Princess Pong was at Salacious B Grumb's burger stand.
"Is there anything you can't do?" He asked, suddenly.
"Well, maybe." She replied. "I can do lots of things, not trying to brag."
"Well I have some dares for you to do!" Salacious exclaimed.
"If you insist." Princess Pong replied, nonchalantly.
The first dare he had for her was to stand upside down and walk on her hands.
"Time for my gymnastic classes to come in handy." She said to herself.
She started standing and walking in her hands while sticking her tail in the air in case Salacious saw it as her cheating.
"Impressive." Salacious commented. "But now I dare you to hold your breath for two minutes!"
"That's cool." Came the calm reply from Princess Pong. "I've been practicing breath-holding in case those monsters from 'A Quiet Place' ever invade Show Town."
She held her breath for a surprising two minutes, during which her face turned more and more red until she exhaled.
"Well, can you balance your crown on your nose?" Salacious asked, in a challenging voice.
He turned to her to find her flawlessly balancing her crown on the end of her nose.
"Does this answer your question?" Giggled Princess Pong.
Salacious' jaw must've hit the floor.
Well now it's time for my final and ultimate challenge!" He yelled. "I challenge you to blow the biggest bubble ever!"
"Good thing I have some leftover gum from home." She said.
She took the gum from her pocket and chewed it for thirty seconds, after which she breathed in deeply, and began blowing the bubble. She blew and blew until her cheeks turned red and the bubble was as big as a field. The bubble then caught itself on a statue, and exploded.
"Well, congratulations." Salacious said, trying to pry himself from all the gum. "You may wanna take a bath."
"I'm planning on it." Princess Pong replied.
See ya next time!