Chapter 2
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(Razer)
Razer hides behind a wall of the building being constructed still in some pain by the way he drags himself down in sitting position. Taking painful breaths he peeps to the side of the door way to see a team of assumed to be FBI due to wearing suits and funky sunglasses hoping out of the copter that totaled up his precious get away van.
"You (pants) uncle sam's big titty inspectors (pants) think you could off this fella (pants) think again," Razer weaking mutters to himself before reaching his claw into the pocket of his now dirty jeans and takes out what looks like a pocket switch knife.
With his knife drawn, Razer keeps watch at the FBI team that numbers around three. Four if one is counting the pilot still in the copter. Three on the ground split up. The leader head towards the totaled van. One agent heads for the piles of trash where Razer just emerged. The final agent slowly trots to Razer's position with a hand gun on hand.
Quickly yet quietly, Razer had to move away from the doorway so the agent won't see him. The agent enters the building with a smirk on his face. "come out come out where ever you are little demon freak. We know you have been hiding with those thugs for a long time."
'What! The Feds know of me!?' Razer questions in his mind looking shocked. But no time for questions. He needs to take out the fed agents if he is going to survive. Shaking off the thoughts, Razer gets into crawling position now grabbing his knife with his mouth. He crawls closer and closer to the unsuspecting agent walking towards a window until he stops.
"What was that?" the agent mumbles before Razer hops onto the agent's back in piggy back. The agent fires a few rounds until Razer uses one of his claws to cover the agent's mouth and quickly uses his other to grab his knife and slits the agent's throat.
The agent gargles in his own blood before falling to his death, dropping his gun. Razer picks up the strange gun and searches the agent's body for more bullets.
"I HEARD GUNFIRE!" the voice of the other agents bark.
"COPY THAT, IT CAME FROM THE BUILDING OVER THERE!"
"Oh shit!" Razer freaks before side rolling to a row of green garbage cans to hide behind it. If it were not for himself being in pain, he would have been able to get on his feet. He peeps to the side to see the other feds rushing in only to see their comrade dead.
"DAMM IT!" the lead agent angrily curses before touching his com on his ear. "Mission control this is agent 20, agent 76 is down, I repeat 76 is down. He must have been sneak attacked by that hell freak."
"That little red bastard. I will make him pay and send him back to He-POW!" the other agent vows only to get shot on the head.
"66!" Agent 20 shouts in despair to his other comrade now dead.
"Good luck with that pal, but unfortunately I don't plan to get offed by a bunch of butt check inspectors!" Razer mocks as he barely stands on his feet still bruised while his gun is aimed with smoke blowing from the muzzle indicating he made the shot.
Agent 20 angrily draws his weapon, a modified mace of sorts that sparks electricity.
"I am going to make you pay for this you vile demon!", 20 twirls his modified mace with a few cool tricks ending it with a jab pointing at Razer.
"Whoa!" Razer responds looking impressed "Those twirling moves are actually pretty bad ass for a fed like you!"
20 flustered a bit and goofily replies, "Aww shucks- WAIT A MINUTE!"
20 gets back into focus with his battle position, "You can't fool me with your flattery!"
"Flattery? Dude I mean it, those moves are actually pretty cool. You shou-"
"SHUT IT FREAK! We came here on a mission to capture or slay yo ass! And intent to do it!" 20 cuts off Razer committed to fight.
"UGH, God forbid I try to be cool with you but in that case…EAT THIS!" Razer begins shooting with his gun but 20 somehow deflects every bullet until Razer runs out. "Oh shit."
20 begins his charge and makes a leaping jump attack.
Razer dodges by lunging forward with a few summersaults all the way to the dead body of 66. Razer looks behind to see 20 whip his body 360 to face him again. He searches the body hoping to find a weapon he could use. 20 is about to make another strike but Razer takes out a shotgun hidden in 66's coat and quickly shoots 20 right at the chest, splattering his organs due to being so close.
20 looks down at the hole made in his torso and mutters, "Why (gargle) don't (gargle) we…have bullet…proof…vests" before falling down to his death on his back.
Razer gets up on his feet still in pain with the riot shotgun still in claw. With a pants he barks with cockiness in his voice, "HA, take that motha fucka!"
A gasp is heard. Razer freezes in place and slowly turns his head to see the pilot, a female in shock at her dead comrades. "Oh shit! Almost forgot about you. Guess I better off you too"
Razer raises his shotgun to shoot the pilot. But the pilot manages to dodge it with a shriek before rushing back to her copter.
"GET BACK HERE!" Razer angrily barks. "GAAAH FUCK!"
He tries to make chase but the bruises around his body makes him fall in tumble. His shotgun falls down after. He recovers quickly and limps up to the doorway to see the heilo taking flight getting away.
"Fuck, now that bitch is going to tell the other feds, gah damm that bitch ass missile!" Razer leans on the side of the door way. "Enough of that!"
Razer takes a few breaths before trying to get up and limps out to the get away van. He painly opens up the trunk to see the money is still in place. "Thank goodness you guys are ok, I still have a job to do. Cant let my dad and the Metal scamps down. But where do I put you so I could carry you guys?"
Razer scans around the construction site until his eyes lands on an SUV. His face beams in a goofy expression with hearts metaphorically popping around him as if he is falling in love. Especially when he imagines the SUV in the middle of a pink heart shaped border. The SUV he is looking at is a black 2023 Cadillac Escalade.
Razer limps up the luxury SUV parked right by the overseers trailer. He brushes his hair making himself look good and leans on the SUV seductively. "Hey there toots, whats a beautiful babe like you doing in a place like this hugh?"
Razer makes a strokes the SUV in a sexual manner and says "You don't mind helping a fellow out with his money problem?" followed by a wink with a grin.
(Blitz POV)
The three imps from IMP watched the entire thing from behind the window where agent 76 almost spotted them before Razer the freaky looking Imp piggy backed him and slit his throat. Followed by an intense yet quick fight impressing them a lot.
From the side of the building, they watch the strange imp as he limps towards the recked van and opens the trunk.
"Thank goodness you guys are ok, I still have a job to do. Cant let my dad and the Metal scamps down. But where do I put you so I could carry you guys?" The three imps over hear him say.
With a scratch of his chin, Blitz with the silent O says keeping an impressed face, "Well well, I gotta to say. Not only he is a good killer even though feeling like shit but very committed to his job without asking questions. Unlike a certain Mox around here."
Blitz turns a frowning gaze to Moxxi who in turn gives a WTF face.
"Ugh guys! Look what the fella is doin," Millie gets their attention looking at bit weirded out as she points at Razer who seems to be…flirting with an SUV.
"What in the seven rings is he doing?" Moxxie questions with a hint of disgust.
"My mind with you Moxxie, but it looks like he wants to fuck that truck really hard like a Succubitch in the lust ring," Blitz humors as the three imps continue to watch Razer flirt the car.
They overhear him ask, "Ok baby, can I have your keys? So we could help each other out?"
After a brief pause, the imps see Razer scan the near by trailer and limps inside of it. "OMG, What happened here? Looks like this bitch got offed by some jerk bag. Maybe some stupid accident."
Sounds of cluttering objects are heard, implying Razer is moving stuff around until the sounds of jiggling keys are heard. Razer limps out of the overseer's trailer with a big happy smile along with some car keys in his claw. He uses it to unlock the SUV and slowly hops into it. The engine starts. Then Razer reverses the SUV slowly to the van.
The imps, continuing to watch until Blitz gets an idea and huddles up the M and M. "Alright listen here fellas, here is what we are going to do. We are going to sneak under that truck where he is going to take us to where ever he is hiding. Once we are there alone with him, we knock him out dead cold and take his ass back to hell where he belongs! Got it?"
"Loud and clear boss," Milie salutes. Moxxie on the other hand.
"Yeah but, this is plain kidnapping. Arent we supposed to be just killing targets?"
"Yes I know that captian obvious but that is going to be a problem for our business unless we take care of it," Blitz angrily explains.
"What the boss is saying little Moxxie pie," enters Milie, "With him around, the vermin will eventually know of our existence, when they know of our existence they will commit less to no sins. And without that no more sinner fok. With no more sinner fok, more fellers will be up in heaven instead."
"And without new sinner fucks means no new clients, and without new clients, our company will be out of business!" Blitz finishes.
With uneasy thinking, Moxxie agrees with the plan. The three imps turn around to see the mystery imp loading up bags of money into the suv. With that, the three imps quietly zip right under the truck and latch themselves with their claws and feet.
(Razer POV)
"And here you go," Razer throws one more bag of money into the SUV and whips a sweat from his red forehead. "Phew! That's a relief."
Razer Quickly closes the trunk of his new get away baby and enters the drivers seat, turns on the engine, and begin the drive out of the construction site in time as police sirens are heard. As Razer continues to drive away, he looks to the rear mirror to see swarms of cop cars pile around the site with a grin. "HeheHe, next stop, MetalScamp HQ!"
With that, Razer drives into the traffic of other cars without knowing three little red passengers have hitched a ride.
(Minutes later)
Back into the downtown area of the city. Razer drives through a labyrth of business towers shining under the sun. Stopping at a red light around the left lane, Razer decides to turn on the radio putting on some metal music and puts on a pair of sunglasses in case someone is looking at him from the other cars to his right.
Looking to the side of the window, Razer sees a group of dudes who seem like the best of friends hanging around what looks like a bar. They are all happy while getting wasted or flirting with some chicks. The sight of it all puts a tear on Razer's face, getting a painful memory.
"I wish you guys are still around" he mutters. Then he picks up his golden pendant revealing to be a locket by the way opens it revealing a picture of himself as a little kid with his father. Razer puts on a heart warming smile until his eyes land on a particular photo of a red female imp, holding him with a smile of her own keeping a pair of love eyes. His mom.
Razer growls at the sight of the picture of his...mom. "I will find you one day" Razer growls further as he speaks the word mom with venom in his voice. Suddenly he hears honking sounds. He looks up to see the light is green. Razer puts away his locket and continues the drive.
End of chapter 2, Razer offed them suits except for the pilot. Now that he found a new get away car with money, he could finish his job. Our favorite little Imps however really think he is one of them. But will their plan work? Stay tunned.