"Augh! I hate Mario Kart!" Toadette exclaimed as she was blasted in the air by a Blue Shell, having been gliding as she fell into the water and got rescued by Lakitu, who in turn placed her on the dirt paved road just outside the airport terminal. "This is so unfair!"
A female white Mii simply laughed as she pushed Toadette to the side, with both of them and the rest of the racers, all Miis, riding in different kart builds, the Miis being medium and heavy, henceforth bouncing Toadette all over the place. Toadette screamed as she had no control over being bounced about, farting as a result of her flatulent gas building up within her from the bounce madness.
Dr. Hoshi shook his head as he was within the audience watching this, the purple raptor with the light blue glasses in the white lab coat folding his arms together. "It's times like this that I'm glad I don't race with Miis..."
"Ha ha, how casually racist," Peppy Ankylosaurus chuckled as he stuffed his yellow dinosaur face with ripe green lettuce.
"Hey Dry Bowser, just curious and all about this, but did you ever wished that you were racing with these guys in Mario Kart 8 when it initially started?" Silver The Hedgehog brought up out of nowhere as he and the reptilian skeleton were driving around on pipe framed karts around the terminal.
"No. In fact, we had this conversation years ago." Dry Bowser brought up as a flashback started as to the very moment he was asked that by the psychic hedgehog.
"Hey Dry Bowser, do you ever wish that you were racing with these guys in Mario Kart 8?" Silver asked as he and the skeletal reptile were watching the race on the blue walkways above the rest of the airport terminal that the race was taking place in.
Dry Bowser shook his head as he turned to the anthropomorphic, silver colored hedgehog. "No, and do you know why?"
"...Well, not really." Silver mumbled as he blinked, tilting his head to the right. "Why?"
Dry Bowser then pointed at the airport field outside the terminal, with red Koopa Troopa shells and green Koopa shells being shot all over the place as yellow banana peels were chucked all over the place, followed by a powerful lightning strike, several hot red fireballs going off, boomerangs flying around the track, Bloopers squirting ink all over the racers, star power being used by one lone Iggy Koopa user on a Wiggler ATV, a Mii on a pipe frame kart turning into a giant Bullet Bill, bob-ombs exploding across the sky, and a healthy dose of a grounded Blue Shell.
"That is why." Dry Bowser responded as he folded his skeletal arms together and sighed, closing his eyes. "Although knowing Nintendo, no doubt they'll throw me in as bonus DLC to keep this stupid game alive..."
Silver sheepishly chuckled as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "What are the chances of that?" He remarked as Dry Bowser glanced at him.
"...I can see that didn't age well," Silver chuckled as he used the remaining mushroom he had in stock to catch up.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as the two glided onto the hovering blue curving platform. "Nothing that's contemporary does when you think about it."
Link and Pikachu watched as the racers continued zipping through the airport terminal, the two Nintendo characters having a meal with each other at the Wendy's as they spoke to each other in grunts and Pokemon talk, with Link simply exclaiming as he slashed his sword around.
"Pika pi." Pikachu agreed as he nodded his head to Link's exclamations, sucking up on some ketchup as Link ate his grilled chicken sandwich, only to get chased later by the chicken like Cuccos that followed him all the way from Hyrule, with Pikachu zapping some of them in response.
Pink Gold Peach was riding on the Teddy Buggy ATV, with everyone else having the same vehicle build as it was the last lap of the race, with the Piantas and Nokis cheering her on as she entered the airport terminal.
"I'm going to actually do it... I'm finally going to win a trace for once in my pathetic life as a glorified recolor!" Pink Gold Peach exclaimed as she felt alive for the first time in her life since being hated by everyone for being overused due to her stats and copied looks.
Alas, that victory would not be, as she was zapped by lightning, then knocked into the air by a ricocheting green shell, then bitten viciously by a Piranha Plant held by Wendy O' Koopa, who took first, then knocked again into the air by a Super Horn from Iggy Koopa, who got seconded. She was then flattened by Baby Daisy, then knocked to the side by Toad using a Golden Mushroom, then rammed into the air by Waluigi using a star, then blasted by a bob-omb from Donkey Kong. As she popped up back to normal, she was blasted by a Boomerang chucked by Shy Guy, then blasted by a blue shell by Lakitu, then rammed into the side by Princess Peach, blasted by Koopa Troopa using a Bullet Bill, rammed by Princess Daisy using a mushroom, and finally passed by Lemmy Koopa, who blew a raspberry towards her as he went across the finish line. Pink Gold Peach began crying as she got last place in twelfth, with Toadette feeling bad as she and Dry Bowser were both watching.
"Ooh, poor Pink Gold Peach. She got robbed so hard!" Toadette exclaimed as she felt like crying herself, her hands on her face as she let out a bubbly fart.
"I'm right here, you know." R.O.B., the gray colored Robotic Operating Buddy, responded as he suddenly popped up behind Toadette, shaking his head as he felt a bit insulted.
Dry Bowser scoffed as he took a sip of his strawberry banana smoothie. "That's Mario Kart for ya, kid. You get used to the item spam, or go home."