*This Omake is cannon.
Omake: Jeff
Ochaco Uraraka snuggles herself deeper into her mountain of pillows and blankets. Her eyes struggling to stay awake even while hypnotically locked onto the television screen as she goes through movie after movie. Scattered across the foot of the sofa lie a number of movies from Lethal Weapon, The Heat, Training Day, The Other Guys (2010), and even The Lego Movie.
But even so Ochaco's determined to finish them all before handing them all back to Shinso later. She can't afford his late fees so she's gonna make sure she gets her money's worth. Too bad she has to pay with her beauty sleep.
The following night Ochaco finds herself tagging along with Thirteen on a routine patrol of Japan's alien residents. They've been going about it all day long with little to no rest so by the time they stroll up to a little innocent flower poking out through a sewer grate, Ochaco isn't exactly in her right state of mind. Too tired and unfocused to really pay attention to Thirteen's directions while various movie scenes dance around in her head.
Thirteen, watches the flower, not noticing Ochaco's exhaustion. "Nothing fancy, no heroics, by the book this time."
Ochaco nods. "Got it." But before she even registers what she's doing she kicks the flower while shouting. "Hey!"
The flower rattles upon being struck.
Thirteen gasps, hardly whispering back at Ochaco. "What is wrong with you?"
Ochaco tiredly shakes her head. "Nothing."
Thirteen frowns taking note of the bags under the girl's eyes. "How much sleep did you get last night?"
"Um, maybe like two hours…I binge watched a lot of cop movies…"
"By chance was one of them Lethal Weapon or the Other Guys?"
"Oh, yeah they were in there."
"Oh, god…" Thirteen pales, suddenly feeling like bringing Ochaco align might have been a mistake.
The Plumber shakes their head, composing themselves, before addressing the flower. "Uh, hey, Jeff what's happening buddy? We were just wondering what you were doing here?"
Ochaco unexpectedly kicks the flower again! "The hero's talking to ya." She growls, clearly leaning towards playing the role of the bad cop.
Thirteen shake their head in disbelief. "Uh, you know our arrangements, Jeff." The hero continues, trying to ignore Ochaco's actions. "You don't travel outside the East Musutafu subway lines, in exchange you get to eat all the inorganic garbage that you want."
As if things couldn't get worse, Ochaco grabs the flower, strangling it. "What the hell you doing here worm boy?" She growls threateningly.
Upon being grabbed the flower and the grate begin to shake violently under Ochaco's grip.
Thirteen tries to signal Ochaco to let go. "Uh, Uraraka."
The shaking worsens to the point that the ground shakes beneath their feet.
Thirteen suddenly has a bad feeling about this. "Jeff. Uh, excuse my friend." They begin to back up while Ochaco fearfully grips the flower tighter. "She's knew and she's-"
"Waaaahhh!"
Ochaco screams as a giant green-gray worm bursts out of the ground. The alien worm roars out as a screaming Ochaco hangs on for dear life.
Thirteen sighs in defeat. "-she's sleep deprived…"
"Waahh!" Ochaco screams out as Jeff flings the poor girl into a dumpster!
Jeff roars out before slinking back into the subway.
A frowning Thirteen approaches the gaping hole to find Jeff's snarling caterpillar like mug glaring up at them.
Thirteen whistles when they see just how big Jeff really is. "You gettin' big Jeff. Boy, what you been eating?"
Without warning the worm's tail bursts out from behind and swats Thirteen to the side. Flinging them into a nearby fruit stand.
Thirteen gets, wiping away the splatter juice stains. "You like jokes, huh?" They march towards the hole to find Jeff slithering away in a hurry. "Jeffery." They scold before leaping down into the hole.
Thirteen lands atop the speeding Jeffery as the alien worm races through the subway.
Jeff roars out in defiance, bucking up like a horse and slamming Thirteen into the subway's ceiling.
"Gah!" Thirteen yelps before grabbing onto Jeff's antenna which resembles that of a flower.
Thirteen pulls themselves up before their helmet slams into an incoming sign that throws their head back. It's a miracle that their helmet didn't shatter upon impact.
While holding on for dear life, Thirteen pulls out a large syringe containing a special alien sedative. "Sweet dreams big boy."
After stabbing Jeff, Thirteen injects the alien with the sedative.
Jeff roars out in response, speeding up in the process and totally ignoring the sedatives effects.
Assuming it's not enough, Thirteen pulls out the syringe and prepares another dose.
Which is easier said than done as they're forced to bob and weave out of the way of incoming obstacles like signs, lights, and pipes. Each one nearly taking the hero's head off as Jeff speeds through the subway.
Finally, Thirteen has the sedative prepped and ready. "Haha! Sweet drea-wahhh!"
Jeffs unexpectedly slows down and thus flings Thirteen forward and off his back!
Thirteen screams as they crash though the back of a passenger train. "Waaah! Ow!" The tumble forward before miraculously landing on their feet.
Thirteen blinks before noticing the passengers on board.
Without waiting Thirteen pulls out their Hero License. "Rescue hero on the scene, people." They move forward, addressing them all. "Please move to the forward car. We got a bug in the electrical system."
However, no body moves either too drunk, tired, or uncaring to respond.
"Yo! People!" Thirteen shouts. "We got a BUG in the electrical system!" Speaking of which, where is the bug?
Jeff's massive jaws suddenly chomp through the train's rear, tearing it apart like it was tin foil.
'Oh, there he is.'
The passengers scream in terror, assuming it's a villain attack, and thus they all run away, sprinting for the forward car.
Thirteen can't help but find this both amusing and annoying. "Oh, now you're all running. No no no no, sit down!" They shout sarcastically. "Sit down! It's only a 600-foot worm!"
Jeff roars out, champagne down and swallowing up nearly half the train car in one gulp!
Thirteen sees that everyone makes it to the leading car just as Jeff continues to chomp away, inching closer and closer with every gulp.
Everyone crowds and bangs their hands against the conductor's booth, shouting and begging the conductor to go faster!
However, the unaware conductor hobbles out of the booth looking deadbeat tired and uncaring. "Everybody out before I start knocking heads here."
Thirteen pushes their way forward. "Sir. You get in there and you put the hammer down on this thing."
The conductor scowls not appreciating being ordered around. "I'm Captain Chiku Densha and I decide what happens on this train."
"Oh." Thirteen blinks, ready to tear this A-hole a new one. "Oh, you decide?"
Densha nods.
"Oh, okay. Come here." Thirteen flings an arm over the conductor. "Densha, right?"
"Yeah."
Thirteen smiles and points out towards the back of the train car. "That's my man Jeff."
On que Jeff tears through the tail end of the forward car, leaving nowhere else for the panicked passengers to go.
Densha gulps. "Densha just made a decision."
Thirteen nods. "Yeah, Densha's gotta get his butt in there."
"Yeah!" The conductor rushes back into the booth.
With that taken care of Thirteen squeezes past the terrified passengers before stopping at the torn-up hole in the back of the train car.
Jeff speeds forward, steamroller his way closer while opening his jaws up wide to deliver one final bite.
Thirteen swings their hand up, the tip of their glove flinging open in preparation of Blackhole. "Don't make me do this Jeff!"
Upon hearing the warning Jeff slows down and by chance the sedative finally takes effect as Jeff passes out mid run and comes to a halt.
Thirteen pulls down their hand as the train speeds away, leaving the alien worm far behind.
Not long after the train car comes to stop at the first station it comes across. The passenger shakily stumbles out like traumatized zombies.
Thirteen nearly trips as they exit the train, watching the people leave and tumble over. They can only hope that they'll take this as a regular villain attack.
"Thirteen!"
Thirteen spins around to spot the exhausted Ochaco rushing down into the subway.
Ochaco freezes upon seeing what little is left of the train. She gulps before giving Thirteen a shaky smile and an awkward thumbs up. "I…I think we make a great team."
Thirteen let's out a long-exasperated sigh in response, just wishing for the night to be over already.
*This Omake was based on the "Men in Black II - Jeff the 600 Foot Worm Scene." I would have done something a little bit more, but I had a long and tiring week, although it was productive.
*UPDATE* Good news Ch.54 is nearly done. Like it's so close to being done that it's practically finished. So, for sure it'll be done by the end of this weekend. That said though I will not post Ch.54 until Thanksgiving. Why? Because it'll be the story's second year anniversary! WOAH! See you all then!