*This Omake is canon and takes place during the events of Ch.76 Stolen Treasures.

*This Omake requires Music to be played. If you need Links to music then I suggest reading this chapter off my AO3 page.


Omake: You Got the Goods

"Welcome to Kamino Ward, supposed home of the League. I guess." Ochaco warily announces as if they'll just jump out from the nearest alleyway.

But it's unlikely considering just how bustling with life this city is, despite the time of day. The sun has long set and yet there are bright lights everywhere from the neon signs and buildings showcasing the city's nightlife. From the restaurants, bars, clubs, shops, and more with people wondering about everywhere they look.

"So crowded." Shoto comments after they're nearly trampled by a giggle party of bachelorettes.

However, Kirishima's more focused on the darker parts of the city. "Those villains are hiding somewhere in this city… Just tell me where to GO!" he immediately takes off running, like a bull not knowing where its going.

"WAIT A SECOND!" Momo snaps, already taking up the role of group mom. "From now on we're going to have to be extremely careful. These criminals already know what we look like, remember? We have to consider that we can be attacked at any moment."

Ochaco lets out a sharp gasp before getting very excited and giddy. "Oh! So, we have to like go into Stealth Mode, right?! Kraab, can you do something like that?! Make a hologram or something to keep us hidden?!"

The little cyborg throws her a credulous look. "Listen I'm good but covering up a disaster like that will take a miracle."

Ochaco, Shoto, and Kirishima all blink in response while cluelessly tilting their heads to the side. "What do you mean?"

Iida frowns, cupping his chin as he thinks. "We won't be able to scout effectively if we're recognizable."

"Okay, so what should we do?" asks Kirishima.

However, Momo already has an idea if the light blush on her face and shy fidgeting is any clue. "I have an idea, though it is a bit old school." She points behind her to a bright giant sign displaying a nearby thrift store called, Dirt-Cheap Donki Oote.

To which Ochaco's excitement explodes. "An 80's style Dress-up Party!"

"Come on, we want to see."

"Hold on! You can't rush fashion."

The sound of some shuffling occurs before there's a plop and a click; the cue of a mixtape being dropped into a stereo before a funky groove plays.

[PLAY on REPEAT: "You got the goods✨ -song from Rottmnt"]

Looking fierce while flinging the curtain away from the changing room, a highly fashionable Ochaco emerges. Leaning out with a cool smile and shades while dressed in a cool blue vest over a white dress shirt and tight jeans.

Sitting on the couch, placed right in front of the changing rooms, the others let out amazed gasps upon seeing her. "Woooaaah."

Ochaco sighs, feeling unsure. "Be honest."

"I love it!" Kirishima gushes.

However, Momo's not so sure. "Yes, but I'm not sure if I'm in love with it. You know?"

Ochaco lets out a whimper. "I'm a disaster!"

"Uraraka, it's quite alright!" Iida ensures from his seat beside Shoto, his arms karate chopping the air as he does. "You look perfectly fine!"

"Fine?! Fine is not an option! For this event I gotta look great!"

Momo smiles before gesturing to the hundreds of clothing racks, shelves, and rollers around them. "Don't worry there's more where that came from!"

With the music still jamming away, Ochaco changes in a flash. Showing off her next outfit with a flourish looking like she's ready to participate in a roller derby from the knee pads, short shorts, tied back jersey, helmet, and of course the required roller skates.

Kirishima loves the look, but Momo still doesn't like it. All the while Shoto and Iida stare on, not exactly sure how this is a disguise.

Still having her fun, her next outfit looks like it belongs in Texas. With a big ol' cowboy hat, a tan leather vest over a white shirt with a red bandana, All accompanied with jeans, chaps, and signature boots. She even found a lasso she can twirl around using Zero-gravity for extra points.

However it earns her nothing as everyone just shake their head in disapproval.

Finally her last try. She throws back the curtain in full confidence, this time with no smile but a cool look, her raider sunglasses reflecting the nearby light down at her fighter pilot outfit from its leather jacket and jeans. Looking like she ripped it straight out of Top Gun.

And it's a winner!

"That's it!" Kirishima cheers.

"That I love." Momo finally approves.

And even Iida and Shoto can't help but admire how good she looks in it too.

"You guys really like it?" Ochaco asks, feeling shy yet happy.

Kirishima laughs. "Does this place have smoke detectors because you're on fire, girl!"

"Aw, you guys~! Okay so who's next."

Momo waves the offer off. "Oh, I think any of you should really go first."

You got the goods✨~

In seconds Momo steps out, hair pulled back with a set of thin half-moon glasses over her nose. She strikes a serious expression and pose while in a pencil skirt, leggings, and silver suit and tie.

"You look like you're thirty!"

"She kinda looks like a secretary."

"Well I think it's very professional!"

"Can we leave?"

"NO!" Momo cries before hurrying back to try another set.

This time in a rush she throws on a nurse's outfit, kicking her leg back while trying to look cutesy.

The boys immediately shake their blushing heads under Ochaco red glare.

Her third attempt, however, is perfect. From the shirt and jacket-vest, jean-shorts and baseball cap. She steps out, holding her fist to her hips while standing proudly, looking like Hilda from Pokémon White.

"It's like the opposite of you! But it works!" Ochaco admits with a smile.

Iida nods in agreement as Kirishima cheers.

"Wooo!" Kirishima claps before slapping Shoto on the back. "Alright, Todoroki. You're up."

But Shoto leans away, acting totally disinterested. "That's okay, I really don't want to-"

You got the goods✨~

Forced into their antics, Shoto has no choice but to put on what they provide. Such as the slim black suit, and fake pistol to make him look like some kind of super spy or assassin like John Wick. However, cool it is, it doesn't seem quite right to them as they all shake their heads.

Next is the most ridiculous outfit yet. As Shoto comes out wearing a purple disco dance-suit. But what's really ridiculous is the giant afro on his head that's half white and half red. A clear rip-off of Pokémon's Miror B character.

"HAHAHAHA!" And it is hilarious as they all keel over laughing and losing breath much to Shoto's chagrin.

Thankfully his torment ends as all their laughter is shut down by his next, forced upon him, outfit. A pure Indian Jones cosplay from the iconic hat to whip. And, after much begging from the girls and Kirishima, Shoto cracks the whip.

Kirishima cheers as Iida claps in approval, while the girls hold up score cards of 10 points each.

"It looks better than expected." Momo admits while hiding a blush behind her hat.

Ochaco nods rapidly while her finger furiously taps away at her camera phone.

But Shoto seems done with this all as he lets out an exasperated sigh. "Can we all just get this over with?"

Kirishima laughs and shoots up from the couch. "Not yet! Hahaha!" He then turns to the others. "If you think he's good, just wait till you see me!"

You got the goods✨~

Despite the talk, Kirishima's first choice isn't exactly stellar. Starting with a hunting outfit with all the camo imaginable along with a bright orange vest and hat.

It simply doesn't do it for the others. As they all shake their heads.

His next outfit is that of a classic tennis player, headband and tennis racket and all. Even even pretends to spike an imaginary ball as he rips open the curtains.

Iida and Momo cross their arms into big Xs while Ochaco laughs her head off and Shoto simply deadpan stares.

He's got one last shot to get this right and he does. As the curtain slides back, Kirishima sauvley smiles back, a toothpick between his teeth as lowered his dark shades. His hair slicked up and back into an Elvis-cut with loads of gel and grease, making it shiny and slick. Just as slick his cool ebony leather jacket and tight jeans. All that's missing from the Greaser get up is a roaring motorcycle.

"Yes! That's it!" Ochaco cheers.

"It's perfect!" Momo gushes.

Shoto, however, doesn't get the reference. "But what's with the hair?"

Ignoring him Kirishima snaps his fingers and flings his finger at their final member. "Last but not least, Iida!"

Iida, however, isn't exactly leaping to his feet to participate. "Please I insist that we not proceed with any more shenanigans!"

Ochaco makes a show to look apologetic. "Okay. We promise."

You got the goods✨~

She lied.

With a slide of the curtain, Iida stands at attention, fitting and appropriate for the police costume he threw on.

They all stare in contemplation, feeling like it does suit him in a way but it wouldn't exactly help in this situation. Guess that's what they get for breaking down and at leats allowing him to chose.

His next choice is just as bad if not worse! Iida somehow got a giant plate-mailed set of armor onto himself, looking like a giant tin-can of a knight with giant horns and spikes welded into the heavy-set armor.

"Barbarian is so last year." Ochaco comments as Momo shakes her head in disappointment and a cackling Kirishima is rolling across the floor in laughter.

"Come on Iida!" Ochaco snaps. "Think, hm, I don't know, classier?"

Although they can't see his face they can tell that he's in deep consideration of the thought.

And so after some thought, he shows them the product of his musing. A butler's outfit. Slick. Fancy. Classy. Hits all the marks. Making him look like the Black Butler only with glasses.

"I guess that'll work." Ochaco smiles, happy it at least looks good.

"Man!" Kirishima grins, staring down at himself while making poses. "I don't know what you guys think but we look good!"

"It's serviceable." Shoto comments, tiling the hat down in an attempt to hide his face.

Iida blushes slightly while fixing his white gloves. "I must admit I enjoyed that quite more than I thought."

"Of course, you did!" Momo grins, looking very satisfied with herself. "Now we can save our friends in style!"

"Not sure if that's what was the priority here." Shoto comments with a deadpan stare.

Kirishima chuckles at that. "But for real we should get going."

The music shuts off.

And the squad of fine-looking heroes begin to move for the exit and for the great adventure ahead.

However, a nearby rack of outfits catches Ochaco's eye. "Hold on a minute!" She scans the rack and pulls out a set of colorful outfits, showing them to the group. "How can we say no to this?"

Kirishima grins back. "You can't."

And the two, plus Momo, smile each with a shit-eating grin on their face much to the dismay of Iida and Shoto.

[REPLAY AGAIN!: "You got the goods✨ -song from Rottmnt"]

After some convincing they're back. This time breezing through the outfits at a record pace.

First round each one adopts their Halloween persona with props and makeup at their full disposal. With Ochaco as an orange-colored witch. Momo the beautiful yet deadly She-devil. Shoto the cool and indifferent Vampire. Iida the confused yet stern Frankenstein's Monster. And then there's Kirishima who decided to have even more fun by dressing up as a twisted version of Little Red Riding Hood.

With laughs and smiles they all get together and pose before the flashes of their phone cameras. And after a minute even Shoot and Iida give in and get into the acts by pretending to bite a neck or walking with mastiff legs.

You got the goods✨~

They get crazier for the next round. This time the theme is PRO HEROES!

Iida's up first with his best Gang Orca cosplay, fitted with a biker helmet as the mask, a sweet white suit and pants, pink tie, a lavish black cape, and black gloves acting as his claws.

Shoto's costume is just as good. Although Kirishima insisted on Endeavor, he went with the Best Jeanist look. Even slicking his hair down much like how Bakugou's looked after his internship.

Kirishima's costume is adorable. It's one of the hero FatGum with pillows stuffed under his yellow hoodie while a domino mask sits on his face.

With a flourish Momo cracks a flogger and poses in her best attempt to mimic their teacher, Midnight.

And Ochaco makes a point to go last, and despite them all thinking she'll dress as Mt. Lady or Thirteen. She instead shows off her All Might cosplay. Wearing a tight suit that mimics the same color and design of his own Hero Suit. And with a dopey grin she smiles, sticking her tongue out cutely while drawing attention to how she slicked her bangs up to look like All Might's signature hairstyle, albeit as an extremely miniature version.

You got the goods✨~

But their last round is the beast as they each dress up to their closest counterpart to a favorite anime, Fairy Tale.

Ochaco shows off first, wearing her best Lucy Heartfelia outfit, with her hair even tied to the side like the character's.

With her hair drawn down, Momo smiles confidently just like Erza Scarlet, brandishing a sword which matches the plate of armor strapped to her chest.

Shoto doesn't have much to do as they just rip his shirt off and tell him to stand there. With the only explanation benign he's the most like Gray Fullbuster thanks to his Quirk.

Kirishima, however, puts way more effort into his. Messing his hair and letting it down he throws on a dark fur-lined coat with no sleeves. Before throwing them all a fake snarl just like Gajeel Redfox.

And then there's Iida. Poor Iida who was tricked into putting on a blue t-shirt, shorts, and socks. The only thing of color is the green band they tie around his neck. But Momo got his face painted with whiskers and a button nose while Ochaco taped a set of fake wings and a tail to his back. Truth be told he was far from Happy.

"We need to take this seriously!" He finally snaps, losing it and ripping off the fake wings before tossing them on the ground.

The others, except Shoto, laugh but Momo finally takes pity on him. "Alright everyone. LAST ROUND!" Steam pours from her nose in excitement. "Let's make this a good one!"

You got the goods✨~

Ochaco goes first, going in and out of the changing room in a flash. Now wearing a flashy fake-fur white coat along with denim black pants and leggings. Along with a large yet narrow framed set of sunglasses with a black trim and white lenes, kinda giving her a domino-mask like look.

"Who's ready to light it up?!" She lowers her voice, her best impersonation to get into some semi-character, like she's some drunk college girl.

Next is Shoto who's forced to put on what Ochaco and Momo specifically picked out for him. Which is a white dress shirt with a black vest, and a gold necklace. But seeing that his hair clashes and stands out with it they throw him a jet-black wig just for good measure.

"This is me, incognito." He deadpans, not understanding how handsome he really looks.

Momo and Ochaco, however, couldn't be happier, acting like they were in bliss as trickles of blood drip from their noses.

Momo's next and she goes with a simple maroon dress, flashy necklace, and simple sunglasses. As well fluffing up her hair and tying it up into a giant wavy ponytail. "Now we'll blend in perfectly."

Then there's Iida who looks like he just jumped off an 80's commercial with his tucked in dress shirt, rainbow collared suspenders, and ridiculous bowtie. Somehow the girls even managed to convince him to slick back his hair and throw on a fake pencil mustache.

"I feel so ridiculous." He admits while pulling on the ends of the bowtie.

Yeah but he looks so hilarious.

And finally, it's Kirishima's turn and in all honesty he probably has the simplest yet coolest one yet. A simple burgundy jacket, white shirt, black pants, and to help seal that it's not him they just threw on some fake flimsy-looking horns.

"I don't know, I kinda dig it." He grins, happy with his disguise.

And with that the four gather together and strike a pose while getting group photos with selfies and timers.

"We look damn good! Hahaha!" Kirishima laughs.

"You bet we do!" Ochaco gushes while scrolling through all the photos.

Momo smirks, looking extremely proud of herself. "These are the kinds of memories that will be with us for a lifetime." And with that she hurries to the cashier to pay not just for what they're wearing but for all the outfits they went through.

Watching her order, the clothes to be shipped home, Shoto just shakes his head in defeat not bothering to throw in his thoughts at this point.

And then finally, Kraab who's been silently judging them all from atop the store's stereo with a baffled, yet deadpan stare finally breaks his silence. "I really fear for humanity's future sometimes…"

"Hm?" Ochaco blinks, not quite catching that. "Did you say something?"

"Just said that you all look great."

"Aw, thanks!"

"Humanity is doomed…"


*This Omake is based on an Episode from "Rise of TMNT" Season 2 "The Clothes Don't Make the Turtle." It's a seriously underrated series that I highly recommend. And this is coming from someone that ignored it when it originally ran because I missed TMNT 2012 too much. But here we are.

*This Omake was originally gonna be in Ch.76 itself but took it out since it kinda ruins the mood and cuts the tension. But this, at least in my mind, actually happened in this story's timeline.

*UPDATE* Progress for Ch.77 is coming along. About 75% of the dialogue is done. But I still got to fill in the meat to the skeleton so hopefully we'll get the next chapter in a week or two.