It was a quite tame day at the Sunshine Airport, with it having stopped raining several minutes ago as the various Mario characters were present inside the airport terminal, with there being no races held for the day. Of course, that didn't stop various Miis from racing about as they were all over the course, with the iconic group being in a nearby part that wasn't part of the track.
"You know, it feels like nothing exciting ever really happens here." Iggy commented as he was cleaning up his Wiggler bike while trying to get one of the annoying Boos to stop pulling his tall green vegetable like hair.
"What makes you say that?" Toadette remarked as she was sitting down on a bunch of golden tires.
Iggy adjusted his glasses as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand, not exactly being sure. "Well..."
"Guess what, guys? I'm Bowser Junior's mom!" Princess Peach Toadstool exclaimed as she emerged out from a bunch of flowers nearby.
"No you're not." Bowser Junior commented as he was pushing several carts into the corner nearby, having gotten a part time job at the Sunshine Airport.
Peach frowned as she lowered her arms, shaking her head. "Awww... I thought that would make things interesting."
"Ha! I'll tell you what will make things interesting." Roy chuckled as he began rubbing his hands on Morton's chest. "Incest!"
"W-what!? I didn't sign up for this!" Morton exclaimed in shock as he then punched Roy in the face.
"You know, maybe I should make a blog. So then people would be able to ask me stuff." Wendy O' Koopa commented as she was putting on lipstick.
"Don't we already have that?" Larry butted in as he moved his arms around.
Wendy shrugged as she lowered her eyes, shaking her head. "Well, yeah, but at least none of us are a Mary Sue, right?"
Daisy coughed as she shifted her eyes around, brushing back her brown hair. "A certain fat clone of Peach."
Everyone murmured in agreement as they watched various Toads, Shy Guys, and Koopa Troopas populate the airport terminal more.
"Well, I'm gonna go dream about guys. Because I'm Gay Luigi, and I hope you made lotsa spaghetti!" Luigi exclaimed, spinning around to reveal his evil persona of Mr. L, only to get a scolded look from Wario and Waluigi.
"Disgusting." Wario remarked as he began picking his nose.
"Yeah. Grow some chivalry, loser," Waluigi teased as he pointed at Luigi, wrapping his left arm around Wario.
"Well, I'm not gonna sit here anymore. I'm going back to selling tires," Lemmy stated as he jumped on a red colored tire and began rolling towards the eastern direction.
"And I'm gonna get more bananas. You can never go wrong with having them!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he pounded his chest several times like the proud stubborn gorilla he was, heading into the food court to demand for some ripe golden bananas.
Ludwig, who was trying to come up with a new piece of music to write, turned to Dry Bowser. "How come Mario fanfiction can be so bland?"
"Because most of the authors are kids. Or idiots." Dry Bowser stated as he himself was trying to do a painting of the entire airport terminal, not getting as much focus as he liked as he turned back to Ludwig. "Or likely both."
"Ble! Bleh heh heh!" Count Bleck stated as he popped up out of nowhere, towering over the other characters. "I'm back from the dead to antagonize you even though I already reverted to good and had my character wrapped up!"
"Not again..." Mario and Bowser moaned as the two decided to challenge each other to a two person race around the Sunshine Airport, with Count Bleck feeling depressed as he noticed that no one had any intentions of being challenged by him.
And thus the day continued to go on as tame as it has been, although all the girls except Wendy left the terminal to go outside and have a wind breaking contest due to all three having the urge to pass fart gas, with Princess Peach farting bassy poots, Princess Daisy farting sloppy toots, and Toadette farting a hilariously gross mixture of wet brassy flatulence, with the various Miis bouncing about as NPCs enjoying the farts they were hearing and smelly as it was a stinky flatulent fest to help spice up the day.
