Jail Break

"Deep into the Military Base on Argus, in the darkest trenches of the holding cells, stood the ugliest, horrendous, most diabolical, and vile creature to walk among the halls of the military base. A creature so ugly it looks like a dog fused with a senior citizen...and then there was Deadpool, sitting in his cell. The creature in question, of course, was Cordovan. Cordovan frowned as she looked at Deadpool, his rugged good looks surely rubbing off on her. Ooo~ Perhaps she wants MORE than just his good looks to rub off on her. Maybe she wants--"

"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?" Cordovan yelled out, "Why are you narrating? What is that stupid voice!? And just what are you talking about, you unsightly man!" Cordovan began to rub her temples in frustration, "Soon, soon you'll be transported out of here. I just have to deal with it for a few more hours. You!" Cordovan pointed to the lone guard in the room, "Watch over him, he'll be sent on a prison transport within the hour." The guard saluted and stood in front of the cell while Cordovan left. As she was leaving, Cordovan received a call on her scroll, "WHAT!?" she yelled out, before taking an elevator to the top level, cutting off her conversation from the two individuals left in the brig.

Deadpool stretched his body and leaned against the wall. Currently, he was shackled to the ground, his wrists were cuffed same with his ankles. A chain connected to his hand cuffs that kept him to the ground. "Hey," Deadpool called out, trying to start a conversation, "Hey, buddy. You listen to any music?" no response, "I assume you do, who doesn't, right? So, there's this one artist, right? Dude made fantastic music, he was also gay. But unlike other artists he was SUPER outward about it. Like, the dude would dress up in flashy clothes, bedazzle his shirts and perform in front of hundreds of thousands of people. That goes raw. Not like, unprotected sex, I mean like that's pretty badass. I strive to have that amount of self confidence. That's why I wear a mask, I don't like people seeing what I look like. I don't mean like, I wear a mask to help my self confidence, I mean I wear it because my self confidence is low when it comes to my looks, you know?"

The guard nodded and turned to the cell door. They pulled out a card and swiped it against the door and the cell opened instantly. Woah, what the hell? Did we offend them or something? "Hey, uh...what's with you coming in here?" Deadpool asked. The guard pushed Deadpool against the ground and straddled him, a smile present on their face, "Woah, woah, woah, woah! What are you doing? Who the hell are you?"

The guard removed their hat and allowed their hair to go to its normal pink and brown mix. Someone who loves you! Neo said with a smile as she licked her lips.

"NEO!?" Wait, did she just make a Jedi reference? "Neo, what are you--" Deadpool couldn't finish his sentence as Neo pushed him down and began kissing him relentlessly.

After an hour of doing unspeakable things that we cannot go into detail about in this fic, Neo let Deadpool out of his restraints. Deadpool rubbed his wrists and then his hip, "Geez, I think you knocked my hips out of place." he chuckled. Deadpool slapped his face a few times before picking Neo up by her shoulders, "Hold on, forget that, NEO! What are you doing here?"

Neo opened her mouth like she was going to respond...

About Nine Days Earlier...

Oh, I guess we're doing a flashback, alright.

After saying goodbye to Deadpool and the others, Neo was quick to try and get people off their trail. Her first order of business was to go to the one who knows all there is to know about the dark secrets of Mistral. She had to go to the one called Lil' Miss Malachite. Not really what I wanted to do after being reunited with Wade. But I guess you take what you get. She sighed, I just hope that they'll be alright. She already had a good relationship with Malachite, mostly because Neo used to run around these parts but also because she was the one, along with Roman, that pointed Miss Malachite's daughters to Junior in Vale.

Neo looked at her scroll and saw the message Malachite had sent her:

.:Good news!

.:Seems someone is looking for those friends of yours after all.

.:You two have met before, actually. When you worked for Roman.

Neo cocked her eyebrow before she widened her eyes, Please...PLEASE don't be who I think it is. Neo took a deep breath and put in her response.

Who:.

.:Her name is Cinder Fall

Neo threw her hands in the air and nearly tossed her scroll. SONOVABITCH! She began kicking the wall to a bar she was just standing outside of. AAAAAAAAAH! Why did it have to be that skank!? Didn't she die? Neo smacked her hands against her face and groaned as she looked off in the distance, wanting nothing more than to just be with Wade again. God, the things I do for love.

After about a week, the longest amount of time Neo was able to get Malachite to hold off on giving information to Cinder, she was ready to confront the bitch. Neo decided, for the time being, to watch from afar. Though, if Cinder had shown up, she couldn't tell. She wasn't wearing her usual clothes. Neo stood on the second floor of the bar that Malachite and her gang worked out of. Currently Malachite was speaking to a client. The client was clearly a woman judging by the figure. She wore an olive green dress with a brown cloth belt and a brown shawl. The lady's business seemed to be done and she turned around and started to leave.

Malachite looked up to Neo and smirked. "You know, it's not everyday one customer brings me double the business...Cinder." she said loud enough so that Neo could hear her. Neo's eyes widened slightly and she began to hype herself up for the fight. Alright, head in the game, head in the game. I'm strong, I'm tiny, I'm fierce. This bitch is done for. Neo smacked her face a few times and nodded.

Neo stood up into the railing of the second floor, causing it to creak slightly and alert Cinder to her presence. Damn, there goes the sneak attack. Stupid old wood! Cinder looked up the pint sized muscle and squinted, "Wait..." Cinder started. Neo twirled her parasol around before resting it on her shoulders and flexing with it, "No way. Neo?" Neo smirked. Finally, I can teach this skank a thing or two.

Malachite leaned over to one of her henchman, "Maybe put away the good glasses." the girl she was talking to nodded and quickly began to put away glasses and utensils.

Neo squinted her eyes and launched herself forward, This bitch is over! As she approached Cinder at high speed, Cinder held up her arms to block. When Neo collided she turned to glass and disappeared. When she reappeared she was to Cinder's right and charged again, this time she got a successful shoulder ram but Cinder pushed her away. "What the hell are you doing?" When Neo got to her feet she gave a cocky smirk. She's not fighting back. Good. She rushed forward again, jabbing with her parasol which Cinder dodged by sidestepping or ducking. Neo then performed a roundhouse kick that Cinder ducked, however, as Neo had her back facing the bitch she flicked her parasol back and hit Cinder in the abdomen, followed by sending an elbow back and connecting with Cinder's gut, then Neo flicked her parasol up and knocked Cinder upside the head.

Neo turned around and tried to slash at Cinder with her parasol, but Cinder regained her footing again and backstepped away from the attacks. Cinder growled in annoyance as Neo jabbed at her face again, this time Cinder caught it but still slid back and knocked against Malachite's table. Malachite frowned as she saw the fight was starting to get too close to her liking. Cinder used the table as leverage and pushed off it, pushing Neo back and sliding across the ground. She then went for an overhead slam with her left fist, but Neo blocked it with her parasol.

Neo smirked and broke away from Cinder, putting on arm behind her back and holding her parasol like a fencing saber. Cinder charged and began sending attack after attack, but Neo was quick and able to parry each of them. Neo, feeling a little cocky, swept Cinder's legs causing her to fall. But Cinder was quick to react and used her arms to launch herself up and kick Neo in the chin. Son of a-- Neo rubbed her chin in pain and grimaced, Okay, maybe she's a little tougher than she looks.

Looking down, Neo saw some ash trays lying about and used the hooked end of her parasol to launch them at Cinder as she advanced forward. Cinder broke the first on with her palm then caught the second one and tried to smash Neo's head with it. Luckily Neo was able to break the ash tray with a kick, which sent some ash in Cinder's eyes. The two then began trading kicks, both either dodging or blocking with similar styles kicks. Neo went for a spin kick, but Cinder caught her foot and threw her across the bar.

Neo opened her parasol mid flight and was able to safely float to the ground with no problems. Cinder came flying in with two flash kicks, but she missed. Grunting in anger, Cinder sent two powerful punches that were blocked by Neo, but the small ice cream couldn't block a spin kick to her face. Cinder then used Neo as leverage and jumped to the ceiling before launching herself sending a fire punch that Neo narrowly avoided.

The two jumped back to gain distance from each other and ended up in the opposite positions when they first started with Neo on the ground and Cinder on the second floor.

"That's enough, ladies!" Lil Miss Malachite, a bigger short haired blonde woman, yelled out. The two femme fatales turned to the woman and her cronies who were now aiming pistols at the both of them, "I loooove dinner and a show," she said with a roll of her eyes, but a smile still on her face, "but I think it's time to take it outside." Malachite's eyes squinted and became sharp like daggers.

The two girls looked at each other, Cinder huffing slightly and Neo doing her best to look calm. "Do...we have...a truce?" Cinder asked as she caught her breath. Neo rested her parasol on her shoulders, smiled and winked. Not a chance, bitch. Neo opened her parasol and quickly wove it in front of her, her form shattering like glass. Cinder clenched her teeth and began looking all around her hoping to catch the pint sized assassin before she made her move. However, that wasn't able to happen as Neo popped up inches from Cinder's face and kicked her through the window.

Cinder performed a back flip and landed on her feet in the middle of the street. Neo dropped and broke into glass when she collided with the ground. "Heh, nice trick." Cinder smirked, "But you won't get me thrice." Cinder clenched her fists and began looking around the street at the different debris and garbage and searching for where Neo could pop out of. "You've gotten stronger, I'll give you that. A little surprised, really." Cinder's smirk turned to a frown as she formed a fireball in her hand, "But I've gotten stronger too." Cinder lifted up her hand and fired the fireball behind her hitting Neo's parasol.

Neo twirled her parasol and moved it to show she was now wearing Roman's bowler hat, Damn. she thought, I didn't think she'd find out where I was so easily. Cinder scoffed, "I don't have time for your misplaced blame, girl." What? Neo looked up and noticed her hat, Oh does she think--? This dumb bitch. Okay, I can use this to my advantage. she smirked. "I didn't kill your boss. If you want revenge, take it up with 'Little Red'."Neo rolled her eyes, No shit, dumbass? She wasn't even there, how did she know Roman died fighting Red?

Neo couldn't help but chuckle to herself as she dashed forward again and went for an overhead strike. Cinder, deciding she had enough, formed a swords in her hands and parried Neo's strike. Neo then went for an upward slash followed with a horizontal slash and then a flash kick, all of which were blocked by Cinder. Damn, she clearly isn't holding back now. Neo grimaced. "You're not the only one with a grudge against Ruby!" Cinder yelled as she continued parrying Neo's attacks. God your dumb. Neo frowned and she spun, avoiding a stab by Cinder and smacked her in the nose with the hooked end of her parasol. "Grrrr. LISTEN!" Cinder shouted, pushing Neo back with intense force as she was surrounded by a vortex of wind.

Neo's eyes widened and the sheer power Cinder was exerting, and she didn't need Spider Sense to know that the woman...was MUCH stronger than she had let on when she was around her. This is bad. I don't think I can beat her. Neo thought nervously as she bit her lip. "We both want that girl dead." Cinder continued leading to a lightbulb to go off in Neo's head. THAT'S IT! she thought, As long as she thinks I'm trying to kill Ruby, she trusts me. Then...I can make her journey as long and arduous as I have to. At least until I can regroup with everyone and we can beat this bitch no problem. Cinder began to lift off the ground and used the vortex to have her levitate off the ground as her right eye glowed a fiery orange, "So quit wasting your time fighting me...and let's discuss how we kill her, together." Cinder offered.

Neo nodded and got in a relaxed stance leading Cinder to grin, "Okay then." she nodded as she lowered herself back to the ground, "Let's talk." Oh, I am SO going to make this difficult for you. Neo pointed to her mouth and shrugged her shoulders. "...Right." Cinder sighed as she began rubbing her temples, "This may take a while."

Present...

And that's what happened! Neo explained to Deadpool as he she helped him get his supplies back. Wade, what are we going to do? This Cinder chick is way stronger than I imagined.

Deadpool nodded, "We just have to be careful." he whispered, "Keep her off our tail for as long as you can. We're heading to Atlas. I'm sure she knows that. Just keep as far away from us as you can." he sighed, "Truth be told, I don't even know when we'll get outta here, I'll try to ping you when we do though. Give yourself a few days delay." Deadpool looked around the corner and punched a guard in the face to knock him out before he pulled him into the room he and Neo were in and took his uniform. Deadpool put the uniform on but kept his mask on...which didn't make sense but it seemed to make sense to him. He then put the unconscious guard in a locker and locked it.

"Where is Cinder anyways?" Deadpool asked as he and Neo began walking through the halls so he could escape.

Outside of town, obviously. She didn't want to risk getting caught in a military town. Neo looked up and Deadpool and frowned, I'm sorry...I thought I could have taken her out myself. But... she clenched her teeth, I never could have prepared for what she is.

Deadpool kneeled and gripped Neo's shoulder, "That's okay. You did the best you could. We'd be to Atlas by now but life keeps bending us over and--"

"EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!" Cordovan began shouting over the intercoms making Neo and Deadpool hold their ears in pain, "Spider-Man is alive and is on the loose within the city! Tighten up security and start patrolling the city. Search the rooftops! Question everyone! I WANT HIM FOUND!" there was a click and it seemed like she had gotten off the intercom, "If I deliver him to Ironwood myself I'll get an even grander promotion than if I were to take just that stupid mercenary!" she laughed, clearly thinking she couldn't be heard.

"That isn't good." Deadpool gulped, "Guess they figured out Pete is here. I should hurry and find him." Deadpool looked to Neo and even through his mask Neo could see how sad Deadpool was that they had to split already, "I'm sorry." Neo nodded and kissed him through his mask. Deadpool nodded and saluted the pint sized assassin before making his way out the base.

Before he could leave though, Deadpool had to quickly stop by the security room, which was surprisingly out of his way and back on the third basement floor. Finding an elevator Deadpool hit the "B3" button and began his descent. So...how are we going about this? Stealth? Non-lethal, perhaps? "What? No, screw that. These guys aren't real. We'll just shoot them. Bip, bap, bam. Don't want to be too loud though, so..." Deadpool reached into his ever expansive pockets and pulled out a small case with a glass cover that read: "Break In Case Silence Is Needed." Deadpool nodded to himself and placed the case on the ground before he reached into his back holster and brought out and M1911. He flicked the safety off and cocked it back and pointed it to the case. "Oh, hold on." he smacked his forehead and chuckled, "Duh." he then reached into his back pocket and pulled out a suppressor that he attached to the pistol before he shot the glass on the case, shattering it instantly.

"Perfect. 'Ol Reliable." Deadpool said with a smirk as reached into the case and pulled out...a bigger suppressor. It lasts longer than regular ones. Deadpool removed the current suppressor from his pistol and put on 'Ol Reliable'. "Daddy's got work for you." he said as he kissed the pistol.

The elevator dinged and Deadpool walked down the hall until he reached the security room, flipping off every camera he saw along the way. He nonchalantly opened the door and looked around at the dozens of monitors and recording equipment...actually it all looked surprisingly low tech. Jesus, no wonder why CCT footage always looks like it was shot on a LG Chocolate from 2005, they still use tape. "Not even good tape either, it's like a tape you'd buy that has bootlegged porn recorded on top of a kids movie or something."

"Hey, what are you doing here?" a guard asked as he saw Deadpool walk into the room.

"Ah, geez, sorry. I get it, I get it." Deadpool then pointed the pistol at the man's face, "Silence is golden." Deadpool fired a couple of shots and the blood of the guard splattered against the monitors and his body collided against the control panel, completely motionless. "Damn, I wish there were more guards around. I had a bunch of one liners ready." he cleared his throat as he began destroying the recording equipment, "You ever hear that one song, Sound of Silence? BLAM!" Oh god. "You guys say I'm a terrorist. A terrorist? SILENCE I KILL YOU!" Nobody would get that reference. Deadpool then put his pistol between his legs and fired at the dead guard's body, "Oooh, silent but deadly." Heheh, okay. That one was pretty good.

Deadpool finally made it out of the military base, shooting the gate camera as he left. "That went surprisingly well." Just as he said that the alarms to the base began sounding off. Yeah, shut up 'till we're in the clear next time, huh? Deadpool shed the uniform he had stolen and made a break for town, as he ran up the hill he could see the sun beginning to rise, the rays of light beginning to bounce off the snow. "Gotta find Pete, gotta get the hell outta this hellhole!"

Peter...

"Uuuugh." Peter groaned as he ripped his web cocoon off him. He rubbed his shoulder's and ducked back under the railing of the roof top so the soldiers didn't see him. "Not good." Who could have imagined the military would find out your identity. "What bothers me is that I know that it was Adam who told them who I was. I can't believe I was so careless to think he actually went running with his tail between his legs. Guess that's what happens when I get cocky, I make bad decisions." Undoubtedly. Peter peaked over the railing and saw the soldiers had past. "Better get going, undoubtedly things are gonna get a little noiser around here. That means we have to act fast."

Peter shot two weblines forward and slung himself over several buildings before firing another webline and beginning to swing towards Saphron's home. When Peter was in mid swing his Spider Sense went off. Before he could react he was tackled to another roof with Deadpool on top of him "SPIDEY!" Peter quickly covered Deadpool's mouth to try and get him to be silent. "Spidey..." Deadpool whispered with a chuckle, "Man oh man, it's great to see you again. Don't get sent to the pokey here...if you are too mean they start giving you the pokey if you know what I mean."

"Get off me!" Peter said trying to hold a laugh, "How the hell did you get out? Did Neo find you?"

"You saw her?"

"Of course I saw her, I was in there myself."

Deadpool clasped his hands together and kicked his leg back, "Oh, Spidey. You were coming to rescue me?" he began fluttering his eyes while Peter rubbed the back of his head.

"Uhhhh, actually no. I was trying to bribe a guard to take us to Atlas when they transported you." Deadpool slumped his shoulders in disappointment, "Didn't go as planned, if you couldn't tell." Peter then grabbed Deadpool and had him ride on his back while he swung through the city.

"I heard the alarms." Deadpool mentioned, "They know who you are, man. What the hell happened?"

"Adam." Peter seethed.

"WHAT!?" Deadpool yelled sending a ring through Peter's ears, "That little prick is here? Where is he now?"

"Don't know. He took off." Peter replied with a tinge of frustration in his voice, "Said he had been watching us this whole time. Biding his time until Blake is on her own. Guy's gone coo-coo, Wade. All he cares about is revenge." Peter finally made it to Saphron's home and dropped him and Deadpool to the doorstep, "Thing is, that isn't even the worst of our problems." Peter stated as he and Deadpool walked through the front door, unannounced, leading to Saphron standing up like she was gonna say something. "I'm sorry, but we have a problem."

The room began standing up in surprise as the teens saw Peter and Deadpool walk in, Peter in costume but his mask off. Ruby was quick to move and dashed to give Peter a hug. "What problem are you talking about?" Ren asked, "Could you not get your plan to work either?"

"Worse," Deadpool said with a shrug, "I saw the report on a tv this morning. They've been running the story non-stop."

The teens all looked at each other with confused expressions, "What story?" Oscar asked.

Saphron turned on the holoscreen and as she did so she and the others in the house were met with a news report. "...I guess we have ourselves a sticky situation." the newscasters laughed as they talked about some article about increased bee population in the forest before gaining serious looks, "And for those of you just joining us we have an urgent message for you," A blurry picture of Spider-Man that was taken the night before as he fought against Adam and the Atlesian soldiers was shown, followed by Peter's picture from Beacon were shown side-by-side on the screen, "Notorious vigilante and 'Vale's Defender' Spider-Man has been spotted in the area. He is wanted by the Atlesian Military on cause of: vigilantism, property damage of military equipment, endangerment to the public, and assault of military officers." the group held their while Peter clicked his tongue in annoyance, "Thanks to an anonymous source, the vigilante has been identified as former student of Beacon Academy, Peter Parker." Peter's picture on the screen became more focused on and silence filled the room, "If you--I'm sorry?" The news castor had a confused look on her face when it looked like a producer came onto the set and began to whisper into her ear leading her eyes to widen. "And you're sure? Okay. Breaking News, notorious mercenary Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool has escaped Atlesian custody and is likely prowling the streets of Argus at this moment." A picture of Deadpool holding his dismembered arm against his groin like a fake weiner while it flipped off the camera was shown next to Peter's picture, "Really? The only file photo? Ahem. If you see any of these two individuals please call the number at the bottom of your screen. Now the weather--"

Saphron turned off the screen and was holding her face in shock. She looked completely pale as she turned to look at Peter and Deapool who stared back seeing what she'd do. "No, no, no, nonononono...this is BAD. Really bad." There was a knock at the door and Peter's Spider Sense went off.

"It's the military. We gotta hide." Peter said. Deadpool was the first to move as he dashed into the bathroom and locked the door behind him.

"The roof." Jaune suggested, "You can get to the roof from the back by climing out Adrian's window." Peter nodded and dashed upstairs.

Saphron's heart began besting rapidly as she slowly approached the door. Come on Saph. What are you doing? "Ma'am? We're soldiers from the base, do you mind opening up?" Saphron gulped and, much to the protest of Jaune and the others she opened the doors.

"C-Can I help you?" Saphron asked as she tried to look natural.

Two guards stood at her doorstep, one male and one female, "Greetings, madame." the female guard greeted with a bow, "We are looking for two individuals and we have had reports that they have seen both of them enter this home at one point or another in the last week or so."

"Have you seen these men?" the male guard asked as he held up his scroll showing the pictures of Peter and Deadpool.

Saphron looked at the two pictures and felt as if time stopped. What do I do? she thought, If I hide them we could get in serious trouble. I have a child. But...if I hand them over... Saphron began thinking back to what Jaune and his friends had said about Peter.

"You don't know what he's like, what he's done. So don't act like you know him, because WE do. He didn't blow up the docks his enemy did. He didn't bring the Grimm in that was Roman Torchwick. He tried to save Beacon like the rest of us. Everything Peter does, he does to help people."

"Peter may have some sort of special abilities unlike our semblances, and he may be a vigilante, but he's still a huntsman through and through."

"Yeah. Peter isn't some menace to society, sure he acts out of turn at times but he isn't exactly from here. Aside from dressing up and shooting webs from his wrists he's just an ordinary teen. He listens to heavy rock and...inappropriate rap music. He loves science, is a literal genius. He even has a girlfriend. You don't have to like what he does Saphron, but the least you could see that he isn't a criminal, he is just like any of us. And, if you think about it, he's just a huntsman who doesn't take payment."

The words of Jaune rang through her head, followed by Ren and Weiss. The conversation they had the other day firmly planted in her mind. Is Jaune right? she thought, All his friends are fine and they all seem to agree that he's a good kid. "Ma'am?" the guard asked again, "Have you seen them or not?"

Saphron looked up to the guards and smiled, "Oh, them? No. Never seen these two a day in my life. Perhaps the people who told you were mistaken." I'm doing this for you Jaune...because I trust you.

To be continued...

A/N: Bit of a shorter chapter, I know, but I think a little bit of filler is good once in a while. Not much to say here except...um...going on 4 years since I started this ever expanding story with Spidey and Deadpool's Excellent Adventure. We've had a lot of ups a couple of downs some...extremely cringy early chapters. But through all that has been what I feel is a solid arching story. So here's to...hopefully not four years...to finish this bitch. It's been a hell of a ride, and I feel we're nearing the halfway point.

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