"It's times like this that I wish I was heavier!" Toadette exclaimed as she was bouncing about like a giant pinball, mainly due to the four medium sized Miis and heavyweight Koopalings like Roy Koopa and Morton Koopa Jr. easily pushing her around.
The races in Mario Kart 8 were heavily favored to the big and fat racers, so it was no surprise that poor Toadette was getting easily knocked about. Because acceleration no longer mattered, only speed.
Pikachu watched as Link and the male Animal Crossing villager raced across the airport terminal with several different colored Yoshis zipping behind them, munching on some popcorn as he was on the walkway.
"Pika pichu pi, pika pika pi." Pikachu commented with a smirk as he shook his head, watching Link and the Villager getting attacked by a boomerang tossed by a pink Yoshi. "Pika pi, pikachu... chu..."
Silver The Hedgehog was on another pizza delivery as he stopped by the Sunshine Airport to catch the races that were going on, noticing that the racers looked a bit more unusual. He squinted, to see Dry Bowser, Isabelle, the male Villager, Link, a clone of Mario in a brown colored Tanooki costume, a clone of Peach in a pink cat suit, and different colored Yoshi and Shy Guys zipping all past him, making him watch the racers zip out of the terminal and onto the airplane field.
"These new additions to Mario Kart just get crazier and crazier..." Silver stated to himself as he shook his head, continuing on with his pizza delivery as he slipped on a yellow banana peel, landing on his back and causing the boxes of pizzas to fall on top of him.
"I still can't believe you're actually gonna be playable in Mario Kart 8!" Toadette exclaimed to Dry Bowser as they were both riding on the Teddy ATV, going onto the mechanical platform hovering high in the air.
Dry Bowser smirked as he nodded, eying Toadette. "Well, what can I say? They payed me a lot of royalties to use the Grumble Volcano and Bone Dry Dunes. Plus, now that I'm allowed in, I can be as much of a jerk as I like..." He then chucked a red shell at Cat Peach, causing her to fall all the way down towards the sea.
Isabelle shook her head as she pulled up to Dry Bowser, shaking her head as she was riding in an airship based kart. "That wasn't a nice thing you just did, Dry Bowser..."
Dry Bowser scoffed as he rolled his eyes, with him, Isabelle, and Toadette gliding through the air back onto the dirt paved road leading into the terminal. "Oh who cares? It's Mario Kart, you're not suppose to be nice in it."
Isabelle and Toadette glanced at each other as they both sighed in disappointment, trying to pass Dry Bowser without getting rammed.
"You know, you're pretty cute for a Koopaling," Stated a blue squared Thwomp to Wendy O' Koopa at the passenger way into an airplane.
Wendy casted a glare at him as she then punched right through him in the face, leaving the Thwomp to crumble into pieces as she walked away, with the Thwomp groaning in pain.
"I don't like the Shy Guys." Larry Koopa stated to Lemmy Koopa as they were ordering at the Wendy's. "They're a sneaky bunch, and I don't trust them in or out of races."
Lemmy looked at Larry oddly as he moved his hands around. "Why? They're different colored now, so we don't have to worry about looking at red Shy Guys all the time."
Larry then pointed at a scene nearby, a couple of white robed Shy Guys attacking a black Shy Guy as the other Shy Guys simply didn't bother with the scene.
"...Oh." Lemmy admitted as his eyes widened, shaking his head in disappointment as he sighed, shrugging. "I guess that kind of stuff can even get mixed up in something like Mario Kart..."
Ludwig Von Koopa and Iggy Koopa watched on the smooth green grass as the multicolored Yoshis and Shy Guys were raging war on each other, with all of them nearly being run over by an incoming airplane as the two Koopalings turned to each other, with all of them using different Mercedes vehicles.
"Personally, I still think this whole DLC deal was a stupid idea." Ludwig remarked as he closed his eyes and sipped some British tea.
Iggy scoffed as he punched Ludwig in the shoulder, raising his arms in the air. "What are you, nuts? Now we got more gooks to mess around with! I love it!" He then rushed off, planning on joining the next race as Ludwig sighed, shaking his head.
"So uncouth. So uncivilized..." Ludwig muttered to himself as he watched the multicolored mayhem continue on the floating platform bending around the race course.