This chapter is based on the episode Chickenstein Lives
Over at U.A. Academy was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Cajun Fox, Human Sunset Shimmer, Fruity Peppers, The Hungry Burger Brigade, Dark AkaNinger And Malevolent Diablo Pepper as well as Pepperdance, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, Helena Knudson, Camille Bergeron, Pipsqueak And Svetlana Spice as well as the entire team and we were there for Camie's awesome baby shower. We had everything all set up for it. The doctor said that Camie was due for nonuplets or 9 babies! WHOA! And they were all girls. It was going to be a huge birth. Pickle and Barley Barrel were with Camie in the hover wheelchair.
Me: Boy this is the first time we ever had a baby shower here.
Himiko: I know! This is gonna be so awesome.
Sirius: It sure will be awesome.
Tsuyu: I know! First of many for us in either J.D. or Lincoln's harems.
Ochaco: I agree too.
Izuku: You got that right. I'm excited for this.
Qin: I am too.
Camie: Same here.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! I'm really excited for this.
Nico: Me too! Pepperdance, I want to thank you, Cajun Fox, and your teams for coming.
Pepperdance: No problem Nico. This will be fun and amazing.
Qin: Yeah it sure will be.
Cayenne Cajun Pepper: You got that right.
Nico: Cayenne what do you like to do in your free time?
Cayenne Cajun Pepper: I work at my own restaurant. It's partnered up with Lynn's table.
Lincoln: It's true Nico. Cayenne has an awesome Cajun and Spicy food restaurant next door to Lynn's Table. It's called The Cayenne Creole Pit.
Nico: Wow! That sounds tasty.
Me: Oh it is tasty. And the spice is awesome too.
Varie: Yeah.
Lynn Sr.: And she and I are awesome partners everyone.
Nico: That is awesome and fun.
Poromon: I eat there as well.
Nico: Cool cool.
May: That is awesome
Camie: I'll say.
Shaggy: Like yeah it sure is. Guys I'm sorry you had to see us fighting like that.
Me: Ah no worries Shaggy. Believe it or not Nico, Shaggy and Scooby were mad at each other when the Burger Monster made its first appearance back then too.
Nico: Really? Wow.
Sakura Knudson: Yeah but it wasn't that bad back then.
Nico: Still Shaggy and Scooby I'm impressed that you were able to eat that many chicken wings.
Velma: Jinkies. That was a lot of them.
Nico: Just don't fight like that again okay?
Shaggy: Like we won't.
Nico: What were they arguing about the first time?
Me: Hmm. I don't really remember that one.
Camie: Darn.
Varie: Yeah.
Shaggy: But like that was a great battle with the burger monster!
Nico: I ate the cheese!
Me: You sure did!
Camie: No kidding!
Me: Nico likes only cheese on his burgers. No lettuce, tomatoes, onions, ketchup, mustard or pickles, just cheese.
Lola: Boy he likes it plain.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Yeah I'm always specific on that.
Maria: (To Shaggy and Scooby) Honestly you two fighting isn't like you both at all.
Shaggy: It's like really rare of us to be fighting Maria.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
Me: They RARELY fight and it usually doesn't end up violent. It usually is more like a sibling sort of thing.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Yeah.
Shaggy: Sorry you had to see us go at each other like that.
Me: No worries. Shaggy between you and me, do you really eat chum?
Shaggy: Ew! Like no way!
Me: Good.
Bakugo: Sorry, Camie. But you can't get on missions while pregnant.
Camie: I know.
Me: The main mission isn't till later today so she has some time off till then.
Nico: Yeah.
Bakugo: I know. But we're just worried.
Laney: We know.
Himiko: But this is amazing. 9 girls. WOW!
Sirius: That is a lot!
Nico: No kidding!
Bakugo: Look on the bright side. At least you have the new mascots to keep you company
Cresselia: That's true.
Beautifly: I agree there too.
Me: Yep.
Pickle Barrel: I agree too. Captain Rainbow Dash put us in charge of protecting Camie.
Barley Barrel: She sure did.
Varie: Awesome.
We then saw a line of all the other mascots lining up to bounce on Camie's stomach. Mevya was in the front of the line.
Mevya: How much do I have to pay to bounce on Camie's stomach?
Me: Mascots don't do that.
Nico: Camie is in a fragile state like this.
Nicole: Yeah you can't bounce on her stomach.
Qin: You'll hurt the babies if you do that.
Poromon: Oh right.
Horsea: I want my money back!
Nico: Horsea you didn't spend any morning.
Xenia: Instead of pregnant girls just use that on girls ready to fart when they have too much gas.
Poromon: Oh. That works even better.
Horsea: Okay I'll save it for that.
Me: Good.
All Might: Camie, I think you're going to be a great mother.
Camie: Oh thank you All Might.
Qin: It'll be awesome for her.
Momo: It sure will be.
Vinyl Scratch: I agree there too.
Varie: Yeah.
Ed put a pacifier on Poromon.
Poromon sucked on it and it was satisfying for him.
Poromon: (Happy) Mmm.
Lynn: If Harold saw that you know what he would do?
Me: Make fun of Poromon.
Lynn: Yep.
Ed put pacificers on Poliwag, manaphy and Horsea.
They sucked on those.
Harold: LOOK! IT'S THE MASCOTS THE BABIES! (LAUGHS)
Me: Go suck a doorknob Bedwetter!
I fired a wave of water and it wet his pants!
Syd Chang: LOOK! HAROLD WET HIS PANTS!
EVERYONE LAUGHED!
Harold: AAAAAHHH! MOMMY! (CRYING!)
He ran like a Baby!
Horsea looked at Maria.
Maria: Aww you look so cute Horsea.
Horsea sucked the pacifier.
Maria: Also J.D. fired that water.
Horsea nodded.
May: Harold had that coming for what he said.
Manaphy nodded.
Nico: Man what a nimrod.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're not going to like this in the slightest: we got word that a clone of The Baseball Specter has been sighted.
We gasped.
Shaggy: ZOINKS! Like not him!
Me: Oh man, a clone of The Baseball Specter?! Not good.
Qin: I checked with the prison, and Bob Taylor is still in prison.
Sakura Knudson: I remember that case, that jerk tried to scare Luis Santiago so he wouldn't pass Cab's homerun record.
Shaggy: Like, he couldn't let go of that, so he tried to scare Luis away.
Nico: Talk about a sore loser.
Then, Lincoln called the rest of the team and told them of what happened.
Lynn: Lincoln told us the situation, and we're so ready for that baseball ghost.
Me: Without a doubt, we're going to knock this guy out of the park.
Qin: No kidding!
Poromon head a Pokemon cry.
Poromon: Huh? Look!
We saw a Hoppip.
Me: Oh it's a Hoppip.
May: Wow one of the lightest Pokemon that is as light as air.
Nico: Oh and the poor thing hurt its head.
We went over.
Me: Ash, you and Misty and Brock met a trainer for Hoppip right?
Ash: Yeah her name is Mariah and she trained Mariah to detect the weather.
Me: That is cool.
Poromon: Are you okay?
Hoppip: I hit my head on the wall.
Me: Oh poor thing.
We got to healing it.
Maria: A mascot having a mascot Pokemon?
Poromon: Hey, I can have one too!
Me: He is one of the core 310 after all.
Camie: That does make sense.
Xenia: Yep.
Hoppip was healed up.
Hoppip: Thanks.
Poliwag: Yay! We have another sibling!
Poromon: We sure do!
Nico: Awesome!
Poromon: I'm gonna teach you all there is to know to being a mascots.
Hoppip: Awesome and I do love beer!
Poliwag: YAY! Awesome!
Nico: (LAUGHS)
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for The Baseball Specter clone) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted The Baseball Specter clone, he's 20 yards away, and he's already chasing after the rest of the gang.
Shaggy: What?!
Nico: That just saved us the trouble. Let's get him and tear him in two!
Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) He's gonna end up as a stain on the floor. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on The Baseball Specter clone.
Me: Now we can get ready. Please excuse me.
I went to the bathroom and changed into my attire for this.
I came out.
Me: Much better. Now this. KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: (HOWLS)
Nico: YEAH!
We searched for him and we're looking around for The Baseball Specter clone.
Lincoln: Alright, now if I'm not mistaken, The Baseball Specter Clone should definitely be coming right now!
Suddenly, we saw the rest of the gang running towards us, and then, we saw The Baseball Specter clone head for us, and as he threw tons of baseballs at us, Lincoln created a massive indestructible diamond barrier with fire surrounding it that protected all of us, and they burned the baseballs, and it got him so riled up, he banged his fists hard at it, but the barrier was still standing and his fists were all bruised as he screamed and howled in pain, and the fire was really hurting him bad.
Eli: Jeez!
Nico: Man, that's painful, and the fire really hurt him bad.
Baseball Specter Clone: GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! I MUST KILL YOU ALL FOR THE MASTER!
Qin: As if, you're not one of Universe 666 Sebastian's creations!
Lincoln: Don't waste your breath on him, Qin, he's still getting his butt kicked.
Lincoln fired a massive diamond ball with fire surrounding it, and it hit The Baseball Specter clone and sent it flying and crashed into a wall Lincoln made and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we all got ready to confront The Baseball Specter clone, who went charging at us.
Shaggy: Like, you know what, you can consider this your final game.
Shaggy unholstered his massive Shaggy Rogers' Cosmic Eternal Primordial Darkness Erebus' Eternal Night Dragon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Primordial Darkness Erebus' Eternal Night Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dark Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel Fear.
Shaggy: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Primordial Eternal Darkness Dark Supernatural Fear Dragon Phoenix God Angel Fear) Now, we're gonna force you into retirement for good.
Me: Save some for the rest of us, Shaggy.
Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst: And us as well.
Suddenly, the eyes of Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst turned neon and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with stars, elemental forces, burgers, Twinkies, chili peppers, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels, and as they approached The Baseball Specter clone, they left colored energy, stars, elemental forces, burgers, Twinkies, chili peppers, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Bonnie Burger: Even if you're just a clone of The Baseball Specter, you're still just as bad as the real one.
Tiana Twinkie: But, what makes you even more bad is that you're just a construct created by the mastermind of this whole thing.
Cayenne Cajun Pepper: And when we find out who it was that did this.
Bianka Bierwurst: We're going to end his life once and for all. Now, prepare to say goodbye to your baseball career, you insane phantom.
Me: This is gonna be good! U.A. Heroes lets bring the pain!
Izuku: YEAH!
Hoppip charged at him and fired a solar beam!
It hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Me: Nice shot! Now this! WOLF RAINBOW! 狼虹
I combined the Wolf and Rainbow Tai Chi Characters and fired a Rainbow Blast that formed into a Wolf Pack and it hit the Baseball Specter and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Xenia: WHOA!
Nico: AWESOME!
Sena: WOW! That was awesome!
Rai: I'll say!
Me: Yeah!
Camie: Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I can still help out. WIND! 風
She fired a wind blast and it hit the Baseball Specter and blasted him down.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Take that!
Gaz: OVERDRIVE ACCELERATE!
Marceline: It's morphin time! (THUNDERCLAP!) VAMPIRE BAT!
Style Queen: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
Jimmy: MASK ON!
Jonny 2X4: GREEN SYLPH OF THE WIND HEAVENS!
Gi: BLUE FLASH CHANGE!
Linka: AQUA FRIGATE!
Wheeler: INFERNO AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
Ace: DENZI CHANGE!
Thetis: DYNA POWER!
They transformed!
Gaz: KICK INTO OVERDRIVE! OPERATION OVERDRIVE MIDNIGHT BLACK!
Style Queen: SHINING AS THE FORCE OF JEWELS! KIRAMAI DIAMOND!
Linka: AQUA FRIGATE! JETMAN AQUA!
They were ready!
Me: (To the viewerS) Not very many transformation roll calls on that one.
Marceline was a midnight black Ranger, Gaz was a Midnight Black Ranger for Operation Overdrive. Style Queen was a Rainbow Ranger, Jimmy was a Aqua Blue Ranger, Johnny was a Spring Green Ranger, Gi was an Aqua Blue Ranger, Linka was an Aqua Blue Jetman Ranger, Wheeler was a Fire Color Ranger, Ace was a Red and Fire Ranger for Denziman, And Thetis was an Aqua Blue Ranger for Denziman.
Nico: AWESOME! Still cool though.
Bakugo: Try this one! VOLCANO! 火山
He fired a massive and powerful explosion blast of lava and it hit Baseball Spector and blasted him down!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: WHOA! Nice one Bakugo!
Vegeta: I must agree.
Lynn: Batter up!
Lynn fired waves of lava and they hit the Baseball Specter and exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Eli: OH YEAH!
Me: Watch this one! VOLCANO 火山
I used the power of the Volcano Character!
Me: (SPEAKING IN KRONOS LANGUAGE)
I fired a massive wave of lava and fire and massive numbers of fiery explosions blasted off all over the place around the Baseball Specter!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABOOOOM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
The area was turned into a raging inferno!
Qin: WHOA! That was epic!
Poromon pecked him.
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Qin: Take that!
Xenia: Yeah!
Izuku: And this! LIGHTNING! 雷
He fired a blast of lightning and the blast hit the Baseball Specter and electrocuted him.
Me: YEAH!
Himiko: How about this one! ELEMENT! 素
She fired a blast of fire, water, wind, earth, lightning, darkness and light and blasted the Baseball Specter down.
Qin: WHOA!
Ochaco: GO HIMIKO!
Sakura Knudson: WOW! What is all that you're doing?
Me: The powers of the Tai Chi characters. Ever saw these before sis?
Sakura Knudson: Come to think of it. No I haven't.
Me: It's a really amazing and powerful art. Watch. ECLIPSE! 蝕
I fired a wave of sunlight and moonlight and it formed into a Solar Eclipse Sun and it blasted the Baseball Specter down!
Sakura Knudson: WHOA! That was powerful!
Me: You can do it too sis. We'll show you.
Manaphy ran to him and blasted him all over with energy waves.
Horsea ran to him and fired a wave of energy and blasted the specter with a Hyper Beam blast and smashed him all over.
Camie: YEAH! And this! AURORA! 極光
She fired a blast of aurora energy and blasted the Specter down.
Qin: Take that!
Pickle and Barley Barrel: RAINBOW! 虹
They fired a prismatic rainbow blast and the blasts all hit the specter and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Poliwag ran over to him and slapped his face all over with his tail.
Lola: YEAH!
Shaggy: Like take that!
Me: What's wrong Specter? No snappy comeback? No witty banter?
Baseball Specter Clone: I'm striking you out!
He threw flaming baseballs and I punched them and kicked them back at him like Popeye did to Bluto with horseshoes and they exploded all over!
MASSIVE NUMBERS OF FIERY EXPLOSIONS!
Qin: WHOA!
Camie: Take that!
Poromon got on a slingshot and blasted at the specter and smashed him in his face!
Qin: YEAH!
Suddenly, Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy, stars, and elemental forces surrounding the vortexes, there are burgers, Twinkies, chili peppers, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes with red eyes glaring at The Baseball Specter clone: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh man, we've got ourselves a smorgasbord of a battle coming our way.
Lincoln: I've already got some plates ready to collect the food.
Lincoln summoned massive platters.
Nico: Oh, this should be good.
But, The Baseball Specter Clone went completely mad with rage and charged at the vortex and us as well, but he got hit hard by blasts of colored energy. Then, as the vortex faded, Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst emerged, but they were changed forever.
Bonnie Burger grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red and green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red and green highlights in the bangs of her long golden yellow hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a red and green energy aura with stars, fire, flames, hamburgers, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a hamburger with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Bonnie Burger has on a green sleeveless crop top, sleeveless red open vest, red skirt with the Burger Dopant symbol on it, green pants, red legwarmers, red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, hamburgers, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Burger Dopant surrounded by flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding red gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Bonnie Burger felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black and red angel wings with green tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails with red tips and green markings, Bonnie Burger has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Bonnie Burger's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and green energy, stars, fire, flames, hamburgers, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Bonnie Burger's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Burger Dopant Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Burger Dopant Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red and green gems and the Burger Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Bonnie Burger has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the Burger Dopant symbol that said, "Bonnie Burger, Embodiment of The Burger Dopant, Amazing Fry Cook, Legend of the Fry Cook World, Creator of Awesome Burgers of Massive Numbers of Flavors, Warrior and Master of Fire and Burgers, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Fire Octopus Robot, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Burgers, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ボニー・バーガー、バーガー・ドーパントの化身、素晴らしいフライ・クック、フライ・クック世界の伝説、膨大な数の味の素晴らしいバーガーの創造者、火とハンバーガーの戦士でありマスター、宇宙の真の不滅で強力な戦士、愛する未来の妻ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソン、ファイヤー・タコ・ロボットの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、ハンバーガー、フェニックスの達人、そして天使たち
Bonnie Burger has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BURGER DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM BURGER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM BURGER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM BURGER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
Tiana Twinkie grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large golden yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long golden yellow hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes and a golden yellow energy aura with stars, light, Twinkies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a Twinkie with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her golden yellow phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and golden yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Tiana Twinkie has on a golden yellow sleeveless top, yellow short-sleeved blouse, yellow skirt with the Twinkie Dopant symbol on it, blue bellbottom pants, yellow sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, Twinkies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Burger Dopant surrounded by flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding golden yellow gem with neon glowing golden yellow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Tiana Twinkie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive golden yellow angel wings with yellow tips on the large golden yellow feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Tiana Twinkie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large golden yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Tiana Twinkie's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of golden yellow energy, stars, light, Twinkies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Tiana Twinkie's Cosmic Eternal Solar Lightstorm Twinkie Dopant Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Solar Lightstorm Twinkie Dopant Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded golden yellow gems and the Twinkie Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large yellow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth for the pommel, Bonnie Burger has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large yellow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large yellow gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji with stars in between the kanji below the Twinkie Dopant symbol that said, "Tiana Twinkie, Embodiment of The Twinkie Dopant, Amazing Creator of Awesome Twinkies of Massive Numbers of Flavors, Warrior and Master of Light, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Coral Snake Phantom - Corrapender, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Twinkies, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ティアナ・トゥインキー、トゥインキー・ドーパントの化身、膨大な数のフレーバーの素晴らしいトゥインキーの驚くべき創造者、戦士であり光のマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、コーラル・スネーク・ファントムの大敵であるコラペンダー、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光の達人、トゥインキー、フェニックス、天使
Tiana Twinkie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TWINKIE DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SOLAR LIGHTSTORM TWINKIE DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHTSTORM TWINKIE DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHTSTORM TWINKIE DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
Cayenne Cajun Pepper grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, chili peppers, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a hot pepper with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cayenne Cajun Pepper has on a crimson red sleeveless crop top, sleeveless crimson red open vest, crimson red skirt with the Pepper Dopant symbol on it, crimson red pants, crimson red legwarmers, crimson red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, peppers, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Pepper Dopant surrounded by flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Cayenne Cajun Pepper felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light orange angel wings with crimson red tips on the large light orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with crimson red tips and crimson red markings, Cayenne Cajun Pepper has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Cayenne Cajun Pepper's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and green energy, stars, fire, flames, peppers, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cayenne Cajun Pepper's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Pepper Dopant Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Pepper Dopant Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and the Pepper Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Cayenne Cajun Pepper has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the Pepper Dopant symbol that said, "Cayenne Cajun Pepper, Embodiment of The Pepper Dopant, Spiciest Cajun Girl, Warrior and Master of Fire and Peppers, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Human Sunset Shimmer, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Peppers, Phoenixes, and Angels"
カイエン・ケイジャン・ペッパー、ペッパー・ドーパントの化身、最もスパイシーなケイジャン・ガール、火とペッパーの戦士でありマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、人類サンセット・シマーの大敵、チーム・ラウドの驚くべきメンバーフェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、ペッパー、フェニックス、天使の達人
Cayenne Cajun Pepper has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PEPPER DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM PEPPER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM PEPPER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM PEPPER DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
And Bianka Bierwurst grew to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a hot dog with her tiara emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Phoenix Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Bianka Bierwurst has on an orange sleeveless crop top, sleeveless orange open vest, orange skirt with the Hot Dog Dopant symbol on it, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of The Hot Dog Dopant surrounded by flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding orange gem with neon glowing orange lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Bianka Bierwurst felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with red and yellow tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with crimson red tips and crimson red markings, Bianka Bierwurst has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Bianka Bierwurst's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Bianka Bierwurst's Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Hot Dog Dopant Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Hot Dog Dopant Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red and yellow gems and the Hot Dog Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Bianka Bierwurst has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with flames in between the kanji below the Hot Dog Dopant symbol that said, "Bianka Bierwurst, Embodiment of The Hot Dog Dopant, Cooker of Awesome Hot Dogs, Warrior and Master of Fire and Hot Dogs, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Human Sunset Shimmer, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Hot Dogs, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ビアンカ・ビアヴルスト、ホットドッグ・ドーパントの化身、素晴らしいホットドッグの調理師、火とホットドッグの戦士でありマスター、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、人類サンセット・シマーの大敵、素晴らしいメンバーチーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの一員、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、怒りのマスター天界のゼルナガ、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、ホットドッグ、フェニックス、天使の達人
Bianka Bierwurst has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HOT DOG DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNO FIRESTORM HOT DOG DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM HOT DOG DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL INFERNO FIRESTORM HOT DOG DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by the transformations of Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst, and when I saw them, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when The Baseball Specter Clone saw it, he went mad and threw baseballs at them, but Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst fired massive barrages of colored energy, stars, burgers, Twinkies, chili peppers, hot dogs, phoenixes, and angels which hits The Baseball Specter clone and sent him flying into another wall, he got back out, but now, he was enraged.
Bonnie Burger: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Burger Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Burger Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) Alright, you rotten ghost.
Tiana Twinkie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Solar Light Storm Twinkie Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Solar Light Storm Twinkie Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) You better be ready for a thrashing you're never going to forget.
Cayenne Cajun Pepper: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Pepper Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Pepper Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) This is the end for your baseball career.
Bianka Bierwurst: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Inferno Firestorm Hot Dog Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Inferno Firestorm Hot Dog Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) And the end of your afterlife.
Suddenly, The Tar Monster clone got hit hard by energy blasts that took on the Sun.
Lincoln: J.D., did you...?
Me: Nope, that wasn't you, nor me. (Smirks) But, I know only one person who did that.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long golden yellow hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a golden yellow frilly short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and purple gem for the pendant, golden yellow skirt, white bridal gloves, golden yellow knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive golden greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Alicia Knudson, God Sibling of The Suns.
Me: Aw yeah, I knew it was her alright!
Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Morgana Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Grace Knudson, Maria Knudson, Selena Knudson, Caitlin Knudson, Lunaria Knudson, Evelyn Knudson, Valerie Knudson, Arlene Knudson, Melanie Knudson, Celine Knudson, Clara Knudson, Megan Knudson, Carly Knudson, Beth Knudson, Natalie Knudson, Rachel Knudson, Carrie Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Alicia?!
Alicia Knudson: Yep, Alicia Knudson, God Sibling of The Suns, reporting for duty.
Sakura Knudson: It's so good to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?
Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Even though we know you're not one of Universe 666 Sebastian's creations born from his residual darkness, you're still getting your butt kicked.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And when we find out who the mastermind behind this is, he's also getting his ass kicked big time!
Lincoln, Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, Bianka Bierwurst, Alicia Knudson, Shaggy, and I went after The Baseball Specter, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and green energy, golden yellow energy, crimson red energy, orange energy, black and green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Baseball Specter Clone, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, Bianka Bierwurst, Alicia Knudson, Shaggy, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Baseball Specter Clone even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Baseball Specter Clone: YOU! YOU! (ENRANGED GROWL)
The Baseball Specter Clone charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico fired waves of scalding hot water, May fired blasts of ice, and Qin fired blasts of fire, and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness that hit him and slashed at him with his dark greatsword, Alicia and Lincoln fired suns at him and he got burned badly, then, Lincoln fired massive blasts of rainbow fire at The Baseball Specter clone, and he was really getting messed up, and Lincoln fired a ball of rainbow fire which hit The Baseball Specter clone and he got badly hurt.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And now, for the feast.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into The Baseball Specter Clone, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of The Baseball Specter Clone except for his uniform, and he sent him to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eyes, eleven massive and long colored wolf tails, large gold halos with four orbiting gold rings on each corner, twelve large colored orbs orbiting around the legs, and massive colored angel wings of Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst are permanent.
Shayla Arashi: Now, that was so awesome!
Lincoln: That's another clone of Mystery Inc's enemies down and more to go.
Suddenly, I got jumped on by Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst and they kissed me all over the place, and when they were done, I had lipstick marks on my face, arms, pecs, stomach, abs, and back, along with an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and an In Heaven look on my face.
Me: (In Heaven) So...awesome.
I got back up.
Nico: That was one awesome battle.
Lincoln: We took down The Baseball Specter clone and I absorbed him, and we also got tons of hot dogs, burgers, Twinkies, and hot peppers from the attack as well, so we've got a full course meal for tonight. (To Alicia Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Alicia.
Alicia Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, our sisters, Varie, and Mom and Dad again, J.D.
Me: You too, sis.
Lincoln went up to Alicia Knudson and he hugged her, and Alicia Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Alicia Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Alicia Knudson, God Sibling of The Sun, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful sun powers and immense control over sunlight along with light, energy, and life nourishment. Plus, she also has the power to bring the dead back to life and bring new life to newly formed planets and restore dead planets back to life. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Avery, Emily, Abigail, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Evelyn, Marlene, Gianna, Arlene, Melanie, Celine, Clara, Megan, Carly, Beth, Natalie, Rachel, Carrie, and Valerie, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Marlene, Valerie, Gianna, Melanie, Arlene, Celine, Clara, Megan, Carly, Beth, Natalie, Carrie, Rachel, and all of us, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just The Suns, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Darkness, Light, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Gravity, Nature, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Nebulonic Gas, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT OR YOU'RE GOING TO FACE THE WRATH OF THE GOD SIBLING OF THE SUN!
We gasped.
Nico: Oh...shit!
Lincoln: Yeah, it would be a huge mistake if anyone dared to piss her off, and now that you're here, Alicia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Alicia Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Alicia Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Alicia Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Alicia Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Alicia Knudson.
Alicia Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: And Shoichi? You and Kadma did good yesterday.
Shoichi: Thanks Nico. It was awesome!
Kadma: It was awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Hoppip: That was awesome and fun!
Nico: Nice job Hoppip.
Hoppip: Thanks. It was fun.
Poromon gave him a beer.
Hoppip: Ahh comfort food.
He drank it.
Hoppip: (Gulping) Ahh. (BARNEY GUMBLE BELCH)
Barney Gumble: Welcome to the beer drinking club. (BELCH)
Hoppip got drunk. But he quickly got over it.
Hoppip: I have a powerful liver.
Nico: Awesome.
Camie: I'm just so happy.
Me: Me too.
Me and Camie kissed.
The scene cuts as Mr. Krabs' eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry.
Mr. Krabs: [sobbing and flops to the ground] It's just so happy and I will never have that much love! [whips his eyes against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never!
SpongeBob: I've never seen Mr. Krabs so broken up. [Mr. Krabs is literally in pieces, crying]
Squidward: Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen.
Mr. Krabs is crying while sucking his feet. Mr. Krabs continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth! Mr. Krabs' eyes inflate then squirt out tears. He is wailing like a fountain and also sobbing like a faucet.
WHAT A BABY!
Nico: Give him a few minutes.
Mr. Krabs sucks on Hans' thumb.
Me: Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: (Gets better) Okay I'm done. Sorry you had to see that. I was just so happy for ye J.D.
Me: Thanks Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Anytime lad. Also what ye said to Shaggy and Scooby was like what I said to SpongeBob and Patrick when they said Bad Word #11.
Me: Really?
Nico: Really?
Mr. Krabs: Aye lad.
Nico: Wow.
Lily: Spongebob found Bad Word #11 on a dumpster.
Me: what was the word?
Lily: It said Krabs is A Bastard on it. Sorry.
Rita: No worries sweetie.
Bakugo: I think there are plenty of bad words than that number!
Me: I agree!
Lily: Mr. Krabs said there are 13 bad words.
Me: Unlucky 13. Superstitious and rotten-mouthed.
Nico: Yeah. By the way J.D. were you going to really have Shaggy paint the entirety of Lynn's Table from top to bottom?
Me: Well, Yeah I was.
Tayuya: I can show you all the bad words in existence.
Me: That's okay Tayuya. We believe you. Also we got to focus.
Eli: Lets see here. (Concentrates) Whoa! We have a bunch of spicy ones. We have Another Cajun Fox, Human Sunset Shimmer, Fruity Peppers, The Hungry Burger Brigade, Dark AkaNinger And Malevolent Diablo Pepper, Wolf, Cuppa Joe, Carface Carruthers, Great Pumpkin, TTG Squirrel, Sancho, Parasite, Freezer Org, Baby Dahl, Jester the Pester and Cat O Clock.
Qin: WHOA! This will be spicy and hot!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Who's up?
Me: Pepperdance, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, Helena Knudson, Camille Bergeron, Pipsqueak And Svetlana Spice along with Cole Evans, Chiro, Dudley Puppy, Charlie Brown, Andy Johnson, and Valiant, Killer Frost, Cheetah, Celica, Livewire and Harley Quinn.
Nico: Nice!
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Cajun Fox are one person.
Qin: Wow!
Ms. Cheerilee: This will be fun.
Ms. Cheerilee's cutie mark then glowed.
Me: Ms. Cheerilee's Cutie mark is glowing.
Qin: That usually can mean only one thing.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Human Sunset Shimmer, Fruity Peppers, The Hungry Burger Brigade, Dark AkaNinger And Malevolent Diablo Pepper, Wolf, Cuppa Joe, Carface Carruthers, Great Pumpkin, TTG Squirrel, Sancho, Parasite, Freezer Org, Baby Dahl, Jester the Pester and Cat O Clock!
Qin: WHOA!
Lola: A lot of them!
Camie: Yeah!
Another Wolf: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome.
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and had green eyes and had magenta and pink clothes and had pink angel wings and she had a tiara with Ms. Cheerilee's cutie mark on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had Ms. Cheerilee's tail and had a pink blade sword.
Cheryl Cheerilee: Cheryl Cheerilee, Embodiment and Gene-slammer of Ms. Cheerilee and her legacy too.
Ms. Cheerilee: Wow! This is really amazing that you are my legacy.
Me: It sure is and awesome to meet you.
Cheryl Cheerilee: Same here.
Me: By the way is the Another Cajun Fox friendly or hostile?
Cheryl Cheerilee: Friendly and she is a really powerful spicy one.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated.
Me: Action time!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and smashed them down.
I caught the Wonder Ride books.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Can you tell us more about yourself?
Cheryl Cheerilee: I sure can. I am a teach and love all the kids in school.
Camie: That is cool.
Cheryl Cheerilee: It sure is. I love teaching. All my kids love me like a mother and I love them.
Eli: Aww.
Nico: All we can do is wait.
Qin: Yep.
We then smelled spicy cajun food.
Me: (Sniffs) Oh boy!
Poromon: What smells so good?
Me: It's awesome.
Pepperdance: Ooowee! I know cajun cooking anywhere.
Then Pepperdance's cutie mark started to glow.
Me: Pepperdance's mark is glowing.
Nico: Look!
WE SAW ANOTHER CAJUN FOX!
Qin: Another Cajun Fox!
Cajun Fox: (Cajun Accent) OOOWEE! Who is that handsome fella?
Me: Another you.
Another Cajun Fox: (In a girls voice) (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! This is gonna be good.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and green eyes and had red clothes and had fire angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Pepperdance's cutie mark on it and had the same symbol on her shorts and she had Pepperdance's tail and had a pepper scythe.
Cajun Cathleen Pepperdance: Cajun Cathleen Pepperdance, Embodiment and gene-slammer of Pepperdance and the legacy of her and an awesome cajun food chef.
Me: Awesome!
Cajun Fox: Ooowee! This is one girl I can like.
Me: Me too and I love nuclear hot cajun food.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Cajun Cathleen Pepperdance: No he didn't. I made him my spiciest ever dish and as he was eating I ran.
Sakura Knudson: I saw him convulsing with blood coming out of his mouth from that dish. It was called Diablo Jambalaya. WHEW!
Me: Wow! I would love to taste that.
Nico: Me too.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln did so.
Cajun Cathleen Pepperdance: Ooowee! Lets get it on.
Nico: (Gets out Cajun Fox's ridewatch) Time for things to get spicy!
May: (Gets out Fruity Peppers ridewatch) This will spice things up!
Maria: (Gets out Dark AkaNinger's ridewatch) Ninja Rangers will fear danger!
Cayenne Cajun Pepper: (Gets out Human Sunset Shimmer's ridewatch) I will make you live hell.
They used the powers of Cajun Fox, Human Sunset Shimmer, Fruity Peppers, The Hungry Burger Brigade, Dark AkaNinger And Malevolent Diablo Pepper and blasted the Another down.
Then Bradford Buzzard, Nightmare Pizza, Larry the Snail, SpongeBob and Squidward now snails, Holly Phantom Tone Holly, Zokurangers and Red Death came!
Nico: Awesome team Bradford!
Cheerilee: That means my team is next! Awesome!
Apple Bloom: Awesome!
Varie: Yeah!
But then...
ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!
A blast of lightning hit the Another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it!
Me: YEAH! Nice shot Lincoln!
Lincoln: That wasn't me!
Me: Then who?
We saw Spark Mandrill appear.
Me: Whoa Spark Mandrill!
Spark Mandrill: (in a girls voice) That was electrifying.
Nico: Samantha Spark!? Whoa!
Qin: Awesome!
Sam Sparks: That is awesome. We both almost have exactly the same name.
Qin: That is cool!
Samantha Spark: That is really cool!
Nico: You're naked aren't you.
Samantha Spark: I sure am.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Samantha Spark: I'm ready.
Me: Here we go.
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and fired a blast of lightning and it hit May and electrocuted her.
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and purple eyes and had purple angel wings and she had a symbol of a lightning bolt with a Mandrill Monkey in front of it in the middle of her forehead.
Samantha Spark: (GROANS) Oh man. That hurt. (GASP) oh man! Sorry May!
May: I'm okay.
Samantha Spark: (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!
Rarity: Don't worry darling. We can fix this.
They gave her an awesome purple and yellow ensemble and it was awesome and she had a lightning sword.
Samantha Spark: Awesome! I look great.
Nico: You sure do.
Samantha Spark: Yeah!
Cayenne Cajun Pepper: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?
Samantha Spark: When me and Nico found a bunch of thugs and we blasted them with electricity and destroyed them.
Nico: That was fun
Me: Nice.
Nico and Samantha hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Samantha Sparks: Same here.
We later went back home
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Pipsqueak, and Svetlana Spice are heading back to The Nightmare Room, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, this time, it'll be to help Janet, Todd, Freddy, Dex and Alexis find out who among them is a werewolf, but when we find out that Alexis is the werewolf, we're going to remove it from her and destroy it. And once that's done, we're going after our next target: Mutilor, a dangerous alien pirate and one of the Swat Kats' enemies.
Lincoln: We've arrived here in the world Full Moon Halloween from The Nightmare Room, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls, but we're going to help Janet, Todd, Freddy, Dex, and Alexis find out who among them is a werewolf.
Adrienne Midnight: That's correct, Lincoln, and in the episode Full Moon Halloween, it was revealed that Alexis was the werewolf, and she has to be back home before the moon rises or she will turn into her werewolf form and kill someone. But, in this one, Janet, Todd, and Dex were the only ones who left that night, but Freddy Goal, once he saw that Alexis was the werewolf, he was so frightened and shocked in total fear, he was unable to get away and Alexis tore him apart.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: Not good. We got to free Alexis from the werewolf.
Pepperdance: And how do we do that?
Brandon Skellington took out a black bottle and inside it was a midnight blue liquid.
Brandon Skellington: This is concentrated Werewolf Essence, this stuff once poured onto the werewolf in question will cause them to transform. I always have a bottle of this ready in case there's any sort of werewolf trouble.
We headed inside Freddy Goal's house and met up with Janet, Todd, Freddy, Dex, and Alexis and they told us of the situation that one of them is a werewolf who's been attacking people in town in the past few days. Brandon Skellington used his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice, and with one blast of orange and black energy, he gathered the werewolf-catching creatures that were running loose in the house. Then, Brandon Skellington took out the bottle of Werewolf Essence and he sent drops of it onto Janet, Todd, Freddy, and Dex, and they were clear, but when it hit Alexis, she growls and her eyes turn yellow.
Freddy Goal: What the?! Alexis is the werewolf?!
Then, we saw Alexis transform into her werewolf form and she was now out for blood.
Lincoln: Gotcha. (Chanted an incantation) Nukroni Myrontika Fesmona!
Lincoln fired silver lightning that hit Alexis and separated her from her werewolf self, then, Lincoln put Werewolf Alexis into a brutal bearhug and he absorbed her into his body via her skin and assimilated her werewolf powers and strength, and he banished her to The Black Gates.
Me: Nice one, Brandon, that Werewolf Essence really is some powerful stuff.
Lincoln: It sure is, that's some powerful stuff. Now, onto our next target, I got word from The Swat Kats that Mutilor, a dangerous alien pirate and one of their enemies is here.
Lola: Oh man, he tried to steal Megakat City's water and sell it to the highest bidder. We've got to stop him at once.
Lincoln: Yep.
We walked out of the house to confront Mutilor. Suddenly, we saw three very beautiful and super sexy girls with long blue, green, and yellow hair and black hairbands, red eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they had the bodies of goddesses and large breasts, fair skin, they have massive and beautiful black angel wings, they're dressed in black short-sleeved frilly shirts, necklaces with black gem for the pendant, black skirt, white bridal gloves, black Gothic lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with stars, fire, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, ninjas, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are El Shaddoll Construct, El Shaddoll Shekhinaga, and El Shaddoll Anoyatyllis and holstered on their backs are massive black greatswords with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged black blades, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilts, longer midnight black handle, and black pointed tips for the pommels, and with them are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Sara Dollshadow, Gene-Slammer of El Shaddoll Construct, Sasha Dollshadow, Gene-Slammer of El Shaddoll Shekhinaga, and Sonya Dollshadow, Gene-Slammer of El Shaddoll Anoyatyllis.
Sara Dollshadow: (French Accent) That's right, and we got the girls away from Mutilor.
?: Where are they?! WHERE ARE THE SWAT KATS?! THEY WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS!
Suddenly, we saw our target, Mutilor, and he was really mad.
Sylvester: Looks like he's still pretty mad about what happened.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yep, but we'll put him out of his misery. Come on, team.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Trixie's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Pepperdance's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Mutilor, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into Mutilor's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, immense strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Mutilor and he banished him to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Oh man, now that was quite a feast, and in the process, we acquired all of Mutilor's powers, immense superhuman strength, and abilities. (To Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow) And it's so good to see you three again, Sara, Sasha, and Sonya.
Sara Dollshadow: (French Accent) You too, Lincoln.
Sasha Dollshadow: (French Accent) It's been seven years since we last met.
Sonya Dollshadow: (French Accent) And it's also good to see you again, Taki.
Taki: It is good to see you and your sisters again, Sonya.
Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow who proceeded to kiss him all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When they were done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered as he got up.
Sonya Dollshadow: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln went up to Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow and he hugged them, and Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Sara Dollshadow: (French Accent) Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Sasha Dollshadow: (French Accent) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Sonya Dollshadow: (French Accent) Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these three girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, these three girls are Sara Dollshadow, Gene-Slammer of El Shaddoll Construct, Sasha Dollshadow, Gene-Slammer of El Shaddoll Shekhinaga, and Sonya Dollshadow, Gene-Slammer of El Shaddoll Anoyatyllis, The Dollshadow Sisters, these three girls are my Guardian Angels from France and classmates in Cooking, and they're masters of cooking, but shockingly, they are also beautiful and deadly ninjas like their sister, Taki from Soul Calibur, and Sara has a blue ninja outfit, Sasha has a green ninja outfit, and Sonya has a yellow ninja outfit. They also took down those that would harm me without noticing them at all, and to show thanks for protecting me, I made the Dollshadow Sisters beautiful necklaces, and as a result, they kissed me on the lips, and as a result, I promised that I would marry Taki and her sisters along with the rest of my harem when I come of age. Plus, they hate Hawk and Hank with a blazing passion, the reason why is because those two buttfaces tried to harm me with weapons, but the Dollshadow Sisters beat the crap out of Hawk and Hank and wedgied them onto a flagpole.
Me: Yeah, I remember that all too well. Those stupid buttfaces!
Nico: Sheesh, those buttfaces sure are a bunch of jerks.
Lincoln: You got that right, and now that you three are here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Sara Dollshadow in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Sasha Dollshadow in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And finally, Lincoln went up to and hugged Sara Dollshadow in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Sara Dollshadow: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow with blue, green, and yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue, green, and yellow crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with three white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow, and of course, for that little pouncing.
Lincoln made two clones of himself and they had their massive arms wrapped around the waists of Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow, and he leaned down to their faces and kissed them on the lips, but when they wrapped their arms around their necks, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we all cheered for them. When Lincoln and his clones separated, my sisters had atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their hearts were beating like mad. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino, Ageha Shinomiya, and Hotaru Masunaya from Secretary x Secretary and Reika Nozaki from Manager's Secretary - Reika Nozaki.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino, Ageha Shinomiya, and Hotaru Masunaya from Secretary x Secretary and Reika Nozaki from Manager's Secretary - Reika Nozaki.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Mutilor, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Beatrice Tsubame Kazamino, Ageha Shinomiya, Hotaru Masunaya, and Reika Nozaki with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate as a door appeared and we went through it and came back home and we told everyone what happened, and they were surprised Brandon used concentrated Werewolf Essence to expose Alexis as the werewolf and Lincoln removed her werewolf self and he absorbed her and sent Werewolf Alexis to The Black Gates. But, they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Mutilor, a dangerous alien pirate and one of the Swat Kats' enemies.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating him up and Lincoln absorbing him and sending them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and The Dollshadow Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Whoa, you guys were prepared for this.
Lincoln: We sure were.
Me: Brandon's Werewolf Essence helped expose Alexis as the werewolf and Lincoln absorbed her werewolf self and Mutilor. But, there's plenty more to go.
Nico: Yep, so our journey through The Nightmare Room has only just begun.
After we helped Janet, Todd, Freddy, Dex, and Alexis expose Alexis as the werewolf and Lincoln had separated Alexis from her werewolf form and absorbed her, and took down Mutilor and Lincoln absorbed him and sent him to The Black Gates, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Sara Dollshadow, Sasha Dollshadow, and Sonya Dollshadow saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Sara Dollshadow: (French Accent) My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Sasha Dollshadow: (French Accent) He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Sara Dollshadow: (French Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Sara Dollshadow: (French Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Sasha Dollshadow: (French Accent) I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and Lincoln checked the computer, and when he saw who it was that triggered it, we were shocked. It was a girl with black hair, black eyes filled with hatred, and dressed in tattered clothes, it was none other than BLAIR SANCHEZ, GOTHAM ROYAL YORK'S CLASS TRIPLE S-INSUFFERABLE BULLY AND WORLD CLASS MONSTER JERK!
Lincoln: Oh no, I didn't expect to see her again!
Nico: Who the Hell is that?!
Me: That is our old enemy, Blair Sanchez, Gotham Royal York's Class Triple S-Insufferable Bully and World Class Monster Jerk. She's absolutely the worst kind of Queen Bee you can think of.
Helena Knudson: Her parents were decent hard-working people, but she's always been nothing more than a monstrous, spoiled rotten, evil, conniving bitch, a heartless jerk, and a mega bully who hurt and tortured tons of kids and adults for her own sick amusement.
Melanie Knudson: And she hates all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm with a blazing passion because we are leading happy and heroic lives and she couldn't stand seeing us happy, and she's always plotted to destroy us at every turn, but we always foiled her.
Sophia Knudson: Yeah. But, her constant plans to destroy us and our lives ended when we collected a ton of evidence on her: all her plans to destroy us and even conspiring with the jerks and the villains running loose to destroy us as well, along with snatching her diary. We then presented it to both her parents and relatives who were here for a family reunion five years ago, and when we presented all of the evidence of Blair's heartless mega jerk behavior and being a monstrous sadistic bully to every last person in her path, they tore her apart verbally, and they disowned Blair and kicked her out of the house.
Valerie Knudson: She went absolutely ballistic to the infinite power and charged at us to kill us, but we pulverized that goddamn monster hard into the ground and we threw her to the cops and thanks to the evidence, Blair got convicted, and because she was eighteen: the legal age of being an adult, she was sentenced to Life In Prison with no chance for parole ever and she was also banned from Gotham Royal York forever.
Beth Knudson: I thought we were finally rid of her, but it looks like that bitch broke out and has been living on the streets since then.
Luna: I've had it up to hear with her, she's gone and shot herself in the butt by coming after us!
We flew out of The World Tree Estate and Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts that hit Blair Sanchez in the face, and once we landed, that bitch shrieked and screeched like a chimpanzee.
Lori: What the fuck are you literally doing here, Blair? I thought we made it clear we never want to see your ugly face again.
Blair Sanchez: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL! I DESPISE ALL OF YOU! I LOATHE YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE FIBER OF MY BEING! I CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT ALL OF YOU ARE LEADING HAPPY AND PRODUCTIVE LIVES AND LIVING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! I WOULD'VE FINALLY BEEN RID OF ALL OF YOU IF YOU HADN'T RUINED EVERY LAST ONE OF MY SCHEMES! (SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS) AND ON TOP OF THAT, THOSE STUPID PARENTS AND RELATIVES ALL CUT THEIR TIES WITH ME! NOW I HAVE NOTHING!
Lincoln: You did this to yourself, Blair. You have always been a super mega jerk and a monstrous and out-of-control bully. No one was able to do anything to you because of how insane you are, but we were the only ones who stood up to you and ended your monstrous rampage, and we warned you if we ever saw you running loose again, we were going to take more drastic measures to make sure you stay out of Gotham Royal York forever.
Blair Sanchez: (COMPLETELY INSANE AND OUT OF CONTROL) DDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
Blair Sanchez absolutely lost it and got out a club and went charging at us, but Lincoln reared his left fist back and punched Blair Sanchez hard in the face and he fired elemental blasts at Blair Sanchez and they knocked her down and out. Then, he tied her up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and sent her to a special wing in The Xaikora Prison: this wing is reserved for Class Triple S-Insufferable Bullies and World Class Monster Jerks like her and was chained to the wall of her cell that has an Anti-Dark Orb, Anti-Aparoid, and Anti-Dark Magic Barrier with Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy, and she was never ever going to be free again.
We headed back inside and continued working out.
Nico: That Blair really was everything you guys said about her.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Now, she's in The Xaikora Prison forever and she's never ever breaking out and coming here again.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel are heading to Blooper Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Elise Presser: Wow, so this is Whimsical Waters. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Elise, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel dived into the waters and they had fun swimming and they even saw the marine life there. Then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails and his kids cheered.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Blooper Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel are in your harem, Linky.
Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Eli: I had no idea Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel had feelings for Lincoln, but that was quite a surprise.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Elise Presser, Cinderella (Queen's Blade: Grimoire), Despina, Goldie, and Gretel, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 Adventure.
Nico: Battle Belt Galaxy is next.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Flaming Gobblegut next am I right?
Nico: Yep and it's Fiery Gobblegut.
Xenia: WHOA!
Ed Grant: Me and Hulk will go with then.
Hulk: Hulk ready to smash!
Nico: All right lets go.
They went into the simulator and it activated and they were at BATTLE BELT GALAXY!
Nico: Any Tips Nicole?
Nicole: Well this one is a huge chain of planets. You got to battle all the enemies on each one and then get to Fiery Gobblegut at the end. Like how you guys deal with Gobblegut before, but this one will be a hot one.
Nico: (GULPS) Oh boy.
Ed Grant: I'm ready for him!
Hulk: Hulk ready to smash!
Nico: Okay. First we're dealing with Goombas. Shouldn't be a problem.
?: Let us help you guys.
2 figures came. One was a girl with red hair and red eyes and she had red clothes and red angel wings and a red staff and had the symbol of forever red in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt. And the 2nd was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had red and purple clothes and she had red angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of gravity on it.
Aki Takahara: I am Aki Takahara, Embodiment of the Forever Red.
Gira Gravity: And I'm Gira Gravity, Embodiment of Gravity Man.
Nico: WHOA! The embodiment of the Red Rangers over the last 47+ Years.
Aki Takahara: That's right. From Gorenger to King Ohgers and ongoing.
Nico: WOW!
Ed Grant: Gira awesome to see you again!
Hulk: Hulk happy to see Gravity girl.
Gira Gravity: Ed Grant and Hulk. Its been a while.
Nico: We can talk more later. Lets get a move on.
They were off.
The Goombas charged at them.
Aki Takahara: Watch this one!
She fired a massive red energy blast and it hit all the goombas and obliterated them!
ME: WHOA!
Troy Burrows: WOW! Her power is amazing!
Me: Awesome!
They flew to the next planet.
Nico: Maybe this won't be too hard.
They blasted and smashed the enemies on each planet and then they got to the end and out came FIERY GOBBLEGUT!
Nico: WHOA!
Ed Grant: Maybe it will!
Hulk: HULK SMASH!
Hulk Punched it in the face.
Nico: Take out the orbs on its body!
They blasted them.
Gira Gravity fired gravity blasts and they hit the orbs.
Hulk punched it and Ed Grant fired energy blasts and blasted the orbs and he tooted like a steam horn!
Me: OH MAN! Now he is mad!
Nico: (Gets out Cajun Fox and Animal Path's Ridewatches) The animal I'm summoning should be hot!
He activated them and then he summoned a SANGURAHUA LAVA DRAGON!
It was a dragon made of pure lava!
J.D. 2: (THROUGH MY CREST) WHOA! A Sangurahuan Lava Dragon! Awesome choice!
Me: WHOA! That is a dangerous one.
Xenia: No kidding!
The dragon blasted the Fiery Gobblegut and it hit it and it exploded! The star came out!
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Aki Takahara: That was awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
They all high five
Gira Gravity: That was awesome!
Nico: How did you meet Ed and Hulk?
Gira Gravity: I met Ed when I helped him against Disk Wars Loki. I am the only one that hadthe same level of power that can match his. I also helped him capture him.
She showed the Disk containing him. He gave this to me for safe keeping
Nico: Nice!
Ed Grant: Yep.
Gira Gravity: Yep and I met Hulk when he was battling David Banner. I helped him kill his so called father the first time.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: That freak of nature motherfucker! He gives all fathers everywhere a bad name.
Aki Takahara: I agree J.D.! And the Morphin Masters told me all about you.
Nico: Wow! Tell us more about yourself?
Aki Takahara: Certainly. I am the embodiment of the Red Rangers, All of them. Also I was trained for eons by the Morphin Masters. Master Red is my mentor.
Nico: wow!
Aki Takahara: Yep. Me and my sisters the Takahara Sisters are the Embodiments of all the Colors of the Rangers from over the course of 47+ Years.
Nico: COOL!
Qin: Wow!
Nico: Would you two like to join the team? We're going after Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa and we're going to kill them both for causing over 30 years of pain.
Aki Takahara: We would be honored.
They left the simulator and we cheered wildly for them.
Later we were watching TV. Camie was big and she was due anytime now.
Me: How are you feeling Camie?
Camie: Heavy. But I'll be okay.
I put my hand on her belly.
Me: Our babies are going to be so awesome.
Camie: They sure are.
Wednesday Addams: Dare I ask where Poromon is?
Nico: Out on a drive in his car.
Qin: Oh boy. I hope he hasn't gotten into trouble.
Me: Me too.
But then...
Camie: (SCREAMS)
Me: (GASP)
She dropped her glass and it shattered on the floor and there was a puddle of water on the floor and that can mean only one thing!
Me: OH MAN! IS IT TIME!?
Camie: (In pain) I think so!
Nico: Oh man! Lets get her to the hospital!
Me: Lets go! Lets go! DOUBLE TIME! LETS GO!
We got her loaded into Ratchet and drove to the hospital!
Poromon was out for a drive.
Poromon: (Singing) LALALALA LA LA LA!
He came to a traffic light and then a badass car came up to him.
Street Racer: Hey what's up pipsqueak!?
Poromon: Oh hey! Just out for a drive.
Street Racer: Ah one of the Team Loud Phoenix Storm Mascots.
Poromon: Yep.
Sam Harold: Nice to meet you. Sam Harold! Street Racer and survivor of Dead Man's Curve. Want to go for an awesome race down DEAD GOTHAM BLUFF!?
THUNDERCLAP!
THE CITIZEN'S GASPED!
Poromon: You're on!
Sam Harold: Sweet!
The scene transits to A SCARY AND DANGEROUSLY DEADLY HILL! IT WAS FULL OF RAZOR SHARP SPIKES, LAVA PITS, QUICKSAND, EXPLOSIVES AND MANY MORE DEADLY OBSTACLES THAT SEND EVEN THE STRONGEST WILLED OF STREET RACERS RUNNING HOME TO THEIR MOMMIES!
LIGHTNING STRIKES AND STORM CLOUDS MADE IT MORE SCARY!
At the hospital, we rushed Camie into the Delivery Room and I was in there with her.
Nico and everyone was waiting.
Elsa Frankenstein: Poromon's taking his sweet time.
Nico: I know. But he'll be all right.
Camie: (SCREAMING) J.D. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I WILL DISEMBOWEL YOU AND EAT YOUR INTESTINES AND SHOVE THE REMAINS SO FAR UP YOUR BUTT THAT YOU WILL BE SHITTING YOURSELF ON THE INSIDE AND THEN I WILL RIP YOUR BRAINS OUT AND SHOVE THEM SO FAR DOWN NICO'S THROAT THAT HE WILL EXPLODE!
EVERYONE GASPED!
Nico: (GULPS) I Think I just wet myself!
Back on Dead Gotham Bluff Poromon and Sam Harold were ready!
Poromon: Victory thy name is Poromon!
Sam Harold: Bring it on!
Poromon: Ready when you are!
Then a girl came and she had a racing flag!
She then waved it and then... ZOOM!
THEY WERE OFF!
(DEAD MAN'S CURVE BY JAN AND DEAN PLAYS)
THEY RACED FAST AND DODGED LOTS OF THE OBSTACLES!
They went over loops and jumped over lava pits and even dodged ferocious monsters! Then Poromon and Sam came to a mine field!
Poromon: HEH!
They jumped over it and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
It exploded! They got out of the smoke and got to a pit of quicksand and a girl with green hair and green clothes and blue eyes was sinking!
Girl: HELP ME!
Poromon saw the girl.
Poromon: OH NO!
Sam Harold: I'll save you!
Poromon: No, I WILL!
He floored it and dust kicked into Sam's eyes and Poromon jumped the ramp and did a spin and then the girl grabbed his wing and then she got pulled out and into his car. Poromon landed safely on the other side and then Sam Harold screamed and then...
KRASMASH!
He crashed into a rock wall and his car exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He got out with a bunch of scrapes and bruises. But he was lucky.
Sam Harold: Wow! That is one brave mascot!
Poromon crashed the finish line and won! HE WAS THE FIRST EVER TO GET ALL THE WAY DOWN DEAD GOTHAM BLUFF!
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY FOR POROMON!
Poromon: You okay?
Girl: Thanks to you. My hero!
Poromon: Wait a sec. Lola Verdes?
Lola Verdes: Poromon? Wow! Awesome to see you. Where's Nico?
Poromon: He's back at the estate. I think.
Poromon pulled out his phone and looked at the texts and it saw that we were at the hospital!
Poromon: (GASP) Oh my god! Camie's in labor!
Lola Verdes: We better get there.
At the hospital, everyone was waiting.
Nico: I'm worried about Poromon.
Eli: He'll be all right.
Then a news report came on.
Katherine Mulligan: This is Katherine Mulligan reporting to you live from Dead Gotham Bluff where Poromon of the Team Loud Phoenix Storm Mascots has become the first ever to make it successfully down Dead Gotham Bluff.
EVERYONE GASPED IN UTTER DISBELIEF AND SHOCK! YET THEY WERE IN AWE!
They saw Poromon drive to the finish line and in his car was a girl that Nico Recognized.
Nico: Wait that's Lola Verdes! She's the gene-slammer of A Falconfly!
Eli: Wow that is amazing!
Laney: The Hypothetical evolved Sand Wasps in 100,000,000 years Hence. That is amazing!
Varie: Wait a second. Dead Gotham Bluff!? That's the most dangerous mountain race track in the city! What the fuck was Poromon thinking!?
Nico: No idea!
Eli: But that is amazing! Poromon did all that!? Wow!
Nico: Yeah. Hey the screaming stopped.
Qin: Good.
Poromon later came in with Lola.
Armada Cyclonus: Hey, Poromon. Do anything good lately?
Poromon: Well I think you guys saw it already.
Lola Verde: Nico!
Nico: Hey Lola!
They hugged.
Varie: Oh man you're covered in mud. Are you okay?
Lola Verde: Long story.
Nico: We'll have to hear it later.
Then me and Camie came out and she was weak and tired and i had my octopus tentacles out and in seven of them were 7 babies. In my arms was one baby and in Camie's arms was another. They all had birthmarks in the middle of their foreheads for each of the Astrological Symbols of the 9 planets. They also all had blond hair like Camie's and had eyes for each color of the rainbow.
Nico: Oh J.D., Camie they are so adorable.
Lola: Wow they are so cute.
Xenia: Oh they sure are.
Eli: Oh they have birthmarks for each of the 9 planets.
Me: Yep.
Powerglide: What should we call them?
Me: We decided on names already. These 7 here in order are Amy Mercury, Mina Venus. Molly Earth, Rei Mars, Lida Jupiter, Hotaru Saturn and Amara Uranus. This one in my hands in Michelle Neptune.
Camie: (Weakly) And this one is Trista Pluto.
Me: We named them after the Sailor Soldiers.
Amy Mercury: We are truly honored.
Mina Venus: We sure are. It's awesome.
Poromon: Oh they are adorable. Congratulations to you guys.
Me: Thanks Poromon.
Nico: They sure are adorable. You should be very proud.
Me: We are.
Linka: Lets get a photo with them.
Me: Good idea.
Lusamine: Nico, who gets to shine today?
Nico: Apple White and Amore.
Qin: Awesome!
Poromon: I'm sorry guys. I was out on a drive and then Sam Harold challenged me.
Nico: Sam Harold!? You mean the notorious death-defying street racer Sam Harold?
Poromon: Yeah that's him.
Nico: Oh man! That's amazing you won against him. He survived a terrible accident 4 years ago.
Me: I've heard of Sam Harold.
Sam Harold then came in.
Sam Harold: Hey guys.
Me: Whoa! Sam are you okay?
Sam Harold: I'll be fine.
Varie: Let me look you over.
She did so.
Me: What did I miss?
Nico: Oh right.
They told us what happened and man was it epic!
Me: Dead Gotham Bluff!? Oh man! But that is amazing that Poromon won that!
Sam Harold: Yep and he forgot this.
He gave Poromon a great trophy.
Poromon: Oh thank you!
Sam Harold: Poromon, that was a good race. We'll have to do it again sometime.
Nico: Oh no. See if you two ever race each other again under my watch!
Me: Boy that reminds me of one of my dads favorite songs. Dead Man's Curve by Jan and Dean.
Nico: Yep.
Poromon: I'm sorry okay! I was just out on a drive and then he challenged me.
Manaphy: You could've died!
Me: Guys before we escalate this lets head back to the estate and get Camie rested up.
Nico: Oh right.
We went back to the estate.
We had Sam with us and we then got home and I took Camie to the nursery and she was put in a rocking chair.
Lori made shadow clones to help her.
Me: Now if you need anything let us know okay?
Camie: I will.
We left her to rest.
Me: Okay now where were we?
Poromon: You were telling me I could have died.
Manaphy: Thanks.
Poromon: You're welcome. Now I'm sorry guys. I got carried away on that one.
Lola Verdes: Besides he saved me from a pit of quicksand there. It was cool.
Maria: That explains why you were covered in mud.
Juran: Isn't street racing illegal?
Me: Yes it is.
Juran: I thought so.
Me: But they didn't race on a street in the city.
Sam Harold: I know. And I'm sorry. Like you guys once were I get really carried away with my racing. I pick some of the most dangerous places in the world for it. I act REALLY Reckless and always thing irrationally before doing it. It's a curse.
Me: Welcome to our world. We had the same problem caused by Dark Orb Contamination.
Nico: At least Hoppip wasn't involved.
Hoppip: No kidding.
Sam Harold: Yes and I'm ready to face the consequences of my actions.
He held out his arms and Sheila slapped the cuffs on him.
Sheila: At least no one got hurt but you so we'll give you a good regiment of community service.
Izuzu: And you did it while Camie was giving birth.
Sam Harold: I know. I can tell. Sorry about that. But congratulations to her and you J.D.
Me: Thanks.
Sam Harold: You're welcome. Okay Officers take me away.
They did so.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than a clone of We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Poromon: At least I'm starting to use my car often.
Me: True.
Xenia: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than a clone of Chickenstein, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than a clone of Chickenstein, and he's causing havoc.
We gasped.
Me: Now, we got a clone of Chickenstein?! Oh boy.
Nico: (DROOLS) OH, I'M GONNA ENJOY TURNING HIM INTO A ROAST CHICKEN DINNER!
Lincoln: Hey, we still got the hot dogs, burgers, hot peppers, and Twinkies, we can't let those go to waste.
Me: That's true. We'll have those along with Roasted Chickenstein as well.
Lincoln: Perfect, and with my absorption techniques along with information gathering skills, hopefully, we'll be able to find out who it was causing this.
Nico: Yeah. Alright, gang, let's get going and take down that clone of Chickenstein.
Lincoln: He won't be going down without a fight, but we're not letting him run free any longer, he's going to pay.
Qin: Yeah!
Ed: CHICKEN?!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) Yeah he's a Chicken version of Frankenstein. Also his real name is Casmer Codwaller. He did an elaborate business of selling stolen merchandise. He turned into Chickenstein after the National Exaggerator was getting suspicious of his activities in the Coolsville Cemetery and he was going to close down the Exaggerator.
Me: Yep. He got 25 to 50 years in prison. Later life without parole.
Xenia: Wow.
The previous group came.
Whirlin: Can me, Ice Demon, Fireor, Chillyfish, Zavok, Deadwood, Black Lance, Marionette Shadow, Count Nocturne and Kerbero Gangan go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Fireor: Cool. And Poromon we saw that street race. Awesome job!
Poromon: Thanks and guys I'm sorry.
Nico: Oh it's all right. At least you made it out okay.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Just don't do it again!
Poromon: I won't.
Thetis: Nico which gene-slammer do you think we'll meet next?
Nico: Sting Chameleon next.
Me: Ooh! Invisible.
Lola: Yep. Outta sight.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than King Hyperion, a psychotic monster, the main antagonist of the first story arc of the Exiles series, and an insane alternate version of Hyperion, who unlike the mainstream Hyperion who is a hero, King Hyperion was a man determined to wreck havoc across time and space in order to rule over the cosmos as a mad god, and he's come here to destroy us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh man.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is one person we aren't going to like this one bit: the figure that we saw is none other than King Hyperion, and he's come here to destroy us.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, I've heard of him, he's a psychotic monster and an insane alternate version of Hyperion, who unlike the mainstream Hyperion who is a hero, King Hyperion was a man determined to wreck havoc across time and space in order to rule over the cosmos as a mad god.
Nico: Just what we need: a mad god wannabe.
Lola Geh: Leave him to me and Lincoln, we'll take him down and Lincoln will absorb him and assimilate all of his powers, abilities, and strength.
Lincoln: That's right, Lola.
Nico: I hope you two tear him apart and Lincoln absorbs him too. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to destroy that clone of Chickenstein.
Lincoln: That clone's going to get pummeled hard and then, he's going to be absorbed, and once we get done with him, you're next, King Hyperion.
Lola Geh: The suffering and havoc you've caused throughout time and space can never be forgiven, King Hyperion, and for everything that you've done, you will suffer the consequences for your crimes.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to take down the clone of Chickenstein so that Lincoln can absorb him, and once we got done with him, Lincoln and Lola Geh are going to destroy King Hyperion.
We were off. Pickle and Barley Barrel were going to help Camie get back on her feet and help her with her needs.
We arrived at the building of the National Exaggerator.
Ice Demon: Here we are.
Me: Been years since we were here.
We went in.
Me: Wow. This is just as busy as ever.
Fred Jones: Awesome to see this place again.
Me: Hey guys.
Skarr: Isn't this your favorite newspaper?
Fred Jones: It sure is.
Me: I thought this was cool coming here.
Sakura Knudson: Me too. All the stories may have been hard to believe but they are actually completely believable.
Ice Demon: She's right. Some of these monsters are real and they are in the M.O.E.
Nico: Yep. As we have seen.
Zavok: They're even Core Members.
Me: And Non-Core Members.
Zavok: Yep.
Me: That is cool.
Rothar: Now, to look for clues.
Me: Okay and like before we'll go to the Coolsville Cemetery.
Shaggy: (Cowardly whimpering) The Coolsville Cemetery!? Like that's a major heebie-jeebie zone!
Scooby Doo: I hate Heebie-Jeebie Zones!
Black Lance: Well, at least they're no longer fighting each other
Me: Yep.
Nico: Lets go guys.
Shaggy: Like go there!? (Cowardly whimpering) Like not on your life! We're not leaving this office! No way, no how, no chance!
Scooby Doo: We're staying right here!
Later we were pulling Shaggy and Scooby who were dragging a desk with them!
Shaggy: Like I hate this job!
Scooby Doo: Me too!
Daphne: SHA-GGY! SCOOBY!
Commando Man: Can you please let go of that poor desk?
Shaggy: Like we told you. We are never setting foot into that frightzone again.
Laney: You two are such a pair of chickens.
Shaggy: Like you said it.
They then started clucking like chickens.
Ed: CHICKENS!
Ed hugged them both!
Ed: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!
Count Nocturne: You realize this is a chicken monster we're facing, right?
Ed: But I love chickens!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Shaggy and Scooby clucking got Lumpy going.
Count Nocturne: But still.
Ed: I know. But it'll be funny to hug him. (FARTS)
Shaggy: Like yuck!
Erica Haddock: I'll take it from here Ed.
Erica grabbed Shaggy and Scooby.
Erica: You guys are going with us whether you like it or not.
Shaggy: (Whimpering)
We went to the house of Granny Sweetwater.
Me: This is where we found out about what Chickenstein was doing.
We then saw a feather.
Jean Bison: Is that a feather?
I picked it up.
Me: Yep it sure is.
Lola: Big one.
Me: He's a seven foot tall Frankenstein Chicken.
Kerbero Gangan: Is he a silkie chicken?
Me: Not really sure.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: Beats me.
Barath Beyond: Lets keep looking
We got to searching more.
Marionette Shadow: I found something!
We looked and saw chicken footprints
Ground Man: Chickenprints!
Qin: Yep
Lola: Lets see where they lead.
We got to following them.
Deadwood: Okay so far they're not leading to a dead end.
We saw them lead to a mausoleum.
Me: Into a mausoleum.
Shaggy: Like no way are me and Scooby going in there!
Scooby Doo: Reah! And you can't make us!
BAKAWK!
Overbite: Wait did you guys hear that?
We saw Chickenstein!
Me: There he is!
Nico: Whoa he sure is ugly.
Chillyfish: What's it doing?
Me: Lets find out.
We went and followed him.
We saw him heading for the Exaggerator.
Tornado Man: Entrance time!
We went at him.
Chickenstein was clucking.
Chickenstein: I must destroy the Eggs-aggerator!
Then the spirits of chickens appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then...
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out above him and then a massive shower of eggs rained down and splattered all over him and then a phoenix cry was heard!
We landed.
Me: Now that was an Eggs-ceptional entrance!
Ice Demon: Ha! Egg puns!
Chickenstein was mad!
Chickenstein: I will make you all Eggs-tinct!
Me: Bring it on you rotten egg!
Ed: CHICKEN!
Ed went and hugged Chickenstein!
Ed: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!
He hugged him.
Chickenstein: Huh?
Eddy: (laughs) I knew Lumpy would react like this!
But then...
KRASMASH!
Ed got smashed into the ground with a huge fist to his head and he was flat as a pancake.
Ed: (Stupid and dazed) What a chicken wing.
Leni: Ed! Are you ok?!
Ed: (SPITS OUT FEATHERS) I'm fine!
Leni then jumped Chickenstein and bashed and pulverized him!
Apple White: Lets get him!
Apple White and Amore charged at him!
They smashed him down!
Edzilla: ED SMASH CHICKEN!
He smashed and pulverized Chickenstein all over!
Edzilla: Ed no enjoy smashing chicken. BUT ED CAN'T LET CHICKEN HURT ANYONE!
He smashed and pulverized him!
Eddy: YEAH!
Then Thundermon, SkullMeramon, Dumbbelltron, Black Knight Ghost, Stonedozer, Seadramon, Gator Ghoul, Pied Piper, Biowulf and Vortex came.
Nico: Thundermon, SkullMeramon, Dumbbelltron, Black Knight Ghost, Stonedozer, Seadramon, Gator Ghoul, Pied Piper, Biowulf and Vortex came.
Thundermon: Are you ok, Ed?
Edzilla: Ed is fine!
SkullMeramon: Oh, thank God!
Dumbbelltron: I knew you wouldn't go down so easily.
Black Knight Ghost: (to Nico) We heard you had Camie's baby shower.
Nico: Yep
Seadramon: (to Poromon) You got a mascot of your own and a new drinking buddy
Poromon: I sure did.
?: That is cool!
An evil clone of Rico the Robot came!
Me: Whoa! An evil Clone of Rico the Robot?
Evil Rico: That's right.
Me: Nice!
Evil Rico: (to Rico the Robot) Vypra knew Emma doesn't want you to leave her. So she made me
Rico: I see.
Qin: Very Interesting.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Lets get it on!
Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER!?
We got the battles underway
Sage, Fujiko Mine, Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Big Chill, Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, Lana, Tundra Man, Snowdrop, Dana, Ice Man, Blizzard Man, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Mai (Avatar), and Lusamine vs Thundermon, Golemon, Minotarumon, Okuwamon, Blossomon, Knightmon, BlackWarGreymon, Strikning, Jungle King, Scowl, Yost Wrecking Crew, and Universe 666 Live-Action Starscream - Nico's rescue was Camie's baby shower at U.A. Academy and we battled a clone of the Baseball Specter and Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst transformed
Thundermon was first.
Thundermon (to Sage): Nico's rescue was Camie's baby shower at U.A. Academy, where he battled a clone of the Baseball Specter. Bonnie Burger, Tiana Twinkie, Cayenne Cajun Pepper, and Bianka Bierwurst transformed too
Sage: They sure did and wow! It was an awesome and fun baby shower.
Fujiko: Everyone had a great time there.
Big Chill: They sure did and they used the Tai Chi Characters too.
Kanai: Been a while since we did those.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was cool to do those.
Whirlwind: You got that right.
Thundermon: Boy that was awesome! Lets do it!
Sage used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of ice, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Mizore Shirayuki, Shazam, Andrea San Juan, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Monet, Maina McMahon, Brittney, Lucy, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon, Mammothmon, Gesomon, Raremon, Snimon, MegaSeadramon, DarkTyrannomon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, McWolf (Tom & Jerry Kids), Pineoctopus, Red Claw, and Mzingo's Parliament - We battled Another Another Cajun Fox, Human Sunset Shimmer, Fruity Peppers, The Hungry Burger Brigade, Dark AkaNinger And Malevolent Diablo Pepper who are the Embodiments of Pepperdance and Ms. Cheerilee
SkullMeramon was next.
SkullMeramon (to Mizore): Nico, Pepperdance's team, Cajun Fox's team, and the others did good battling Another Another Cajun Fox, Human Sunset Shimmer, Fruity Peppers, The Hungry Burger Brigade, Dark AkaNinger And Malevolent Diablo Pepper. They are the Embodiments of Pepperdance and Ms. Cheerilee.
Mizore: They were really amazing and spicy too.
Billy Batson: I agree there and it was fun.
Maina: I thought it was cool.
Brittney: It sure was.
Rarity: I thought it was amazing there too darlings.
Sweetie Belle: You got that right on that.
Gill Grunt: No kidding there.
SkullMeramon: Yeah. Lets do it!
Billy Batson: SHAZAM!
LOUD THUNDERCLAP!
He turned into CAPTAIN THUNDER! Mizore used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of ice, lightning, water and jewels and smashed them down.
Ben 10,000, Bai Tza, Hannah Thunderbolt Paine, Eithne, Silvermist, Pirate Fairy, Laval Lakeside Lady, Fire Princess, Lady Assailant of Flames, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Fire Sorcerer, Victoria, Ice Queen, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Major Dr. Ghastly, and Skarr vs Dumbbeltron, Needletron, Hydrax, Contemptra, Electropede, Trifire, Freezard, Laughing Ghosts, Two Bad, NES Varan the Unbelievable, NES Hedorah, and NES Gigan - Lincoln's rescue was back in the Nightmare Room and we destroyed Mutilor, a dangerous enemy of the SWAT KATS
Dumbbelltron was next.
Dumbbelltron (to Ben 10,000): Lincoln's rescue was back in the Nightmare Room. He destroyed Mutilor, a dangerous enemy of the SWAT KATS
Ben 10,000: Yeah that was really fun and cool.
Bai Tza: It sure was.
Laval Lakeside Lady: It sure was awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: I'll say! We all thought it was a fun one.
Pipsqueak: (British accent) Yeah it sure was!
Sunburn: You got that right!
Dumbbelltron: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Ben 10,000 used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Red She-Hulk, Catherine Windsor, Space Ghost, Birdman, Herculoids, Thundarr the Barbarian, Lumina - Lightsworn Summoner, Consecrated Light, Soul of Purity and Light, Light Effigy, Guardian Eatos, Athena, Guardian Angel Joan, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost, Ghost of Captain Cutler, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Mummy of Ahnk-Ha, Tar Monster, Gator Ghoul, Old Ironface, Yost Molten Man, Boo Boo (Billy and Mandy), Thunderbird, Mary Francis, and Daisy the Chupacabra - The Next Galaxy
Black Knight Ghost was next.
Black Knight Ghost (to Red She Hulk): The Next Galaxy was Battle Belt Galaxy. How many enemies did Nico defeat there?
Red She-Hulk: Oh there were lots of them! We counted 423 of them.
Catherine Windsor: (British accent) That was so fun!
Lumina: It was so amazing.
Pinkie Pie: Boy that was an awesome and amazing adventure!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was fun.
Featherweight: It sure was awesome.
Sprocket: You got that right.
Black Knight Ghost: Yep. Lets do it!
Red She-Hulk used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Thing, Babs Bunny, Selena Logan, Samurai Jack Sirens, Bulk Biceps, Susie, Ice Master, Victoria, Ice Queen, Athena, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Number 83: Galaxy Queen, Wingweaver, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, RD Lynn, and Commando Man vs Stonedozer, Electropede, Contemptra, Vilevine, Freezard, Trifire, Fireor, Mortimer Mouse, Sumo Kong, Cloaked Ghostfreak, Mutant Dexter, and Gimme - Camie giving birth
Stonedozer was next.
Stonedozer (to Thing): Camie gave birth earlier. What did she name their kids?
Thing: They are named in honor of the Sailor Soldiers. Their names are Amy Mercury, Mina Venus. Molly Earth, Rei Mars, Lida Jupiter, Hotaru Saturn, Amara Uranus, Michelle Neptune and Trista Pluto.
Babs Bunny: They are so adorable.
Ice Master: They sure are awesome.
Applejack: Boy they sure are!
Apple Bloom: Here's a picture of them.
Apple Bloom showed a photo of them on her phone and it was awesome.
Stonedozer: Oh they are so awesome and adorable!
Flashwing: They sure are.
Stonedozer: Well congratulations to J.D. and Camie. Lets do it!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
He used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Poromon, Caren, Poliwag, Shinichi Saruhara, Beros, Alessa Garcia, Minerva - Lightsworn Maiden, Fairy's Gift, Shining Friendship, Victoria, Dancing Fairy, Aqua Spirit, Dark Magician Girl, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Dimitri LouSteau, and Jean Bison VS Seadramon, Shellmon, Kuwagamon, Andromon, Meramon, Unimon, Monzaemon, Big Lenny, Gazimon, Victor (Spongebob), Earth Kang, and Universe 666 Salem - Poromon in a Street Race and he won
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon (to Poromon): I heard you were in a street race. And that you won!
Poromon: I sure did! I was just out on a drive when it happened and it was awesome.
Caren: They raced down Dead Gotham Bluff and man was it treacherous! But it was cool!
Minerva: Yeah no kidding there!
Fluttershy: But it was really cool.
Tornado Bolt: Dangerous but awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah no kidding there.
Stealth Elf: That is for sure!
Seadramon: Indeed. Lets do it!
Poromon used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Becca Chang, Elizabeth Swann, Bulla, Valese, ChiChi, Jade Chan, Olma the Sea Bishop, Ariel, Ariel's Sisters, Eli, Melody, Athena (Little Mermaid), Cure Mermaid, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul, Tar Monster, Old Ironface, Williwaw, Snow Beast, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Black Knight of Merlin, Yost Pyro, Kasumi Clone, Dragonfly, Snapdragon, and Yost Trapster - Chickenstein is next!
Gator Ghoul was next.
Gator Ghoul (to Becca): Chickenstein is next! Another of my fellow Scooby Doo monsters!
Becca: I know! And it's awesome!
Elizabeth Swann: (British Accent) Except this is one from when Shaggy and friends were kids but a Scooby Doo Monster nonetheless
Olma: That is for sure.
Starlight Glimmer: One that we're going to kick some butt with.
Cozy Glow: You got that right.
Hex: Yeah no kidding.
Gator Ghoul: I agree. Lets do it!
Becca used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Gwen, Sissi Delmas, Sumae Mizuno, Shijimi Chouno, and Tonko Oniyama, The Bimbettes, Flora, Fauna and Merriweather, Huey, Dewey and Louie, Miti, Kameo, Sly Cooper, Luffy, Naruto, Goku, Sora, Twilight Sprakle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Ra's Al Ghul and Ground Man VS Pied Piper, Shade, Grundy, Grodd, Black Manta, Toyman, Captain Cold, Scooby Snax Monster, Student Body Presidents Lizardmen, Universe 666 Banno, Universe 666 Ginga, and Julio - Chickenstein tried to destroy Fred's favorite newspaper the National Exaggerator
Pied Piper was next.
Pied Piper (to Gwen): Chickenstein tried to destroy Fred's favorite newspaper. It was called the National Exaggerator
Gwen: That's right and it was awesome how it shows awesome monsters all over.
Sissi Delmas: It sure is awesome and funny.
Miti: We all think it's cool and some of the monsters in it are real.
Kameo: I agree there too.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is. And the monsters are all awesome and cool.
Starshine Sparkle: That is for sure.
Spyro: You got that right!
Pied Piper: I agree. Lets do it!
Gwen used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of energy, magic and darkness and smashed them down.
Jake Long, Yumi, Tabitha Welkington, Bonnie, Lucy, Sabrina, Fionia, Kameo, Laney, Crysta, Poison Ivy, Becky, Kouta, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Overbite and Seawing VS Biowulf, Skalamander, Noface, Universe 666 Van Kleiss, Universe 666 Breach, Universe 666 Alpha, Evil Metal Man, Ludo, Sweetcheeks, Wood Ninja, Esper, and Nightmare (Metroid Other M) - Chickenstein is going to be a fried chicken dinner
Biowolf was next.
Biowulf: Chickenstein is going to be a fried chicken dinner. I hope we can eat it
Jake Long: Oh we're going to be really eating him.
Yumi: I could use an awesome chicken dinner.
Fionia: Me too and it will be good!
Princess Celestia: I agree there and I'm hungry.
King Solar: You got that right.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there myself.
Amber Morning: You got that right.
Spotlight: No kidding there!
Biowulf: Indeed. Lets do it!
Jake used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of light and fire and smashed them down.
Aerrow, Olivia Echmeneff, Gemini Richie, Levina Zeus, Aurora Leocadia, Morana Marzann, Lunar Queen Elzaim, Maiden of the Moonlight, Maiden of the Aqua, Fire Princess, Victoria, Ice Queen, Guardian Eatos, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex, Undergrowth, Skulker, Box Ghost, Lunch Lady Ghost, Kitty, Johnny 13, Teen Tornado, Sublimino, RID Anvil, Black Anvil, and Lord Fear - Chickenstein will be an awesome dinner
Vortex was next.
Vortex (to Aerrow): Chickenstein will be an awesome dinner. Now, if only Ed can stop going crazy over it
Aerrow: (LAUGHS) You know how much Ed loves chickens.
Olivia Echmeneff: That guy is really hungry roasted chickens.
Lunar Queen Elzaim: He sure is.
Princess Luna: I agree there and he loves them.
Moondust: He is a hungry one.
Snowdrop: That is for sure.
Gari: I agree there myself.
Blackout: You got that right.
Vortex: Indeed. Lets do it!
Aerrow used the Megaforce Gear and they fired waves of darkness and wind and smashed them down.
Megaforce Rangers, W Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Evil Rico
Evil Rico was next.
Evil Rico: This will be just as awesome.
Nico: It sure will be awesome.
May: Yeah!
Evil Rico: Indeed. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Chickenstein, they are a massive collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on that clone of Chickenstein and one blast from the blasters will hurt him badly.
Nico teleported back with them.
Megaforce Rangers: GO GO MEGAFORCE!
CYCLONE! JOKER!
Philip and Shotaro: HENSHIN!
they transformed!
Troy Burrows: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Gia: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Lilith: SONG OF THE SIREN! MEGAFORCE GREEN!
All: EARTHS DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Nico: YEAH!
Shotaro: Time to count up your sins!
Troy: Lets bring them together!
They formed the Megaforce Blaster and charged it up!
Nico: FIRE!
Rangers: DYNAMIC VICTORY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Evil Rico and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was destroyed!
Nico: Evil Rico you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Mega Rangers that's a mega win!
We regrouped!
Jake: What are you? CHICKEN?!
Tsukasa: Um...don't answer that.
Me: But you know what goes good with chicken? Orange sauce!
Kamen Ride: Forever Orange!
Tsukasa turned into the orange rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Orange Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER ORANGE!
They turned into the orange rangers!
We went at Chickenstein and tenderized him!
Wednesday, Elsa, Powerglide and Cyclonis used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Wednesday and Elsa's powers, Cyclonis' lasers and Powerglide's speed 100-fold.
Wednesday Addams and Armada Cyclonis: DARKNESS CYCLONE BLAST!
Elsa Frankenstein and Powerglide: SPEEDING FRANKENSTEIN BLAST!
Thetis of Umi III Ice Demon: WATER ICE BLAST!
Wheeler of Fire and Fireor: FIRE FURY BURST!
Linka of Wind and Whirlin: WIND TORNADO BLAST!
Gi of Water and Chillyfish: WATER CHILL BLAST!
Ace of Loonatics and Zavok: LOONATICS BLAST STORM!
Jonny of the Wood and Deadwood: WOOD PLANK BLASTER!
Jimmy of the Klutz and Black Lance: SPEAR BLAST STORM!
Style Queen of Golden Fashion and Marionette Shadow: STYLE DIAMOND BLAST!
Marceline of the Darkness and Count Nocturne: DARKNESS VAMPIRE BEAM!
Gaz of the Darkness and Kerbero Gangan: KANGAROO DARKNESS BLAST!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Overkill the Raptor, Ash Whamp-Jack, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Starlight Glimmer, Crystal (Goosebumps), Woody Woodpecker and Liam: CHICKEN FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy
Lincoln: CHICKEN ELEMENT STYLE: SILKIE!
Jessica Shannon: CHICKEN STING STYLE: BRAHMA!
Peni Parker: CHICKEN WEB STYLE: RHODE ISLAND RED!
Shantae: CHICKEN MAGIC STYLE: INDIAN GAME!
They fired waves of elements and energy and they formed into said chickens.
Lincoln and his harem: CHICKEN FINAL SMASH: FRIED CHICKEN BUFFET!
They fired explosive ki blasts at Chickenstein which explodes on contact and is turned into a massive buffet of fried chicken
Lincoln: Take this!
Lincoln punched the clone of Chickenstein super hard in the stomach and sent him flying into a wall that cracked and fell apart and he fell flat on his back. Then, Lincoln fired a massive rainbow fireball that hit the Chickenstein clone and he got roasted and turned into a massive roast chicken dinner.
Nico: (DROOLS) ROAST CHICKEN!
Nico was about to charge at it, but Lincoln grabbed him and held him back.
Lincoln: Hold it right there, mister. That's for all of us and there's plenty of chicken to share.
Me: Yeah where's your manners!?
Lincoln: Yep. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: King Hyperion.
?: DIE!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the barrier that protected all of us from massive blasts of laser beams that came from nowhere and hit the barrier, but it stood strong and absorbed the laser beams and it flowed into us making us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, King Hyperion, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than King Hyperion, the psychotic monster and the insane alternate version of Hyperion, who unlike the mainstream Hyperion who is a hero, and a man who's determined to wreck havoc across time and space in order to rule over the cosmos as a mad god.
Lincoln: King Hyperion.
Lola Geh: I should've known you'd show up here, you bastard. Perfect timing.
Suddenly, Lola Geh's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, darkness, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached King Hyperion, she left green energy, stars, water, ocean waves, darkness, snakes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Lola Geh: You've got some nerve coming here, you madman. After everything that you did causing havoc throughout time and space so you can rule over the cosmos as a mad god, you're even worse than all the other mad god wannabes. I will never ever forgive you for everything that you've done, you will pay for every last one of your crimes with your own life.
Suddenly, Lola Geh was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are snakes, phoenixes, angels, and Divine Serpent Geh flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at King Hyperion: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Oh man!
Lincoln: This is it.
Then, as the vortex faded, Lola Geh emerged, but she was changed forever and the wrath of Divine Serpent Geh is about to be unleashed on King Hyperion!
Lola Geh grew from 6'5" to 8'0" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her short chin-length green hair and flower clip and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a green energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, darkness, snakes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Divine Serpent Geh emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on snake earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails, she also has Divine Serpent Geh with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its tail for the second pendant on the bottom of her green snake-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Lola Geh has on a sleeveless green top, sleeveless green blouse, green skirt, green pants, green bridal gloves, green sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, darkness, snakes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Divine Serpent Geh surrounded by water, darkness, and stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes, snakes, and angels surrounding a green gem with neon glowing green lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Lola Geh felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive green angel wings with red tips on the large green feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she also now has eleven massive and long green wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Lola Geh has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lola Geh's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, water, ocean waves, darkness, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lola Geh's Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Maelstrom Water Darkness Divine Serpent Geh Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Maelstrom Water Darkness Divine Serpent Geh Phoenix Angel Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Divine Serpent Geh etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold snake heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold snake heads with green gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold snake heads is a large gold snake head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, Lola Geh has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Divine Serpent Geh's head with green gems for eyes and large green gem in her mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji with water drops in between the kanji below Divine Serpent Geh that said, "Lola Geh, Gene-Slammer of Divine Serpent Geh, Strongest and Most Powerful of The Atlantis Gene-Slammers, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Geh, Master of Cosmic Hydrokinesis and Darkness, Powerful and Skilled Swordswoman, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Most Powerful Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lola, Archenemy of Leichter the Jinzo, Destroyer of King Hyperion, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Darkness, Snakes, Phoenixes, Angels, and Divine Serpent Geh"
ローラ・ゲー、神聖なる蛇ゲーのジーン・スラマー、アトランティスのジーン・スラマーの中で最も強力かつ最強、ゲー夫妻の愛する娘、宇宙の水力運動と闇の達人、強力で熟練した剣士、真の不滅で全能の強力な戦士宇宙の最も強力な愛情深い守護天使であり、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、ダークローラの軽蔑者、ライヒター・ザ・ジンゾーの大敵、ハイペリオン王の破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼を司る真の女神、悪の破壊者と殺害者、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティックバスターズ、素晴らしくて強力な教師の素晴らしくて強力な生徒、そして水、闇、蛇、フェニックス、天使、そして神聖な蛇のマスター、ゲー
Lola Geh has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DIVINE SERPENT GEH-SNAKE-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA OCEANIC WATER DARK MAELSTROM DIVINE SERPENT GEH SNAKE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL OCEANIC WATER DARK MAELSTROM DIVINE SERPENT GEH SNAKE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL OCEANIC WATER DARK MAELSTROM DIVINE SERPENT GEH SNAKE PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Lola Geh's Super Angel-Divine Serpent Geh-Snake-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when King Hyperion saw it, he fired blasts of laser beams at her to kill her, but Lincoln deflected the laser beams and she fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, water, ocean waves, darkness, snakes, phoenixes, and angels which hit King Hyperion and sent him flying into a tree, he got back up and he was now really enraged.
Selene Arcangela: Oh shit, Lola Geh has transformed, and we already knew just how strong and powerful she was before, and now. Oh, this is going to end badly.
Lincoln: Lola has done a lot for me and my sisters and took on the wrath of Chandler when that stupid monster was still inside him. Now, Lola Geh is going to put an end to King Hyperion and end his madness for good.
Lola Geh: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Oceanic Water Dark Maelstrom Divine Serpent Geh Snake Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Oceanic Water Dark Maelstrom Divine Serpent Geh Snake Phoenix God Angell Love) You said it. Now, let's get him, Lincoln.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Lola Geh.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) After everything that you've done in causing havoc throughout time and space to rule the cosmos as a mad god, you knew that death was coming for you, and now, we'll make sure your madness dies here along with you.
Lola Geh and Lincoln went after King Hyperion, who continued firing laser beams at them, but Lincoln kept deflecting them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, dumbbells, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at King Hyperion, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln and Lola Geh attacked him with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Lola Geh also did the same by firing dark red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Lola Geh attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their massive and excessive brute superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was making King Hyperion even more angrier than ever.
King Hyperion: YOU! YOU! (ROARS)
King Hyperion went after Lincoln and Lola Geh in a fit of insane rage, but Lincoln and Lola Geh fired rainbow and green energy blasts at King Hyperion and they summoned water dragons and snakes to attack King Hyperion and he was really scarred by their furious attack. Then, Lincoln punched him hard in the face as he crashed back first into a wall and landed on the ground on his back.
Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into King Hyperion's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing King Hyperion into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his powers, superhuman strength, and superhuman abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of King Hyperion except for his clothes, and he banished King Hyperion to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Lola Geh and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Lola Geh's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long green wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, large twelve green orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Lola Geh: Your days of causing havoc across time and space and your delusional ambitions to rule the cosmos are over. Thanks for helping me destroy King Hyperion for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Lola.
Suddenly, Lola Geh wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Lola Geh's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Divine Serpent Geh flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and water and ocean waves and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Lola Geh sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and water and ocean waves and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys, and you really did tons of damage to King Hyperion.
Lincoln: He was one tough opponent alright.
Nico: He sure was, but you did it, you and Lola both defeated him and you absorbed him, Lincoln, and you and all of us assimilated his powers, superhuman strength, and superhuman abilities.
Me: You got that right. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got just the person and perfect for Halloween: Winona Adolpha.
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) The Werewolf Queen of Colorado?! Oh man, that is so awesome and very perfect since she's one of the Legendary Halloween Monster Monarchs.
Me: I've heard about them, and I remember seeing Winona, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Winona Adolpha is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful werewolf and queen of a massive werewolf clan living in Gunnison National Forest right near our home. She's also feared by rival werewolf clans because she'd destroyed them long ago on the night of a full moon seven years ago. Unlike regular werewolves, Winona was born with incredible powers over moonlight, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, and superhuman strength along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of the werewolves, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first werewolf queen of her massive werewolf clan, and she'd destroyed the werewolf clans who menaced her clan. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met Lincoln, and she'd discovered his secret: that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with him, and she was also reunited with her childhood best friend, Rudina Adalwulf. She also fiercely defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and this one time, as Lincoln and Winona were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night and in their werewolf forms on a date to show his thanks to Winona for always defending him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of his enemies, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to kill them, but those five were no match for them because the full moon's infinite energy made Lincoln and Winona infinite-times stronger than ever and they pulverized those five and wedgied them by their panties on a tree branch in front of the house, and after that, Lincoln and Winona shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem.
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: Yep, she's an awesome force of moonlight werewolf justice and hope.
Luna: Plus, there are also other Legendary Halloween Monster Monarchs for Vampires, Mummies, Demons, Ghosts, Zombies, Goblins, Trolls, and Frankenstein.
Nico: Way awesome.
Stonedozer: This chicken was definitely chicken!
Pied Piper (laughs): That was a good one!
Vortex: What do we do with the remains?
Biowulf: What else? We eat them!
Gator Ghoul: I call first dibs!
Nico: I want the most!
Me: Alright, everyone. DIG IN!
We dug into the roasted Chickenstein dinner and we also had the burgers, hot dogs, chili peppers, and Twinkies from the fight with the Baseball Specter clone. We finished them off and then...!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE MEGA MONSTROUS AND EXTREMELY MASSIVE MEGA MONSTROUS LOUD BELCHES!
We let out a massive series of extremely massive and mega monstrous loud belches that forced the Chickenstein clone's spirit out and banished him to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Now, that was quite a buffet.
Nico: (BELCHES) You got that right. Man, that was good, and that's it for the Chickenstein clone.
He was reduced to nothing but bones.
Nico: (BURPS) Ahh! That was good!
Gator Ghoul: Ahh! Yeah!
Nico: Great job everyone.
Starlight Glimmer: (To the viewers) This was a really Eggs-ceptionally fun adventure!
We laughed!
Luan: (Laughs) Good one Starlight!
We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Thos chapter was based on the episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo called Chickenstein Lives! That was a funny one and that one aired back on September 30th, 1989.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Bradford Buzzard, Nightmare Pizza, Larry the Snail, SpongeBob and Squidward now snails, Holly Phantom Tone Holly, Zokurangers and Red Death as well as Cheerilee, Cathleen Chickenwing, Gloriosa Daisy, Sally Snail, Mira Mermaid and Lunaria Knudson and we're going to an Alaskan Mountain Ski Lodge and it's going to be cold up there. Also we're going to battle a clone of The Snow Ghost and January Moonwolf is going to transform against it. Also we're going to battle Another Bradford Buzzard, Nightmare Pizza, Larry the Snail, SpongeBob and Squidward now snails, Holly Phantom Tone Holly, Zokurangers and Red Death who are the embodiments of Triple Berry and the Piano Dopant and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Sting Chameleon and her name is Sina Sting.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Emily Shunoros, Gene-Slammer of Orichalcos Shunoros, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Hades, the overarching antagonist of the Kid Icarus series
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to The Nightmare Room, this time, it'll be to help the good-natured Morgan Gray get rid of the evil that lurks inside him, and then, we're going to take down local bully Kristin and send her to The Xaikora Prison for the rest of her life after we force her to confess her crimes. And we're going to meet Winona Adolpha, Werewolf Queen of Colorado, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Colorado and she's an extremely powerful werewolf and queen of a massive werewolf clan living in Gunnison National Forest right near our home. She's also feared by rival werewolf clans because she'd destroyed them long ago on the night of a full moon seven years ago. Unlike regular werewolves, Winona was born with incredible powers over moonlight, superhuman abilities, superhuman senses, and superhuman strength along with the powers, abilities, and superhuman strength of the werewolves, but none of their weaknesses, and she was also born with massive black angel wings. As she grew older, she became the first werewolf queen of her massive werewolf clan, and she'd destroyed the werewolf clans who menaced her clan. Then, she'd moved to Royal Woods and it's where she met Lincoln, and she'd discovered his secret: that he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid and an extremely powerful Alpha, and almost immediately, she fell in love with him, and she was also reunited with her childhood best friend, Rudina Adalwulf. She also fiercely defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and this one time, as Lincoln and Winona were out at Lake Huron on a moonlit night and in their werewolf forms on a date to show his thanks to Winona for always defending him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of his enemies, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to kill them, but those five were no match for them because the full moon's infinite energy made Lincoln and Winona infinite-times stronger than ever and they pulverized those five and wedgied them by their panties on a tree branch in front of the house, and after that, Lincoln and Winona shared a deep romantic kiss underneath the full moon, and as a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry her along with the rest of his harem.
The next chapter is where we are going to battle a clone of The Ice Demon and we're going to head up to the Snowy Mountain Lodge and help the Morgensons take him down.
See you next time.
