*This Omake takes place during the events of Ch.74 Bleeding Shadows.
*This Omake is NOT canon. But honestly, it'd be kinda hilarious if it was.
Omake: HOW!?
"SKREEEEEEEEE!" Screeching from the Mutant Bats fill the air along with the flapping of their giant wings.
All the while several of the hero course students can do nothing but stay on their guard and be ready to defend the Wild Wild Pussy Cat's lodge at a moment's notice.
"HOW!?" Hanta Sero cries out into the night sky, pulling at his hair like he's going mad. "How do the villains keep finding us?!"
Standing off to the side Denki Kaminari tries and fails to look innocent, whistling a squeaky tune while sheepishly averting his gaze.
The facade doesn't go unnoticed as Sero gives him a stern look. "Kaminari. What. Did. You. Do?"
Flinching at the accusation, Denki shamefully reveals his phone from behind his back.
"DUDE!"
"I NEEDED THE LIKES!"
As Sero chews Denki out for posting to his YouTube Channel, a storytelling channel about his "experiences" at U.A., Mina Ashido runs by and overhears.
A cold sweat drips down her head as guilt rises up inside her. 'So did I…'
[FLASHBACK]
"Let's do this. 1. 2. 3. Go!"
Pressing go on her phone, Mina jumps back in line with the rest of the Class A girls. And together with Jiro's phone playing they all perform the Wednesday Dance in sync with one another.
Hopping around in their pajamas and shaking about their lodge room it's a miracle nobody heard the racket as Mina recorded her newest Tiktok vid.
[End of FLASHBACK]
"It's all my fault…" Mina whimpers to herself.
Unbeknownst to her, Neito Monoma happened to be just within earshot of her mumbling. And he's quick to pass the blame off. 'Class A. Of course, this is your fault. It certainly isn't mine!'
[FLASHBACK]
"How can they expect me to cook after a full twelve hours of nonstop exercises?" Monoma whips out his phone and quickly makes a call, only having to wait a second before someone answers.
["Hello, this is Pizza Planet. May I take your order?"]
"Hi, I'd like to order a dozen pizzas for delivery. 2 Cheese. 2 Sausage. 2 Pepperoni. 4 Supremes. 1 Mushroom and Olives. And, unfortunately, 1 Pineapple for Tetsutetsu."
[End of FLASHBACK]
"Typical Class A." Monoma spits, judgmentally shaking his head in disappointment. Your need for the spotlight will drag us all down!"
Meanwhile, Eijiro Kirishima stands nearby, his skin Hardened after fending off another Mutant Bat. "Give it a rest, man! Now's not the time to guilt trip!"
"SKREEEEEEEEE!" One of the monsters dives down at the distracted teen.
Shota Aizawa leaps in and kicks a bat away, before landing on the ground beside the teens. "Kirishima's right. This is no time for blaming others… But if it was then we should put all the blame on me."
[FLASHBACK]
"THEY'RE ALL LITTLE SHITS!"
Kurogiri flinches but remains silent, distracting himself with cleaning one of his glasses before preparing another cocktail for their ranting patron.
"We had to rent a whole Fucking forest for these Tiny Assholes' training camp! Can you believe it?! A whole Forest AND The Pussycats!" Aizawa whines, red faced and drunk, and with a giant frozen margarita in his hand.
With no remorse, Aizawa downs the entire margarita all at once leaving a hand-masked wearing Tomura Shigaraki quietly impressed. Sitting off to the side with his hood up while Toga giggles from the seat next to him.
With a gasp Aizawa slams the empty glass down before ranting on about his problem children. "Do you know how Fucking expensive renting all those Big-Ass trees are?!"
Without any hesitation or shame, Shigaraki slides over another Tequila Sunrise. "Tell me more."
[End of FLASHBACK]
Having heard Aizawa's admission of guilt, a figure hidden within the darkness of the forest rethinks the situation.
A clone of Dabi leans back watching the teens and heroes fight his army of bats from the safety of the forest. 'Actually, hero. It was far simpler than that.'
[FLASHBACK]
Dabi strolls into the bar where Shigaraki happened to be chatting away with Kurogiri. "I got 'em. They're in the mountains."
Shigaraki spins around in his seat, throwing Dabi a suspicious look. "How do you know that?"
Dabi pulls up his phone and flashes the screen at his boss. "Phone tracker."
"Oh…who's number are you using?"
"My brother's."
"Oh. Cool… Wait? WHAT!?"
[End of FLASHBACK]
Leaning back against a tree, Dabi holds his phone out and checks, sure enough little Shoto's running around not too far away. 'I still can't believe they forgot to take me off the family plan.'
*This Omake is based on several sources. The part with Kaminari and Sero was from an animated short clip I saw years ago but cannot find anymore. And the bit with Aizawa is based on the fanart called "Poor Drunk Depressed Aizawa" by "Arihant" on the site, QuRaRaR!
*UPDATE* Anyway I'm back. And I'm ready to work. I've started the next chapter but barely made any progress sooooo yeah, I don't have a real upload date yet. But at least now you guys know I am working on it. I'm hoping it'll only take another week or 2 to be ready but we'll see. Because after the poll I've decided to go back to Longer Chapters which also means slower updates.