New Bounties for the Bellamy Pirates

This morning we are bringing you the following statement by the World Government:

In light of recent revelations and events, the central committee for the protection of the people (CCPP) has seen fit to issue the following bounties to the members of the notorious Bellamy Pirates.

For the captain, Bellamy "the twisted corsair" a bounty of 303 million belli is issued for the crime of resisting arrest and the interference of justice.

For the first mate, Sarquiss "the Hornet" a bounty of 79 million belli is issued for the production, possession and proliferation of chemical weapons of mass destruction.

For the quartermaster, Lily "Scarlet" a bounty of 55 million belli and a new epithet is issued for the destruction of government property during the riots on the Sabaody Archipelago.

For the navigator, Edward "Eddy" Low a bounty of 30 million belli is issued for the destruction of government property during the riots on the Sabaody Archipelago.

For the doctor, "Mercy" Muret a bounty of 40 million belli is issued for the theft and improper usage of government assets.

For the cooper, Mani "the Assassin" a bounty of 27 million belli is issued for the assassination of "General" Gasparde.

For the cook, Hewitt "the Hooligan" no new bounty is issued, maintaining the same 35 million belli for the assault of a senior government official.

For the sailmaker, Ross "the Ruffian" a bounty of 30 million belli is issued for the destruction of government property during the riots on the Sabaody Archipelago.

For the sniper, Rivers "the Sentinel of the Sky" a bounty of 43 million belli is issued for the distribution of illegal and disruptive items on government property.

For the sniper, "Fallen Angel" Laki no new bounty is issued, maintaining the same 50 million belli (only alive).

For the "Thunder Child" Aisa a bounty of 150 million belli (only alive) is issued for the attempted assault on a royal warlord.

For the traitor, Nero "the Renegade" a bounty of 81 million belli is issue for the sale of government secrets to criminal elements.

They are armed and dangerous and utterly ruthless. Should these bloodthirsty criminals be sighted, the good citizens of the world are advised to seek shelter and notify the closest marine base at the nearest opportunity.

So far the official statement from the CCPP and this reporter dares say that it was a wonderfully accurate and succinct analysis of the crimes and threat levels of these dastardly individuals.

There is no doubt that once they are brought justice the world will be a better place.

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This was Marineford Daily reporting.

Author's note:
So yeah, bounties for everybody!
For those who are a little confused as to what crimes they are being charged with:
1. Bellamy resisted the "arrest attempt" by Kizaru and obstructed justice with his antics at Marineford
2. Sarquiss just got bumped up in the danger ratings because the WG found out about his poison from Doflamingo. Plus he distributed the tone dials at Marineford.
3. Lily got a new epithet because I'm unoriginal and it rolls off the tongue easier than "crimson" Lily. The new bounty is for her part in the destruction of a pacifist on Sabaody. Same with Ross & Eddy.
4. Muret has Funkfreed and Spandam whined about it.
5. Mani is self-evident. She also never really had a head-on fight so far if I recall correctly.
6. Ross' new epithet is a mirror to Hewitt's.
7. Rivers distributed the tone dials at Marineford
8. Laki did nothing the Marines could pin on her.
9. As Bellamy knew Soru, the logical conclusion is that Nero taught him.

Hope the bounties make sense.