dumb motherfuker out and stole his money. We're going to need to find a source of income if we are to continue to live in this world. I am not sure what we are going to do, however it seems this world is full of pirates. Maybe me and Weasel can find a few poor saps to form a Pirate crew with us. Until then this inn will provide a nice roof over our head.
( Entry 2 Day 2)
Me and Weasel were laughed at when trying to form a pirate crew with only the two of us. Also we have learned that there is something in this world called a devil fruit. It does not seem that you are very respected if you don't have one. I must have further research to figure out more about these devil fruits. We are definitely in the one piece world Maybe me and weasel can get one and we can unlock its potential. However my immortality still seems to be intact. They threw Weasel and I into a pig pen.Weasel was fine but I hit my head and I died. Weasel brought me back to the room.
(Entry 14 Day 14)
I have found out that devil fruits give you strange powers. Each power seems to be different, some have the ability of an element others just Anonymous powers. And lastly they can give you the ability or transform. If there is such a thing as the weasel fruit I am going to get that for Weasel. I am not quite sure what devil fruit I would like to eat. However Rumor Has It that the fruit tastes like shit. Again further research must be done. I am not sure which I want to eat. I guess I'll eat the first one I find. I am in that manga about Pirates. If I say its name the evil mouse over lord could get sued. Then he will yell at me.
(Entry 91 Day 91)
I have officially found a devil fruit. I'm not quite sure what the power is. I am going to eat it and then find out if it actually tastes like shit and also what power I get. I am still trying to find a way out of this world however my efforts I've been in vain. It seems me and weasel are stuck here until further notice. I didn't think we would be here this long. However When in Rome eat a devil fruit. Have decided to set sail on our own. We will build a crew as time progresses. Tomorrow's entry I will say which devil fruit I have eaten for now I will go to bed.
(Entry 92 Day 92)
So I have found out that my devil fruit has given me the ability to clone myself. We went from 2 to 3. We managed to steal a small ship. It may not be much but it's our first ship. We have decided to call it the Drunken Narwhals Revenge. We officially set sail. The crew consists of me, Weasel and My first clone, which I named Wolverine. I will call him Wolvy.
(Entry 182 Day 182)
Our crew has grown quite a lot. We are now 12 new Deadpool clones strong and Weasel and I. We are running out of room on our ship. We are going to need to get a new ship soon. To keep the theme I shall name it something Narwhals Revenge. I have officially come up with a name for my pirate crew. We are going to be called the Deadpooleo Pirates. And good news is I have a wanted poster that is worth 9,999.
(Entry 1095 Day 1095)
I have begun to realize that Weasel is Aging. But because of my immortality I have not aged a day. We are going to have to find a way a secret to keep him from aging if we're going to be here awhile. On a different note I discovered that there might be a way. There is talk of a devil fruit that can grant immortality. Until then I may have to carbon freeze Weasel. Secretly I have been looking for a devil fruit that will fit Weasel. I was thinking of the Itachi Itachi No Mi.
(Entry 5475 Day 5475)
I had to carbon freeze Weasel said he would not age currently what I am 75 clones strong we now have three ships The drunken narwhal's Revenge, The Sad Fat narwhal's Revenge and The semi Retarded Narwhal's Revenge. Wolvy has begun to show signs of COPD. His voice is beginning to get raspy. I have decided to make him my first division Commander. He recently found a devil fruit called the utensil utensil No Mi. Which allows him to turn any part of his body into a utensil which is good because he's the crew's chef. The newest of the Clones I decided to name Kenny. No luck finding disfrute to bestow immortality. However, today I found the Itachi Itachi No Mi Ferret model. I plan to give it to Weasel in a few years when I wake him up.
(Entry 18250 day 18250)
It has been roughly 50 years since I have been in this world. I am now 150 clones strong. I have a lead on the Opp Opp No Mi. And its current user if all goes well Weasel could have immortality soon.
(Entry 25550 Day 25550
I have finally tracked down the current user of the opp opp No Mi. He refused to help me, so I killed him. I gave the new fruit to a Deadpool clone named Bob. However Bob is now dead. He gave Weasel immortality and then I shot him for plot reasons. Weasel is now immortal. But he is still mad about his devil fruit ability.
(Entry 32872 Day 32872)
I can tell that times are changing. It's a little too early to say but it seems a war is brewing. Could this be the events that transpired that they called the void century. I have made my way all the way to the end. I have sailed the entirety of the world looking for a way to go home. I do not know how I got to this world and how I'm supposed to get back. I can imagine sailing will get quite boring after a while. I'm going to have to find new ways to entertain myself. It's been 90 years too long.
(Entry 73,000 day 73,000)
I've officially given up all hope of going home. After that stupid War that was about 110 years ago this new world government has been up everybody's ass. I have decided two for my own country. That way I will not lose interest in this world. I met this girl and we had a son. His name is Tim You'll be the first of many in his line. However, because I realized the last name means everything in this world. And it is some motherfukers running around with this will of D shit that my son needs a strong name. So he will be called Timothy Vinsmoke. I have conquered the entirety of the north blue and made it my kingdom.
(Entry 73,035 Day73,035)
My time as a ruler did not last. I have been mutinied upon by the kings of the North Blue. And now I fear that my son is going to betray me as well. Turns out my son is an asshole. It's not my fault his mother contracted my problem. Damn it super cancer you're such a bitch.
(Entry 73,040 Day 73,040)
All the Deadpool clones and I have been kicked out of the Kingdom. Weasel was not kicked out but he decided to join us for the hell of it. My son has officially renamed the army to the Germa army. What kind of a dumb name is that it's just German without the n.
(Entry 182500 Day 182500)
I have begun to realize the more clothes that create the stupider they get. I am officially at 380 Deadpool clones. My bounty is officially 777777777 I guess seven really is a lucky number. I I have also begun to realize that devil fruits are stupid sometimes. Some of the powers that devil fruits bestow upon the user are completely situational. I was right into this motherfuker that had the ability to turn into a jacket. I do not see The Logical purpose and how that would actually function. I don't know at this point these journal entries are just becoming rambling.
(Entry 182700 Day 182700)
I am officially at 400 Deadpool clones. I have decided I will stop at unless you begin to get too stupid. I have found a couple of very useful devil fruits for the crew. Is immortality really worth it at this point? I have lived for about 700 years in this world. I just feel bad that I dragged Weasel into this journey. Was I wrong to try to make him Immortal should have just left him to die. But then again what kind of friend would I be if I just let him die of old age well I don't age at all. I don't know today I have more questions than answers. If this is why I've come so far to figure out the secrets of this one piece world. Maybe it resides in the poneglyphs. The secrets left behind by the great Joy Boys. Maybe if I find them I will better understand the purpose of being in this world in my place in it. Weasel should my skills fail me or my immortality lead me astray please do not seek revenge or retribution in my memory. But fight to continue the search for truth behind the poneglyphs. My story is one of many thousands and the world will not suffer if it ends too soon. Hehe, I just quoted Assassin's Creed LOL. And for those who don't know, LOL means to laugh out loud.
(Entry 182900 Day 182900)
I have been here 900 years. I am 498 Deadpool clones strong. The very last of the Deadpool clones turned out to be very stupid. I fear if I make any more they will be as useless as that pink haired bitch from the anime/manga Naruto. I have named the last of the Clones Spidey. For some dumbass reason he thinks I'm his father. Even though technically I guess I would be, it still kind of pisses me off that he calls me papa. I definitely will not be making any more-
" Captain, a cannon ball came out of the sky and it hit Kenny" says Shrek.
" What the fuck shrek I'm trying to write" says Deadpool.
" A cannonball hit Kenny and he's not getting up," says Shrek.
" Fuck!!! I am on my way up" says Deadpool.
Deadpool leaves the Captain's Quarters of the drunken narwhals Revenge. Kenny is just laying there his entire head is blown to pieces. Spidey is standing over top of him. " Papa Kenny spelled ketchup all over his face after he was hit in the head with a cannonball. Now he went to sleep and I can't get them to wake up" says Spidey.
" Wade, it came from that direction. Probably from that marine Vessel over there" says Weasel.
" damn it I'll be right back. I'm going to go fuck these asshole Marines up. Dumb as hell Marines (POOF)" says Deadpool as he poofs away in a cloud of red smoke.
Deadpool appears on a ship. He begins to notice that it is not a marine ship but a pirate ship. There is a girl with sky blue hair. There is a one-eyed man , a cute blonde girl, and a cute purple haired girl. Among them is also some bald motherfuker, a dude with a lot of hair, a guy that looks like the purple haired girl but his hair is stark white and a panda. "YOU… you motherfukers killed Kenny. Great because of that are numbers that go down and I were down from 498 to 497 which means god. Great power is going to Spidey's head. Okay time for a little boss battle motherfukers" says Deadpool.