Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 34: A Not So Endless Challenge
If you're asking why certain characters don't appear in this crossover, it's because it takes place during Episode 5 of Homespun where the contestants go into a giant monster and...do stuff in the National Park that it was.
Also, two of them didn't get invited and Perky's...wherever she is, she's probably having a good time, so someone has to bring the cast back together again and damn it, Chris is mad enough to handle the (unofficial) Endless Reunion and today's challenge at the same time!
With the 14 remaining campers about to be 12 (or even 11), these two casts try to deal with each other and the challenge at hand, along with a few stow-aways to help with the challenge, even if it is a simple one.
For the record, Hotel Rockies is essentially an expansion to this weird-ass universe of Total Drama and not really a direct sequel! It's still canon, just being shelved before I finish UI.
I did promise the man whose series I'm crossing over with that I would finish this one specifically. Thank you, NondescriptNorbert for being a nondescript motivator and also, G-man 2.0. for unspecified reasons.
The Swooce: Yeah, he might just do that!
"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, these guys had to go through a classic obstacle course and carry some giant pancakes in order to eat them! Dirty, clean, covered with poison ivy, spicy in the middle, whatever they have, the sixteen remaining players had to eat!"
Tanjiro slipping at ridiculous speeds was shown, along with his pancake getting hurt.
"Pit, Joseph, Dante, Sokka and Nicole were all eating real fast and getting their tongues stung again by the pancake offence, but Pit and Miko as a couple won that challenge in love! Kinda ew. While one alliance was crumbling under the pressure of having one of their members eliminated through democracy, the other alliance didn't help with Lowain gaining immunity!"
Lowain picking out a random tub and opening with his many, many scratches were shown.
"Through the power of alliances and having the majority, Reigen got voted out and some other people voted off Nobara because people found out she's in the big one! So, Sandy's the only returning player left now! These fourteen might have to deal with some Endless friends or an Endless amount of challenges."
Chris just got shouted in his ear.
"Look, these guys are getting some friends and enemies from Endless, yet another bunch of other players from other universes in another of my awesome challenges in Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!"
I can't believe that this season has so many people! Somehow it makes it even easier to focus on Noah-who's recording?!"
~Emma, right before throwing another cameraman out of a window!
Cameraman #432 made a full recovery after invading someone's privacy.
Pit, Miko, Lowain and Sokka were all sharing in the prize of having some good Chef Hatchet-made food and escaping yet another elimination fraught with alliance issues...sitting on a different table.
The rest had the typical inedible stuff.
"Now, you're a good cook, but come on!" Dante complained. "Can't you at least make it edible?"
"He's doing for the same reason why half of these challenges involve some kind of legalised torture, because he thinks it is funny." Bayonetta said, taking a bite out of the...meat Chef prepared. "If I was watching, I would get it."
"Haha, you're just mad that Nobara got eliminated."
"And I would bet that you would have gotten angry at Sokka's elimination. Nothing personal, of course."
Dante shrugged.
"Bayo, I don't know what you mean, I'm not in an alliance and I'm playing my single player game! I'm strong enough to know you're in an alliance and that you have a problem with alliances."
"As if we don't all know about the alliance that made this season fucking stupid that you just joined for an advantage." Bayonetta clapped back easily.
The witch and the demon hunter gave some playful looks towards each other, as the good eaters watched them in awe or something.
"It's kind of crazy that they don't hate each other! Like they should be life-long rivals or something like that!" Sokka shouted.
"Bruh, they're both saving each other. They only have beef with each other 'cause Dante was all in on Bayo's beast and said babe all serious. Why would they hate each other?" Lowain looked at the grinning all-powerful rivals.
"...Just figured, you know." Sokka pouted.
"They might be like my awesome Yumeko!"
Lowain may have been doing better, but it wasn't really much better since he did do the last episode's challenge and he still didn't have a hint of a smile.
*Dante's confessional*
The demon hunter grinned.
"You ever thought that you could relate to someone entirely by fighting them real good? No way, I thought I was going to dance my way into her heart of rivalry!"
*Bayonetta's confessional*
"Now I'm in the precarious position of getting my game stopped by a fake psychic, I think it's time to indulge the world's most annoying demon hunter. It may be a profession of one, but he is that." She grinned, surprisingly in a good mood.
*Confessional cut*
With that being said, in better hours that involved a little bit of monster hunting, Bayonetta, Reg and Sandy were stuck together through the power of plot or a giant plant monster that looked at them.
"I think we might be in a comedic situation." Reg said. "This guy just wants to watch our drama."
"It's not even that interesting, though." Bayonetta remarked. "Why does he want to watch us?"
"Maybe it's because it hasn't seen anything." Reg stated. "This island's boring aside from all of the monstrous wildlife."
"Do you really want to go down that route?"
The witch and the robot child decided to both deal with that plant monster, but Sandy was a few sentences ahead of them, as she got the monster to respect their place.
Sandy even managed to give a mean look towards it without said monster of vines, leaves and grapes even being considerate of a dickhead, since Reg respected it.
"Do you think that this was an intern?" Reg said.
"Yeah, he confirmed it."
The oddly nonchalant mood left in whispers, as the three of them pondered something important.
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel was...almost numb.
"I don't know how to describe other than this man doesn't like interns at all for no reason, because there is no other reason to treat interns that bad. That or he's a supervillain of reality shows."
*Confessional cut*
These two may have expected a little bit of a fight, but what they didn't expect was a portal that appeared...and then disappeared, somehow changing the mood yet again.
"Should we-" Reg was going to ask something.
"Campers, come to that one place where the racetrack is, there's a whole new cast of characters showing up to be worse than us!" Chris had to brag. "These guys came from some Endless show! Some kind of evil Infinite season probably!"
There wasn't really a need for the diss, as the three contestants sprinted all of the way towards the previous place of the racetrack and hilariously...
...there was no racetrack, in spite of the facilities still being intact for such functions, as every other remaining contestant stood in front of Chris, who was smugly grinning at the fact that he had a surprise.
For some, he might have said a little bit too much.
"You 14 campers have survived 30 challenges of wickedness, pain and pure skill and almost all of you have seen what the game does to our massive, massive cast! Betrayals, planned eliminations, backstabs, sabotage and even attempted murder, which shouldn't happen again!"
Chris tutted to emphasise the attempted murder situation.
"So, how about a season where two people kinda died and some other contestants aren't here for some reason, like, they've got some Homespun thing going on or what? But these guys can teach you people a lot!"
The most unimpressed set of the fourteen contestants, saw a walking talking turtle walk out with the same surprised look under the glasses and explorer's hat.
"From Endless, we've got as many people as they wanted to come for today's challenge! We've got Bentley, we've got Amethyst, we've even got that Yao guy and these guys haven't seen each other in..."
"A whole bunch of time, basically." Tails said.
The Shorty Squad shared quite the shorty hug, considering their team size.
"Hey, he's not just the Yao guy, he is Yao!" Bentley shouted. "Weirdly enough, I miss most of you guys."
"Me too!" Tails said.
Yao may have been a short Chinese guy with his hair in a topknot, one black eye and a brown Chinese outfit, but he came in swinging.
"Hold on, you have no right to talk about me being lame! I'm quite the manly man and we all respect each other!" Yao shouted. "I respect you for bringing everyone back here, but my respect is gone now."
"Chris, just accept that you're wrong on this one. He is cool." Pit backed up the short Chinese man.
As for Amethyst, she walked out with confidence and her "Shorty Squad" jacket. She was a damn short Gem, someone that lived off having some friends and she had purple long hair, purple skin and "wore" a grey sleeveless top over said gem, black trousers with stars and white boots.
"Yeah, he's quite cool unlike you Chris!"
"Hey, hey, settle down, you can save the words for the challenge, which isn't going to be happening in a while because a certain Chef broke some wood that wasn't meant to be broken!"
The Shorty Squad along with two other fellows that slowly came out from behind...the bleachers were reunited once again for a quick challenge.
"Anyways, you all can do whatever you want provided that the monsters don't kill you!"
"I can't believe that you all had Samurai Jack here and eliminated him! You people are definitely something else!" Lenny (aka definitely not Larry Bundy Jr.) exclaimed. "So...I heard you all are caught up with Endless."
"Well, only three of us and maybe a few more. You got good stories?" Sandy asked.
"DO I!"
21 of the Endless contestants, minus Markus, Rick, Athena (who likes Atlantis), Janna, Peach (who both have completely different roles in Rodney's House) and Perky's who does some dumb shit.
that's right, we swear in this location and no-one can stop me.
These two wisely decided to hop inside of a special hut that had the space to do some artsy crafts and a whole lot more that was locked for some reason, but they were all chilling together...sort of.
"I've gotta say that having 128 people in your Total Drama season is already quite ludicrous, but the fact that it is this close to being finished should mean something." Some British guy named Roy said. "But at least
"That I agree with." Pit shouted. "I also heard that you were a small bad guy!"
Roy Brown was a brown-haired guy with an orange puffer vest coat, a white shirt, some jeans and red-orange sneakers...and crystals on his head.
"Brother, I wasn't necessarily a small bad guy. More like average-sized-"
"Still doesn't mean you don't suck!" Pit screamed.
Beatrice, Endless' eighth(?) spunky teen and brown-haired princess-looking miss...got turned back into a bluebird that didn't surprise at least one person.
"Are you normally like this?" Bayonetta asked.
"I was, but I thought almost winning Endless would stop me turning into this!" Beatrice answered, tired of the bluebird situation. "Maybe it's another other universe-"
And then she was a redhead teen with a turquoise and teal dress and utterly confused.
"-thing."
"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!" Dante shouted. "Did she-"
Beatrice screamed for a second.
"AHHHHH, it's fine."
"Is it, though?" Dante questioned Beatrice, who wasn't in that kind of mood. "Gonna assume that it's not normal."
"I got turned into a bluebird for a few minutes..."
Beatrice and Dante were in the middle of solving this weird-ass canon mystery, when who else would show up, but Indiana Jones, fedora, brown jacket and all, had enough for someone staring at his bag of newfound Norse artefacts.
Which was Lowain, who wasn't saying much.
"...You magic?" Lowain asked, trying his best to be happy. "Bruh, uh..."
"Jesus Christ, learn to speak properly." Indiana spoke to himself. "Are you fine, you look like some crazy kid."
"Nah, bro, you're just saying that to cheer me up." Lowain casually stated. "...Also, you're that Indiana guy right?"
Indiana stared at Lowain, who shook himself off.
"Yes."
"Cool beans, man."
With that awkward introduction over, there was better characters showing up like the unsurprisingly unconfident Fluttershy, a strangely confident Julie and the candy doctor...Dr. Doofenshmirtz giving out some Wonka stuff.
"Hey, fellas, I heard that you had some great candy in here and I don't care that you're looking at me like that!" Miko said. "I came here for candy!"
"Cool, but Homespun is somewhere else." Julie snidely remarked. "And I don't think-"
"This is a whole different place! We're on Ultimate Islands, which is better."
"Is it, though-"
"Yes it is because we're on a bunch of islands!"
Julie shrugged, having those big glasses and the big attitude, as she took the (non-alcoholic) fruit punch with Ramona, especially since she was talking about the same Scott Pilgrim that got eliminated two episodes ago with Uraraka.
Either way, candy was in the building.
"Give me some of that stuff!" Miko shouted.
"No, thank you, because there might be other people that want to share." Fluttershy awkwardly said.
"I came here for extra candy, though."
Fluttershy hummed, as Miko sauntered up to the candy stand and took one of the Everlasting Gobstoppers with ease, Dr. Doofenshmirtz being pretty pleased.
"Thanks, candy guy!" Miko shouted.
"You're actually welcome." Doofenshmirtz teared up. "You're welcome."
"Whoa, whoa, hey, it's not that serious! Sorry-"
"No, no, it's fine!"
After achieving his dreams, he had shed a tear again, even if Miko and Sokka were weirded out by said tear.
*Perry's confessional*
The green platypus with a trilby purred at the camera with a serious expression and then looking at it before realising he might have some problems.
He crossed his arms, knowing that his former nemesis had changed.
*Sokka's confessional*
He whispered to the camera like he was actually whispering secrets.
"This guy wanted to take over the Tri-State Area, entered the Endless thingy and realised that being a bad guy means that you suck and he makes candy because he doesn't want to suck or help his family..."
He took a breather.
"...I feel like he and Zuko would have a great talk!"
*Confessional cut*
Yae and Nicole were having a great fight, since they both knew what was up in this place and Dante and Ramona both shared a dare...though it was mostly Dante trying to diss Yae and things happen.
By the way, Yae was definitely a strong girl with short brown hair wearing your usual Japanese school uniform with a blue jacket, cyan skirt and white shirt and the usual dudes...except at this moment.
"Young lady, you have a great punch!" Nicole shouted, parrying one of Yae's hooks.
"Thank you." Yae jabbed straight through Nicole's own karate swing. "Why did you want to fight, we could have talked, ma'am-"
"I was in a fighting mood, okay."
"Really?"
The fight stopped for a second, as Yae realised Nicole was...having a late-game moment.
"Look, I know that you're way past the merge, but I'm pretty sure that you would definitely win with that kind of strategy." Yae honestly said. "You still aren't honest, though."
"Yeah, my alliance didn't work out." Nicole said. "I assume you got out early."
"Yes and it was embarrassing." Yae said. "To me that is, but my town was proud of me anyways."
"Huh, must be nice."
Ramona Flowers had teal-coloured short hair and she wore real pink short shorts, pink-ish pantyhose, black boots, a black shirt and grey-ish jacket and she saw Dante grin.
"Scott really did get a big score!" Dante shouted. "Okay, Ramona, you're not going to lose this bet!"
"Are you done?" Ramona said. "What is your actual problem?"
"My problem is that you're going to lose this bet, I'm up in this-"
Nicole and Yae agreed to take Dante's dollars for reasons.
"-bet with money."
"Cool, then give it to them, they figured out your game."
"I play a good game, man!"
Dante got the demon slapped out of him by Nicole, as Yae and Ramona tried to have a decent conversation while the hardest slaps this side of the age rating barrier were happening.
*Ramona's confessional*
She scoffed at Dante's charms.
"I'm glad that Scott was never on the same team as this guy because Dante sounds like a dick. A dick that's getting better, but a dick nonetheless." She said, "I'm more surprised that a version of Chris is this generous about bringing in the whole bang, even if I don't care for most of them."
*Confessional cut*
Tails and Reg were having some interesting conversations and of course, Lenny and Squirrel Girl were having some words with each other for reasons that if you could figure out, then you might get a dollar.
"Endless cast guys and my awesome set of campers, meet me at the area of the challenge because it's going to be great and very cool!" Chris announced. "Yeah and it's awesome!"
Meanwhile, Tomoko cried at the reunion of some of her friends, especially the sweeter ones and she saw Uraraka walk up to her nervously.
"Please go away." Tomoko quietly said, almost scared. "I want to be with my friends."
"...What happened to you?" Uraraka asked. "You look like you got stepped on by a Russian guy."
Tomoko looked up at her.
"He wasn't ever on my team, sorry, Tomoko. I'm more surprised you're talking with me."
"Uh..."
Tomoko didn't want to say anything about that-
"...you seem nice?"
"Thanks!"
The two of them plain embarrassed, walking out of there like they both said something about their chests and someone had to say something about it since Susie and Bayonetta were now a sudden unit for obvious reasons.
*Susie's confessional*
Susie was trying to not cry.
"My mom didn't allow me to watch that show and from what I heard everyone turned into mean guys except for a bunch of nice adults. Can I go home?"
*Bayonetta's confessional*
*Confessional cut*
The already aforementioned set of Endless players were standing tall against the current cast of Ultimate campers, who were just looking at these cast of people who had decent conditions.
"Wait, you actually stay here?" Dipper asked, being the 12-year old with the interest in...a lot, mostly cryptids. "Wow."
"Yeah, wow indeed." Bayonetta sarcastically said.
"I understand, this place is not any kind of cosy. Looks like a dump." Lapis, being the blue gem of water, glumness and attitude.
"I mean it definitely is one!" Uraraka blurted out. "Just not that bad!"
"Visitors, it's just an aesthetic thing because it's the theme and plus it's part of the challenge!"
There was a weirdly big stage that was protected by a chain-link area that didn't really intimidate many of the contestants that were in the place except for the early-merge characters.
"The challenge is quite simple! The Endless people and our awesome cast are going on one on one and obviously, whoever wins their challenge gets to do it again until one remains and they get immunity! Please don't get immunity by default, it would be lame and a lot of you won't let that happen."
"...This sounds like a rush job." Lowain remarked.
"Geez louise, it looks like your optimism got killed!" Lenny shouted. "I thought that you were dudebro."
"Brah, my girlfriend left two challenges ago, I can't be tired of these wacky challenges?"
"...I mean I am providing one of many wacky challenges, so you should be more optimistic."
With that awkward situation over, someone had to step forward with confidence and of course that one person had to be one that didn't give a single fuck about who was ahead of him.
"My man Roy, I heard I'm quite the sword and boomerang man from you!" Sokka had to brag, stomping confidently.
"Yeah, you should know that you're not real...ly good at fighting." Roy provoked the now angry swordsman.
"Round 1's got Roy vs Sokka, mister crystal villain versus the sword and boomerang guy!"
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
The only ginger Canadian hung from the ceiling.
"If I'm right...Sokka's got no chance of winning this since Endless has that guy make it just past the merge because he's Rick Sanchez's number two guy. But then Sokka beat the snot out of Azula with only his strategy, so he's going to be equal!"
*Confessional cut*
Sokka and Roy took their positions, making their intent known in their contrasting stances with one of them definitely chilling, which you could tell because he was British.
"I don't want to see any messing around in here! I came here for a good fight!" Chef shouted. "Also, it's something!"
"Just letting you know that you're in a great spot in the competition, so what's your game?" Roy asked. "Since this is some kind of fake Survivor."
"Making me, Joseph and Lowain go all the way to the final...and Miko." Sokka told Roy in a tone loud enough for only them to hear.
"...Really, the final four?" Roy mockingly asked.
"The last challenge involves four players." Sokka said. "Well, it's more like a thing that Chris said a while ago."
Roy scoffed at the remark of believing Chris, as Sokka got prepared to wield his two weapons like they were extensions of his limbs, coming on with a notable swipe that Roy slyly dodged.
Albeit just about though and Sokka kept on the strong attacks that Roy kept on dodging with a smirk and it was obvious to all but one that pissing his opponent off was his strategy.
Sokka even got a clean hit, but his face was beaming with rage and Roy took the opportunity that only he could do to put some crystals into Sokka's sword hand and that sword fell off said hand.
The boomerang came out when the two of them jumped away from each other to reposition, as Roy blocked it with the crystals and ended up with it bouncing straight back at Sokka's own hand.
That being said, Sokka still had the upper hand until he tried to get his own sword.
Roy just summoned some crystals on the ground, having several spikes that only made it more awkward to navigate the large cage.
"Wait, you're an Earthbender?!" Sokka shouted.
"It's not quite that, but you're close-" Roy saw Sokka trying to pick up his stuck sword before he eyed the swordsman.
Sokka realised that he could do some boomerangin' and he threw it, trying to take the sword with some effort.
"Come on, man!" Sokka shouted, before getting stuck in between a whole bunch of crystals. "Were you planning that the whole time?!"
"Yeah and you should know." Roy smirked at the sentence.
Sokka had a scream of anguish.
"And Sokka loses his first challenge, leaving him up for today's vote! And now for some fair matches, Yae and Pit are going to box each other!"
Yae Saotome looked at Pit, who was spinning around his two swords with ease towards a kinda impressed Miko and judged something that wasn't that obvious.
"Round 2: Yae Saotome vs Pit!"
These two were squaring up with only their own fists, Miko and Sandy cheering for the guy.
*Yae's confessional*
She spoke carefully.
"He does not look like that person. And more importantly, he clearly can't box."
*Pit's confessional*
He had some shaky confidence.
"I've beaten Medusa, Hades, a fake Palutena that's disgusting, some other villains and even got Dark Pit to be my friend, so maybe I could beat this boxing girl!"
*Confessional cut*
Pit puts on his gloves to respond to Yae's fighting stance.
"I'm going to knock you out because you're against me." Pit shouted.
Yae didn't really dignify those words, already prepared to take down this powerful angel and Pit started off with one of those punches that hit its mark and...
...didn't do much to stop Yae from throwing a strong one right at the angel's head.
Sure, Pit stumbled back and regained his own senses, but it was really obvious that punching wasn't his forte even with the uppercut
"All y'all have to do is knock 'em out or ring 'em out, nothing serious!" Chef shouted. "But I don't care if you get serious!"
"I am being serious!"
Pit's hilarious war cry actually caught him with a strong uppercut, which did make Yae get knocked down a little bit and the angel took a breather after that impressive punch.
"Oh no." Pit uttered after seeing Yae get up without much damage. "Hold on, let's talk about this."
"You stepped up."
Yae Saotome wasn't messing around either, letting Pit know instantly with a strong hook and then she was pushing in blow after blow on the poor angel, which didn't help his case.
Pit didn't get hurt that much, but then he got hit by a hook, a smashing hand and one hell of a face punch that sent him to the ropes before getting met with quite a solid strike that Pit had to slump down for.
Pit got up quite easily as though he didn't get pummelled, raring up for another few punches and he started with another one that got countered by Yae and she went for the knockout sending it right to the nose.
Pit tried to guard a little bit too slow, as Yae finally uppercut him out of the ring through a simple uppercut and lack of flying back into the cage without a roof meant that he got stuck on the wall, which meant through some epic comedic skit and...the ring being a bit too small for the cage.
"OH MY GOD, angel kid finally got ringed out through one hell of a punch! He threw that mini-challenge." Chef commented, before going towards Pit. "You suck man, you deserve your elimination!"
"...Yeah, that was ridiculously convenient!" Pit shouted. "Really sus, but you lose sometimes."
"What just happened?" Yae was even surprised.
*Miko's confessional*
The purple-haired gamer looked determined.
"Okay, so my boyfriend's up for elimination which sucks, but it's going to be cool when I win this one and get immunity and I win and get all of the games after I get my own house and my own portal!" She shouted like she had one thing on her mind.
*Confessional cut*
Bayonetta and Amethyst were dancing together with ease, especially since the challenge may or may not have been suggested to the Gem who picked it by a certain pearl.
Regardless, they were both kicking ass in subtext and if you went by lore, someone might have been mad.
"No way, you're good at this!" The purple gem cheered. "As I definitely knew about."
"I'm glad that my reputation really did precede me. Best to turn it up a notch!" Bayonetta bragged.
"Yeah, uh-"
Bayonetta was practically styling on Amethyst like it wasn't a problem and she even managed to corner the gem with her dancing, even doing the spin to her and finishing it off with a taunting pose.
"-It's fine, I would have passed you away!"
"That's really nice, dear." Bayonetta replied knowing that Amethyst wasn't really sincere, just mad. "Alright, so, Dante?"
"Anyways, Bayonetta moves onto the next round again because she's stylish!"
Amethyst wasn't super pleased, as Dante walked up to his challenge with a grin and the two of them shared a quick moment of being relating to something odd.
Eh, that was probably weird.
"Dante steps up to the plate to deal with Yao in the greatest fight of all time and I'm sure that I'm going to see some serious pain!"
"It's the manliest fight of all time! I respect this guy for beating a whole bunch of enemies." Yao remarked, the short man doing a quick kick. "Look I don't care what you are, you're not ready for this."
"Okay then, give me your best shot, soldier!" Dante exclaimed.
These two were back in the ring, willingly to fight in the ring, Chef walking around in his "classic" outfit that the two of them tolerated.
"Listen, same thing as last time, you wanna get serious, I don't care." Chef saw the two of them wincing at his ring-side dress.
"Yeah, I'm pretty serious about this." Yao said, preparing himself. "May the best manly man win!"
"Alright, you said it, not me."
Dante went an appropriate distance back and stood there rather casually, as Yao ran in with the angriest look that he could muster and he was pummelling the heck out of Dante's chest.
He might have actually done some damage if it was anyone else besides Bayonetta and well, the guy that smiled at him.
"Wait, what are you looking at?" Yao asked. "You know that I was going to lose!"
"Then why did you step up to my plate, little man?" Dante said. "You helped save China, dude!"
"I just want to fight you, Dante." Yao simply said, throwing some more solid punches.
"I respect that."
Dante managed to look at Yao with a respectful look, as he decided to do his classic thing.
...
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one epic combo later...
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...
"To no-one's surprise, Dante wins his challenge and there was indeed a hilarious amount of pain!"
Yao still stood strong, but he was feeling different for lack of a better sentence and was almost unconscious, but he was still standing with a notable amount of blood on his face.
"Should have held back, but Chef said his words." Dante remarked. "Holy shit, you're going to need Medic."
"Urgh, I'm still not done." Yao said. "But I do need some healing."
"That you do, man, that you do."
*Reg's confessional*
"At this point, I'm wondering if this challenge is just going to be the strongest people making it through." He said without optimism. "Uh, apparently not."
*Confessional cut*
Fluttershy and Reg shared one thing in common.
Respecting animals that were kind of disrespectful, since the bunny Angel was jumping around the robot kid without that much problem.
"No, Angel, he is a nice kid!" Fluttershy said.
"Yeah, I'm trying my best to be nice!" Reg actually shouted in a calming voice.
Angel bounced on him.
"All you have to do is pet one bunny, not that hard!"
Reg was chasing around for Angel, who was in the mood to mess with whoever wanted to respect animals (which was everybody remaining minus maybe Roy) even using his stretchy arms to try and catch said bunny off-guard.
Reg kept on being quiet, making sure that any other weird animal doesn't get hurt, since the Abyss has a few of those.
"I understand if you don't want to be petted."
Angel then walked up to him with an almost sadistic grin.
"...Are you okay?"
"He's just being a bad bunny...and you did scare him." Fluttershy shyly replied, as Reg slowly walked up to the stubborn bunny and finally petted him as softly as possible.
"Sorry if I scared you." Reg told the bunny, who looked away from him.
"Told you it wasn't that hard and Reg gets to move on!"
Next up: Indiana Jones tries to steal some treasure from Joseph.
"Oh, what do ya need? What's good?" Joseph asked.
Joseph had the shocking hands of Hamon and Indiana Jones had a damn gun and his own whip along with the hits of a treasure hunter.
"I've been exploring all sorts of artefacts and been through that season, one guy with weird powers isn't going to stop me."
For the record, the treasure was lodged in a whole bunch of vines that Joseph could control with ease and a rock that Joseph couldn't do anything to and it was like a game of sneaking.
Joseph had a smirk on his face that Indiana wanted to punch the smile off his face, but he had to dodge several vines that were designed to waste that little bit of time.
"My man, Indiana, how come I haven't heard of you?"
"We come from different worlds, simple as that, but why are you so unserious?"
These two shared the ability to ask questions and these guys were constantly repositioning to get ahead of each other's wacky technique or rather, Joseph's wacky techniques.
Indiana then shot at Joseph sensing that he could block a bullet and indeed, the bullet was stopped by the vines in such a way that everyone saw that kind of stuff.
"Hehe."
Indiana finally had to rush in using his bare hands, you know what happened, everyone was punching.
"I know what you're going to say next!" Joseph predicted.
"HOW DID YOU STOP THAT BULLET!"
It was actually spot on, by the way, since the horns officially sounded that this challenge was done.
"Finally, there's that one thing that Deadpool's asking for apparently! Anyways, Joseph wins with pure power!" Chris announced. "Next up, the very cool and very not nervous Uraraka."
"Alright, what do I have to do?" Uraraka shouted with determination. "I can do a lot of things."
Lapis looked like she wanted to do this.
"You can play the flute, right?" She asked, tired of this challenge. "I'm not in a fighting mood."
"Neither am I, actually!"
The two of them then shared a flute moment, even if it was obvious that Uraraka wasn't that good at the flute...only decent enough to make the two of them have a good time.
At the very least, she didn't want to fight her specifically.
"I respect the attempt. At least you get to move on."
"And Uraraka gets to move on thanks to generosity and now Lowain gets the obvious pick! He looks serious, which is a first! Lenny ain't though!"
Lowain looked like he had been Sol Badguy for an entire Guilty Gear game, as Lenny was grinning like the blue gem gamer like he was and they were ready to do one thing.
"No way, how did you get to be liked by everyone?" Lowain asked.
"I guess being incredibly likeable does have its upsides, which I don't exactly want to tell you." Lenny remarked. "That and having ridiculous powers that I do share with Amethyst, which she hasn't shown yet."
"...Oh, no way, she's the shapeshifting purple lady?"
"My, my, you do know your Endless, at least that little bit."
"You guys ready to brush on your...Total Drama crossover knowledge?" Chris asked. "Yeah, take that, lawyers, we're good!"
Lowain and Lenny were standing inside the cage without much of a problem, ready to send each other Total Drama knowledge each other's way and uh, it was a bit of a doozy.
"...How the heck is it going to work?" Lowain asked.
"Come on, usually this goes through some kind of Lightning Round! Simple as that!"
"Dude, you make it sound simple."
"Anyways, to pass, you either have to match or beat Lenny's score!"
The two guys sat down together, the duo determined to get some questions right.
"In Infinite 2, which guy got named the Hero of Happiness-"
Lowain was that bit faster, but he had to figure it out.
"For the record, it's digital which sucks and I can't torture you!"
"Yeah, there's definitely something with this Chris." Lenny remarked, as Lowain nodded.
"Okay in Cruise, who was the first boot, since both of you haven't seen that."
Lowain and Lenny just guessed, mostly since one of them was a walking Fandom wiki and the other was a dudebro stuck in an isekai of sorts.
"And who was the first one to get eliminated after they arrived on a boat?"
Lenny knew and Lowain...looked confused, but he entered it anyway.
"Question three, dudes: Out of you both, who was the first to be blue?"
"Chris, broski, what do you even mean?" Lowain asked. "...Like team or skin colour."
"Both, obviously!"
You can guess what they both pressed.
"Question 4, these two both share the fate of getting eliminated by a bad dude after warning the other contestants about him or her! Fun fact, there's more than two."
...
...
...This took a weirdly long time, but they did choose.
"And final question: Who is the most attractive host, which I don't know how that slipped in there, but thank you random intern!"
Lowain and Lenny were simultaneously offended and they were far from the only ones.
"Geez and I thought that Roy needed his ego fed, haha!" Lapis remarked.
"Yeah, we had quite a few egotistical douchebags!" Lowain shouted. "Trust me, Chris is on the bottom."
Roy wasn't smiling any more.
"Come on, you've got to admit that you love yourself too much." Lapis said, displeased with the crystal having Brit.
"...Anyways, can we move on?" Roy barked out, almost louder than everyone else.
"Yeah, onto the bonus question! Whose villain got eliminated first, like, relative to each other since we've got that big cast of 128 and Endless has got 27 not so great fellas!" Chris announced. "Take your-"
They both smashed it.
"-time. Anyways, we'll reveal the answers after this next awesome challenge!"
Susie and Heavy wondered one thing about this challenge.
"Did you ask? Not asking, but it is small child." Heavy said.
"Where's mommy or daddy?" Susie asked.
"Hold on, you're telling me that the nicest guy with the nicest everything minus the confessionals still takes a six-year old on board?! I have standards, man!"
Chris rubbed his forehead, as Heavy looked at the child.
"I want to fight big strong man." Heavy remarked. "Not lost child."
"Eh, fair point! Susie, you're free to go...you did think of a challenge?"
"Uh, yes?"
Susie Derkins of Calvin and Hobbes fame, though leaving a little less traumatised, apparently had a nasty one.
"Wait, no, I don't have one-"
"Heavy, thanks to this lost child, you don't get any torture! Isn't that great!" Chris could barely contain his anger. "Hopefully the next player has something good for Nicole, since she works in an office."
"Have you ever worked in customer service?" Julie dropped the question on Nicole. "Because it doesn't look like you have."
"I have been in an office before and it definitely can't be worse than working on a counter."
"For the record, Lowain kinda lost mostly because of Lenny not knowing more stuff!" Chris announced. "But Nicole, you're gonna learn today!"
...
...
Nicole was "working" retail.
"Larry, how do you even do it!" Nicole screamed. "My apologies, who am I serving today?"
Yumeko Jabami showed up with a quite sadistic smile.
"Oh lord."
Yumeko went up with a box of...apples?
"Hello, ma'am, what can I do for you today?" Nicole asked, forcing that smile. "Buying a lot of apples I see."
"Yes, I am buying a whole bunch of apples, but I don't exactly know how much it costs at the moment." Yumeko explained. "You know, groceries and all that."
"Oh, miss, I've got the scales right here." Nicole carried the scales and put them down on the counter with the cash register. "Just let me get those apples."
"Hold on..."
Yumeko's grin stayed on, while she was putting on the
"...I can make you a deal."
"Look, miss, all I can do for deals is ask you for coupons." Nicole said. "Do you have any?"
Yumeko thought about it.
"No, but I can offer you the chance to get an idol."
Nicole calmed down, knowing that the gambling gal was trying to get a read on her and she saw right through the deal as a way to get her out of the game.
"Then all I can do is-"
She saw Dante grin (probably)
"-weigh apples. Wow, a whole kilogram of apples, that's twelve Canadian dollars." Nicole stated. "So, uh, I'll sort that register out real quickly. Like right now!"
Nicole was seething behind that smile that almost didn't work, pressing random buttons that had weirdly shaped text.
"You know, you could get an idol right now if you revealed what you really thought about me." Yumeko whispered to Nicole, who was reading the text.
*Julie's confessional*
"Jesus, no wonder she got so far before getting eliminated and don't think that I didn't pick Nicole for no reason. She's playing a Survivor classic, sorta, since I had to research fucking reality TV for Endless...if I only I knew that I got fucked over."
*Confessional cut*
With the almost homoerotic subtext happening, Nicole finally found that button and Yumeko staring right at Nicole, the exchange got less weird.
"Alright, I'm...new to...this thing. Can you please stop staring at my face." Nicole requested, taking the 12 dollars.
"Take the deal if you want to, you're not guaranteed to win." Yumeko said. "But if you find it, you can survive the next round for sure."
"Thank you, miss, but here are your apples." Nicole answered, as Yumeko pouted at the utter refusal.
*Nicole's confessional*
The cat mom didn't care that much.
"If she did as much research on me as she thinks I did, she knows that quitting isn't in my vocabulary." She remarked.
*Confessional cut*
There was only three people left and some of them had to lose and one of them might have been Tanjiro Kamado since he had to deal with-
"Master Tigress, one of the Sensational Six of China, known for her discipline and consistency and for her looks!"
Tigress and Tanjiro saw the host smirking and wondering what he was plainly talking about, but they had a challenge to do and it was quite simple, being a somewhat complicated kung fu standee.
"I heard about your Demon Slayer training and this should be just as hard as your training over there. Do not use your sword, only your hands, that's it." Tigress answered.
"Yes, Master Tigress...can I call you Tigress?" Tanjiro nervously asked. "Sorry that I asked."
"As long as I am your temporary master, yes."
Tanjiro stood strong in an awkward stance, as Sandy wondered something towards the only other squirrel girl.
"Is it because of kung fu?" Sandy asked.
"Eh, pretty much I assume." Squirrel Girl said, seeing the demon slayer do a weak punch. "Hold on, that's not strong enough-"
"-Hold on."
Tanjiro then threw out a weak kick, before realising that he had one more option and used his head to bonk the dummy with his special breathing, which has spikes and it still bounced off the spikes perfectly...
...and since he dived, it got pushed a decent distance away, but not exactly in the way that you would think since his breathing made everything substantially strong.
"Master Tigress, can I leave?"
The dummy was smashed, even with the wood, as Chris sighed and Master Tigress regretted even putting out this cheap dummy.
"And Tanjiro is up for elimination and next up, we've got the comeback squirrel herself, Sandy and uh, apparently Bentley has a little something!" Chris announced. "Stealing something."
"What do you mean stealing? I'm here to do legitimate business and more importantly, is this airing in my world?"
"Carmelita was in the season, yeah…and we kind of already did for this season, so I have an alternate challenge for you that I really wanted to do."
Bentley looked torn, as Sandy knew what was going on.
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel looked pissed.
"Into doing some research on as many people as I could, I kinda ended up looking into the turtle and his friends and even if they're master thieves apparently, that still wouldn't even be close to half the amount of crimes that a good chunk of the good-for-nothing contestants do."
*Confessional cut*
Bentley and Sandy were doing something that they were both rather good with...
...a combination of deconstructing gadgets and dealing with the opening of at least one Indiana Jones movie (sorry Norbert.)
"Someone took your challenge?" Sandy asked. "Because-"
"Yes, but I had a lot of alternates and this was one of them." Bentley said. "Avoiding traps that any thief that I wouldn't know about would be able to handle or a squirrel of action. But then again, I'm pretty sure that Chris wanted this."
The course was more than a little bit messed up, but at least it was short and Sandy was clearly speeding through the spring-loaded platform, the slippery section that led into the pit and even barely jumping onto the second section of the course which wasn't slippery.
It may have been a straight line, but it was still an Indiana Jones intro, Jones nodded as Sandy ducked some arrows and then got poked by other arrows.
She crawled, cheap arrows breaking off to lead into the final section of random wires that were either connected to a cage that she could see or a chest that's super locked.
"I guess this is my game, right?" Sandy asked.
"Don't worry, you've got a 30 second timer!" Chris announced, making Bentley sigh. "Make it quick!"
Sandy Cheek took a long look at the contraption of random wires and took twenty-two seconds to cut one of the wires with confidence.
"Whew, I'm done-"
The cage dropped on her.
"-Gosh darn wires...wait, was the wire invisible?!"
"Yep and finally, we've got Squirrel Girl and Ramona, two Americans having a very American showdown with quite the American way!"
Doreen and Ramona walked up to each other and respected each other with a handshake.
"What was Chris talking about?" Doreen asked.
"Probably some crazy stuff." Ramona said. "Must be a gunfight."
"Nah, ladies, it's another straight up fight!"
Ramona pulled out the hammer, ready to swing on the...squirrel girl, who pulled out her many squirrels and shook her tail and these two were going head-to-head to each other.
Even before they ended up interrupting Chef's bell ring, which was in the minds of both fighters, it was weirdly equal to the tail swings of Squirrel Girl and the hammer smashes of Ramona.
The two ladies went tail to hammer, even a few making their mark quite easily on Doreen's own face and there only had to be one thing to do for her to win.
Jump really high, which is what she did, hanging to the top of the cage.
"I'm glad you could do that because I'm doing that too!"
Ramona may not have jumped as high, but she did go for the hammer swing and obviously missed her and then the squirrels came up...all of the squirrels came up and the amount was about 100 with a Squirrel Girl ready to dive bomb on her.
"Squirrel guys, get down!" Doreen shouted.
"Wha-" Ramona then got dunked on by Squirrel Girl.
The rest was history, even if Ramona plainly only got pinned down for three seconds.
"In what could only be hilarious fashion, Squirrel Girl beats the snot out of Ramona with ease and a whole bunch of squirrels!"
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
The brown-haired gal laughed.
"Finally, someone that uses a fake Wikipedia to research powers, but I could've done that the whole time! Except when I couldn't, which was half of the time!"
*Confessional cut*
With Squirrel Girl, Heavy, Reg, Dante, Bayonetta, Nicole, Uraraka and Joseph making it to Round 2, it was apparent that the challenge might have been taking way too long.
Which was why Round 2 was a little bit different and featured everyone that didn't have a good challenge for them or would be obstacles to all of them in a race, which included Tomoko, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Tails, Winry, Perry, Dipper Pines and Wednesday Addams. (who even got overlooked here)
Tomoko looked at Uraraka honestly, since they were right next to each other, despite the fact that they were in the portal arena with the portal that was now clearly broken for good reason.
It was only a steel floor with a whole lot of small grates and of course, walls with opportunities to steal.
"Do you think I could be a good obstacle!" Tomoko shouted. "Since you're-"
"Uh, maybe?" Uraraka answered. "Chris, can she even do this?"
"Does it matter, the eight of you will be fighting the two spots of immunity since it has been quite a long day and the remaining players want to do this!"
"I don't want to do this." Tomoko whispered.
"Too bad, you can't back out of this now and the rest of the Endless guys aren't so nice!"
Perry chittered towards Doofenshmirtz.
"No, I understand that the competition made us act like bad guys, even if I like most of them." He replied quite simply. "There's Indy, Dipper, Tails."
Perry said.
"Can't blame ya, us Fact Hunters were a...bunch."
A fog horn sounded.
"Team Endless Leftovers, all of you guys have to do is stop our awesome cast from getting the two statues of immunity AKA my well-deserved awards with my face on 'em! Round 2 players, you have to get those statues, simple as that by dodging the Endless Leftovers, walls and a giant millipede that's called Artie! Real nice challenge for a bit of pain!"
Doof and Perry looked at each other and wondered who would get it, since about half of them were some kind of ridiculously overpowered and aside from Tails and Perry, none of them were even comparable to the likes of Nicole and Squirrel Girl.
"Alright, simple challenge, simple goal, GO!"
Tomoko looked at Uraraka.
"...Okay, all I have to do is beat you up, right?" Tomoko asked. "Then...uh...I'll win, right?"
"Yes, but Chris probably doesn't pay that many people."
"Fair enough."
Uraraka got on past, as Tomoko sat down and wondered what she was doing on Boney Island being called a leftover.
*Dipper's confessional*
The bushy brown haired fella was chilling.
"I swear that bringing everyone back was good, but I feel like Tomoko doesn't want to do this challenge...or I think half of us, did you see what Dante did to Yao or from what Sandy told me from the rest of the challenges? This is not weirder than when I was in Gravity Falls, but I'm not ready to get beaten within an inch of my life by some random godlike guy or I wouldn't want to fight Lenny anyways." He said. "Still want to research this season, though."
*Confessional cut*
The rest of them had to deal with Artie who was paired with Wednesday for total control of the arena and well, neither of them cared for not hurting other people.
"Maybe we could be a bit nicer in this building since you look like a demon!" Tanjiro shouted.
"That's great, I heard that you're a demon slayer." Wednesday said, not impressed.
"Thank you!"
Tanjiro got a look from Sokka, Joseph and Reg.
"I don't like wholesome idiots or demon slayers."
Artie started to roll towards the demon slayer, who was sure that it was just a giant millipede thanks to his nose...and subsequently he was the only one that was running away from it, since Bayonetta was running towards Artie, the beast from the dino times.
Lowain and Reg basically stuck together for one obvious reason.
"If there's two statues, that means we could win together."
"Yeah, for the girlfriends!" Lowain shouted. "Like Riko."
"Riko's my friend, though." Reg awkwardly said, stretching his arm out for Perry to kick it back.
"That's cool, man...oh wait!"
Lowain ignored that, he was busy blocking the projectile from Winry.
The mechanic and the cook were having a working class conflict of random parries and random stuff being thrown, while Reg was being rushed down with multiple spinning kicks to the face by the platypus with the-
doo bee doo dah
doo bee doo dah
PERRY!
Reg got punched to the ground and he got back up.
"How did you do that?" Reg inquired out of curiosity.
Perry tipped his fedora, as "PERRY!" sounded.
"...What was that?" Reg said incredulously.
"My lawyers getting some work because I don't even know who owns it, but he's really cool!"
Tanjiro was having a pretty good time trying to tire a giant millipede out and said insect moved like an autonomous boulder, so the demon slayer still had a problem running around and he turned into a 90 degree angle right into Wednesday's face.
"AHHHHH!"
"Finally something good." Wednesday told Tanjiro.
"Shut up, stop the beetle guy-" Tanjiro saw Artie stop all of a sudden. "-AHHHHH!"
The demon slayer knew that the millipede wasn't a demon, so...yeah.
"Finally, Tanjiro gets embarrassed, man."
*Uraraka's confessional*
The brown-haired hero looked real shaken.
"You know what's weird, I thought this challenge was hard especially with another Tails in here..."
*Confessional cut*
Tails and Uraraka were plainly watching the weird brawl of Nicole, Dante and Bayonetta being oddly balanced between each other's strange abilities with Dante trying to shoot at the witch and vice versa and Nicole was doing her own karate thing with literally everyone.
Even if Doofenshmirtz had a vaguely working inator, Nicole somehow got distracted by it.
"Stop trying to hit me or else my Counter Attack-inator, that I kinda pulled out from a dump, will come out!" Doofenshmirtz shouted, as Nicole swung on the scientist.
"Okay." Nicole sighed. "...I'm sorry for fighting you, but I have to win."
"That's good because you're a mother."
"A mother, a wife to a family that is really a handful, but I wouldn't change that!"
"Ah."
Tails and Uraraka were plainly agreeing on something.
"Not gonna lie, this is infinitely more entertaining than I thought it would be, even if half of you are fighting each other or trying to not get smashed faces."
"Since Dante and Bayonetta aren't playing honest games from what I've seen and you're somehow the most honest out of all of them, only voting for who'd you think is the worst. Can I help you?"
"No?" Uraraka answered immediately. "I think I can float."
"Then float." Tails seriously said. "Also, you have bigger problems than me."
"Okay!" Uraraka smiled.
Uraraka breathed carefully and then carried a few rocks, as Nicole ran through the two fighters who were now too focused on each other.
The cat mother and the floating hero decided that the statues were theirs and it was apparent that one's competitiveness clashed with the other's integrity, even if everyone somehow had trouble with obtaining the goals.
Except Heavy and Squirrel Girl decided on something really weird together, since everyone was distracted and they both decided that it would be really funny to team up for one challenge and they were getting attacked by Dipper who had feeble punches and decided something.
"Winry, help me out here!" Dipper said. "I can't deal with this guy."
"Hold on, I got this guy down. Let me at-"
Winry then got hit by the squirrel wave, since Heavy and Squirrel Girl were taking the time to get to the statues avoiding all of the stupid stuff on the floor and the random shots that Dante and Bayonetta were a bit too preoccupied by.
Long story short, Nicole and Uraraka arrived in the same place on the opposite of the funny team, since the other duo was two people that weren't piggybacking on each other.
"Finder keepers!" Doreen jumped off Heavy, who still stood up.
Nicole ran much faster than even Squirrel Girl, picking up the first stance with good grip and seeing said Doreen basically miss it with a wide margin ("Geez, the squirrel boys didn't help me this time") and Heavy was plainly slow.
"Nicole got the first statue, real easy! Uraraka and Squirrel Girl are kinda smashing each other for the statue and Heavy-"
Heavy got tripped up with Hamon vines.
"-is getting messed up by Joseph, who's going to get messed up...but he's not really right now despite Dante and Bayonetta having the weirdest grudge match."
Joseph ran forward, but the real problem was that Squirrel Girl was behind Uraraka, Dante and Bayonetta almost teleported right behind Uraraka and-
"Uraraka through what could only be dumb luck and Tails not willing to fight a girl, she's also immune!"
"Hey, it's not because of that. It's because she's pretty cool." Tails said. "And I couldn't even get in half of my fighting abilities."
"True."
"And they get double votes to their name, no matter what, but they have to choose two different people because that makes sense."
There were a lot of goodbyes to be said and the whole Endless cast were...
...plainly surprised, having the time to talk to each other before leaving for their home worlds, since all of them appreciated the unofficial reunion and it was not that time to leave yet.
Not exactly in that way, but maybe asking Uraraka for her decision is a little bit too far, which Tanjiro respected by having a fun conversation and Lowain and Lenny may or may not be arguing with each other about who has the worthless career.
(spoiler alert: it's the gacha guy by far, even if Lenny's a youtuber.)
"Uh, can I help you?!" Uraraka shouted at Dante, who had one thing. "My food isn't that good."
"I know, but maybe you could help a demon hunter out who's down on his luck." Dante said. "You see I have problems with Bayonetta, since she's really really annoying and there's only 14 people left in the game."
Uraraka was listening and paying attention.
"And you know, she's ridiculously powerful and whatever...don't worry, I can tell that you don't want to vote with me, since she's a nice person or something."
"...I was gonna vote for her since she was in a secret alliance, though." Uraraka said. "Uh, thanks."
"You're welcome."
With that discussion over for the first vote, the second one was a little harder for her because anyone could be chosen for a pretty good reason.
*Uraraka's confessional*
The brown-haired hero looked tired.
"I feel like I'm in that Survivor that no-one wants to mention for some reason, where there's no-one good to vote for because Nicole's safe and uh, most of them are nice. Maybe Dante, but he's fine I think and Miko's kind of annoying, I guess? This is so hard to choose!"
*Bayonetta's confessional*
She smiled.
"You know who I'm voting for and that demon hunter doesn't deserve to be eliminated today."
*Dante's..thing?*
Roy dropped a little something onto Dante, as the demon hunter sat down on a random bench and he widened his eyes at the suggestion.
"You're not going to get me to vote for Miko especially since you're kind of a bad crystal guy, plus she isn't that strong compared to even Pit or Lowain, so what's the move?" Dante shrugged.
"But you're not seeing it in my fashion since she's nearly the perfect underdog since she has a boyfriend, a perfect chance for an alliance with Sandy and nobody doesn't like her! You know, a winner in any kind of show like this?!"
"Great job, man, you're proving me wrong." Dante grinned almost sarcastically. "...Did you figure out that I didn't have a vote?"
"Yeah, so...as a gift to help you survive, vote for her."
Roy then walked backwards.
"Wouldn't be out of character for your own game since you've done stuff that I would do!"
Dante shrugged, trying to not think about a potential Miko elimination.
*Confessional cut*
'
Speaking of the Endless cast saying their goodbyes...they did just that except for the interns that clearly didn't want to be back or Yerdey and Perky, who might be too busy trying to push for an intern spot.
"Sorry that we couldn't stay for longer, something tells me that we would've been pulled back anyways." Amethyst said. "Man, you guys are...something."
"I don't think most of you are good people or at least, this game makes bad guys out of you guys, maybe." Lapis answered. "I like the demon slayer, the floaty girl, the robot kid and squirrel girl."
"That's my superhero name, remember it!" Doreen declared.
The two gems looked at the rest of the cast.
"You guys aren't like us in a good-ish way? You may not be dying for half of the challenges and didn't know most of your friends kinda suck, but your challenges suck and I swear there might be a betrayal coming." Beatrice told all of the players. "No offence."
"No offence needed, this is definitely a season of betrayals and shitty games." Bayonetta replied. "And honestly, I'll miss you."
"I miss us Endless fellas being together, that much's clear." Indiana stated, sighing at the place.
"Honestly, even if all of you became worse people, I'd still appreciate today since I got to meet yet another cast of colourful characters and uh, I miss us Endless folk being in the same place!" Lenny shouted, as Indiana did a wry smile.
"Can't blame you, I know you all had a great time since I kinda watched Endless." Pit casually remarked, as Squirrel Girl nodded.
"Then don't spoil it for the rest of 'em, it's...something else." Bentley stated, remembering all of the...serious shit in Endless. "Anyways, I've gotta go back to my business."
Lenny and Lowain shared a wink.
"Alright, broski, keep that business 100 for me."
"You are really annoying." Yao said. "And you still have a girlfriend."
Yao went up to Lowain with quite the intimidating look.
"I respect it."
"Thanks, man, you're real cool."
Most of the Endless folk had left Boney Island already since they either had places to be or places to mess around in except for two that looked at the Islanders with something.
"Fuck this, I'm out!" Julie disappeared from the duo's view.
Beatrice and Tomoko looked at each other.
"I think I might have a new friend." Tomoko said. "But why didn't she-"
"That's cool, Tomoko." Beatrice put her hand on her shoulder. "Now go make more friends in...your place."
"I WILL DO IT FOR BEATRICE!" Tomoko shouted. "AND URARAKA!"
"But we just met!" Uraraka said. "You go make more friends."
Tomoko ran into the portal, as Beatrice looked back at Uraraka with some kind of hope and just like that, the Endless crossover was over with the Islander cast sharing in the very temporary bliss.
Because there was one thing that every Total Drama episode has.
Campfire Ceremony, lessgo!
"Look, man, I'm really interested in tonight's votes because people keep on saying that this is too much like that other show, but...tonight's vote ended up being like that. You know the drill by now and I want to say more, but the producers keep on telling me to cut it down anyways. So, no marshmellow, get eliminated, get sling-yacht'd back to the luxury hotel!"
Dante was incredibly smug, as Bayonetta could tell that a big move was coming up.
"Obviously, Nicole and Uraraka gets their immunity 'mellows!"
"I can't believe that they're green!" Uraraka smiled. "Good one."
"Believe it or not, only five of you have gotten all of the votes and...you can't guess who they are!"
The rest of them were aware of the chicanery of tonight's votes.
"Tanjiro, Reg, Sokka, Squirrel Girl...
All of them were satisfied.
"...Pit, Sandy, Lowain and Joseph Joestar! You all share having no votes and the rest of you have those votes, including the double votes!"
Dante was not incredibly smug, as Miko did a double take at how she wasn't safe, Mikhail shouted "NO!" and Bayonetta sensed something went terribly wrong.
"How did little American man with rich man accent not have any votes?!" Mikhail complained.
"Easy, this is what happens in that other show. Questionable votes that don't have a reason to exist." Bayonetta remarked, plainly pissed.
"The four of you have at least two votes to your name!"
...
...
...
"Dante! Only one of you can stay on this awesome island."
"Yeah, it is!" Miko shouted.
...
...
...
"Miko, it is not you!"
"WHAT?!"
Bayonetta wasn't that surprised, as Dante looked like he regretted it.
...
...
"And Dante."
"That's a load of-
Dante saw the marshmallow.
"That's still some bullcrap, but I'm in this, so I'm a happy Dante."
"Believe it or not, you only had one less vote than Heavy Weapons Guys AKA Mr. Mikhail had! Call yourself lucky because Mikhail's eliminated from the game!"
Dante saw the rage in Heavy's eyes.
"I'll get you for this!" Heavy geared up for a punch towards Reg. "AH, why is elimination suspect?"
"It's not really, you...just weren't friends with enough people or something." Reg answered. "Hold on, why isn't-"
Heavy got picked by Chef, as the mercenary himself was even surprised at the man's strength and Miko was looking at certain people at why she got voted off.
"I'm not going to lie, this has been an awesome game and I would've voted off Dante! But it's cool since I beat the creepy old man, Azula, a viking, Donkey Kong, Luigi and a fake psychic, I'm never going to be mad. Besides, you better kick butt, Pit!" Miko shouted, as Pit was trying to hide his two tears.
"I FUCKING WILL! Also, Bayonetta and Nicole were right there. They couldn't even hide their alliance right!" Pit screamed. "Whoever made her eliminated."
Miko walked with Chef that still carried Heavy, as Dante wanted to say something but realised that Pit stared right through.
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There were two more that were joining the massive amount of players stuck on a resort island.
"Who'd thunk it, Miko being out in 13th place alongside Heavy! One got cut early and the other one wasn't expected to do amazing, but either way, we got the Endless crew, drama and a great challenge, so stick around for the drama and the challenges on TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
To be continued in Episode 35, where there's yet another challenge that happens in the water because we actually have a shortage of those and much more importantly, there's also twelve characters left in the season after this one!
So it's going to be simple yet probably deadly, just the way Chris likes his water challenges and it involves sharks that love to be ridden and hate to be controlled!
AKA a simple race GONE WRONG, THERE WAS A SHARK WITH MY WIFE, I MISS MY WIFE TAILS type of challenge.
Believe it or not, Heavy wasn't in an alliance and was an incredibly fun character to write since I had to adapt his way of talking with slightly broken English and...you know, he's a TF2 mercenary, which is guaranteed fun! Plus he should have been eliminated a while ago, so he has been a decent underdog.
Miko Kubota may be in Homespun, but that's not really the reason why she's being eliminated. Another important player has to go to show that this competition is serious now and she might be annoying to a few people, but a few's enough for this part of the season and finally, she might have been the first Miko to be here and sometimes, you've gotta move on.
anyways, read Endless and Homespun, not necessarily in that order, but read them both anyways and I've gotta mention Trainwreck Express, which was the second season to have Miko.
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NEW CHALLENGERS JOINING TDX: GOING GLOBAL (Which isn't coming for a long time)
Spider-Punk AKA Hobie Brown (Across The Spider-Verse) - The Wall Crawling Anarchist
Ken Carson or Just Ken (Barbie movie) - The Weirdly Ordinary Doll
Haohmaru (Samurai Shodown, eliminated in Episode 2) - The Smiling Samurai
Snufkin (Moomin Valley, eliminated in Episode 11) - The Woodland Vagabond
Askeladd (Vinland Saga, eliminated in Episode 9) - The Plundering Viking
And previously:
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Yeah, that's really it for this chapter.