As expected, the date for the cultural festival was just around the corner.
So, at the moment the class representative is giving out the assignments for the project that our class will be doing.
By vote and because it is relatively easy, the class chose to make a food booth, simple and easy to manage. I'm sure some other class will opt for this as well.
That reminded me of Yumiko's class doing a maid-themed cafeteria, she complained to me about this, we chatted all night.
The men in her section proposed the idea, seeing beautiful girls wearing maid costumes is very tempting. And by a very close vote, the cafeteria idea won.
Although if we think about it economically, it is an idea that is bound to succeed.
It will be interesting to see Yumiko and Ebina wearing such a costume.
But leaving that topic aside, as I looked at the board, I noticed how my last name is in the section of setting up the stand and carrying some things.
An easy job, although if I had also been put in charge of selling the food, I would have had no complaints.
Don't get me wrong, it's not that I agree, but because of the very personality of my class representative, it would be a hassle to contradict her, and unless it's something I really object to, I won't bother to argue with her.
Besides that, you must have a lot of courage to start an argument with her, her attitude and character are frightening.
It would be a mistake to think that this girl is just scary, it is quite the opposite, not only her attitude and personality are a nuisance, but she has the physique to intimidate any guy who wants to complain about something.
As I know, this is simple, during gym class I noticed how she completed all the exercises with ease, as if she was used to it. She even got better marks than several men in my class.
For my part, I just relaxed, but when she said that no man could beat her, I had to push myself a little. Enough to more than double all of her marks. Of course, this put me in the crosshairs of all my classmates for a while, but by ignoring their stares, I calmed their interest.
''If you're going to brag about something, make sure you're the best at doing it.'' Those words are ingrained in my mind, plus they aroused my competitiveness when someone brags about something.
Once the representative finished talking about the cultural festival, we could leave.
I grabbed my briefcase and left the classroom towards the service club.
Time flew by, it's already a month since Hiratsuka-sensei forced me to join.
A lot of things have happened since I joined, but I don't have many complaints either.
Once I was in front of that door that I never thought I would witness, I slid the door and entered.
And as usual, Yukinoshita is quietly reading.
''I thought punctuality was one of your characteristics that you self-proclaimed.''
She said disinterestedly as she continued reading.
''Meeting the preparations for the cultural festival, sorry for trying to integrate myself into society.'' I said with a mocking tone as I took a seat.
''Who are you looking to fool Tsurumi-kun? At least you must have been assigned to move a few things, am I wrong?''
I pulled out my novel and ignored it.
''Your silence proves me right.'' She said proudly. Seriously, this girl is a pain in the ass.
It's not that I can't beat her in arguments, but as a gentleman I make sure to be cordial with her. That's right, it wouldn't make sense to think that for some reason she's always verbally one-upping me.
''It's not good to take silence as a statement.''
"Am I wrong?
I'd better get on with my reading.
With a smile of victory, she went back to her reading.
Thus, minutes passed until I could hear the sound of the door.
''Come in.''
After receiving permission, our potential client entered.
Although because of the closeness of the festival and knowing that most of the students are busy, this was to be expected.
''Good afternoon, Yukinoshita-san, Tsurumi-kun.'' Shiromeguri-senpai said in a cordial and cheerful manner.
''Good afternoon, Shiromeguri-senpai.'' I was the first to respond. ''How can we help you?''
After saying this, I heard Yukinoshita clear her throat.
''You seem to be very helpful today, that's strange, is it going to rain?''
''Isn't it the function of the club to give help and so on?'' I replied.
Perhaps most of this is because of the trouble I caused her regarding the destruction of the warehouse door. Only a small part of it is because I consider Senpai someone to look up to.
''As always, I see that you two get along very well.'' Senpai is in a good mood.
''So, what can we help you with, Shiromeguri-senpai.'' Yukinoshita returned to her club president mode.
Senpai proceeded to take a seat in front of us.
That reminds me, we must improve our quality of care.
''You see, the student council members are very busy at the moment, and those assigned as second-year representatives are the same way. So I was wondering if you could help us supervise some clubs to verify that their projects are adequate since doing it during the cultural festival itself would be complicated.''
I see this was the normal thing, sections are supervised by class representatives, while clubs by their president, so if the latter did something strange, it's likely that their members would follow him without hesitation.
''We can do that, can't we, Yukinoshita?''
''I'll agree with you this time. We accept your request, Shiromeguri-senpai.''
There was no need to think too much about accepting her request.
''I appreciate it, I'm actually very busy with my section, so it's impossible for me to check those clubs.''
''Don't worry, we'll take care of it.'' As always, Yukinoshita showed professionalism.
''By the way, Senpai, what will your section do?'' I was curious about this.
''We will be doing a play, so I hope you will come to see us.'' She said excitedly.
''I'll be there without failing.'' I replied without hesitation.
''When don't have responsibilities, it's easy, right, Tsurumi-kun?'' Yukinoshita attacked at the first opportunity.
Although this time I have an answer.
''Is that so? Isn't that also not your case, Yukinoshita?''
Knowing how they put Yukinoshita on a shrine and seeing that she came as usual to the club, it's likely that she wasn't part of the preparations or was only given a simple role.
''My case is different, but I doubt that with such a primitive mind you can understand it.''
I just gave her a teasing smile in response, in the end I was right.
I noticed how Shiromeguri-senpai looked at us with amusement. We'd better focus on our work.
''So, senpai, what will be the clubs to supervise?''
She took out some papers from her jacket pocket.
''There are only 4 clubs left to supervise, here are their names as well as the minimum requirements and what they must not violate.''
Senpai handed us papers containing this information.
Literature and cooking clubs were the ones I was supposed to supervise.
I don't think it will cause me much trouble, so it should be easy, I hope so.
''Once we're done, we'll go to the student council room to hand them in.''
I nodded at Yukinoshita's words.
''They're really helpful, so I'll leave them with you.''
After saying this, Shiromeguri-senpai said goodbye and proceeded to return to her section.
I wonder if she has a boyfriend. Of course, I highly doubt I have any chance at all, but it's worth dreaming about.
''Tsurumi-kun, if you're done making strange faces, can we get started at once?''
Yukinoshita as always looks for any opening to denigrate me, though this time I agree with him.
''Alright.'' I just sighed at this, I wanted to stay idle like every day.
Once we both agreed, we left the club heading to the clubs that were assigned to us.
Since I already went to the cooking club once, I guess, I could start with this one.
After a few minutes I arrived at the door of my assigned club.
Maybe I should feel nervous or a bit excited, but doing this is not complicated at all. Maybe it's because of the way I am, or I just don't have enough interest in this. Or maybe it's because my mind is elsewhere, I blame this on a certain blue-haired girl.
Standing around doing nothing won't make this end any faster, so I knock on the door.
''Come in.''
Being admitted, I entered the cooking club.
This place is still just as I remember it, of course, it's not as it's been a long time since I was last here.
The girl who approached me must be the president of this club, she is also the senpai from that time. The other members are using one of the home economics tables while chopping some ingredients and reading a cooking manual.
In the center I can see a blackboard with various names of dishes.
''You're the one from that time, isn't Shiromeguri-san with you?''
Senpai looked to the side hoping to see Shiromeguri-senpai. Although I'm glad, she remembered me, but it must be because that time I was accompanied by Shiromeguri-senpai.
''She's busy, so I'm appointed the task of checking the club projects.'' I said as I took out the list of the things I had to check.
In the papers she gave me, there are the directions for the clubs to follow.
''I see, but you wouldn't have to worry, the cooking club as usual will be dedicated to selling food.''
I guess that answer was something to expect.
I took out a pen that I brought and started filling in the form.
''So, Senpai, what dishes will you be preparing?
''We were just thinking about it, we haven't decided yet, so could you give us a hand? A third party's opinion would be very helpful.''
Quickly the other members joined us.
This club is made up of only girls, I guess if a man joined, I could say it's a harem club.
Senpai was the first to grab chalk as she wrote her idea on the blackboard.
''We were thinking of preparing traditional dishes, something that people are already used to, but our hesitation comes in which dishes we could sell, since making various kinds would leave us in the red.''
I understand that even my section opted for a single type of food since each dish has specific ingredients, so the best thing to do is to decide on just one and sell it in quantity.
''I proposed that we sell Takoyakis.'' One of the members was the first to give her opinion.
''I proposed that we sold Ramen, it is easy to make, and people will like it.'' Another one joined the conversation.
Other members also joined the conversation, giving their ideas.
Quickly the place became bustling. I could hear various typical Japanese dishes amidst all the hustle and bustle.
Now I understand Senpai having several ideas, adding that the other members are clinging to these, reaching an agreement is a distant idea.
But the answer is obvious, choose a dish that is not one of those already proposed.
While they were all arguing, I moved over and grabbed a pot and a spoon.
I started banging on the pot, getting everyone's attention.
When I noticed that they all focused on me, it was time to say my idea.
On a normal occasion this would bring me no problem, but currently my task is to make this club achieve its project for the cultural festival without a problem. It really is a hassle.
''Your ideas are great, in fact, they are good dishes, that's what I would say if they were just any section, but they are the cooking club, and for their ideas to be just that, they leave a lot to be desired.'' I said with a contemptuous and mocking tone.
If they are from the cooking club, one would expect their ideas to be more innovative, traditional dishes are mostly chosen by sections looking to generate an income, but instead, the cooking club should show something better.
Just as I expected, my words caused several girls to look at me with annoyance.
''If you know so much, then what dish do you recommend?'' Said one of the girls who must be my age.
''Kabobs.'' I replied with a normal tone.
They all looked at me with a face of disbelief, as if they were thinking if the guy in front of them was an idiot.
I don't blame them; I would think the same thing too if someone told me that.
Traditional Japanese food is already at a point where perfecting it is almost impossible, but common food has infinite potential as to how we can improve it.
Senpai cleared her throat to get our attention.
''I think that if you don't have an idea on the subject, you shouldn't have an opinion, Kohai-kun.''
The others nodded in support of their chairwoman.
But this is fine, from the start I was looking for this situation.
If you want to succeed in smashing a gang, you just have to defeat their leader.
''Excuse my insolence, Senpai, but if the cooking club can only offer traditional dishes, I must tell you guys that it is a disappointment. With that level, surely someone like me can do better than the whole cooking club.'' I put on a teasing smile as I finished saying this.
Provoking others comes so naturally to me for some reason.
''Those are very bold words, Kohai-kun.'' She put a smile on her face. ''Then you won't have any problem having a competition, will you?''
I would never agree to something in which I'm sure I can't win.
''I have no problem with it.''
''If you win, we won't have a problem following your idea, but if you lose, well, I'll think of something.''
''Then it was decided, but we still need to choose an impartial judge.''
We could ask the other members to be the judges, but since one of the participants is the club president, there could be favoritism.
''We could ask one of the teachers.'' It was the suggestion of one of the girls.
''I think I have the right candidate.'' I smiled as I thought of the best candidate.
''As a judge, it is my job to grade your dishes in an unbiased manner, so I expect a fair competition without cheating.'' Hiratsuka-sensei said with an encouraging tone.
Together with Senpai we went to look for Hiratsuka-sensei in her office. Fortunately, she was lounging at her desk, so she didn't hesitate to agree to be the judge for our competition.
''I expect an exquisite dish from the president of the cooking club, and from you, Tsurumi, at least make something edible.''
Oe, oe, Sensei's words are so encouraging that they make me want to put a lot of spices in my dish. But that's for another time.
''Then, begin!''
We both started to take out the ingredients we would use.
Since I was a kid, I was always interested in cooking, more because my parents didn't stop at home, so if I didn't want to eat reheated food, I had to learn how to cook. My mother taught me a few things, and thanks to technology, I was able to watch tutorials to improve, of course there is also practice.
So, I can say that cooking is one of my fortes, so this competition is no big deal. More because I know what dish my rival will prepare. On the other hand, if I were to face Yukinoshita, I wouldn't know how our confrontation would end.
But those thoughts aside, it's time to cook.
(I would put how the ingredients are prepared and the cooking process, but it would feel too tedious to read).
We both finished cooking, so it was time to deliver our dishes.
Senpai handed Sensei a sushi dish. The most striking thing was the ingredients used as fillings, a variation to make each one taste different from the other.
''This looks good.''
Sensei began to eat them.
She quickly devoured the contents of the plate. Apparently, she had not had lunch.
I must say that it was somewhat interesting that Senpai opted for this since sushi is one of those dishes that is hard to perfect.
But I won't lose anyway.
''It was very delicious, I could even say that you already won, but Tsurumi's dish is still missing, although you put up a difficult barrier to overcome.''
If those words of Sensei's are a way of showing support to me, I think she should change the definition of words of encouragement.
Senpai put on a smile of victory, don't you think it's too presumptuous?
''Hiratsuka-sensei, I hope it is to your liking.''
I put my dish in front of her.
Something simple likes meat skewers with vegetables.
''Itadakimasu.''
Sensei put one of the 3 skewers I prepared to her mouth.
I could tell how her eyes widened in surprise.
It's bad to judge a book by its cover, a dish as simple as skewers has too many possibilities.
How to sauté the meat, cooking time, how to season the meat, these are some of the methods I used. Because I could be thinking of all the possible ways, there are to cook, and I wouldn't finish.
When she finished the first skewer, Hiratsuka-sensei picked up the next one and made a surprised face.
I didn't prepare the 3 skewers the same way, although it wasn't necessary, I just did it to show off a little.
''I wish I had a beer with me, this would go too well as an accompaniment.''
She didn't stop eating as she said this with a nostalgic tone.
''Maybe for another time.'' I said with a tone of disinterest.
Once Sensei finished eating, it was time to pick the winner.
''After thinking about it and having tasted both dishes, the winner this time is Tsurumi!'' Sensei exclaimed.
I could notice the surprised face on Senpai's part, good thing I prepared an extra one.
''Sensei, that doesn't suit me...'' When she was about to complain about the decision, I decided to interrupt her.
''Try it.''
I handed her a plate with the fourth skewer I made.
She took the skewer, but her expression changed as she took a bite.
She quickly finished it.
''How did you make a simple skewer taste so good?''
Hearing their chairwoman's answer, the other members surrounded me.
I only just realized my mistake, as I looked towards Hiratsuka-sensei, she had a smirk on her face.
This is going to be annoying.
''You helped the cooking club; shouldn't you have a smile on your face?'' Sensei said with a cheerful tone.
''Having to teach the girls how to prepare the skewers, in addition to guiding them through the whole process was a pain''. I said as I let out a sigh.
''I didn't know you were so skilled at cooking.'' Sensei was in a good mood, and this only annoyed me because of how she laughed when I was overwhelmed by all the girls in the cooking club.
''I'm good at a lot of things. Plus, in the future I wouldn't want to be an adult that the only thing I can prepare is instant ramen.'' I said with some mockery.
Sensei put a hand on her chest, as if she had received a shock.
''Well, it's just that not all adults have time to learn, als...'' As Sensei tried to excuse herself, I decided to interrupt her.
''I don't think there's any excuse for being such a pathetic adult who can't prepare anything other than instant ramen. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if those kinds of adults were single.''
Sensei fell to her knees.
''I guess that's not your case, is it, Hiratsuka-Sensei?'' I asked with an innocent tone.
I crouched down close to her to get a better look at her expression.
''I-I just have to f-find a husband who knows how to cook.'' I felt a little pity for her words.
I really don't know how single a beauty as Sensei can still be. Men her age are complete jerks.
''Although by statistics men are looking to form a relationship with a woman who can cook.'' I guess I'm still too vindictive.
Sensei's expression returned to a demoralized one.
''Do you think like that too?'' Sensei said in a dejected tone.
''I don't really care since a relationship is based on both parties complementing each other.''
My words energized Sensei.
''What do you think about older women, do you like them?'' Sensei said with a tender tone.
''I love them!'' I answered without hesitation. Besides that, I stared at her while saying this.
Why wait for the fruit to ripen when you can go for a ripe one? Besides, Hiratsuka-sensei meets the requirements of my ideal girl.
Of course, I haven't come of age yet, but when I do, and if Sensei still doesn't manage to find a partner, I guess I wouldn't mind sacrificing myself.
''W-what are you saying...'' Her face became a mess between nervousness and excitement.
''Leaving aside your poor love life, could we continue Sensei? I want to get this over with so I can go home.'' I said with an exhausted tone.
After leaving the cooking club, I asked Sensei to guide me to the literature club since I have no idea where it is located.
Sensei stood up as she returned to her usual expression, joking around like this is fun for her.
During the course of the month where I was in the service club, Hiratsuka-sensei paid us many visits, so you could say that our interaction became more natural, plus we can talk in a more familiar tone, just like how she does with Yukinoshita.
''You don't have to tell me again.'' With our little act finished, we continued on our way. ''By the way, Tsurumi, could you prepare those skewers for me another day, I'd like to take them home so I can pair them with a good beer?'' Sensei was in a good mood.
''Maybe another time, since I'd like to drink with you too, but I'm not of age yet.'' I could notice the sign on one of the halls, so this must be where the literature club is. ''Until then, if you're still single, we could get drunk until dawn.'' My tone of voice was mocking.
With my words already said, I walked forward towards the literature club.
I could notice the surprise on her face at my words, but she quickly returned to her usual smile.
''Don't get so cocky, brat.'' Sensei said with a mocking expression.
We said our goodbyes after our little exchange of words, now I hope the literature club won't give me any trouble.
I knocked on the door of the literature club, hopefully this will be easy.
''Come in.''
Enter the classroom after hearing a reply.
The inside was not surprising, several desks next to shelves full of books. It reminded me of the library.
At least here the distribution is more even, as there are 3 men and 3 women.
One of the guys stood up and approached.
I could tell by his appearance that he was also a Senpai. It was to be expected, you would hardly see a club with a first-year president, except for Yukinoshita.
''I am the president of the literature club; do you have any business with us?''
His tone was not very polite, I would also respond somewhat annoyed if I were interrupted in the middle of reading, I understand you.
''I come on behalf of the student council to supervise your project for the cultural festival, as long as everything is according to the rules, you can go back to your book.''
If you speak to me in a less than respectful manner, don't expect me to respond in a formal manner.
I took out the paper corresponding to the literature club to validate my words.
Regarding the cooking club, it has already been completed. Besides, the idea is within the allowed parameters, so only this club remains.
I could notice how the president's face changed to a more uncomfortable one.
I also noticed how the other students focused on us. I feel like this is going to be a headache as well.
''The literature club prepared two projects besides offering our books to anyone who wants to read them. These projects are two writings by our group.''
Seeing how the tables and seats were arranged, I guess it's something like one project by the men and the other by the women.
''I guess the idea isn't that bad since it goes with the theme of the club, so that'll do.''
Apparently, I was worried for nothing.
As I was about to finish the paperwork, the club president interrupted me.
''Wouldn't you like to give our projects a review?''
I wanted to trust the judgment of the literature club, but from his tone of voice, I can see there's a problem with this.
''I guess that's on my responsibility.'' I said with a bored tone, I already wanted to finish leaving.
I received from the president his writing while, from the group of girls, one came up to me and handed me a booklet.
Good thing I learned to read fast.
The boys' work was interesting, work of fiction about a young man who is reincarnated in another world, but by chance gets the power of a god, after several years he decides to be reincarnated and live a peaceful life, but as if fate is against it, his day-to-day life becomes problematic, from a meteorite falling in his world, to his younger sister being taken to another world.
Although they didn't delve much into his origin, it's interesting. With this project I don't see any problems, so the one with the girls must be the problematic one.
Reading the title, I knew this was not going to go down well.
''The ways of how to ***** the bad guy while subjecting him too *****.''
I always say you can't judge a book by its cover, but on this occasion, I felt I had to.
I opened the booklet to start reading.
I didn't even finish the first page, and I could already read how several men took it out on each other. I wish it had been a violent way, but I doubt very much that my mental stability wants to imagine the situation that the poor guy went through.
I took a quick glance at the other pages, and they were all about how several men were defiled by other men. There was no context involved, it was just action between men.
I closed the booklet and placed it on one of the tables.
''I see, I guess the literature club is a bit peculiar. I'll make sure this can't taint the soul of any unsuspecting boys.'' I said with a calm smile as I headed for the door. Although I'm sure my eyes show no life in them.
It would be best to tell Shiromeguri-senpai to shut down this club. If they are only dedicated to writing such aberrations against humanity, it would be best to give any other club a chance.
''Please wait, we're not all like that!''
The president and the other guys stopped me from leaving.
''You can tell that men can't appreciate the art in our writing.'' One of the girls was the first to speak.
''That's right, their weak minds couldn't appreciate the art, even if it hit them in the face.'' A second girl joined the first.
I'm sure art wasn't what hit the protagonists of that literary aberration.
''Where's the art in men being defiled by other men? You've heard the opinion of the person responsible for approving our project, you'll only get our club shut down if you keep up this stupidity."
''What do you call stupidity? But they wouldn't complain if it was about how a guy puts together a harem, would they?''
And so, both sides began to argue.
This time I have no idea how to deal with the girls. Even Yukinoshita would think the same as I do. Seriously, why the hell are the two clubs I've been assigned so problematic? I'd like to get the hell out of here.
But I don't want to disappoint Shiromeguri-senpai, besides, Yukinoshita would make fun of me for not getting the literature club to come to an agreement.
I understand that Sobu High supports creative freedom, and I'm sure there are better ways to capture their ideas, but a write-up of men sharpening swords at each other is not the best way to go.
Even if it were approved, reading just raw content without any backstory is pointless.
A story consists of a beginning, a development and an end, but if we start with the development only to leave it there, it's devoid of any logic.
While I was thinking about it, I remembered a certain person who might be useful, after all, she asked me to supervise her writings. And since I owed her a lot, I just swallowed my pride and had to read it.
And to my surprise, omitting everything related to me doing things I don't want to think about, the rest was passable, even some parts were interesting. If only she didn't use my name and characteristics for her main character, I would have no problem with constructive criticism of Ebina's writings.
While the literature club was in chaos, I pulled out my cell phone and texted Ebina.
I have Yumiko and the others as contacts, so it made it easier to get in touch with her.
Luckily, for me, Ebina had stayed in the library reading, so she agreed to help me with this.
After a few minutes Ebina arrived, I opened the door for her as all the members were discussing how writing men defiling others could be considered art. Seriously, it would be best to shut this place down.
I explained the situation to Ebina and gave her the booklet to look over.
She made strange faces during the time she was reading it, but I also noticed a certain distaste for it.
A story without a plot or a beginning can't be any good.
''Do you think you can do anything?'' Ebina is my only option, if she can't do something about it, it's best to give up.
''You're lucky, I know a way to fix it, but you can't complain about it, okay?''
I feel like, I'm making a contract with a demon, but if she can make both sides reach an agreement, I can only risk it.
''Alright.''
I smashed my hand against one of the tables, drawing everyone's attention.
Ebina gave me a look as if thanking me for making everyone be quiet.
''Did you girls write this?'' Ebina asked with a friendly tone.
''Yes, we did.''
The girls replied proudly.
''I must say it was interesting, the part where they lock the boy in the warehouse, and he is surrounded by everyone was good. Also, the part where they enter his house in the middle of the night with no chance to put up resistance or HOW THE MOTORCYCLIST BAND HELD HIM BACK FOR SEVERAL DAYS IN...'''
''Ebina!'' I got her attention so she wouldn't get off topic. For in a few more seconds, she would be bleeding from the nose.
''I think I got off topic.'' She coughed a little to resume her words. ''All in all, it was a good read, but that's about it, it doesn't have something to grab you or make you keep reading, it's just scenes of self-pleasure, there's no rhythm or way to make the reader convey the feelings, plus they didn't even give the main characters a name, that takes away a lot of points.''
I think I was right to call Ebina, although a part of me doubts it.
''I thought you'd understand, but apparently you can't appreciate art either.''
One of the girls was the first to debunk Ebina's words.
I could notice several veins on Ebina's forehead, I know that there are things that people take pride in, and art for yaoi is part of Ebina.
''Do you think I don't know art? Let me give you a lesson, Kohai.'' Although those girls were older than Ebina, she called them as if they were her juniors.
Ebina took out a booklet from her bag.
''Once you read this, you will know what I mean.'' Ebina said proudly.
The girls took the booklet and sat down as they began to read.
In the course of their reading, I could feel them looking in my direction.
I am aware of the content of that booklet, but I will not complain. Since I gave it my approval.
Now I regret leaving it to Ebina to keep Yumiko and Kawasaki from arguing.
Thus, the minutes passed until the girls closed the notebook and stood up.
''We're sorry.''
They all bowed as they apologized in unison.
Notice how the boys were surprised by that behavior.
''We didn't know that there was an abysmal difference between us. In fact, our work can't compare to such a tremendous masterpiece.''
''That's the difference when you make sure that every part makes sense, and the characters' relationships show growth.''
Ebina could be proud of her writing, as even other girls had recognized it.
''Sensei, please teach us.''
The other 2 also joined the first one's request.
''If you ask for it that way, I guess I could do it.'' Ebina said with a smile.
''I know the way Ebina writes, so that kind of writing is passable, barely, but she does it.''
Ebina sat at the girls table as they took notes on her words.
With this should be enough, it only remains to wait to see the progress of your project to finish the review of this club.
''By the way, what did they read to act in such a devout way?''
The club president approached the table where Ebina's booklet was and took it.
Before he opened it, and the other members examined with him the material with which the problem of his club was solved, I put my hand on his shoulder.
''Believe me, you don't want to read that, not because of the content, but because of what could happen to you.''
I said with a terrifying tone, even my crimson eyes must have given terrifying air to my threat.
I know the contents of that booklet, even more so because of the way the girls looked at me as they read the booklet, so I can't let other people read it.
Ebina made me promise not to have complaints about it, but I didn't promise anything about other people checking it out.
''Take it as a friend's warning.'' I squeezed my hand on his shoulder.
All their looks were filled with fear. It was to be expected from guys who only read. Picking fights with someone else is the last thing they want.
They all nodded at my words.
That should be enough. Now all that's left to do is wait.
''I didn't expect the literature club to do that kind of writing as well.''
''I didn't either, in fact, I thought this job would be easy to do.''
Once I finished certifying both projects, I was able to call it a day, so I left together with Ebina,
''I didn't know you were helping the student council.''
''It's a small favor they asked me, so I couldn't refuse.'' I never thought that supervising the projects of both clubs would be such an exhausting job.
''I see, by the way, I guess you're coming to our section to be a customer of our maid cafe, right?''
That reminded me that I should go, so I can see Yumiko wearing a maid outfit.
''Of course, I'll go.''
''That reassures me since Yumiko was refusing to participate, but if you come, she'll have to accept it.''
''Although I'm also interested in seeing, you wearing a maid's outfit.'' It was hard for me to imagine Ebina saying something like ''Welcome master.''
''I'll be helping out in the kitchen, so you won't be able to have that taste.'' Ebina said with a mocking tone.
''It would have been an interesting sight.'' It's a pity, because with that I would have had something to make fun of her, since Ebina has a lot of things to make fun of me.
''Is that so? Although now that you mention it, it would be interesting to see you wearing a maid's outfit, a short skirt, plus, since other men ask you for a servic...'''
''I understand, I understand, I'm sorry.'' It's a headache dealing with Ebina. ''Wait, why are you writing that down?''
Ebina took out her booklet and started making notes.
''Whenever I have a moment of inspiration, I usually write it down.''
I feel that the day is closer when the book 50 shades of Raiden will be published. At least I'll get paid for the royalties.
''This makes every part of me regret calling you.''
''Come on, it was fun for me to find more girls with my hobby.''
''Say it for yourself, I'm sure the things you taught her were how a poor guy with black hair and crimson eyes is in a relationship with other men.''
''That was the first draft, now her love interests are a popular guy and a teacher.''
''I didn't say anything.'' I'd rather not know that.
Even though our conversations are about this kind of thing most of the time, I won't deny that it's somewhat entertaining, but it's still a headache.
''When I finish the first volume, you'll be the first to give it the thumbs up.''
What did I do to deserve this? I can think of a lot of things, though.
Since we had no more business in common, I said goodbye to Ebina and headed towards the service club.
The bell indicating the end of club time had already rung, so I'm sure Yukinoshita won't be in a good mood for making her wait.
As I opened the door, I noticed her reading as usual.
Her attire was normal, except that she was wearing a light blue sleeveless sweater instead of her usual jacket. A nice change of scenery, if you ask me.
I walked over to take a seat in my usual spot, but this caught her attention, as she turned her gaze to me.
''I take it that responsibility and punctuality are not your strong suit, are they? Or was the small task of supervising two clubs too much for you? If that's the case, I must say that even an animal could do better than you.''
''I missed you too, but leaving that aside, complete the papers Shiromeguri-senpai left, so let's get this over with.''
Take a seat as soon as I finish saying this.
My mind had enough for one day to start an argument with Yukinoshita.
''That's what we would have done if someone hadn't taken so long.''
''I understand I'm all the adjectives you have in mind about me, but let's deliver this, so I don't have to see you at least for this day.'' I said with an exhausted tone.
''You snatched the words right out of my mouth.'' And as usual, she responded in an indifferent manner.
After our little exchange of words, we went to the student council room where we handed in the report with the clubs we supervised.
With this, I could finally consider our assignment finished.
The work of the student council is really annoying. Although if Shiromeguri-senpai asked me to join the student council, I guess I might think about it.
The good thing is that this year the representatives from each section who help out at the cultural festival are sophomores, and next year I doubt I'll be selected.
Come to think of it, next year at the same time there will be events that will make those two take it more seriously.
It would be interesting to see, but by that time I will be gone from this club.
I'll worry about it in due time, though.
I got to my locker and changed my shoes; it was finally time to go home.
''You know that saying goodbye shows the degree of a person's manners, but I doubt you can understand it.'' Yukinoshita said as we were already at the school gates.
''Ojou-sama, I'm sorry that this humble servant is in his own world to the extent of ignoring your presence, which is not a nuisance at all, so I wish you a safe journey back, don't go getting lost on your way home.'' I said with a cordial tone, of course the last part was not.
I already felt calmer, so I didn't hesitate to answer her mocking words.
''Your worries are unnecessary, but I will take it as a degree of improvement of your person towards social conviviality.''
''That makes me glad, I'm already getting closer and closer to no longer having to be cooped up in that place.'' If I managed to show that I were a valuable member of society, I could leave whenever I wanted.
''If you think that's construed as an improvement compared to your attitude and the incalculable flaws you have, let me tell you that you haven't even started.''
''At least let me believe that I can be free of you now.'' I said with a dejected tone.
''You say that as if I consider your presence pleasant, when it's quite the opposite.''
''I guess we think alike.''
At least we have something in common.
After our little exchange of words, I took the opposite direction of Yukinoshita.
Now if I can have peace at least on my way home.
''Tsurumi-kun.'' I turned around when Yukinoshita pronounced my last name. I noticed how she raised her hand in farewell. ''See you.''
''See you.'' I raised my hand as I turned around to continue on my way.
There are only a few more days left until the cultural festival, I hope that day will be quiet, although knowing my luck, I'm sure it will turn into a tiring day.
After finishing setting up my section's food stand, as well as moving the materials and ingredients, I was able to finish all my work for my section.
That was all my assigned work for today, the beginning of the cultural festival, and now I am free to wander all over the place.
Of course, there is still the opening of the cultural festival made by the student council. Maybe next year I will attend since at that time Shiromeguri-senpai will be the one to give the opening speech as the president of the student council. But now I have no interest in participating in this.
The days went by fast, as it seems like it was only moments ago where I had to take care of the cooking club, as well as read things that shouldn't be written.
But leaving that topic aside, it's still early, Yumiko told me that she will be busy supporting in the kitchen, but in the afternoon, she should have more time, so I should go at that time, so there would be no point in going before that towards her section, and it's not like I have a fixed place to go either.
The Shiromeguri-senpai show only has performances in the afternoon, so, simply put, at this time I have nothing to do.
Should I go home and come back in the evening? I guess that would be best.
So I headed for the exit.
At this time, only the students in charge of setting up the stalls were present, and they will be attended by their classmates. Others should be checking that the preparations for the commencement speech were ready.
Part of me was glad I was not on the student council; it would be a complete nuisance to be the babysitter of all the participants of the cultural festival.
When I was already at the entrance of Sobu High, I could notice a certain Sensei. I thought she would be supervising the start of the festival like the other teachers, but it's not as if I have anything to talk to her about either, so I passed by her side.
''Tsurumi, where are you going?'' But apparently, she does have something to talk to me.
I stopped in front of her.
''I've already finished my work with my section, so I'm heading home.''
''The festival hasn't even started yet, and you're already planning to leave? Don't be a spoilsport and at least attend the opening speech.''
''I'll pass on it; I have no interest or any reason why I should go.'' I said with a monotone.
''Yukinoshita still has a long job ahead.'' Sensei sighed as she said this.
It's not like caring more about myself than others is a bad thing either.
''And you, Sensei, shouldn't you be working?'' I decided to strike up a conversation since I'm not in a hurry to go home either.
''I am working.'' She said proudly.
''Standing around doing nothing? As an adult I'm going to work as a Sobu High teacher.'' I said mockingly.
''Don't press your luck, Tsurumi, but my job is to look for some students to help us in terms of security, since there are always problems or people who are looking for fights, it's annoying to deal with them.'' This last she said while clucking her tongue.
I can understand that since anyone can attend our festival, so encountering troublesome people is to be expected.
''Shouldn't the student council take care of it?'' Yukinoshita mentioned this, that one function of the student council is to look after the safety of all people, and in case they don't have enough staff, they will recruit volunteers. Luckily, Shiromeguri-senpai didn't come with this kind of request.
''It is, but in the same way there is always lack of staff, that's why I was given the task of looking for people since I know several candidates for this, but most of them are busy. Besides, I have only found one volunteer so far, but I want at least two.''
My instincts told me it was best to leave, and since they never let me down, I decided to heed them.
''It's a pity, I wish you luck, Hiratsuka-sensei, with perseverance you should make it.''
I cut off the conversation and started walking home.
But before I took another step, Sensei's hand held my shoulder.
''Come to think of it, you said you were done, and you were going home because you had nothing to do, right?'' Sensei said with a tone of excitement.
''Age must be making you hear things.'' I said with a mocking tone, but still she only increased the strength of her grip.
''I'm young enough to have no hearing problems, so you're perfect for the position.''
''Unfortunately, I'll have to decline, I forgot to feed my cat, so I'm in a hurry to get back.''
''Do you have a cat?''
I noticed some hesitation in her words, so I quickly took out my cell phone and selected Kuro's photo album.
I showed Kuro's photos to Sensei.
''That's a nice black specimen.'' Apparently, she likes cats, but that's to be expected, according to studies women who can't find a mate ends up adopting cats, and Sensei is going that way.
''That's right, so if you like another time, you can come to meet him another time.''
''Let me think about it.''
Sensei put a hand to her chin as she took my words into consideration, her grip had disappeared, so it was my chance.
''Then tell me your answer another time.''
With nothing to hold me back, I quickened my pace to get away from this place.
Just when I thought I had gotten far enough away to start running, I could feel an evil presence behind me.
For the second time, I felt its grip on my shoulder, though this time it was stronger.
I slowly turned my head, as if I were in a horror movie. Her expression was terrifying, as if she were some kind of a monster.
She caught up to me just before I could run.
''I must admit it was a perfect strategy, but I won't fall for something as simple as that.'' At least she recognized my escape plan.
''I had to try.'' I had no escape anymore, so I just resigned myself to my cruel fate.
''Don't behave as if I sent you to a horrible place.''
''Doing things that are not in my best interest can be considered a cruel fate.''
''Leaving aside your little interest in contributing to society, join me in giving you a sash indicating that you are helping as security, since the way I see you, you wouldn't bully anyone that way.''
I'm sure there are several who would deny that, but I have no way to escape from this since, if I did, it would only get me punished by Hiratsuka-sensei.
''I don't have any other choice, right?''
''Just accept it, Tsurumi, besides, this will help you score several points as a person. I''m not one to have favorite students, but maybe I could make an exception.'''
''Your words are a great comfort, Hiratsuka-sensei.'' I said with a dejected tone.
I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today.
I accompanied Sensei to her office where the other volunteer she mentioned was.
Part of me was already expecting this person to be Yukinoshita, but I was wrong, although I would have preferred it to be Yukinoshita.
Blonde hair, a fake smile, with the attitude of someone good who always seeks to keep things peaceful and ends up being the center of attention.
The other volunteer is Hayama Hayato.
If I thought about it carefully, it would make sense for him to be here.
We both gave each other a brief look of recognition. We only interacted once, and it wasn't the best way to get to know someone.
''I'll be brief, your job will be to keep an eye out for problems among the people in attendance, and if there are, you should seek to solve it. Although I highly doubt it will happen, so you can have fun while patrolling.''
After saying this, Sensei handed me a yellow band, the same one Hayama wears.
I took the sash and put it on, this will make me stand out.
While I was considering how I could use this band to get some benefits, Hayama started to speak.
''It's nice to work with you. I am Hayama Hayato.'' He stretched out his hand towards me.
Hayama is someone I don't like, but it's not as if if he was my enemy, or I have deep hatred towards his person either.
''Likewise. I'm Tsurumi Raiden.'' I said with a monotone before shaking his hand.
''I see you two are getting along well, that's good.'' Sensei nodded her head. ''Then you should be at the opening speech first, then you'll start patrolling.''
''That we will, Hiratsuka-sensei.'' Hayama answered for both of us.
With our directions already said, we set off for the auditorium where the speech would be held.
The walk was silent, as there was no reason to engage in conversation.
Once inside, we went to meet with the members of the student council who were finishing the last details as the speech was minutes away from starting. The number of students present indicated as much.
Hayama started chatting with some senpais, I just leaned against a nearby wall while taking out my cell phone.
''This is a surprise, of all people I didn't expect to see you in this place, is it a bad omen?''
I didn't need to direct my gaze towards the owner of that voice, I managed to recognize her just by listening to her, after almost a month with her, it was easy to do so.
''Those should be my words; I didn't expect you to be helping the student council.''
Looking in her direction, I found the president of my club, she was wearing her usual uniform with a light blue sleeveless sweater, she also had headphones around her neck.
''Hiratsuka-sensei called me early, the student council needed support in the preparations for the speech.'' She said as she used her hand to push her hair back.
''How helpful of you, should I give you a little gold star for your participation?'' I had nothing to do, so I decided to tease her a little to pass the time.
''I don't need anything from you. In fact, I'm surprised that you're supporting the student council.''
''Just like in your case, Hiratsuka-sensei forced me to participate.''
''I should have guessed that was the case since you would have made great progress if it was your own initiative.'' She said with a mocking tone.
What do you take me for? It's not as I'm someone heartless to others, at least that's not the case with people close to me.
''I don't see any merit in doing this on my own initiative. Since at this moment I should be at home sleeping or reading one of my pending novels, but I was forced to be the security at this place.'' There was no point in excusing myself, so I was honest about it.
''One does not seek compensation by helping someone.'' She touched her hand to her hundred. ''Looks as if I still have a long way to go to reform you.'' Yukinoshita said with a tone denoting annoyance.
''Yukinoshita-san, good morning.''
But before I answered her comment, someone else joined our conversation.
Yukinoshita turned her gaze towards Hayama, who had approached us.
''Hayama-kun, good morning.'' Her manner of speaking became distant and cold. It reminded me of the time we argued over how to get things done.
As expected, there wasn't a good relationship between the two of us.
''I see that you are also supporting the student council.'' Hayama, as usual, said it with a calm smile.
''That's right, I help in the area of preparation, as well as in the appointment of staff.''
Instead of helping, it seems that the most annoying job has been delegated to Yukinoshita.
Shiromeguri-senpai said it on that occasion, Haruno took it upon herself to leave the Yukinoshita surname very high in Sobu High, and since Yukino is the younger sister, I'm sure the third-year members of the student council consider her to be just as apt as her older sister. So, delegating an annoying job to her would be the most optimal thing to do.
Of course, they couldn't force her to participate, so Hiratsuka-sensei asked her to do it as a favor. Besides, being Yukinoshita, it's obvious that she wouldn't refuse to do something she can demonstrate her ability and talent with.
''At least your work will be over in a few minutes.''
Unlike Yukinoshita, my job is to patrol until the cultural festival ends, while Yukinoshita's will end once the opening speech is finished.
Yukinoshita put on a smile at my words, it seemed that he was waiting for the moment to use my words against me.
''I didn't think you knew Yukinoshita-san, Tsurumi-kun.'' But before she could answer, it was Hayama who again interrupted us.
''More than I want to, I'm obligated to deal with her, how much I would give to obtain my freedom.'' I put on a mocking smile as I looked towards Yukinoshita.
''That attitude of yours was the one that gave me the task of making you someone useful and productive to society in the first place, and the way things are going, it seems as if all my time invested was in vain.'' Yukinoshita said this with a somewhat dejected tone, as if I was a hopeless case.
I could tell how Hayama put on a somewhat uncomfortable smile at being once again relegated from our conversation.
''Yukinoshita-san, we need her to finish the preparations.'' This time it was the voice of a student council member who interrupted us.
''I'm coming.'' She turned to us after answering. ''I'm very busy at the moment, so I'll be leaving.''
Hayama and I nodded at her words and watched her leave.
Her job must be more annoying than mine.
''She's quite peculiar, right?'' Hayama said with his usual tone.
''Who knows.''
I replied as I took out my cell phone.
The speech passed normally. Once it ended, everyone present left to enjoy the festival or attend the various projects they created for the cultural festival.
And just as Hiratsuka-sensei instructed me, I started to walk around the school to keep an eye out for trouble.
My idea was to walk for a while and then go to the library or some place to read, but I didn't expect Hayama to follow me since we left the auditorium.
At this point, we found ourselves outside the school by the stalls that are similar to those at a fair. The typical ones where you pay to compete and get a prize.
At least Hayama was silent during all this time, of course he was stopped several times by girls asking him for guidance, although it was obvious that they just wanted to interact with him. I tried to continue on my way, but Hayama quickly caught up with me.
''Tsurumi-kun, how has Miura-san been?''
Hayama's words caught my attention.
I didn't expect him to ask about Yumiko.
''As usual. Why do you ask?''
Maybe at the time it would have been normal for Hayama to ask about Yumiko, and in turn for her to be after Hayama. But the reality is otherwise, Yumiko couldn't care less about Hayama.
''I tried to talk to her a few times, but she's always distant with me. I even wanted to apologize for what happened that time in the cafeteria, but she didn't pay attention to me anyway.''
I couldn't help but put on a smirk at Hayama's words.
Originally it should be Yumiko who would always be after Hayama, always asking about him or finding out if he has any love interests, but now he's the one who wants to manage to interact with her. How hilarious.
I'm sure Hayama realized that Yumiko is far superior to Sagami. I don't blame him, it's like comparing a queen to a maid.
No matter how much authority Sagami can gain by being at Hayama's side, she will still be inferior to Yumiko.
I don't know why Hayama decided to choose Sagami, as this made her become a parasite. Of course, I have no idea if, originally, in the second year just Yumiko and Hayama would become close, but the way things are going, that already became something impossible.
The reason why I think about it is because Yumiko is in love with me. I'm aware of it since I noticed the changes in her way of acting with me. Besides, I don't plan to change our current relationship, the status quo is something I don't want to change between us, maybe before I would have thought that doing this is cowardly, but now that I live it in my own flesh, I prefer to leave things as they are, otherwise, I feel that the weight of my own actions will tear me apart.
Maybe there will be a time when all this will be destroyed, but until that time comes, I will continue to act as I always have, and in turn, I will prevent it from happening.
It's too selfish of me to deny Yumiko's feelings for me, but that's the only answer I could come up with, plus it's not like she's unhappy with our current situation, so as long as there's no problem, things will go on as usual. Even if I have to use others to get these feelings under control. Being a teenager is hard.
''After what happened that day, her behaving that way is the normal thing to do.''
Sagami threw a glass of water on me, to which Yumiko slapped her. Before they both started to fight, I did the same with Sagami.
Hayama that time has just stayed at bay, he could have calmly done something to stop Sagami, but he didn't, maybe because he didn't expect her to act that way, while with a few words I made Yumiko stop paying attention to them.
If I were Hayama, I would think about having Yumiko by my side instead of Sagami, someone you can calm down with simple words, but at the same time I wouldn't put up with them picking on you. Having someone like that by your side, being Hayama, would be exceptional.
But it's too late for that now, his words confirmed it, Yumiko doesn't even consider him fit to exchange words with her, so the idea that he can use Yumiko as Sagami's replacement is impossible.
''That's why I wanted to apologize for what happened, but I see that it will be impossible.'' Hayama kept his usual expression as he said this, as if he didn't want to show that he was frustrated that having someone better than Sagami as a partner would become impossible.
While I was thinking about how to make fun of his situation, the sound of a fight caught our attention, so we headed to that place.
When we arrived, we noticed how two boys who were not from our school were threatening the owner of a target shooting rack.
I guess this is going to get interesting.
''Let me talk to them.'' Although before I could incapacitate those two, it was Hayama who went first.
From what happened that day, I'm sure he considers me someone impulsive, so the best way to avoid further trouble is for him to be the one to take control of the situation. Not that I mind intervening either, if he does it on his own, I have no problem with it.
So I stood on the sidelines while Hayama approached those two guys. Just by looking at them, I can tell they are older than us, maybe by 1 or 2 years.
''Hello, I'm Hayama Hayato, what's the reason for the dispute?''
''Ah?! Don't meddle in the matters that don't concern you.''' Replied one of them to continue holding the stall owner by the neck.
''I'm in charge of the festival's security, so it's my job to solve any inconvenience that happens.''
I must admit that the calm manner in which he says this is to be admired, as those guys have the appearance of hitting first and asking questions later.
I could notice how several students piled up due to the discussion, among them several girls who noticed Hayama and were telling him to teach them a lesson.
''A pretty boy won't tell us what to do.''
The second one who was free approached and stood in front of Hayama.
''I will cordially ask you to leave.''
''Who the fuck do you think you are!'' The latter replied in annoyance.
He tried to punch Hayama, he expected his punch to hit Hayama squarely and send him flying, but it didn't happen.
Hayama dodged it easily, he moved his body in order to put his back against the chest of this guy while holding his arm, he used the strength of his opponent to knock him down with a key. A perfect takedown if we were talking about judo.
It was to be expected, I doubt very much that the son of a wealthy family like his didn't know how to defend himself.
''Stay on the ground for a few moments.'' Hayama said with a cordial tone.
The girls around me started praising him for his perfect way of incapacitating their attacker, and being the ones who started it, Hayama would be seen as the hero who came to stop the criminals.
''Looks like you're not just a pretty boy.'' The other let go of the stall owner and focused on Hayama.
He advanced towards this one with the attention to hit him, but at the same time he was careful not to get the same key as his partner.
Hayama blocked and dodged several of his blows, took advantage of a brief opening to grab his arm and place him on his opponent's back. Hayama used his leg to kick him in the back of the knee, making this guy get on his knees as he lost his balance. By having him restrained by the arm, he had already won the match.
In less than 1 minute Hayama subdued these two troublemakers.
Everyone present cheered for Hayama. After all, he took care of his opponents spectacularly.
''Tsurumi-kun, help me escort them out.'' Hayama said as he lifted up the guy he was holding.
I nodded at his words and went for the one on the ground.
Hayama's way of fighting was clean, I can tell he must have trained since he was a kid too, and being from a rich family, that's probably the case.
But if he just fights like that, there's a big difference between us.
When I tried to lift the guy who was on the ground, he moved and tried to hit me, to which I moved my head to dodge his blow, I pulled him towards me holding him by the collar of his shirt, giving him a headbutt that left him stunned.
This happened in a matter of seconds, and since everyone was paying attention to Hayama, no one noticed.
I grabbed the guy's arm to lift him up and dragged him to the exit. To which he did not put up any resistance, as he had been somewhat confused by the blow to the head.
Once at the exit, we set them free. Of course, the guy I was accompanying was the one who got the worst of it, a judo move and a blow to the whole head.
''Please don't come back until you know how to behave.'' Hayama said with a smile, to which those guys just nodded reluctantly and started to leave.
If I had been alone, I suppose things would have had the same conclusion, although the development would have been rougher, since, if they tried to beat me up, they should be prepared to be treated like a punching bag.
Upon returning inside Sobu High, a large group of girls and some boys gathered around Hayama, congratulating him on his performance and his incredible display of physical strength.
There was no point in staying in this place, to which I decided to continue my patrol.
''Hayama, we should cover more ground, so let's split up, while you stay and chat with your fans.''
I said as I advanced to another side of the school.
Hayama said a few words, but because of the commotion I couldn't hear him. I guess he won't follow me anymore, since from what happened, I can deduce that he only wanted to talk about Yumiko at first, but seeing that it's an impossible case, there's no need to keep patrolling together.
It's too bad for you Hayama, but I don't plan to hand Yumiko over to you. Even though in the end we're both the same shitty person.
The next hour passed normally, there were no problems around the areas I patrolled, so I decided to take a break on the rooftop of the school.
Once I got to the rooftop, I laid down on the water tower.
To think that it was in this place where I used to have lunch together with Kawasaki, sometime later Yumiko joined us, and in turn she brought Ebina and Yuigahama.
In the blink of an eye more than half a year passed since I entered Sobu High, a few more months and I would be starting my second year.
At first, I never considered that my stay at Sobu High would be like this, being friends with Yumiko, Kawasaki, Yuigahama and Ebina.
I even had the notorious fire queen who should be after Hayama end up falling in love with me. How hilarious.
Now that I think about my whole situation, I wonder how things would have been if she hadn't moved to another city. Although I should be grateful to her parents for taking her away and making my childhood more peaceful, really who said having a childhood friend was a nice thing? I have more grim memories than pleasant ones during the time we were friends.
''Hey Desmont, your idea of wanting to just be someone else in the crowd is pathetic, you should take this new opportunity to enjoy it to the fullest, create a harem and stuff.''
''Ah? Sorry, but I'm not interested in it, I just want to have a quiet and ordinary life like anyone else.'''
Even if those were my words on that occasion, I wonder what she would say to me when she saw my current situation.
And if she were with me, I'm sure Hiratsuka-sensei would have gray hairs having to deal with her, since even I can't stand her.
Granted, we only spent a few months together before her parents moved away, but the problems she caused me still to give me nightmares. And just remembering our first meeting makes my cheek hurt, that punch she gave me I still remember. Of course, I'm sure she hasn't forgotten the one I gave her either.
But it would be best to put those thoughts aside, it's been more than 9 years since that time.
I looked at my cell phone noticing that I received a message.
To my surprise, it's a message from my cute younger sister.
''Onii-chan, can you wait for me at the gate of your school?''
It's strange, I didn't expect that Rumi decided to come to the cultural festival. Although I have no problem with it, in fact, I'm glad since I'll have someone to hang out with. Besides, I could get her prizes and show her that her big brother is superior to all the others.
I responded to her message and headed for the entrance.
As I reached the front door, I noticed my younger sister, but she didn't come alone, as she was with a group of elementary school girls.
I can remember some of them, as one day Rumi invited her friends to the house, and while I went down to the kitchen to have a can of Max caffe after taking a shower, I was so focused on my thoughts that I didn't notice her guests. And when I did, I decided to pretend I hadn't noticed and proceeded to go back to my room.
When her friends left, she gave me a long lecture, but I noticed that Rumi was happy about something, so I just nodded at her words, which made it seem as if I didn't take her seriously.
As an older brother, I can't make my pretty inmouto look bad, as I'm sure Rumi would be upset with me if I embarrassed her, although it would also be fun to see her expressions.
I approached their group and introduced myself properly.
''I am Tsurumi Raiden, Rumi's older brother.'' I said with a cordial tone.
''It's nice to meet you Onii-san.'' Said one of them.
Like any group, there should always be a leader, and in this case I think that girl is it.
''My friends insisted on coming, and since we were given permission at school to attend the Sobu High festival, we decided to come.'' Rumi said somewhat indifferently.
''Come on, Rumi, don't be like that, I'm sure you wanted to come too.'' One of them hugged Rumi from behind, to which the others also joined in.
I'm glad my younger sister has so many friends, as she usually talks about her day at school during dinner. This originally shouldn't have been the case. But as a big brother, I couldn't just be an observer, so I made sure to teach her the basics of how to socialize and how to deal with people who are a nuisance.
Little by little she was helping girls who were being picked on or who were lonely, thus creating her group of friends. I am so proud of her.
I used my hand to wipe away the non-existent tear because of how proud I am of her.
''Onii-chan, what are you doing?''
I could feel the gaze of Rumi and all her friends.
''I'm happy that you have so many friends.'' I said this like a father proud of his daughter.
''Don't say such things!'' Rumi blushed as she said this.
Her friends found my words amusing, but in turn, Rumi gave me an angry look.
''Then Onii-san, since you're a student of this school, would you show us around?'' Rumi's group leader changed the subject. For an elementary school girl, she seems more mature than the others. I'm not surprised that she's the one leading that group.
''Gladly.'' There was also no point in standing around chatting at the entrance when the interesting stuff was inside.
So, I started leading the way followed by several elementary school girls.
Along the way I could notice several accusatory glances at me.
A guy with a yellow sash followed by several elementary school girls. I'm glad Yukinoshita isn't around this place, I'm sure she would call the police and have more than 10 patrol cars chasing me.
''Lolicon!''
I started looking around when I thought I heard those words. I can't be blamed for that, if I were to observe a kid my age in my situation, that would be the first thing I would think.
I dispelled those thoughts to concentrate on my current situation, Rumi and her friends only have at most an hour before they have to go back to their school, so I have to make sure they have fun during that time.
The best thing to do is to go to the fairground-type booths since you can get prizes for a modest amount of money.
Money is not a problem for me, at least 1 or 2 Sundays a month I have a Panda job at Destinyland, either handing out balloons or acting in a play. I got used to it, plus the pay is good, so I can't refuse.
So I led Rumi's group to the courtyard where these types of stalls were located.
There were plenty to choose from, so they should be the ones to choose.
''They can choose the games they want; I'll pay for it.'' I said proudly.
''Really? You're amazing, onii-san.'' One of them was the one who said this while hugging me.
''Lolicon!''
I looked in all directions when I thought I heard this for the second time. Seriously, I'm kind of paranoid about my situation.
''You don't need to stick to him.'' Rumi quickly pulled her friend away from me.
When her friends heard Rumi, they all at once surrounded me to thank me as if they were looking to annoy her.
I can hear the police sirens.
''Let's leave this for now that the looks they are directing at me are anything but pleasant.'' I quickly wanted to change the subject, as apparently Rumi's group of friends like to tease, and what better than to do it with her older brother.
Once they parted from me, and from receiving a death stare from my cute inmouto, the group of girls split in two and went to the different stalls.
I gave enough money to the group where Rumi went while I accompanied the other group. Although they might have a hard time with some of the games, I'm sure Rumi will be able to handle it, after all, I taught her all the basics about how these kinds of games are tricky to win.
The group I was accompanying consisted of Rumi's group leader and two other.
''Onii-san, we want to go to that place.''
One of them pointed to a target shooting stand, it was a coincidence that it was the same stand we took care of the troublemakers.
''No problem.''
When we arrived at the stand, I paid for money while they were throwing balls at the target.
The game consisted of shooting as many targets as possible, on the basis of which you can get prizes.
This kind of games have a trick, the first targets are easy to shoot, while the next ones are complicated, and how do I know if they are the same targets, you may ask, it's simple.
The intermediate targets like the later ones have a little glue added to the base, not so strong to prevent them from being knocked over, but strong enough not to be knocked over unless you do it with enough force, and in the case of elementary school girls, it would be impossible.
I found out about this while working at Destinyland, during lunchtime I talked to some of the people in charge of these stands. I am not one of those people who like to start a conversation with strangers, but I have no problem doing it, more because I was curious about it.
I could notice how the girls managed to knock down the first targets, but the next ones were not knocked down. You could pick the prizes after knocking down two or more. But in their case, they were only able to knock down one.
Even though they didn't know, they wouldn't be able to win, the anticipation of being able to do so was fun.
While they were distracted by it, I approached the stall keeper to chat with him.
''Hello, couldn't you at least give them some of the cheaper prizes, it's the thought that counts.''
Hayama and I had helped him a few hours ago, so I don't think he would object to this.
"And why should I do that?'' But his answer wasn't what I expected.
''A small favor, plus we helped you with those guys a while ago.''
''I just watched as Hayama-san took care of those two while you were just watching like a coward.''
I noticed that even the stall keeper referred to Hayama with respect. For a senpai to treat you with such respect, I wouldn't expect anything less from Hayama, but I didn't like the tone with which that guy spoke to me. Respecting your elders is something ingrained in Japanese culture, but in my case, if I don't receive respectful treatment, don't expect me to do the opposite.
If he had just answered me that he couldn't or that maybe it would be bad for his business, there would be nothing to do, but now that he told me that way, maybe I can have fun in this place.
Once the girls in Rumi's group ended up failing for the second time, it was my turn.
''Tell me what prizes you want; I'll get them for you.'' I said with a serious tone.
Quickly each one pointed out the prizes you got if you managed to knock down 5 consecutive targets, these were the most striking ones, being the reason why people decided to give it a try.
There were 4 of these, each one pointed to a different one, so the fourth one would be for me.
''Give me 3 tries.''
Senpai looked at me somewhat puzzled but agreed.
Once I had the ball in my hand, I started knocking down each target.
No matter if the game was designed to be difficult, it was enough to apply enough force to knock them down. At first glance, I don't look like the type of person who can do that.
So, I knocked down all the targets 3 times in a row, each time claiming prizes for Rumi's friends. When I gave the third prize to the missing girl, it was time to go for mine.
But when I wanted to ask for the next attempt, the stall keeper refused.
It was expected that without the flashier prizes, there would be no way people would like to play at his booth, so giving me another try would be like bankrupting his little business.
Knowing this, I normally wouldn't insist, as a few hours ago he had problems with certain annoying guys, but knowing the way he talks to me, don't expect him to be someone cordial.
''You know, I am part of the security of the cultural festival, I also know Shiromeguri-senpai who is the secretary of the student council, and in turn, I have a good relationship with her, so what do you think would happen to your position if I told her that you don't want to fulfill the function for which your position was approved? Not only would there be a punishment towards your section, but I am also sure that all your colleagues would go against you. Now tell me what you will do about it. Will you deny me the attempt, or do you prefer to bear the responsibility?'' I said this with an arrogant and threatening tone.
Of course, senpai had no reason to believe my words, but I made sure my tone of voice was full of confidence as I said this.
He simply looked down and handed me the prize without having to knock down the targets with the ball.
Every way I looked at it, it seemed as if I had abused my authority to get this poor guy to give me all of his valuable property. I could even get him to hand over his earnings for the day, but that would be too much on my part. But excusing myself from it would be even more difficult since I actually just did what anyone would have done. And, of course, I might have gone a little overboard.
With my prize already in hand, I decided to leave the stall along with Rumi's friends who were staring at me.
''Is something wrong?'' I asked, even though I already had some idea about it.
''I just thought that Onii-san can become very scary.'' Said the leader of the group while the other two nodded at her words.
''I guess I went a little overboard.'' It was normal for them to think that way.
''I mean that in a good way, you got us the prizes, even though we failed at it, plus that guy was a jerk, so I remembered how Rumi-chan mentioned that her brother may be calm, but when he gets serious, he's really scary.'' She said this with a smile, to which her two friends also nodded happily holding their prizes.
''If they put it that way, let's go to another stall and get everything.''
''Onii-san, you can get really greedy.'' Said one of them.
''Are you opposed to the idea?'' I asked with a mocking tone.
''Not at all.'' All 3 responded in unison.
So, we went to various stalls to win the best prizes. Of course, this time I was not so cruel to the stall keeper, but they still looked at me a little angry when I kept winning the prizes.
After several minutes, our haul was great, we even got prizes for Rumi's other friends.
With our hands full, we headed to the meeting place. When we arrived, I noticed my pretty Inmouto with her group of friends, they also managed to get some prizes, but there was no comparison to the amount we managed to get.
''Look what onii-san won for us.'' Suddenly, the leader of the group showed all our loot, which she also shared with the others, after all, there were too many things.
While all the girls were going through the various prizes, my pretty inmouto approached me.
''I'm worried about the stalls you snatched all those prizes from.''
''If they offer the prizes, it was a fair deal.'' I said while stroking her head, to which she quickly pushed my hand away, somewhat blushing. ''By the way, here.''
In one of the stalls there was a Pan-san keychain. Maybe the stall keeper put it up thinking that no one would ask for it, but, to her bad luck, I asked for the keychain. She tried to change my offer, she even offered me all the other prizes in the place, but I didn't accept the change.
It is certain that her section asked everyone to bring an item for the prizes, and she gave her limited edition keychain out of compromise, not thinking that anyone would ask for it.
Although if I didn't claim it, it's certain that Yukinoshita would sooner or later find this place and claim it too, so she never had any hope of keeping it by putting it up as a possible prize.
Rumi accepted the keychain while staring at it.
''Thank you, Onii-chan.'' Maybe it's because we're in public, and several people can see us, but she said this in a tender way while averting her gaze.
My inmouto is the cutest in the world, and whoever says otherwise, say time and place to show his a thing or two.
''O I see you received a peculiar gift, Rumi-chan.''
Suddenly, her group of friends surrounded Rumi, generating her to feel more embarrassment.
''It seems it's true that you have a brother compl...'' As one of her friends was about to finish speaking, Rumi interrupted her.
''I'm hungry, onii-chan let's get something to eat!'' Rumi grabbed my arm and started dragging me towards the food stalls, causing all her friends to enjoy my younger sister's embarrassment.
I'm glad she has people she can joke around with like this.
I took Rumi and her friends to the food stalls where they each enjoyed the various dishes the cultural festival had to offer. But as usual, time passed quickly, and they had to return to their school.
I accompanied them to their school, after all, I had nothing better to do.
Once at the gate of their elementary school, I said goodbye to them.
''Onii-san it was nice to meet you and hang out with you.'' The leader of the group said as the others nodded happily.
Oe, oe, don't say words that can be misunderstood, even some teachers fixed their attention on me.
Don't worry, I'm a lover of older women, so I would never lay a finger on a primary school girl.
''I had fun too, thanks again for looking after Rumi.'' I bowed towards her.
''Don't worry, since in the end she's the one taking care of us.'' That girl said with a smile on her face.
''Come on, let's leave that and go inside at once, or we'll be late.'' Rumi urged her friends to go inside while she stayed with me,
''You have a good group, take good care of them.''
Although that girl is the leader of the group, Rumi is the center of it, after all, she was the one who gathered all of them. And her friends know it.
''I know, that's why I appreciate them so much.'' She said with a nostalgic tone. ''Thanks for today onii-chan, they had fun.''
''Don't even mention it, as a big brother, it's my job.''
''By the way, didn't you have a job to fulfill at your school's festival?''
''There is no more important thing in the world than my pretty inmouto. I'd even give my life for you.'' I said it with all the determination I had.
''Siscon!'' Rumi did not hesitate to utter those words that had already become a habit whenever I speak to her in this way.
She quickly started to head inside her school.
But she stopped before disappearing from my field of view.
''Thanks again for today, Onii-chan.'' Rumi said with a sincere smile and walked inside her school.
''I never thought that having a younger sister could feel so rewarding since, I was an only child in my previous life, so I wanted to make sure this time to be a good big brother.
And I see I'm doing a good job.
With these thoughts, I headed to Sobu High.
The next few hours nothing interesting happened, so I have just wandered around to kill time.
Looking at the time, I noticed that it was already 3 o'clock, so I headed towards Yumiko's section, but not before sending her a message as she indicated.
As I was near her classroom, I noticed the incredible line.
Whoever came up with the idea was a genius.
I saw the maid cafe signs everywhere, as well as heard some people talking about this place. So the long line was to be expected.
And with the speed that customers are leaving the place, I'm sure I'll end up going in when they close.
But I guess I don't have a choice.
As I was about to join the line, I noticed Ebina who came out of her salon wearing a kitchen apron over her uniform. It's not a maid's outfit, but it fits her well.
''Tsurumi-kun, over here.'' Ebina called out to me, so I approached her.
''Looks as if your business was quite a success.'' I said as I looked at the amazing line.
''We've been full of customers all morning, even more seem to be coming in now, so we're busy.''
I can imagine that since it's safer for the men in your section to be exempt from this since people come to observe beautiful girls wearing a maid outfit, not other guys.
''I can notice it, then I'm just left to wait like everyone else.''
Seeing Yumiko wearing a maid outfit would be worth having to wait in line.
''I actually went out to look for you, there's no need for you to stand in line like the others.''
This surprised me, so this was why Yumiko told me to send her a message before coming this way. I could consider myself a VIP customer, not bad.
As I was about to enter, the men in line started to protest.
''Why does he get in without waiting in line?''
''I've been waiting for over an hour, I don't think it's fair!''
''Who does that guy think he is!?''
''Just because you are part of the student council doesn't entitle you to preferential treatment!''
The latter made sense, as from the band it was easy to intuit this.
However, before I could respond to his complaints, it was Ebina who responded.
''Right now, we have enough customers, so if you like it, you can leave. Although, come to think of it, Yumiko is going to come in as part of the service desk.''
Before Ebina said this, everyone in line looked as if they were about to leave, but after she said the latter, they all stood still in line, as if they didn't want to give up their place to anyone else.
In this half of the year, Yumiko's name became known, more because she was always next to Kawasaki, Yuigahama and Ebina. A group of 4 beautiful girls would not go unnoticed.
And since she's not next to Hayama now, it's obvious that she would catch everyone's attention, be it boys in our year or seniors.
A girl as Yumiko would not be ignored so easily by all the men of Sobu high, her beautiful golden hair, her jade-colored eyes, besides having a slender figure, as well as good proportions that look good with the rest of her body. They would only make her catch everyone's attention sooner or later.
But as expected from Yumiko, she was indifferent to all the boys, even those who wanted to confess to her, ended up with their hopes and dreams shattered.
And sure, maybe there might be some stupid guy who thinks that a personal approach could be much more effective, but after getting a look from Kawasaki, they all ceased with any stupid ideas.
Several boys also wanted to confess to Yuigahama, but Kawasaki managed to scare them away. So, I can entrust her with the safety of the others. So I don't have to intervene or overdo it.
Ebina was the one who informed me of all this since, if I were with Yumiko all the time, it would only make rumors arise, and having everyone giving me death stares would be a nuisance.
Putting this aside, I decided to enter the classroom along with Ebina.
The classroom was remodeled, there were several decorations on the walls, as well as on the tables. In addition, a small area was assigned as the kitchen.
I could notice several of Yumiko's classmates serving the other customers. Each was dressed in the classic maid's outfit of black with white.
Though I also noticed that there were no tables available.
''I can tell you're part of the cultural festival security, do you think you can give us a hand with a troublesome customer? He refuses to pay for everything he consumed, plus he also refuses to leave.'' Ebina said with her usual tone although I could sense some annoyance.
She looked in the direction of the guy she mentioned.
He didn't have our uniform, so he's someone from another school, he's almost my height or a little taller than me, plus he has a face of a a few friends. I understand why they didn't keep insisting.
''I'll take over, since I also need a table available.'' I said as I made my way to the guy's table.
I wasn't going to eat standing up, so the normal thing to do was to vote for that guy, and since I'm now technically part of security, I have no problem doing that.
''Yumiko will be with you in a moment.'' Ebina walked back towards the service area.
I'm sure she said the latter to motivate me.
Once I was in front of this guy, I had two options; the first was to politely ask him to leave, and the second would come to be my favorite.
''Excuse me, can you pay what you owe and then leave?'' I said with a cordial tone.
Maybe during this time, he would come to his senses and leave without protesting.
"Oh? Why would I do that? The service in this place sucks, as well as the food, so I won't pay until I get compensation.''
Since I walked in, I could tell how happy the other customers were and how they enjoyed their food, so this guy just wants to be a nuisance.
The normal thing would be to throw him out of here without drawing attention to himself, but there was one thing about his words that pissed me off.
If I remember correctly, Yumiko was helping in the kitchen from early on. She wanted to accompany me during the festival to go to different places and enjoy the various stalls, but having a responsibility to her section and companions, she was fully dedicated to this.
So, how should I take that guy's words when he is indirectly insulting Yumiko?
I'm a patient person if they mess with me to a certain extent, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's when a stranger comes to insult people close to me.
''Then it'll be the hard way.'' I said somewhat annoyed.
I stretched out my arm and grabbed his face with my hand, I was faster to the point that he couldn't react in time to avoid it.
''Then, you will pay what you owe and leave, or I will take the money out of your inert body myself.'' I said with a friendly tone as I increased the strength of my grip.
Interesting how if you press on exact parts, you can cause a lot of pain.
''You fucking ...''
He didn't even finish talking when I started to increase my strength.
He quickly brought both hands to grab my wrist, but even then he couldn't pull me away.
''I don't have all day.''
All that's left for me to do is to knock him unconscious. It will be annoying to throw his body into the hallway.
''I understand, I understand, here's the money.'' Said that guy with fear in his voice. Right now he must be feeling a lot of pain at the points where I put pressure.
He used his arm to pull out several bills, leaving them on the table. I used my free arm to keep them with me.
''Now get up and follow me.'' It only remained to get him out of here.
Although I said this, I did not release my grip on his face.
And knowing I was not joking; he obeyed my orders.
I took him to the door of the living room, I could also feel everyone's gaze, but I ignored them.
Once I opened the door, I used my arm to throw him into the hallway.
His body crashed to the floor as if he was a piece of garbage. He should be thankful, if there weren't so many people, what I would have done to him would have been worse.
The guys in line, as well as others walking by, stared at me.
''The next one who comes in and doesn't want to pay will get it worse.'' I emphasized the latter.
With my work done, I closed the door and headed for the table I managed to vacate. But first, I approached one of the girls and handed her the guy's money.
I'm sure this will get the people here talking about it, but I don't have much of a problem, in the end I'm doing the job Hiratsuka-sensei gave me, and any responsibility will fall on her.
I decided to look at the letter while waiting for Yumiko.
And it wasn't long before I could hear footsteps coming in my direction.
''Welcome, Goshujinsama.''
As I looked up, I could notice Yumiko saying this somewhat blushing.
Yumiko is beautiful, of that there is no doubt, but at this moment she is much more than that.
She wears a black and white maid outfit, this one has a top opening in the chest area, so it leaves very little to the imagination, more because Yumiko is well-endowed in this part, plus her outfit is somewhat short, just enough to leave free a space between her skirt and her black stockings with white border, making her thighs stand out much more. And if that wasn't enough, she wears a Katyusha on her head, which gives realism to her role as a maid, plus her golden hair and jade-colored eyes make her look incredible.
Simply put, I couldn't get tired of seeing her wearing that uniform.
''If you stare at me so intently, you just make it difficult.''
Even the somewhat embarrassed manner in saying this makes my eyes unable to stray from her figure.
''You can't blame me; I'm just following my instincts.''
I'm starting to regret not following my instincts that time at the Ferris wheel.
Although if I asked her, I'm sure she would wear that outfit another time.
''Mou, don't say such things!''
I seriously never get tired of teasing her, more so when it's a new situation, and she's acting much more innocent than usual.
''That's no way to talk to your master.''
''I'm seriously going to get revenge for this.'' She pouted as she said this.
''It's a risk I'm willing to take. But that aside, the suit looks great on you.''
''At first, I wasn't too sure about having to wear it, but I guess it was worth it.'' Yumiko smiled as she told me this. Really, how can she become so beautiful?
I'm in paradise. If I'm dreaming, please don't wake me up.
''Then Goshujinsama, what are you going to order?''
After reading the letter, I already knew what I would order;after all, what else would someone order when going to a maid cafe?
''A cup of coffee and an omelet with the ritual to make it taste more delicious.''
''Are you really going to make me do that!?''
''It's your master's will.'' I said with a somewhat mocking tone.
''Just this once. Besides, Ebina told me that you gave us a hand with a troublesome guy.''
It was worth it to take care of that guy.
After saying this, Yumiko went to the service area.
Among all the girls in this place, Yumiko is the one who attracts the most attention, although if I were to think about it another way, if Yukinoshita also wore a maid outfit, I could give her competition, but Yukinoshita would lose for two big reasons. But if we were to go to the service area and so on, in that case Yukinoshita would have an advantage coming from a traditional family.
But it would be impossible to see Yukinoshita wearing a maid's outfit because of the way she is as well as the way she talks, it would make the very idea unreal.
And say something like, Yukinoshita, do you want to wear a maid outfit? I'm sure she would report me for harassment. But if there's one thing, I'm sure of, she would look great in that kind of outfit, omitting the chest area. You can't blame me, I'm a teenager physically.
While I was thinking about it, I could see Yumiko approaching with my order.
I never get tired of seeing her.
''Your coffee and omelet, Goshujinsama.''
Yumiko left my order on the table.
''Thank you, it looks delicious, but there's still something missing.''
I took out my cell phone to record it.
''Are you going to record it?'' Yumiko asked as she slammed her hand on the table.
''I'm sure Kawasaki will enjoy watching this.''
Kawasaki is also busy in her section, during my patrol I passed her classroom, she was assigned the task of being the receptionist, and since she is not part of some club, her work also started early until the end of the festival.
And during our little exchange, I noticed how she acts the same as always, except for a few moments when she hesitates, but it's an acceptable result. After all, at the end she accidentally kissed me, and I did too. This should have changed or modified our interactions, but in the end, it served to act as if this was no big deal. I won't deny that I enjoyed the kiss through.
''Raiden, I promise I'll get revenge for this.'' She said while giving me a death glare. I'm sure if it were just the two of us, there would be no problem, but currently the other customers can watch us.
''It's part of the service of this place, I don't see her doing anything wrong.'' I could observe other girls doing this, so it's not something impossible that I was asking.
Of course, there was no reason for Yumiko to do it, but if I'm already here, why not have fun teasing her to the end?
I'm sure after this she'll ask me to accompany her shopping or go to karaoke with her, it might become annoying to do this, but it's not that it's not to my liking, in the end, hanging out with her is fun in a way.
''As you command Goshujinsama.'' She just resigned herself and accepted her fate.
Yumiko used a bottle of ketchup to draw a heart on my omelet and mentally prepared herself for what was next, she looks cute.
''Furi Furi.'' Yumiko started waving both arms in rhythm with the song. ''Moe Moe, Waku Waku, Shaka Shaka.'' She made a heart shape with her hands. ''Oishiku nare!'' When she finished, she stretched her hands towards the omelet.
A part of me wanted to laugh at seeing Yumiko make such gestures, while the other part found her performance tender.
''It was funny.'' I tried to say with a calm tone, but I wanted to laugh, in the end that part won.
''Mou, that's why I didn't want to do it!''
It's fun to tease her like this.
''Itadakimasu.'' I thanked for the food before starting.
The omelet is exquisite, there's no doubt about that, and knowing the ritual Yumiko did before, it gives it that extra flavor.
During the time I was eating, Yumiko remained expectant about my opinion of the food. I could tell her that it's delicious, but I'll tell her when I'm done, just let her wait a little longer.
''And how was the food Goshujinsama?'' She ask somewhat expectantly.
I'm done eating, so it's time to tell you my opinion.
''It was delicious, I don't have to lie.'' I said as I sipped my coffee.
Yumiko smiled at my answer.
''It was to be expected, after all, I prepared it.'' There was a lot of arrogance in her voice, but she had every right to say it, it was delicious.
''If we increase the spell on it, as well as your dressing, it makes anything taste better.'' I said with a mocking tone.
''I only dress this way because it's part of my job, don't get the wrong idea.'' She said with some embarrassment.
Even lying, she looks cute.
But it was to be recognized, guys like suits, even more if it's pretty girls who wear them.
''The maid caffe idea is good, you have a lot of customers.''
I looked at the different tables that were occupied as soon as the customers left. It is likely that next year another section will opt for this idea.
''I was against it at first, but in the end, it turned out to be a good idea.'' Yumiko sighed as she said this. ''But we're still very busy, I thought the customers would decrease in the afternoon, but they keep coming in.''
''Wouldn't that be good?''
This place having a lot of customers only means better profits.
''We're running out of staff, some girls are also part of clubs and have to go help out, so it's hard for us. Although in the morning Yui was helping us.''
I didn't expect that Yuigahama would help, more because she is from another section.
''And why isn't she now, if I'm not wrong, she's not part of a club.''
I would have liked to see Yuigahama wearing a maid outfit. As a man I recognize it, she is beautiful, so seeing her wearing a maid uniform and saying welcome master is an interesting and funny sight.
''The redhead called her saying that she should be supporting her section instead of being here, so Yui went to help the food stand that her section set up.''
As expected, the easiest thing to do was to set up a food stall, and Yui's section also opted for that option.
''If only she were here, it would make things easier for us.'' Yumiko looked somewhat exhausted as she said this, it must not be easy to be cooking since early in the morning.
Knowing Yuigahama, from her attitude it should be easy for her to do this. So, losing a great resource was bad for Yumiko. Of course, she can't blame her for it since Yuigahama has no obligation to do it.
But if she were to finish the job assigned to her by her section, she could come here to support Yumiko.
''I think I can help you with that.''
Unlike the other stalls, the food stalls finish their work once they have finished using all their ingredients, so these stalls sold everything. But since there are many food stalls, it is normal to stay until the end of the cultural festival without having finished selling everything.
Food stalls are a double-edged sword, it's a simple idea, but you might not be able to sell anything.
Yumiko fulfilled my whim, plus the food was delicious, so the least I can do is bring Yuigahama to help her.
''Are you serious?'' There was emotion in her tone of voice.
''It's the least I can do, so I'll go find Yuigahama and give her a hand.''
''That would be very helpful, I appreciate it Raiden.'' Yumiko formed a beautiful smile on her face.
''It's nothing.''
I got up from my seat and took out the money to pay, but Yumiko stopped me.
''You helped us with that guy, plus you're going to do it with Yui too, I couldn't charge you for this.''
''You're just making me feel like an idiot if I don't manage to bring Yuigahama.'' I said while keeping the money in my wallet.
''Then make an effort, Goshujinsama.'' Yumiko opted for an innocent tone of voice when saying this. Seriously, this girl is cute and scary at the same time.
After saying goodbye to Yumiko, I went in search of Yuigahama, and since she was in a food stall, I went to the courtyard where the food stalls are.
As I passed by the different stalls, I noticed a certain orange-haired girl who looked bored in her seat at a somewhat hidden stall.
''Yo, Yuigahama.'' I greeted her as I approached her stall, something that woke her up from her mood which didn't seem to be the best.
She was dressed in a kitchen apron on top of her uniform.
''Tsurumi-san!''
''I see you have an interesting position here.'' I said with my usual tone of voice.
Yuigahama is in charge of a Takoyakis stall. But she was alone, unlike the other stalls that at the very least have two people manning it.
''It's what my section chose, but as you can see, I have no customers.'' She said somewhat dejectedly.
Looks like it won't be so easy to send Yuigahama with Yumiko.
''What about your other classmates?''
''They had things to do, so they left me in charge of everything.'' She sighed as she said this. ''And I was having fun in Yumiko's classroom.''
Yuigahama is a good and kind person, but it doesn't stop others from taking advantage of her. Of course, if Yumiko or Kawasaki had been with her, this wouldn't happen.
I could take Yuigahama's place, but I would be in this position until the closing of the festival. Besides, this place doesn't do much to capture the attention of customers.
I can only come up with one idea.
''I have a solution, you can sell everything and go with Yumiko, but it can only be done if you are willing to do it.''
''I'll do it, if I can go back to Yumiko, I'll do anything.'' Yuigahama said with determination.
''That's what I wanted to hear.'' This will make things easier, as Yuigahama promised to do whatever. After all, what better than good marketing to make a business thrive.
''Tsurumi-san, why do you have a wicked look on your face?'' She said with some hesitation.
''Do I really have to go like this?'' Yuigahama looked somewhat uncomfortable with her new way of dressing.
''You said you would do anything, so this is the quickest way to attract customers.''
My idea was simple, have Yuigahama promote the stall and bring in customers. Of course, other stalls do the same, so how could she do to stand out even more? It's simple.
I made Yuigahama fold her blouse to the middle of her body, revealing her stomach. Also, her blouse had the first button open, leaving very little to the imagination. Of course, they still covered her breasts, it could be taken as if she was wearing a bikini, so to speak.
Besides, it also made her thighs stand out, making her stand out at first glance, an easy way to capture an audience of unsuspecting boys.
Finish chopping up the Takoyakis to serve as samples, and hand them to Yuigahama.
''Just hand these out and lead them here, this way we'll be done quickly, or so I hope.''
''You're not even sure!?''
''It was you who agreed to my terms.''
''I didn't expect to be dressed like this, but in the end, I have no choice.'' She just resigned herself.
I told her how Yumiko is overloaded with work in her classroom, making Yui want to come to her friend's aid. A nice friendship, even if I take advantage of her to make things easier.
After Yuigahama left, it was only a few minutes before customers started to arrive. No one would resist a request from a beautiful girl like Yuigahama.
I must say it was a good idea, but leaving this aside, it's time to work, as I have to prepare the Takoyakis as well as receive the money, and from the amount of customers that are coming, it looks like it won't be that easy.
It was exhausting work, but in the end, I managed to sell everything.
Yuigahama had already left for Yumiko's salon some time ago. So, I was left alone since at that time there were only a few portions left to sell, so I decided that I could take care of the rest.
I won't deny that seeing Yuigahama like that was a nice sight, but it's not like I had any other ideas for selling fast either, as the location of the stall, as well as the competition, didn't make things easy.
But it all turned out well. Although I hope Yuigahama doesn't tell Yumiko that I made her dress like that, I'm sure I was in for a long scolding.
Another hour passed until I managed to sell the last of the Takoyakis, so I proceeded to put away the utensils and leave things as they were.
The culture in Japan is strict, so I can leave this place empty until the Yuigahama salon managers arrive to pick everything up. The good thing about having a strict upbringing is having a strict upbringing since childhood.
Although now that I think about it, the last Takoyakis I sold were ones that Yuigahama pointed out to me that were spoiled since the first girl who was cooking made a mistake in the preparation. Maybe it's luck or not, but two guys came here requesting some, but I had already run out of the main ingredients, so I put the spoiled Takoyakis on the griddle and added some spices to soften the flavor. And even though the content was already spoiled, both guys were happily eating them, so I didn't think anything of it.
Besides, those guys mentioned something about a play, making me remember that I wanted to go to Shiromeguri-senpai's play, so I hurried to put everything away to go to her play, just hoping I could make it to the last performance since there was only a short time left for the speech to end the cultural festival.
To my luck, I managed to arrive halfway through the last performance, although when I entered the auditorium, I heard that they were taking a break, which was strange since the play doesn't even last 15 minutes to take a break. Of course, there is a break every time a show ends and starts.
Several minutes went by, but there was no sign of the show starting, could something be wrong?
While looking around, I noticed Shiromeguri-senpai who was dressed in a princess costume. It looked very nice on her.
With nothing else to do, I approached her.
''Shiromeguri-senpai.''
She turned to my direction upon hearing my voice, for a moment I noticed how she put a smile on her face.
''Tsurumi-kun, you're perfect.''
Her words surprised me, I didn't expect her to say that to me.
She quickly held both of my hands.
''Senpai, this is too fast, we should at least get to know each other better.'' I said, somewhat embarrassed, maybe I'll get an older girlfriend today?
''What are you saying, but never mind, I need to ask you a favor?''
''Anything for you.'' I said full of confidence.
''That's perfect, follow me.'' For some reason, Shiromeguri senpai is very anxious, but I still followed her backstage.
I could notice several of her somewhat worried classmates.
''I found a volunteer, so we can continue.''
After Senpai said this, the other members regained their mood.
''Shiromeguri-senpai, is there something wrong that I should know about?''
This situation is strange no matter how you look at it.
''Our two main actors got sick to their stomachs, so they can't continue with the show, so we were looking for people to fill in for them, but since it's the last show, all the other members are no longer here.''
What an unfavorable situation, but I guess the student council had better check the things that the food stalls sell because a situation like this could happen again. And it's not that I'm thinking this because I feel as if I had some guilt, since it couldn't be that what I'm thinking is true. It would be too much of a coincidence, but since I'm a good person, I'm willing to help Shiromeguri-senpai, it's not at all because I feel guilty for no reason.
"So, I'll be one of the substitutes?'' I ask
''That's right, we just lack someone to play the role of the villain, and since I know you, I thought you could do it. Of course, only if you're willing, I'm not going to force you or anything.''
I'm sure she should have told me this before officially introducing me as the replacement in front of everyone else, but I can't blame her, she must have been excited about managing to find a replacement.
''I have no problem with it, I owe you a lot, so I couldn't refuse.''
Shiromeguri-senpai helped me when I destroyed school property, something that should have gotten me in trouble, so I can't abandon her when she's in trouble.
''That makes me very happy, let me introduce you to the other replacement who will play the role of the hero. He's a senpai who volunteered to help.'' Shiromeguri-senpai said with a calmer tone.
Maybe it's a coincidence or fate that wanted us to meet again since the other part was the third-year senpai I beat up that time at the Judo club.
He recognized me too, as his expression became somewhat somber. I don't blame him, after that humiliation, he must have lost the respect of all the other members. Of course, he was the one who asked for it.
We both showed up reluctantly and were told what we would have to do.
The play was already at its climax, the villain kidnapped the princess who is Shiromeguri-senpai, and the hero arrives to rescue her, causing both parties to enter into a fight that was originally rehearsed, a rather flashy choreography, in the end it is the hero who rises with the victory, freeing the princess and giving a speech where he promises her eternal love.
The play itself is much more complex with a good plot, as the villain is the princess childhood friend, while the hero is the one who appears out of nowhere and makes her fall in love. Just like real life.
A romantic play with some action, a good choice, should have been interesting to watch, but now it's my turn to be part of the staff, how hilarious.
Since there was no time to memorize the script, and it was the last show, we were told that we could improvise as for the dialogues. Shiromeguri-senpai told us that combat was not necessary, but senpai of the Judo club said that there would be no problem with it, and as I also nodded to his words, it was decided that it would happen as normal.
I could notice his look full of resentment towards me. It is likely that he wants to unburden himself to me now that this situation arose.
The good thing is that the villain wears a mask on the upper part of his face, so it made things much easier for me.
''Tsurumi-kun, thank you very much again for helping us, I'll come later to thank you properly at the service club.''
It was already a few seconds before the curtain was opened, so Shiromeguri-senpai gave me some words of encouragement.
''I didn't do it because I'm part of the service club, you could say I did it because I wanted to do it.'' Of course, there's also the factor of Shiromeguri-senpai liking me more, but I preferred to omit that.
''You're seriously someone good.'' She said with a smile before the curtain opened.
I'm glad to act as a Pan-san at Destinyland, I got used to being watched by various people. Besides, the mask I have makes it less complicated.
Thus, began the performance, I was in front of the hero while Shiromeguri-senpai was held back by my vile lackeys.
''This time you won't get away with it, I as the hero will take it upon myself to defeat you and rescue the princess.'' Said that guy with a lot of arrogance, something the hero shouldn't do.
I just had to play along.
''Do you think a heroic attempt as you can defeat me? Why don't you stop daydreaming, or do you want me to humiliate you again like that time?'' This last I said it with a certain mockery, something that the hero took it personally since he did not hesitate to approach me to hit me.
I limited myself to block his blows and dodge, I also counterattacked, but he managed to dodge it, you can tell that being humiliated motivated him to train more.
We stayed like that for a while, doing a good choreography, and from what I could see, the public liked it.
I already humiliated him once, so I just relaxed, limiting myself to blocking his blows and responding on a few occasions.
The hero intensified his rhythm, at first, he was calmer, but now it seems that he took it seriously.
His fist went towards my face, but I moved to the side to dodge it, followed by a kick towards my head, which I had to block with my arm.
I tried to hit him with my free arm, but that only left me off-guard, and since I didn't take it seriously, it left me vulnerable.
I could feel the cold ground on my back, the hero took advantage of my opening to apply a judo key against the ground, and as I was out of concentration, I could not do anything to avoid it.
I'd be lying if I said it didn't hurt, but there was nothing to do, since in the end my role was to lose against the hero.
''Win?'' He wondered with some hesitation but was quickly filled with determination. ''Win! In the end, the hero always wins, a villain as useless as you can only be treated as a trash. In fact, that's what you are, a mere trash who only beats me because I got confident, but if I take it seriously, there's no way I'll lose.''
Was there a need to be so arrogant in saying this? Although I guess, he must have kept it to himself since I humiliated him on that occasion.
''I proved it to you, the hero always wins, I'm invincible! A pathetic villain could do nothing against my clear skill and physical ability.''
I'm sure he forgot he was acting and let out all his emotions.
I could notice some doubt in the audience's gaze as if they were wondering if the hero should act that way. The hero is supposed to be benevolent, and once he defeated the villain, he should rescue the princess, but in this case, it seems that the hero's priority is to show his superiority to the villain.
''You saw it, didn't you, everyone saw it, I defeated him, so I'm the best!''
First, I just ignored his words, but they started to piss me off.
I only did it because I lost my concentration and took it lightly. I really am still an idiot in that area, but you can't blame me. After humiliating him that time, I couldn't take him seriously even if I wanted to.
Although if I think about it, Shiromeguri-senpai mentioned that we could improvise, and, technically, there are some occasions where the hero turns out to be more rotten than the villain, his actions being a way of showing that the hero is the real villain.
And from the way the audience started watching it, I can deduce that I'm not so wrong.
What better plot twist than to have the villain win this time, and being the last show, there would be no problem with improvising the ending as well.
I decided, since I'm in it, why not go all the way, after all, the guy in front of me looks more like the villain than me. And I think the audience would like a different ending better.
''And who decided that?''
After saying this, I did a somersault with which I stood up, something quite flashy, as it caught everyone's attention.
I started to move my limbs in a presumptuous way.
''Do you know why I kidnapped the princess? To protect her from you, when doing investigations, I noticed how rotten you are inside, so I had to pretend to be the villain to expose you, but I see that you did it yourself, so you saved me a lot of work.''
''Do you think you stand a chance against me? Let me teach you a lesson, and in the end, I'll claim the princess as my wife while you'll just watch everything like a loser.''
I don't know if he played along or just said the first thing he thought of, but it works for me. Since the whole audience started glaring at him, giving credence to my words.
''Try it if you can.'' I said in an arrogant manner.
I could hear the audience supporting me, kind of hilarious that the audience supports the one who is the villain.
The hero advanced towards me, but I blocked all his punches. During these exchanges, I impacted my fists on several parts of his body. Of course, I didn't use all my strength, or else this would be over very fast,
For every punch he tried to give me, I blocked it and impacted against him.
Demonstrating that I was in control of the whole situation. Which made him even more pissed off.
Although he increased his pace and intensity, I kept hitting him anyway. As the seconds passed, he looked agitated and sore.
Best to get it over with, as the audience seems to want to see that, and the audience is given what they ask for.
''Come on, come on, that's all you can do, the self-proclaimed hero can't do more than this, I guess my expectations were too much.''
''Shut up, you can't win against me.'' He said angrily.
Temperamental people are the easiest to infuriate and make them lose control, and in this case, like that time, senpai is an idiot who gets annoyed easily.
The hero advanced towards me, tried to hit me, but I caught his fist.
''I gave this back to you.''
I kicked his leg, but the force exerted on him resulted in lifting him in the air, I used my other hand to put it on his chest and give him more momentum, ending up crashing him to the ground with an improvised judo key, but much more painful and effective.
The fight between the hero and the villain ended, being my victory.
Although it should not have ended this way, the cheering of the audience indicates that they liked what they saw.
Now it only remains to say the speech that the hero would say to the princess. I really have no idea what to say, but as a consumer of anime and novels, I can use some of what I've learned.
I approached Shiromeguri-senpai while she had a surprised face, but at the same time she had a smile on her face. My vile flunkies released her from her grip.
''Princess, as you could observe, the hero is an unscrupulous guy as well as an idiot, that's why I planned all this to expose him.'' Time to finish this properly, although I'm a bit embarrassed, but the mask helps with this. ''Don't marry that guy, he doesn't deserve you.'' I got down on my knees. ''Instead, I know it can be selfish, even a bit rude, but I want her to marry me.'' I said with a lot of determination.
I never thought I would say those words, even though I'm acting. Even my face must be red in color.
Now it only remains to wait for her answer, I hope Shiromeguri-senpai will play along with me, or I would look like an idiot.
''That was an impressive performance. To go to such lengths to become a villain just to unmask the hero, I highly doubt anyone can do something like that.'' Shiromeguri-senpai walked towards me and put her hand on my shoulder. ''My kingdom hasn't had a ruler since my father's death. I thought the hero would be the best ruler, but I couldn't have been wrong. In the end, the best suitor was always in front of me, excuse me for not noticing you earlier. As for your question, it is yes, I accept to marry you!''
With Shiromeguri-senpai's answer, the audience went crazy, since they did not expect from the beginning that the villain would be the one to win.
With this last act, the curtain closed, bringing the play to an end.
At this moment, closing of the cultural festival is in progress.
The play turned out well. In fact, the audience liked the original ending better than what it should have been, a change of scenery is good.
Even the other members congratulated me and humiliated-kun for our realistic performance, it even looked as if he was a real idiot when the truth is that he is a real idiot who got carried away.
I only received a look of hatred from him as he was humiliated twice, once in front of his club and the other in front of a large audience, and he, unlike me, was not wearing a mask.
But he didn't say anything before he left the auditorium, at least he was a good loser, or his body was still too sore to try anything.
Shiromeguri-senpai congratulated me on my performance, so I can't help but put a smile on my face.
Since she even accepts my marriage proposal, maybe I can use this to tease Hiratsuka-sensei since even though it was an act, I managed to get a marriage proposal accepted before her. Maybe I'll do it later on.
Changing the subject, I didn't think going to see Shiromeguri-senpai's performance would end up like this, but I can't complain, I had fun in the process.
I had nothing else to do, so I headed towards Sensei's office to return the sash she gave me.
As I made my way to Hiratsuka-sensei's office, a small stall with a purple tent caught my eye.
"Do you believe in card predictions? Find out by looking at your future."
Was the message on the sign on the side?
Looking closely, underneath that message it said, occult club.
If there is the service club, it is not strange that there is a club dedicated to paranormal things.
I will not lie, although I should not believe in these things, let's say that I am not the most likely to deny paranormal things, I am the example of something that should not exist.
So, I went in without hesitation.
Inside, there was a small table and two chairs, in front of me there was a girl with a black cloak over her body. Although I noticed a pair of glasses.
''Fate wanted you to come to this place, so I will take the reins and show you your future, please have a seat.''
Is this some kind of role-playing game? Should I say something?
I ignored my thoughts and took a seat.
The girl took out a deck of cards and shuffled them.
She pulled out the first card, it had a picture of a knight on it.
''With this card I can tell that you are a man.''
My mistake was I thought this would be interesting.
"I'll leave.''
''Wait, we're just getting started.'' She spoke quickly so that I wouldn't leave this place.
I felt a bit sorry for her, so I stayed in my seat.
She cleared her throat. ''You didn't let me finish. This letter also mentions that you are someone who protects the people you hold dear. So you won't hesitate to go out on a limb to do so.''
That was a surprise, although it could also be a coincidence.
The following letters, as strange as they were, perfectly described different things about me, but since they were common things that you can share with others, I just chalked it up to coincidence.
Although one of those cards left me wondering since it consisted of two identical figures, the girl had a slight problem giving me a concrete meaning when I told her that I didn't have a twin.
But, I have a definition.
Two people in one body, although in this case two minds in one. In the end, I tried to adjust to my situation, but it didn't work. How could I be when I had lost my life and had been reborn in another world with my memories?
The answer is simple but complicated at the same time, but thanks to this it helped me to cope with everything even though this is just a mask I wear.
While I was thinking about it, the next letter that came out left us both somewhat surprised.
A black tunic with a sickle. It didn't take a genius to figure out what it was. Death.
''Don't worry about it, it doesn't mean what you're thinking, as it also means bad luck or that some things you plan won't go your way.''
If it means bad luck, I totally understand. After all, I think my bad luck has increased in the last few months.
''I see.''
''It would be different if a scale came out later.'' She said as if to alleviate the somewhat heavy atmosphere that arose.
And as if she was a prophet, the next card was a scale.
Her face became somewhat somber.
''So, what does the scales mean?'' I was curious.
''Normally it means the probability that there are only two paths, this is good as it helps to know how you will fare in some things, but the thing changes if it comes out after the sign of death, this means that there will be a situation where you will have to choose what is most important to you. Depending on that answer, things will change''.
''In simple terms, will I have to make an important decision in the future?'' I think that's relatively normal.
''Not necessarily, it can be decisions like choosing two things you like, when you can only choose one. But you can also buy the other one at any time.''
''Like going to buy two books but realizing I only brought money for one, so I'll have to come back another time?''
''Right, that would be a good example. But let's move on.'' She said somewhat more cheerfully.
She went back to moving the cards.
''By the way, if we're referring to the sequences of the cards, what would be the worst outcome?'' I was curious.
''I guess you get death twice in a row, but there are more than 120 cards, plus I've never seen anyone get that result, and I've practiced a lot.'' She said somewhat happily.
She drew the next card, but we both just remained silent as we looked at the death card.
''So, should I consider myself lucky?''
I don't know if it's luck to be able to draw the worst possible result or not.
This time the girl kept her face somber.
''The decision you make in the future will have repercussions on what you decide, as you will lose whatever else you don't choose.''
"Like my life?''
''It would be impossible since for that you would have to get the card of the goddess of...'' As she said this, she pulled out another card.
She remained silent.
I see.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I've already died once, so maybe the letters you're reading are about my previous life since at that time I had two options to choose from, and by making a mistake, I lost my life.
''Well, that was interesting.'' I said as I started to get up.
''Wait, this is strange, this is the first and only time the cards have said this. Your life could really be in danger in the future.''
''I don't know, but by then it will be my future self's problem.'' I said with a mocking tone.
''Wait, if this is really true, the next card should be a sign, based on it the chances of ...''
I didn't turn around, but she became silent again, I noticed how she picked up another card.
''See you.'' I said as I left the place.
After leaving her post, I headed towards Hiratsuka-sensei's office.
Maybe I should think carefully about what the letters said, but my case is special, so to speak, after all, I already died once. So that's probably what she meant.
With this in mind, I continued on my way.
