"Halloween" Special Part 2

Peter, Deadpool, and the monster teens began their trek through the mansions underground area. Much to Peter's amusement, the basement of the mansion actually had some sort of secret underground lab, much like the one in Resident Evil. Biohazard. Dude, we've done this joke twice now. Just let it go. Oh fine. Peter, taking the lead, kept vigilant in case his Spider Sense went off. Looking around, Peter had to stop himself from throwing up a few times because the basement was JUST SO DISGUSTING! There are cobwebs everywhere, rat fecal matter as well as mushrooms growing on the walls! Peter was surprised his Spider Sense didn't warn him for something like asbestos or: "AAAAAAGH!" Peter practically had his bones jump out of his skin when he heard a blood curdling scream from Kurumu. "Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!" Kurumu shouted as she jumped into Tsukune's arms, "It's a giant spider!" Giant was a little subjective, it was probably about the size of Peter's palm.

"I got it." Deadpool said quickly as he twirled a pistol blasted the spider off the wall as it's legs flew all over the ground. The girls, and Tsukune, screamed in surprise save for Kokoa and Moka. "There, see. Easy peasy. I also exterminate foxes, werewolves, Dracula that one time, fish, people, fish-people, witches, bitches and ho's."

Moka gripped her temples and groaned, "Please. Please tell me this gets easier. For my sanity's sake."

Peter shook his head, "It doesn't. It...it honestly gets worse." Again, Moka groaned as she rubbed her temples in frustration, "But don't worry. We can get out of this shortly (I think). We just (hopefully) have to follow this weird passage to the surface." Peter took a deep breath as he turned to the exit of the cavern they were in. The door was large and metallic, as he reached out to it he realized there was no door handle and that it was likely locked. "Great, it's locked from the other side." he sighed, "Hey Wade, do you have any--" SPIDER SENSE! Peter turned and watched as both Deadpool and Mizore were caught by what looked to be large web strands and pulled towards the ceiling.

Mizore may have yelled in surprise, but Deadpool was the one who sounded like a girl. As the two were pulled up the teens practically lost sight of them, it got so dark towards the ceiling that you could pretty much only see their feet. "Yukari, light up the room." Moka commanded. Almost instantly, Yukari waved her wand in the air and torches in the room seemed to shine brighter allowing the teens to see the giant spider's nest on the ceiling complete with a giant spider and its children. The big spider itself was roughly the size of the car while its babies looked to be the size of a pizza. "Friends of yours?" Moka asked.

"That's kinda racist." Peter replied, "Not all spiders know each other." he gulped as he watched the big one sink its teeth into Deadpool.

"OWW!" Deadpool yelled as the spider began to feast off his body, "Pork and Beans! PORK AND BEANS!"

"Hang on Mizore, we'll get you down!" Peter yelled.

"WHAT ABOUT ME, JACKASS!?" Deadpool screamed out.

"He'll be fine." Peter shrugged. Moka sighed and got in a fighting stance, holding her left hand in front of her face and her right by her waist as she slid left foot forward slightly, "Oh cool you use Chun-Li's stance from Street Fighter!" again Moka sighed, I shouldn't be surprised, Ben has said the same thing at least twice. she thought. Yukari was the first of the group to attack by trying to cut down Mizore with her Tarot cards, but the webbing proved to be too thick. "Hey webbing is stronger than steel, so unless you have adamantium claws, super strength, or a high frequency blade there's no way you're cutting through that."

The giant spider screeched at the retaliation from the teens and sent it's hundreds of children after them. Kokoa switched her Bat Familiar, Koa, to a hammer and slammed one of the babies in the ground haveing the gross green insides splatter out. "Okay, then what is your plan for getting them out?" Kokoa asked with an irritated tone before a group of the babies jumped on her body, "AAAAAAGH! GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS!" she screamed out as she began shaking her body furiously trying to get the creatures off her.

Ruby began to use her magic to cause large vines to come out of the ground and start crushing the baby spiders with ease, while Yukari began to focus her tarot cards on the spiders that got too close, "OW!" Deadpool cried out in pain as so much blood was taken from him that his arm now looked like a husk, "Oh great now my arm looks like it was on a hunger strike. PETE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!"

"We need to get that spider away from them." Tsukune mentioned, "If Ben were here he'd probably say something like 'Oh, it's your idea, so I guess you'll do it.'"

"Good idea, Tsukune." Peter said with a thumbs up, "Moka, go ahead and throw Tsukune at the Mama and I'll get those two down." Tsukune opened his mouth like he was going to retaliate, but he stayed silent realizing that it was no use at this point. Moka shrugged her shoulders before gripping the back of Tsukune's hoodie, then, without warning, she tossed the teen through the air to the giant spider. Peter had to cover his mouth to hide his laughter as Tsukune screamed. Finally, Tsukune collided with the spider and he gripped to its thorax with dear life. The spider screeched and tried to bump Tsukune off it.

While the spider was distracted, and Tsukune continued to scream bloody murder, Peter quickly shot out a webline and swung up to Mizore and began ripping the webbing off her body, "Believe it or not, this isn't the first time I've released a pretty lady tied up in webbing." Peter mentioned.

"Keep your BDSM kink to yourself, weirdo." Mizore replied as she turned her hands into ice claws as she was freed from her sticky prison.

Peter blinked a few times, completely dumbfounded, "That wasn't--Why was that the first thing you thought of?"

Mizore cracked her neck a few times before sending a massive ice wave over the baby spiders, effectively freezing them in place. "Ben is a clone of you, right? That means you make similar jokes or have similar fetishes."

Deadpool snorted, "Parker isn't into BDSM. Dude's vanilla as ice cream!"

"Wait, so are we just ignoring the revelation that Ben is into BDSM?" Peter chuckled, "Man, I'm never gonna let him live this down." Peter jumped back and avoided a massive strike by the giant spider. "You know, I kinda wish Kaine was here. He'd be able to talk some sense into these guys." Peter looked around the room for anything that could help him as the spider got closer. Looking behind him he spotted a torch hanging to the wall. Without any other plans he grabbed the torch and shoved it in the mouth of the monster, causing it to shriek in pain and retreat slightly.

"What do you know, all spiders have something in common." Kurumu commented, "Sure they can dish out heat, but the moment the heat gets thrown back in their face they can't handle it." she smiled and turned to Peter, "I'm talking about when Ben makes a joke towards someone but can't take a joke himself."

Kokoa ran past Kurumu and cut down one of the spider's legs. "Word to the wise, jokes aren't funny if you have to explain it. Ben told me that one." Kurumu rolled her eyes and mocked Kokoa by moving her hand like a mouth in response.

Moka, tired of the childishness, quickly approached the spider and kicked it across the room. The spider crashed against the wall and formed a crater in the brick walls, however the creature was relentless and was easily back on it's feet, even though now it was an insect and not an arachnid thanks to Kokoa. "I really don't like these 'I'm much stronger than I look' type of monsters." Moka groaned.

"WAIT! I HAVE A PLAN!" Deadpool shouted. The mercenary reached into his back pockets and pulled out two spray cans that say "Bugz B' Gone". Deapool chuckled lightly as he suddenly had a cowboy hat, spurs and a gun belt wrapped around his waist. "You feeling lucky? Well are 'ya, Punk?" Deadpool squinted his eyes, "Go on...make my day." The spider screeched and Deadpool twirled the cans in his fingers like a gunslinger before unloading the contents on the beast. In a matter of seconds the spider screeched and groaned before collapsing to its back and curling it's legs up, signaling its death. Deapool sniffled before blowing the smoke off one of the spray cans, "Jinkies."

Moka blinked a few times before clutching her temples in pain, "Oh...Oooooh." she groaned as she rubbed her temples together, "What in the ever loving hell just happened? Where did he get the hat? The cans came from nowhere, and I'm almost certain he quoted two different things that weren't related to American cowboys." Peter went to say something but Moka held up her hand and stopped him, "Shut up. Not a word. Let's just...keep going."

After the event in the grimy underground, the odd group made their way up until they reached a wine cellar of sorts, "Yeah, let's pop one off!" Deadpool cheered.

"Uh, we're all under age Deadguy." Tsukune mentioned with a rub of his neck. Upon hearing that, Deadpool stopped drinking wine from the bottle, which was being filtered through his mask, and instead recorked it and placed it back on the rack. "Right, so anybody see a way out?"

"Wine cellars are usually underground, Tsukune." Yukari mentioned matter-of-factly, a smug smile pursed on her face, "Which means that the door will be on top of a set of stairs. So if we find some stairs, we likely find our exit."

Peter snorted, "Yeah, unless the stairs are out of order."

"How can stairs be out of order? They're stairs! Not an elevator." Kurumu scoffed. Peter then pointed to the door resting ten feet above the ground and an outline leading from it that clearly indicated that stairs were once there. Kurumu blinked a few times before shaking her head in disbelief, "Okay, but why though?"

"Shouldn't be that hard." Kokoa said with a roll of her eyes, "Just fly up there you winged bimbo." Before Kurumu could retaliate the door burst open allowing dozens of King Taijitsu and Creeper type Grimm to enter at a rapid pace. As the creatures began to fill the room, the monster teens looked on in shock as an old foe of theirs returned from seemingly out of the blue. "Who's this guy?" Kokoa asked as she turned to Moka who just had a deadpanned, almost annoyed, expression.

"That's...Kuyo." she sighed, "A yoko with a god complex. We've dealt with him before." In front of the teens stood the pale faced menace, his long blood hair flowing in the wind. Wind? Aren't we in the cellar? Air was blowing pretty hard through the vents. As he stepped forward, he removed his black jacket to show his black vest underneath, a slight smirk creeping on his face as he got a good look at Moka.

"Finally, we meet again, Moka Akashiya. Tsukune Aono." Kuyo turned his head more and his grin widened from ear to ear, "Ah, hello again, Reilly."

"Actually, that's his brother. Ben isn't here right now." Tsukune corrected, leading Kuyo to frown.

"What a shame." he shrugged, "Well, I'll have no problem killing you all the same. You damned meta-human." Kuyo spat, the venom practically spreading across the room. He slicked his hair out his eyes, when he opened them again they had turned red. He then gained a blue aura around him as his body transformed. He grew five blue aura tails and his nails extended out more.

"Uh...what's a yoko, exactly?" Peter asked.

"Pretty sure that's the big titty sniper from Gurren Lagann." Deadpool mentioned.

Moka swiped her foot and made Deadpool do the splits, the merc holding his groin in pain. "You idiots. A yoko is a fox demon. Sometimes seen as a god."

"Depending on how you look at it," Deadpool squeaked as he slowly got up from the ground, "Yoko is kinda god-like too. I have never met a man who doesn't bow down to a good pair of chesties." Cracking his knuckles, Deapool pulled out one of his Deagles and unsheathed one of his katanas, "I hope you're ready, because beating you will ensure that my descendant becomes the next Hokage!" Tsukune let out a slight snort at Deadpool's remark and had to hide his face so the others didn't see he was laughing at such a lame joke. "Right, you guys take care of the Grimm...I'll take care of discount, more ugly, Sephiroth."

Deadpool dashed forward with full intent to defeat Kuyo in one blow. As he dashed forward, Deadpool felt the aura about Kuyo change and even he felt different. Our aura, it's changing! Wait...when did you guys get aura? It's like it's metamophising itself into a stronger form. Turning me into...a Super Deadpool. What the hell are you talking about? "YEAAAAAAAAH!!!" Deadpool shouted at the top of his lungs as he gained a golden aura around him and his costume suddenly changed into an orange and blue gi with his mask turning orange as well, and music began to play as advanced.

"W-What the hell?" Moka asked with a face of disbelief.

"Wait...isn't that Goku's gi from Dragon Ball?" Yukari asked, "How'd he chang so quickly?"

"Screw that, where the hell is the music coming from!?" Mizore asked.

Deadpool laughed, "If you don't believe I can kick your ass, then just believe in the me that believes that you believe I'll kick your ass! Believe it, Space Cowboy! BANKAI!" How are we speaking Japanese?

Peter cleaned out his ear and looked around in confusion, "So...that was totally Japanese, right?"

"The weirdest part is that he sounded like Dio." Tsukune mentioned.

Finally, after what felt like ten episodes of screaming, Deadpool finally reached Kuyo. And just as he went to cut virgin Sephiroth to swiss chees, the yoko power-slapped him with his five tails across the room. As Deadpool collided with the wall he formed a large crater and had piping sticking through his body. "Hey uhhhh...I think I kinda underestimated how strong this guy is, you can jump in at any time."

Moka rolled her eyes and groaned. "Tsukune, Kokoa and I will take care of Kuyo. The rest of you keep those things off us." she commanded. The others nodded and got into action immediately. Peter swung himself forwards, avoiding a fireball thrown by Kuyo, and began to snare Grimm in webbing. Kurumu then flew forward towards the Grimm Peter caught before spinning in air and slicing through them all like a hot knife to butter. Mizore froze the ground in front of her to trap several Creepers, before making several ice clones to jump on the King Taijitsu to help Yukari and Ruby. Yukari and Ruby were using their magic to fight the giant serpent Grimm, and thanks to Mizore's ice clones becoming ice kamikazes, they arguably had the easiest time.

Kuyo sighed before flipping his hair out of his eyes, "Oh, poor Moka. Did you forget our last encounter against each other? Truly you must understand how outclassed you are."

"I remember you getting your ass beat by a human." Moka smirked, "But don't worry, we'll spare your dignity and not waste our time."

Kuyo frowned as he looked at the three teens who stood before him, "I assure, I was merely being careless before. I will not make the same mistake twice."

Kokoa grinned as she grabbed Koa and had him turn into his mace form, "I don't care about whatever stupid beef you had in the past. I want to focus on the now!" she shouted as she ran forward, "Bring it on, yoko! Prove to me that you're good enough to be considered 'the second strongest!'" she said with a hint of sass. Her tone seemed to have struck a nerve with Kuyo as he immediately lashed out and slapped her out of the air. Kokoa flew down to the ground and rolled, a little surprised by how quickly he moved.

"Kokoa, don't underestimate him. He's still a powerful opponent. It took us quite awhile before we could beat him before." Moka frowned and squinted at Kuyo, "Just how did you get here?"

Kuyo smirked and held his arms out to his sides, "I was made an offer I couldn't refuse! A chance to take my revenge on those who humiliated me!" Kuyo's aura began to mutate and changed from blue to red, a transformation the monster teens hadn't seen before, "And with the help of Jack O'Lantern, I have become even stronger than before!" to the surprise of the teens, Kuro began to grow four additional tails and gained a more feral look as his teeth became more jagged. His aura became so powerful it was as if a massive windstorm was in the cellar. Moka squinted in annoyance, Kokoa grimaced and Tsukune gulped at the sheer power Kuyo was demonstrating. "Hahaha, do you see now? I've surpassed your strength, I'm stronger than any vampire that has ever lived! I AM THE ULTIMATE BE--GYUAACK!!"

The monsters stared in surprise as a blade came through Kuyo's throat from the back of his neck. The blade was quickly pulled out which led to Kuyo trying to hold his blood in. However, the effort was fruitless as a gunshot sounded off and Kuyo collapsed to the ground. Standing over him was Deadpool holding a bloodied katana and a Deagle in his left hand. "Ultimate power my ass." he chuckled, "If you really had ultimate power you'd be able to tank that like a champ." Deapool looked down at the fallen form of Kuyo before holding up his Deagle and unloading the rest of the magazine in the monster's body. "Can't be too certain." Deadpool nodded.

"Wow." Tsukune said in utter disbelief, "I...He just...just like that? You know what I mean, Moka?" he asked, "Moka?" Tsukune turned to the vampire to see she had a look of frustration plastered across her face. "Are...are you okay?"

Moka let out a long sigh through her nose, "I...Just a little upset that an opponent that powerful was defeated so easily by an idiot." When Kuyo was defeated the Grimm seemed to stop coming in through the cellar door. Much to the surprise to the teens the stairs that lead to the door began to retract out from the wall, allowing for them to continue with ease. "Okay, sure." Moka said, seemingly unsurprised after seeing what had transpired.

The group walked up the steps that lead back upstairs and made it to what seemed like a dining room with tons of food. Unfortunately the food looked old, rotten and filled with maggots. "Anybody want a slice of maggot pie." Peter said as he lifted up one of the plates and dropped it back on the table. "This place is gross. Like, I understand being an evil mastermind or whatever, but man that doesn't give you the excuse to not keep the place clean."

"Yeah, even the mansion in Psychobreak was clean." Tsukune nodded

Peter cocked an eyebrow, "What?"

"He means The Evil Within." Deadpool mentioned.

The group walked towards a door that lead them to an outdoor stone catwalk that overlooked a courtyard in the middle of the mansion, complete with creepy looking water fountain. "Glad we aren't down there. Who knows what could pop up." Yukari shivered. As the tween said that, the group heard and witnessed a massive explosion that destroyed a good chunk of the building on the opposite end of the mansion, "Oh, as if there needed to be another reason why I didn't want to be over there."

"Why do I have the feeling Ben was responsible for that?" Kokoa asked.

Moka frowned slightly before shaking her head, "Nevermind that now, let's keep going."

Peter, Deadpool, and even Kurumu snickered. The trio clasped their hands together and smiled at Moka, "How sweet, she's worried about him, eh, guys?"

Kurumu nodded, "Yeah, just look at her face. It's red as his suit!"

"I'm not worried!" Moka scoffed, "If I was worried I'd suggest we break off from the path and go assist." she smirked, "But I trust Ben. He may be only human, but he's damn resilient. He can practically handle everything thrown at him."

"Oh, so you DO have feelings for him." Deadpool said with a nod, causing the other teens to nod in agreement.

Moka recoiled back slightly with a flustered look on her face, "Sh-Shut up! Who asked you!? You...You...Regenerative Degenerate!"

"THAT'S MY NAME, BABY! WOO!" Deadpool cheered before going in for a fist pump.

Moka huffed before continuing forward to a doorway that lead to the next section of the mansion. The others followed close behind and ended up in what looked to be some sort of dressing room, complete with...more than inappropriate clothing. "Oh look, a room full of Ben's 'references'." Yukari said with air quotes. The monsters got a good chuckle out of it, but Deadpool and Peter both looked confused. "Oh, he draws porn for money."

What a hero. "That's awesome, where can I find these drawings?" Deadpool chuckled while rubbing his hands together.

"Shut up." Moka ordered as she, quite literally, ripped Deadpool's mouth off. "Do you hear something?" the group began listening around. Sure enough, there was a constant banging coming from what looked to be a closet. As the group got closer, the banging got louder until a fist punched a hole through the middle of the door, startling most the teens. The arm that came through then began to, what Moka assumed, look for the door handle. The arm kept getting close, but was a little off, so Moka decided to just...slide the hand over the top of the knob.

"Thank you." a voice called out from the other side. The hand unlocked the door knob before twisting it to open the door. As he did so, the whole door fell from its hinges to reveal Ben wearing a metallic looking red and blue Spider-Man suit with gold accents, with Kaine and the others right behind him. EVEN NEO!? "Oh, hey what's up. I was just talking about you. All good things, I promise." Moka blinked a few times before grabbing Ben and embracing him in a hug, much to his surprise. "Woah, that happy to see me? What, did you get zapped with a 'Fun Ray' or something.

"I've weighed my options, you are...SO much better than these two idiots." Moka said as she squinted her eyes at Peter and Deadpool. "You may be his clone, but you are definitely less of a nuisance."

"Uncalled for." Peter mumbled.

"PETER!" Yang shouted as she dashed past Ben and Moka and tackled Peter...or at least tried to. Yang jumped on Peter and squished her face against his and kissed his face repeatedly. "Peter, I'm so, so, so, so, SO glad you're okay! When I saw I was with your brothers and not you, I think I had a slight aneurysm. I mean, they sound like you and kinda look like you but they aren't you! Like, I had to stop myself from calling your brothers 'Peter' so many times!"

"God, she makes me want to puke." Kaine said as he pointed to where his mouth is and gagged. As Ben reunited with his friends, and Peter back with his, Kaine decided to stay with the Remnant group...a little too close to Weiss for Peter's comfort. "What are you looking at, dickhead?"

Peter recoiled back slightly, "Nothing!" he said with a defensive stance, "You're just...really close. You aren't...trying anything, are you?"

Kaine cocked an eyebrow in confusion, even though Peter couldn't see it he could still tell. "What the hell does that mean?" Kaine asked in an almost aggressive. Peter just darted his eyes towards Weiss and back to Kaine, "Whatever you're implying, if it's what I think it is, it's none of your business." Kaine cracked his neck a few times before looking back to Peter, "Well, lead the way." Peter nodded and took a deep breath looking at his friends and then to Ben and his friends.

"Hey man, I'm behind you." Ben said with a nod and a flex of his left bicep. Peter lead his group to the door that lead to the next station and stopped before grabbing the doorknob. "You sense it too, right?" Ben asked leading Peter to nod. "Yeah, don't need Spider Sense to know that this is where we find Billy Corgan."

With a nod from Ben, and Peter looking to his friends and getting a nod from them, he opened the door and the group entered into a large open room. At the back of the room sat the pumpkin head himself, Jack O'Lantern, sitting upon a throne with his fists clenched in frustration. "So...this is how things come to be. All of you, versus all of me." Jack slowly rose from his throne and snapped his fingers, bringing in Grimm to surround the group of teens. "Unforntunately for you, this is where your story ends, and my moment of triumph...BEGINS!" he shouted, throwing his arms in the air and having large explosions go off behind him like they were fireworks.

"You're not the first person to tell us this," Ben shouted out, "I mean, you are like, the millionth person to tell us this. Realistically."

"Yeah, this honestly doesn't make you any different than the normal guys we face." Peter added, "You're just a creep in a mask, all the same."

"Yeah, I'll be honest, I've actually seen jack o'lanterns scarier than you." Kaine insulted, "You're nothing more than a pathetic wannabe. You weren't the original Mysterio, and you aren't the original Jack O'Lantern. Face it, the only thing scary about you is the fact you're willing to wear someone else's filthy laundry." Jack grimaced before snapping his fingers, sending the Grimm at the group of heroes. "Right, so you guys deal with those things, and I'll deal with him."

As the Grimm began to attack the group, Kaine swayed side to side, only leaving cuts on the monsters which allowed them to get picked up by the other heroes. Kaine inched closer and closer to Jack and was prepared to go for a killing blow, but the pumpkin man pulled out his flaming sword and the two locked in combat. "Well? Am I the first supernatural you've dealt with?"

"No. I kill vampires all the time. You're more like a Halloween themed Darth Vader." Kaine stated lowly as he broke the sword lock and went for a horizontal slice, but the two instead began to clash.

With Peter, he was currently avoiding becoming the prey of a Death Stalker, "You know, I never was a fan of Scorpions." he called out as he dodged a swipe from the monster's stinger, allowing it to get punched by Yang, followed by getting flipped over by Mizore from the other side of the room.

"I know, right?" Ben laughed as he threw Kokoa at the creature and had her cut the tail off before he jabbed the stinger through its skull. "I mean, they are always so bitchy and they try to throw themselves at you because they're crazy."

Peter blinked a few times in confusion, "Wait...what?"

"OH! You haven't met Scorpia. She took over when Gargan went missing with you." Ben explained, "Real bitch. A yandere if I have ever seen one."

Ruby began running all around the room at rapid speeds, slicing and dicing her way through the hordes of Grimm. Her job was made easier by Mizore freezing the feet of the Grimm in place which allowed for both the Hunters and Monsters to destroy the beasts. Ruby spun in the air and fired Crescent Rose at one of the Creepers, only for the monster to get cut down by Kokoa, "OH NO!" Ruby shouted as she held her breath. Thankfully, Kokoa was fast enough to hold up her sword and deflect the bullet away from her, which ricochet and hit Ben in the butt.

"OW! SONOVA--" Ben yelled out before dodging a swipe from a Beowolf. Ben cocked his fist back and sent a devastating uppercut to the creature which knocked it back to Nora who swung down and crushed the creature with her hammer.

"The Almighty Nora strikes again!!" Nora cheered as she quickly switched her weapon from warhammer to grenade launcher and fired a round toward a large group of Grimm that were surrounding Tsukune and Yukari. Tsukune gritted his teeth and his eyes began to change color as he began to tap into his vampiric powers. With a mighty battle cry, Tsukune shot his fist foreward and took out several Grimm all in one hit, making the job on the rest of the heroes much easier.

Back with Kaine, he was able to keep up with Jack, but it was like the madman had some sort of unmatched power. "Give up, boy. I'm driven by my pure anger and frustration." the two clashed once more and Jack got his face inches away from Kaine's, "And I. Will not. Lose. Again!" Jack's sword began to heat up as the flame grew brighter and he cut threw Kaine's sword. Kaine grunted in frustration before he was kicked back and landed in front of Peter and Deadpool.

"You okay?" Deadpool asked as he and Peter helped Kaine to his feet. "Must be weird that the dude thinks you're Ichabod Crane, huh? Or rather, Ichabod KAINE." Kaine grunted before letting loose one of his stingers and stabbing Deadpool in the jaw.

"This guy is some sort of monster." Kaine groaned, frustrated with himself as he saw his sword broken in two and lying on the ground. "I don't remember Mysterio having any...well...muscle."

"Special thanks to a friend of mine." Jack laughed, "With his help I've gone beyond my human form and my initial Jack O'Lantern form! I have become ULTIMATE! A god amongst men!"

"God? You look more like talking dog food to me!" Yang laughed, "Face it, you're nothing more than a pathetic excuse for a super villain! Hell, Torchwick was more threatening than you! And he had more swagger!"

Peter shrugged his shoulders in confusion, "I don't understand. What's your beef with me? I barely know you. I fought you like once when you were Mysterio, then you tell me I killed you?" Peter shook his head, "Sorry man, I don't think I understand."

"I'VE GOT IT!" Deadpool yelled out.

"You do?" Moka asked.

You do? Neo asked with a cocked eyebrow.

"You do?" the Spiders all asked in unison.

"Allow me to explain." Deadpool reached up and pulled down what looked to be a projector screen before letting go and having the screen retract. As it did so, a whiteboard was revealed behind the screen with some writing on it. Moka had to rub her eyes to make sure she wasn't seeing things. "Okay, this is our timeline here." Deadpool said as he circled a line that had an 'X' saying 'You Are Here', "He claims he fought us already and lost on Halloween 3 years ago. That would have been over here, in a timeline when Beacon hadn't yet fallen, and we apparently kept a consistent time with time in the fan fic and time in real life." he explained as he drew a new line, "Somehow, after he died, he was resurrected and brought to our time here where we somehow would run into Kaine and Ben from his fic. Makes sense right?" the teens nod, "WRONG!" He shouted as he reached into his back pocket and pulled a script that said 'Fast Times 2' and a manga called 'Rosario Vampire'. "Because according to this fic these guys should be nowhere near October! In fact, they are only a few volumes away from the ending! Do you know what this means?"

The teens stared and looked at each other in silence, "Thaaaat you're...crazy?" Blake asked.

"That what you're saying makes no sense?" Kaine added.

"Is nobody going to question why our life is depicted in a manga?" Mizore asked as she flipped through the book Deadpool had, "Just me? Alright then. It's the sports festival all over again."

"We are in a Halloween Special." Deadpool declared, "Well...not really a 'Halloween Special' more like a 'Halloween' Special. More themed than actual Halloween you know?" It's because the author is a lazy hack who's ability to finish should have been seen since he couldn't even finish Red Dead 2, or Witcher 3, or the Ninja Storm Series, or Final Fantasy 15...or his ex. Woah...too far, and I finished a Ninja Storm game, okay? Give me some credit.

"Hey!" Jack shouted, "Are you ignoring me again!? Do you have any idea what this means to my triumph!" he growled, "Three years. THREE. YEARS! And now, just like before, you are ignoring me! I'm a threat you know! So treat me like one! I'm not some clown for you to point and laugh at!"

"You want to be considered a threat?" Jack's eyes widened as he heard Kaine's voice from behind him, "Then suffer your fate." In a quick motion Kaine shoved his stinger through the throat of 'Mad Jack.' After a minute of the pumpkin headed man struggling to break free from the clone's grasp, he finally went limp, and his fire went out. Kaine looked up and nodded towards Weiss, "He was technically dead, so this doesn't count as me killing, okay princess?" Kaine retracted his stinger and began walking towards the former heiress. "I told you didn't I? We don't need Spider-Man, or a merc, or some mystical artifacts. I would be more than enough. This isn't my first rodeo, sweetheart. It's...at least my second." he chuckled, "And because of that," Kaine took off his mask and handed a card to Weiss that said 'Scarlet Spider: Hero for Hire', "If you ever need someone to watch your back, give me a call. I'll gladly watch your ass all day." he finished with a wink before beginning to leave the room.

"D...Did he just hit on me?" Weiss asked with a very visible blush.

"I'm honestly more surprised he could chuckle." Peter laughed.

Finally, at the end of the day, the two groups made it back to the front entrance. "Well, I guess this is where we say goodbye." Ben said with a nod, "I uh...don't suppose you'll be coming this way." Yang gripped Peter's arm and gulped. Peter looked back to his friends, smiled and shook his head to Ben. "Yeah, didn't think so. You've got your responsibility here. I just...hope that's all hero related and not relationship related. Remember, rubber prevents lives."

Peter gave a confused expression, "What?"

"Use a condom, lover boy." Moka explained.

Ben retracted his mask so he and Peter could actually look at each other in the eyes. "Good luck out there Pete. Go an uh...save the world. Just be sure to come back and say hi, okay?"

"For sure." Peter nodded as he and Ben shook hands, "And good luck to you too...um...Spider-Man." With that said, Ben, his friends, and Kaine went through the door first presumably back to their world. Once the door closed Peter and his friends opened it to see the open fields near Argus once again. "Oh thank God! Let's leave this nightmare!" The group quickly left from the mansion and began pondering the lessons they learned from their adventure and that would be...absolutely nothing, who would've thought?

"You know," Weiss started, "Even though they weren't you, your brother is actually pretty easy to work with. Sometimes it felt like you weren't missing at all. Plus he...was kinda unintentionally cute." she blushed.

"Don't swoon over Ben. I think he's interested in only one white haired woman."

Weiss nearly froze in place at the statement before gaining a sheepish look, "I uh...meant Kaine."

Peter had to stop himself from throwing up in his mouth, Yang gave Weiss the wiggly eyebrows, Blake smirked, and Nora had a large grin plastered across her face. "Ooooh, that relationship sounds...feisty. I ship it."

The group continued walking until they reached the front gates of Argus, "I put a lot of TNT in that mansion." Deadpool added, "Hey, you kids ever play Castlevania?" he held up a large remote with a single button and was about to press it, but stopped himself. "Here, Neo. You do the honors." Neo, filled with glee, immediately pressed the big red button on the remote. The teens didn't see anything at first, but then suddenly there was a large explosion followed by bits of debris flying all over the place on the outskirts of city. Finally, to top it all off several fireworks flew into the air and once they exploded they read, 'Happy New Year'.

"Happy new year?" Peter asked, "Kinda early for that right? I mean, it's Halloween."

Deadpool nodded approvingly, "Trust me, it makes much more sense."

Ookie Spooky Skeletons 2 End

A/N: Wow. Um. Yeah, this took a bit didn't it. So, remember when I said I needed to take a break after this because I was burnt out? WELP, turns out I needed it sooner than anticipated. Like, no joke as soon as I finished the first parts to this story I was hit with nothing but tests, essays, finals, and a book report. Bad news, I didn't get to finish things when I wanted, bummer. Good news, I passed all my classes this semester. Oh, I also got a new laptop. So I can play some games. If you have a Steam profile send me a friend reques, I'm theallaroundnerd on Steam. I don't have many games right now, but I can literally download most anything right now. I hear Among Us is popular.

So, you may be asking: "Is he back yet?" Well, yes and no. I will try to finish the other part to the special for Ben, but before I get back into writing new chapters again I'm gonna have to deadass re-read my story so I can try to be consistent with characters. Also I need to get the creative juices flowing, so you may see another horny post on my profile...not that I write those because I'm a good Christian boy.

All and all it's a new year soon, so it's like a soft reboot. And speaking of new I may start posting Let's Plays to my YouTube channel. There isn't much there right now except for a highlights reel from one of my Code Vein streams, but I am gonna try to get more on there. If you are interested, go check out theallaroundnerd on YouTube.

Alright, once again, thank you for all the support. I'm looking forward (for better or worse) to this upcoming year. My goal is to be close to finishing both stories. Like, I want to be at what I'm calling "The Final Arc" by the end of the year. And I think I can do it, just gotta get back into the swing of things again, lol.

See you soon, and Happy New Year.