The Bald and the Beautiful: An Insider's Look at the Bronze Fortress Guild
Welcome to the latest edition of "Remnant's Wackiest Guilds!" Today, we're taking a humorous peek at the Bronze Fortress Guild, a group that's not just tough in combat but also tough on hair follicles!
First off, let's talk about their most hair-raising custom: everyone in the guild is as bald as their leader, Lord Bastion Bronzegate. Why, you ask? Well, Lord Bastion has alopecia, and in a show of solidarity, every member shaves their head. It's not written in stone (much like their beds, but more on that later), but if you want to fit in, you better be ready to bid farewell to your luscious locks!
But don't let their shiny domes fool you. These guys and gals are serious about their hand-to-hand combat. They've taken the term 'bare-knuckle boxing' to a whole new level, eschewing weapons for the good ol' fists and feet. It's like watching a ballet, if the dancers were trying to knock each other out cold.
Now, onto their living situation. Rumor has it that the Bronze Fortress Guild members are so averse to luxury, they've taken minimalism to the extreme. Their guild halls? Stark stone structures that make a monk's quarters look like a penthouse suite. And beds? Who needs 'em! There's an unconfirmed whisper that they sleep right on the stone floors. Talk about rock-hard abs and, well, everything else!
Continuing our jaunt into the world of the Bronze Fortress Guild, let's not forget their impressive ranking. Sitting comfortably at number four in the world's strongest guilds, they're right behind the glitzy White Peak, the tech-savvy Steel Sentinels, and the regal Golden Crescent. But don't think they're just about brute strength; these bald warriors have a heart of gold when it comes to Faunus rights. In stark contrast to the posh Atlas guilds, Bronze Fortress stands as a beacon of equality and inclusivity. Who knew that under those shiny scalps lay some of the most progressive brains in Remnant?
Now, let's talk about their leader, the nearly 3,000-year-old Lord Bastion Bronzegate. That's right, three millennia! Being an A or S rank Huntsman really does wonders for your lifespan. Lord Bastion isn't just old; he's ancient, and with age comes wisdom – or in his case, a serious aversion to hair products and luxury.
But don't let their spartan lifestyle and old-school combat style fool you. These warriors are as modern in their views as they are ancient in their fists. It's a unique blend of the old and the new, the bald and the bold, making the Bronze Fortress Guild a truly fascinating subject in the tapestry of Remnant's guilds.
It's impossible to ignore the fiery dynamic between its leader, Lord Bastion Bronzegate, and Her Exalted Grace Belony Alba Schnee, the matriarch of the infamous White Peak Guild. For those unacquainted with Alba, she's a figure of immense power and influence, over 2,500 years old, with a reputation that sends shivers down the spine of even the bravest Huntsman. Her strength is legendary, her will, ironclad.
But what really sets the stage for a centuries-old feud is their starkly opposing views on faunus rights. Lord Bastion, a staunch supporter of equality and inclusivity, stands in direct contrast to Alba Schnee, whose actions and policies have often been interpreted as oppressive and discriminatory against the faunus. This ideological divide has fermented into a bitter enmity that pervades their interactions.
The animosity reached its boiling point with the horrific Bellflower Massacre, a tragedy that wiped out an entire village of faunus five years ago. While the White Peak Guild insist that the massacre was actually just an isolated weather event (the deaths were caused by freezing) it is not proved to be a very convincing argument in the court of public opinon.
While the world whispered in horror, Lord Bastion publicly condemned Alba Schnee, convinced of her involvement. This accusation wasn't just based on speculation; it was a response to the White Fang's assassination of Alba's young grandson, Whitley Schnee, an act that many believe pushed her towards committing the massacre in a twisted act of revenge. In addition Lord Bastion points out that the method of the killings, (the victims were frozen solid) is consistent with the Schnee semblance, which grants them mastery over the powers of ice.
This clash between Bastion and Alba isn't just personal; it's a reflection of the deep-seated tensions within Remnant's society. On one side, the Bronze Fortress Guild stands as a beacon of hope for the oppressed, a guild that not only recognizes but actively champions faunus rights. On the other, the White Peak Guild, under Alba's leadership, remains shrouded in controversy and fear, its legacy marred by actions that have sparked outrage and division.
As we close this chapter on the Bronze Fortress Guild, we're reminded that behind the bald heads and stone floors lies a guild with a heart of gold, unwavering in its stand against one of the most powerful and daunting figures in Remnant's history. In a world where power often dictates right, the Bronze Fortress Guild stands tall, a testament to the enduring spirit of justice and equality.