Loud House in Royal Woods and Loud family and guests were at the Loud House for their normal viewing party for Total Drama and Ronnie Anne was showing them a social media post by Carrie:
OMG! Devin and I are accepted to be on the next season of Ridonculous Race early next year; we are the biggest fans ever! Now I can only hope my sister Dawn makes it onto the show and her boyfriend Lincoln from TDI/A!
"Carrie seems really sweet; you and Sam will be so lucky to meet her in the show Luna!" Leni said and they both smiled at that.
"I hope they don't have plans for the million dollars as I bet that I will win with Mum off course!" Lola bragged with rolled eyes.
"Should be a rocking competition and I hope Lincoln will be there too; being on a TV contest with my bro while partnered with my better half will be off the charts!" Luna said with her arms around Sam's shoulder.
"I don't doubt it and I will be stoked if I get to meet Dawn as well!" Sam said with Leni & Lily nodding.
"Well let's let the best team win!" Rita said as Lola flashed her smile to nod along with her mother.
"Just wondering what's in store for us today; I remember watching with the familia and they were all convinced that Zombie Intern was Lauren and were cheering up until it was shown that it was actually Sammy that Lincoln was wailing on and I think Clyde and his and Lincoln's friend had the same reaction... After they spent the episode freaked out which wasn't much different from how the family were spending that episode..." Ronnie Anne said as Bobby nodded along with his wife.
"Tell me about it; Tia Frida refused to let Carlos, Carlitos & Carl leave her arms until that bit..." Bobby said to some giggles.
"Well let's see how else Lincoln has grown in this show and what he will pull off next..." Albert said as they saw the episode starting.
"Last time on Total Drama Island... I was deciding to be super vindictive and had the contestants on a crummy boat ride to what they thought was a summer resort challenge but it was back to the Total Drama Island for the slasher movie challenge! One by one they fell to the Zombie Intern or should I say Sammy who we had make upped to look like a convincing zombie. Affected by being helpless to watch Dawn be taken by Sammy and not wanting to claim other girlfriend Gwen and alliance leader Courtney; Lincoln surprised us all by deciding to fight the Zombie Intern head on and I am certain that Sammy will be feeling that in the morning! Anyway we weren't going to be doing any eliminations but Mac got found the booze in the boat and puked his guts out after drinking it so he was disqualified. But someone will be voted off tonight; who will it be? Do I decide to cut them an actual break? Ahaha no... Anyway find out right now on... Total... Drama... Island!"
Shaking of heads at the description.
The opening is shown.
Both teams were at the tables in the food tent the next morning and looking grossed out of their cockroaches filled food; "How you guys managed to make it through these meals the last season is beyond me..." Bridgette groaned looking towards Ezekiel, Gwen and Zoey at the Screaming Gaffers' tent.
They looked away; "Looking at this horrible cooking in this show is actually going to kill me..." cried Lynn Sr as faces were green.
"I bet the same with Abuela..." Bobby muttered.
"Trust me Bridgette; it wasn't easy... During that Brunch; I was acting like I was taking it better than I was and I barfed my brains out when it was all over..." Zoey replied to Bridgette.
"You know the show's staff should totally patent this diet plan that they invented; put this slop in front of people and it will put them off eating..." Gwen snarked as she pushed her bowl away and folded up her arms.
Snickers at this.
At the Killer Grips' table; Lincoln looked grossed out at his bowl and thenwent away to puke and MK took the chance to pour her bowl's food into his his. Courtney was eating her's with a frown while Dawn was taking the cockroaches out of her bowl and putting them onto the ground while clapping them. Lincoln returned as DJ said "I wish that Chef would let me into the kitchen... Mama taught me her way with cooking..."
"I bet you and Bobby and Ronnie Anne's Abuela would make a killer cooking trio dad!" Lori said to nods and Lynn Sr grinned at the praise.
"I could help DJ; Beth says that I am a great cook!" Brady then said and then fist bumped DJ while Lincoln looked surprised to find more food in his bowl while MK whistled as he glared at her.
"Oldest trick in the book..." Lana said as the Loud sisters shook their heads as most just sighed.
"10 sisters and I have seen the 'pour disgusting food that you don't want' into someone else's dish when no one's looking plenty of times... Even used it myself..." Lincoln shook his head in the confessional with his arms folded.
"I know indeed how you all mastered that technique..." Rita said to her sheepish daughters as she had her arms folded.
"Abuela would kill us if we tried that..." Ronnie Anne then said.
At the counter Chef appeared and looked towards them all as they glanced; "This is totally tasty Chef..." Courtney remarked with a fake smile as they all nodded scared.
"I hate suck ups..." Chef muttered as he walked off and Chris entered the tent.
"Probably the only praise he will get for his food..." Luan snarked to snickers.
"Don't worry folks as you won't be holding onto your lunch for much longer... Your day will be total disaster..." Chris said before laughing as they gave him looks.
Groans; "I don't know how much more our hearts can stand..." Albert stated holding onto Myrtle's hand.
"How's that different from any other day? You caused us to crash onto that death trap of an island yesterday for your horror movie challenge!" Gwen retorted as Lincoln snickered and she smiled at him.
Laughs at this; "tell it as it is Gwen..." Ronnie Anne smiled.
"Well today is disaster movie themed; you know with people running for their lives from natural disasters?" Chris then asked to shocked faces from them all.
Louder and longer groans at this.
"I really don't want to see how exactly Chris is pulling off a disaster movie themed episode..." DJ groaned in the confessional.
"Unfortunately we will have to..." Lori stated wondering why she let her brother try out for this show again.
Chris showed them an obstacle ramp going up by controls; "Welcome to the Earthquake of Inevitable Pain! Each team has to run the course challenge your dexterity, movability and monkey skills!" Chris explained as up the top is Chef smirking with a bag filled with stuff as he was holding a brick.
"At least the challenge is honestly named..." drawled Luna as they gulped some more.
"Lincoln running an obstacle course... This doesn't look good..." muttered Lynn Jr.
The contestants had their mouths wide open and Chris said "First to get all up wins!"
"You know I had a summer job clearing up after earthquakes and landslides..." Brady then explained with a smile as he got looks.
"You are like 16 and you did that as well as being a model?" Lincoln questioned incredulously as Brady nodded.
They were blinking at that; "Does he have any time for himself... Or with his girlfriend for that matter ifhe does all that?" Lola asked and there were much shrugging.
"Enough with the chit-chat and... Action!" Chris said blowing an airhorn.
The Grips got up the tires with Lincoln going through them okay along with DJ but ended up tripping and needed help up by Dawn and Courtney who were doing them no problem. MK was doing alright as well and Brady was doing good.
With the Gaffers; Ezekiel was struggling with the tires and Zoey was doing better, Bridgette helped Ezekiel up as Gwen was doing alright. Chris smirked as he pulled a lever and the ramp started shaking causing the Gaffers to go down with Zoey barely managing to steady herself and reached to Gwen to help her up.
They were now holding their breaths.
Brady steadied himself and helped MK and DJ up while Courtney and Dawn were doing good at the monkey bars. Lincoln was on them but Chef started throwing stuff at them and Lincoln was hit by a football. "Oh come on... Giving me flashbacks to playing with Lynn..." Lincoln cried as he was hit in the face by a brick and fell down.
Lynn Jr groaned shaking her head as there were worried gasps; "My son was hit with a brick?" Rita screamed out as they cried out.
"Linky was okay... Wasn't he?" Lily asked.
"Once again I am thinking about this question: why did we let Lincoln audition?" Lori screamed out.
"Lincoln!" Dawn cried out as she let go of the monkey bars and then checked on Lincoln. "Better watch out for the lava Dawn..." Chris laughed as he pushed a button causing a panel at the top to open up and out come the 'lava'.
Their eyes widened and they hoped that it was fake as they wouldn't put it past him at this point...
Chef then tasted it and said "tomato soup? That was supposed to be for supper!"
A bit better but shook their heads.
"Wouldn't have been good anyway Chef yo..." Ezekiel said in the confessional.
"Ezekiel had a good point there..." Luan snickered along with others but it became tense again.
At the bottom of the ramp there was Chris at a cannon connected to a vehicle being driven by Chef; "How about some golf ball hail!" laughed Chris as he then started firing at the contestants and the contestants then began shouting in pain. Chris then pushed a button to cause the ramp to start shaking again.
"At this point who is willing to bet that Chris is Lauren's biological daughter?" asked Lisa and they thought it was a good point.
"Looked up our sadist host and it said that he has one called Kristal." Ronnie Anne decided to point out.
"No one raised by him would be stable in their upbringing..." Myrtle said shaking her head.
Dawn was carrying Lincoln on her back as she was holding onto the monkey bars but she found her hand slipping and ended up letting go off Lincoln and he yelled as he ended up falling off the Lamp. Dawn screamed as she let go and Gwen was wide eyed but Zoey got her hand to go up with Ezekiel and Bridgette.
They screamed out loud in worry.
Courtney was overlooking the ramp to try and pull Lincoln and Dawn up with Brady, MK and DJ there to help but the Gaffers got to the top and cheered causing the Grips to groan.
"Great they lose... Which isn't as bad as Lincoln possibly getting seriously hurt I mean..." Lynn Jr sighed and then corrected with the looks coming her way.
"The round goes... To the Killer Grips!" Chris said as they all blinked in surprise. "The Gaffers got to the top first but Lincoln's injury trumps all!" Chris then smirked as the Gaffers glared at him.
They blinked at this; "Is this... Good?" Leni asked and no one could answer her.
"You are just making up the rules as you go along!" accused Bridgette as Chris' smirk grew.
"I love my job!" Chris said.
"The host reserves the right to bend or change the rules as he sees fit within reason as long as it doesn't cause serious harm to contestants..." Courtney read in the confessional and looked up. "Well that's good... Not that I wasn't worried about my friend but it's putting us in an advantage!" Courtney smiled.
"I really does say that in the contract..." Lisa sighed to shakes of the head.
"Glad to know that Lincoln's safety is such a priority with her..." sarcastically said Lynn Sr.
"Normally I would be upset at Chris' bull but considering what I just saw my boyfriend... I will happily take this L." Gwen sighed in the confessional.
"Lincoln at least found 2 wonderful girlfriends on the show." Albert said to smiles especially from Lucy & Ronnie Anne.
The contestants were now at a submarine with two hatches and 2 lifeboats in the water; Lincoln was being checked over by Dawn and Gwen as he had blisters from the golf balls and tomato soup and a sore swollen eye. "I wish I was able to hold on tighter; please forgive me Lincoln..." Dawn cried embracing him.
They grimaced at this but at least he didn't seem as injured as he could have been; "What Dawn must be feeling..." Leni said feeling it hard to watch the state of them both.
"I am fine Dawn... Ow! Not so tight please..." Lincoln muttered in pain as Dawn let go of him with a look of guilt on her face and Gwen looked worried as well while the Gaffers winced but MK had a look on her face.
"Okay Lincoln; in your state letting you compete in the next challenge could risk serious injury and serious injury risks serious lawsuit so you can sit out and stand next to Sammy!" Chris then said as Sammy walked onto the pier with a wave and Lincoln had his eyes widened but got encouraging nods from Courtney, Dawn and Gwen.
"Lincoln gets to sit this one out; this should help us recover after what we had just seen..." Luna said as they sighed with relief.
"This gives me an idea; okay while some would argue that it's a stupid risk to try and break up members of an alliance giving your team plenty of wins... However the merger should be soon and then Courtney's alliance becomes a threat and to lessen her current stranglehold ove the team..." grinned MK in the confessional.
"What is she planning..." Sam asked and no one thought that it sounded good.
Both teams were in the lifeboats as Chris asked "who's excited for the 2nd disaster themed challenge?" He was met with silent glares as he took out a piece of paper; "Because of Lincoln's win; the Grips get this piece of paper for an advantage in the 2nd challenge!" Chris said turning it into a paper airplane and then throwing it at the Killer Grips' lifeboat and Dawn caught it.
They looked at the numbers on it; "Time to get inside the submarine!" Chris then said.
"Must be a combination." Lisa informed them having figured it out and they decided to wait and see.
Both teams were inside their respective hatches; "Hey Dawn... You think Lincoln is alright?" MK whispered to Dawn who sighed and thought it over.
"I am sure he will be; needs time to heal and he will be as right as rain... He would be better if I was strong enough to hold onto him but..." Dawn sighed.
They frowned seeing how guilty Dawn was feeling about it.
"He will be fine..." Courtney assured Dawn with a pat on her shoulder.
Smiles at Courtney trying to assure Dawn like that.
"Yep with Sammy who is all ears to listen about how much pain he is in... Maybe rethink his relationship with you... You know; Sammy seems nice but so did Lindsay who had all of you fooled the last season; being all evil behind that exterior... Played with you, him and Gwen and your feelings... She could be the same and decide to make him doubt you and Gwen so she could take him for herself..." MK whispered to Dawn who's eyes widened as she crunched up the piece of paper in her hand.
They blinked and groaned at this; "What's worst is that she made a good point; without knowing that Sammy is genuine thanks to seeing the Confessionals..." groaned Luna.
"She is trying to get into her head like Lindsay was doing..." glared Ronnie Anne; not as big a fan of Dawn as she was to Gwen but she still liked Dawn.
"Lincoln wouldn't listen and I am sure that Sammy isn't like that... Off course Lindsay fooled me at first and I don't think that I was paying too much attention to Sammy's aura..." Dawn said as she then dropped the piece of paper as sirens came on shocking them and it showed the Gaffers reacting as well.
Over the speakers Chris said "Your challenge is to escape before it's too late..."
They screamed and gulped; "Too late for what..." Leni asked.
"Well I hate to remind you this but they are in a submarine..." Lisa brought up and they gulped some more.
"The fact that Lincoln isn't in there is the only comfort..." Lori said holding onto her husband.
"Only reason why we both may end up surviving this episode without our hearts giving out..." Albert cried holding Myrtle close and she was doing the same to him.
In a room with monitors Lincoln wearing an eyepatch was with Sammy as at a table Chris and Chef were at a table playing cards. Chef pulled a lever and it showed it pouring water into the submarine.
"If it helps... I think the eyepatch does make bro look cooler..." Luna said trying to ease the tension.
"People said that I could risk dying underwater if I wasn't careful while surfing but I am sure that they didn't mean this!" Bridgette cried as Ezekiel jumped right into her arms to his embarassment.
"Oh Chris is so going to get my dry cleaning bill sent to him when I get home! This is my favourite shirt that I got on!" Gwen snapped angrily.
"They are not gonna drown to death... Are they..." Bobby pleaded with whatever force was out there.
"Don't worry Grips; I'm a registered lifeguard!" Brady was assuring the Grips while DJ was screaming in circles.
Courtney's eyes widened and said "wait... The paper! The numbers are a combination!" They went to it but saw that it had gotten soaking and fell apart as they tried to pick it up to their horror.
"Thanks a lot MK..." sarcastically said Lori as they glared at the screen.
"I am so sorry everyone..." Dawn muttered in shame.
"Not your fault Dawn..." Lily said shaking her head.
"Things started out good but I tell you all; when my plans backfire then oh boy do they backfire..." MK sighed in the confessional.
"No kidding..." Lynn Jr said with her arms folded.
"Well considering that she lived to do that confession then they obviously had to survive this..." Lisa brought up and it was a comfort for them.
"How is it that this is the scariest thing that ever happened to us after spending nights with Lauren!" Zoey screamed as Gwen, Ezekiel & Bridgette were trying to turn the lock to a door to get them out.
"If she was loose in there with them and Lincoln is the only way this could be worse!" Lucy uncharacteristically screamed.
"I am sorry everyone and may the Earth Mother have mercy on our souls for what awaits us in the afterlife!" Dawn screamed as it was really filling up as Courtney was trying to calm her down, Brady was checking on DJ and MK was trying to get above the water level.
"Curse you MK..." fumed Luan as they thought about the girl who had to try and choose the wrong time to mess with Dawn's head.
"Okay if we can hoist eachother up then maybe..." Zoey suggested looking up at an above hatch and the Gaffers then started going up eachother's shoulders but just fell into the water.
"Okay Sammy... You said that you tested these challenges and you survived right..." Lincoln asked looking terrified at the monitors as he saw the water rising.
"Good thinking Lincoln bro..." Bobby said nodding.
"Oh yeah...I was able to swim under the water as I took swimming lessons; that my sister Amy also joined up to try and show me up... But it got a bit much and Chris ended up letting me out saying that he couldn't risk losing another intern..." Sammy replied and this freaked out Lincoln more.
"I am surprised that they even allowed this show to go on with whatever happened testing this death trap of a reality show..." Lola brought up.
"I am hoping that the challenges were came up with by different people for the Race; otherwise we should have waited before putting in our acceptances..." cried Rita as Lola gulped along with Sam and Luna at the idea.
"Open the submarine back up or else I swear that I will do what I did to Sammy yesterday to both of you!" Lincoln screamed as Chef got up to glare down at him.
They blinked at that; "Who is that stranger wearing Lincoln's skin and using his voice?" Lori asked as their mouths wide opened.
"Lincoln has been replaced?" Leni asked and no one bothered to react to this.
"It's me time after busting my hump for you ungrateful..." Chef screamed but looked shocked as Lincoln stared up Chef nonplussed.
"Wow... This show is really making you a badass Lincoln..." Ronnie Anne muttered in awe.
"Snowhair has a point; if they drown then we could lose our jobs... Turn off the water!" Chris said worried as Chef then ended up accidentally breaking off the lever to loud gasps.
Groans at Chris' priorities; "You know it's bad when even Chris thinks that it's too much..." groaned Lynn Sr.
"I swear that I will end you if they drown..." Lincoln swore as they blinked.
"Just wow... Are you sure this is the brother that we said goodbye to for him to appear on this show?" asked Luan as they were just silent.
The camera showed Bridgette swimming down the water with her breath held as she got to an underwater hatch and managed to end up turning it and letting the water out.
They breathed sighs of relief and paused it to take their breaths back.
"Yessss! THE KIDS ARE ALIVE AND I STILL GET A PAYCHECK!" Chris celebrated as Lincoln and Sammy breathed sighs of relief.
Shakes of heads at Chris' priorities.
Both teams were together in bathrobes with Lincoln yelling 'ow' as he was embracing Dawn and Gwen. "You should still take it easy Lincoln; still glad to see your alright!" Gwen said amused as Dawn sighed. "Plus I must say with your eyepatch; you do look cool!" Gwen smirked as Lincoln beamed.
"I should make him an outfit to go along with it..." Leni said getting an idea to laughs.
"I am so sorry Grips for putting us all in danger; I volunteer myself to be eliminated!" Dawn stated with her head down as Lincoln's eyes widened as he went to protest with Courtney but she put her arm up to silence them as MK smirked.
"What no... Dawn!" Lily & Leni screamed out to groans.
"It's all MK's fault and they don't know that..." Rita shook her head.
"I will miss you Dawn!" Zoey then shouted as she then ran to Dawn as they shared a hug between best friends.
"Take care of Lincoln now..." Dawn told Gwen as she then nodded.
Sad shakes of the head at this.
"So it's just your other girlfriend on the other team!" Gwen told Lincoln with an amused sigh and Lincoln nodded.
"Don't worry Dawn as he will have me as his partner now!" Courtney then told Dawn and put up a thumbs up to Lincoln and he did the same.
"Wonder how that goes..." Albert asked with the alliance down a member.
At the award ceremony all but Dawn had their Gilded Chris; "Sorry Dawn but the Walk of Shame and the Lame-O-Sine!" Chris told Dawn as she shared one final hug and kiss with Lincoln and then walked to the Walk of Shame with grace and dignity.
"Keep this to yourself but... I voted myself out... Ouch..." Lincoln said in the confessional.
"Noble Lincoln but someone else should have been voted off..." Ronnie Anne sighed.
"Our bad luck; one of my alliance members got seriously hurt and then the other let her guilt ruin our best chance to win... If only MK had kept her stupid idea to herself..." Courtney sighed in the confessional with her arms folded and her head up but then it shot up as her eyes widened. She then screamed "hey; wait a minute..."
"At least Courtney caught onto what happened..." Bobby said and they took comfort in this and decided to just rest for ten minutes just to recover from the episode that they had just seen.
I have some kind of big news: I have decided on ALL 18 teams for the Ridonculous Race when I get there and I have the list saved as a separate document so I don't forget it! Plus Kristal mentioned is a reference to Disventure Camp which you can find on YouTube which is a fan animated series inspired by Total Drama that thanks to legal trouble from Fresh TV had to change about things to remove direct references to Total Drama so at least they fared better than the creators of the fan made Total Drama Reunion. Plus in an odd turn of events they had to re-do Season 1 and episodes of that are being made and released on the page. Other than a few mentions or cameos; don't expect cast from the show to appear here.