Emmanuel Collage Fanfiction - Chapter 2
In the end, Jon and Lowaida determined that bringing the comatose Ursaha would not be beneficial to the operation and elected to abandon him with John the Chinese Baptist. The Baptist wouldn't kill him probably, the 2 agreed however most likely Ursaha wouldn't be the same. Whilst Lowaida relished the though, Jon feared for Ursaha's safety
"So Lowaida, Fef revealed the location of our informative. I would love to know where that would be, if you mind?"
For the first time Jon looked to Lowaida and to his shock, he had an expression that he had not been expecting, Disgust.
"We will be going to the year 11 area to meet with, our... MAP to the issue at hand..."
Jon, still appearing muddled, pried for more information.
"Just WHO are we looking for?"
Lowaida stopped in his path turned to Jon with such astonishment at the latter's idiocy, he spat vemon at him.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Jon's face began to melt
"You haven't figured it out yet?! You fool, what mythical beast preys upon the youth of our society?"
Jon, finally removing the vemon turned and answered slowly," A nonce?"
As if to affirm Jon's answer a sudden wave of abyssal energy burst into the vicinity, students throughout the corridor began dropping like flies, the room was pervaded with darkness, blacker than the very soul of Emmanuel itself.
"Wait, Lowaida you can't seriously be talking about HIM-!"
"WHOMST HAS SUMMONED THE ALMIGHTY ONE. FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, I HAVE LAID DORMANT, TO BE AWAKENED BY SUCH A PITIFUL AUDIENCE DOES MY SUPREME PRESSENCE A DISSERVICE!"
The godly aura of nounceiness radiated from the figure in waves, constantly assaulting all who were in the vicinity, most of whom were year 11s.
"Oi Jay, shut your mouth and get over here!"
Enraged, the now identified Jay, suddenly became fixated on the direction the unwanted vocalisation had been projected from. With the technique of a seasoned lolicon, Jay concentrated his nonce energy in that direction.
"WHO DARES TO ASSUME THEY HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO- oh wait it's you guys!"
Suddenly the power radiating from Jay evaporated almost immediately. He strolled over to Lowaida and Jon
"You guys might be wondering why am was here-"
"-We weren't we already know why-"
"-Basically, my girlfriend and I were in that classroom over there-"
"-who asked-"
"-and she called me a sussy baka which caused me to erupt all of the energy from my body into the surrounds."
Jon glared infuriated, why would Lowaida think of such an idiotic scheme as to have asked Jay for information! It was simply unbearable to be in the same room as him, however Lowaida understood what Jon did not. Lowaida understood and valued Jay's talents, (not because he was nice guy but because he was a diagnosed psychopath who should probably have been put in a mental hospital), and therefore knew Jay was the only person who could lead them to more information.
"Jay, that's really cool and all, however, let's move onto business..."
Lowaida has a maniacal grin plastered upon his face, eyes bleeding with insanity.
"So, what services do you wish from me. Be warned, nothing comes for free as that would not be equivalent exchange."
Jon had not anticipated a price to such a deal and was rightfully fearful of how the negotiations may affect him. Jon fortified his mind, prepared to take on any cruel or unusual punishment that may be inflicted upon him by Jay. Lowaida, contrastingly, did not change his expression, however it was apparent that the weight of Jay's words was fully comprehended.
"Name your prices..."
Jay stared motionless into the expanses of this universe, intent on searching for something that would be of equal value. After a few minutes Jay made an announcement.
"In exchange for the knowledge I have, I require that you allow me to accompany you for as long as I think myself needed."
Lowaida sensing that was not the end of his requests waited for him to continue, the year 11s who have awakened from their short yet seemingly eternal slumber, held their breath with anticipation.
"Secondly I required for both you, Lowaida, and Jon to..."
Almost half an hour has passed since the duo had entered a binding contract with Jay, and Jon had already begun to regret even making the gambit with the nonce in the first place.
"Why the long face Jon? Aren't you enjoying our little adventure?"
Jon spun around and delivered a finishing blow to Jay. Jon's face was redder than a red supergiant class of star.
"Enjoyment?! You bastard, you irrevocable damaged my reputation at this shit hole for the rest of my life!"
"What about you Lowaida-"
"Shut up, no one cares, I will rip your head off and shove it so far up your own ass it would come out the other side!"
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO ANGRY WITH ME!"
Simultaneously Lowaida and Jon equally loud at Jay," BECAUSE YOU MADE US WEAR THESE SHITTY COSPLAYS!"
And true enough, there stood Jon, no longer fitted conformable in his Emmanuel collage uniform and instead Jon was entangled in a tight, schoolgirls swimsuit. Lowaida was not spared from this damming fate as he too was adorned in something else, a bunny girl outfit.
"Ok I may have gone a little too far...-"
"A LITTLE!"
Jay began sputtering, finally realising the weight of his actions. At that moment he knew he fucked up.
"So... are we nearly there yet?"
"No Jon, we just need to get to a certain teacher's office..."
Jon pulled out a baseball bat from his fake cleavage, waving it around in a threatening manner. Jay was currently sporting a black eye and a bloody lip.
"Ok fine! We're going to Mr Olliboy's office, he has a spy network that monitors the specific locations within the walls of this madhouse. And I also happen to be very good friends with the good teacher."
Lowaida's grin had finally returned to his face, progress was finally being made, although he had to meet with Emmanuel's most infamous teacher, topping even the likes of Mr Leopard.
Jon on the other had was less than please to have to encounter another... of Jay's "people".
"Lowaida, why in Waterfield's dammed name, did you ask HIM for help? He's acquainted with people like MR Olliboy of all people!"
"Hush yourself Jon. There is no cost too great."
Soon the traveling circus arrived at the languages department, Jay leading the adventures to a door with a giant lock on it.
"Listen up you 2 I'm going to say the password to allow us to enter Lord Olliboy's office so I must ask you to prepare your minds..."
Jay looked back, Lowaida nodded tentatively at Jay and Jon simply steeled his mind for the encounter that was awaiting them. The war had just begun.
"Oh, great messiah, our king, our lord Olliboy, your specialness is unmatched, and your abilities are widely spoken, come touch both my soul and body with your majesty!"
The lock on the door began to dissolve into nothingness, the floodgates had been opened, fate had been put into motion.
"ACHOO!"
The floodgates of an endless stream of dust radiating from the accursed demon, abhorred by most if not all residents of this dammed abode.
"Bonjour little boys... are you ready for our... session...?"
Lowaida and Jon turned to each other horrified at such a prospect, however before either could formulate a reply Jay stood between them.
"Wait a minute, those two are not young enough to satisfy the conditions laid out! Jay what is the meaning of this!"
Darkness began to encroach from the edges of the room, causing the suffocating atmosphere to become unbearable. Jay however stood firmly in place looking directly into Mr Olliboy sin filled eyes.
"Mr Olliboy, I have come to bargain! My friend, in exchange for 'special services' that I shall provide for you, I require information on a certain subject of great importance to my friends!"
"Oh ho, instead of running away your getting closer!"
"I can't bargain the shit out of you any other way!"
"Then come as close as you like."
Jay walked over to Mr Olliboy's ear and began to whisper into it. Mr Olliboy's expression turned to one of delight before returning to a neutral expression.
"Ok, you two listen up."
Mr Olliboy motioned for Lowaida and Jon to step forth.
"My friend here has made a deal to allow me to give the information you seek. I have eyes and ears throughout this school and that is why I know the answers to the questions you have will be answered when you go to the science toilets!"
Jon, staring at Mr Olliboy curiously asked, "why do you have eyes and ears in the student toilets... Actually, I don't want to know. What did Jay give in return for this information?"
"Jay has promised me to capture and deliver a few specimens that have caught my eye. That is all you need to know. NOW LEAVE!"