Omake: Who Broke It?

Big Chill scowls in disappointment as he and his fellow Omnitrix aliens like Terraspin, XLR8, Lodestar, Cannonbolt, Stinkfly, and Heatblast all stand around a busted coffee machine. He glares down at each of them while silently observing each of their reactions.

"So, who broke it?" Big Chill demands while doing his best to remain calm and collected.

But the other aliens all fidget in place, not meeting his gaze, and their lips seal themselves shut.

"I'm not mad, I just want to know."

But still, no one dares to confess, that is until Terraspin's sympathy gets the better of him. "I did. I broke-"

"No. No you didn't." Big Chill cuts him off before leaning into his first suspect. "XLR8?"

"Don't look at me." XLR8 defends before passing off blame. "Look at Lodestar."

"What?!" Lodestar reels back in betrayal. "I didn't break it."

"Huh, that's weird. How'd you know it's broken?"

"Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."

XLR8's not buying it. "Suspicious."

"No, it's not."

Before the two's argument could escalate Cannonbolt shyly cuts in with his suspicions. "If-if it matters, probably not but Stinkfly was the last one to use it."

Stinkfly gasps. "Cannonbolt, I don't even drink that crap!"

"Oh, really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

"I use the wooden stirs to clean my eyestalks. Everyone knows that jerk!"

Terraspin's definitely not liking where this is going and once again tries to take the blame. "Okay-okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Big Chill."

"No!" Big Chill scolds, giving them each a stern look. "Who broke it?!"

Once again, their lips seal themselves shut, that is except for Lodestar who can't help but point out one obvious fact. "Big Chill…Heatblast has been offlay quiet."

"REALLY!?" Heatblast snaps.

And the moment he does the rest of the aliens all break into arguments and start accusing each other of breaking the coffee maker. They start yelling and shouting, blaming each other for this clear violation of trust. And the more they fight and point fingers the more heated it becomes, to the point that even Big Chill has to step out for a moment to breathe.

Or rather to give himself a moment to gloat to the readers. Yes, to you, the one reading this parody of an Omake. Big Chill is addressing you; he's looking right at you with his big moth-like eyes and chilling expression.

"I broke it." He admits without a hint of guilt or shame. "It burned my hand, so I punched it." He stops to listen to all of their shouting and screaming. "I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats wit warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick." He smirks at the idea. "Good. It was getting a little chummy around here."

*This Omake is based on "Ron Swanson and the Coffeepot Mystery | Parks and Recreation."

*UPDATE* So, I guess there is some confusion on this. My plan is to finish the entire Three Heroes arc before I even post the next chapter. It will take me somewhere between 4-6 more weeks to finish. So, about another month or so. As of now I am nearly done with Part I of III and I should finish Part I by the end of today. But again, I will not post it until I complete Part II and Part III.

Finally, when I do post the chapters, it will be on a bi-weekly schedule. This way I can get ahead in the story and stay to a more consistent schedule of uploading every 2 weeks.

*Also, if you have Omake ideas please DO NOT PM me your suggestions. I will end up losing within the mix of other messages. Please leave your suggestion as a review under this story so that I may find it easier to locate later. Thank you.