"So, the truth of this world can be found... in the toilets?"

Jon appeared completely dumbfounded by the revelations that Olliboy's had uncovered, this was the stuff of a crappy anime plot and Jon knew it. Lowaida on the other had whole heartedly disagreed and vocalised said opinion.

"Foolishness, Jon, Foolishness! If you cannot even accept the fact that the latrine holds knowledge that concerns the very meaning our existence I have already failed, you as a friend..."

Jon chose to simply ignore Lowaida's previous remark and trotted on towards the year 11 toilets. Once Lowaida and Jon arrived at temple of forbidden knowledge, neither of them knew what to expect. Lord Olliboy's hint was all that either of them had and it was their best bet.

"Perhaps we need a summoning ritual or something", Lowaida murmured under his breath.

Jon, however, looked around in confusion. Something or someone seemed to be missing and Jon hadn't realised until this moment

"Hey Lowaida, where did Jay disappear off to?"

Lowaida glared at Jon, exasperated, and simply elected to throw a can of beans at him. Lowaida took a step towards the destination in awe of its incredible architecture, golden puddles of urine seeped out from the ground as aqua regalia would, and excrement gilded the walls, marking the area as divine territory. Holy gases emanated the air, originating from rectangular tools that younger students blew threw to express praise

In the middle of these evangelical displays of worship sat a single toilet, made of gold, bejewelled with the rarest of stones and the God who sat upon it was simply glorious. His presence was overwhelming and crushing, the muscles that adorned his body pulsed with untold power. And his eyes... his eyes told of uncountable years of knowledge only privy to the divine.

The supreme being of toilets spoke this word plainly, his divine authority carrying over into his dialogue, "I have received the message from Monsieur Olliboy, and thus I have concluded I shall share my divine knowledge to mere mortals such as yourself, be honoured for this is truly a turning point for your life!"

Lowaida approached the toilet throne without a single ounce of respect, however instead approaching with the familiarity of a friend.

"Samuel Kimev! It's been a while! Still haven't got your ass of that toilet I see!"

Instead of being enraged, the now identified Samuel Kimev, returned the greeting with the same Vigor as Lowaida.

"Ah it's you Lowaida, you silly boy, wasn't expecting Monsieur Olliboy to have sent you! Did you bring Jon with you... You know how much I want to slap Jon!"

Jon giving Samuel a bewildered look cried out," I know your joking, but it still hurts my feelings you potato man!"

Samuel Kimev summoned 2 additional toilets in front of him, although not as supreme as the throne he sat upon, they were without a doubt nice toilets.

"Sit with me my friends, I hear that you wish to know more about the romance that formed between Cokelan and Dionan?"

Lowaida smirked at Samuel, laughing.

"Still as well informed as always. Get on with whatever secrets you hold within your mind!"

Samuel rose from his golden toilet and spread out his arms into T-pose. Instantly, as if they were mice who found cheese, all students scampered away from the toilets leaving only Samuel, Lowaida and Jon.

"We will get onto the lore behind the Cokelan and Dionan ship however allow me to tell you a story first..."

Jon interrupted," Yeah we don't have time so I'd rather you didn't."

"JON, JON JJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN! YOU PATHETIC SUSSY BAKA SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I WAS TALKING FIRST!"

Thunderous clouds gathered around Jon's head and his eyes flash a deep crimson, and a long diamond encrusted toilet plunder flashed into existence. At that moment Jon knew... he fucked up.

"Calm down Samuel, I'll punish Jon later if you get on with the story."

Suddenly all signs of aggression directed at Jon evaporated into thin air, and Samuel's eyes returned to their original umber and the divine toilet plunger disappeared the same way it appeared in the first place, via a jump scare.

Samuel signed deeply before looking back at Lowaida,"Sorry, Jon made me really angry, I apologised for my actions. However, I believe it's time I got on with the story."

"It began a thousand years before this demonic establishment came into being. Then existed a supreme being of immense power and cunning, he could shatter mountains with his farts, obliterate cities by sneezing, cause tsunamis via urinating and even cause earthquakes after he-"

"-yes, yes we get the point now get on with it-"

"-now where was I? Oh, I remember, this entity did not use his power for benevolent purposes, however, instead he used his authority to rule the mortal plane with an iron fist."

"And the name of that monstrosity was Muelma Sevil, The Alpha and the Ligma!"

Jon appeared absolutely enamoured by Samuel's story, Lowaida on the other hand was playing with a stick of dynamite, and proceeded to throw said stick into a random stall causing faeces, and piss to fire out everywhere.

"As you may have noticed, Muelma is no longer at play in our current world-"

"-No shit sherlock-"

"This is due to the fact he was defeated. Exactly 978 years, 8 months, 24 days, 6 hours, 34 minutes and 45 seconds ago, a group of 5 people each gifted with a specific mental illness banded together the defeat Muelma."

Samuel paused for a minute, although it was not noticeable at the time, a small frown was plastered on his face. A split second and it wasn't even there.

"They were however too weak to defeat him themselves, his filthy arts were overwhelming, thus they were forced to use... alternative methods."

Jon gave Samuel a strange look before he clarified that no they didn't do any inappropriate acts.

"Honestly Jon, this I why you will be completely maiden less from now till the end of time. Moving on, the way in which they managed to defeat Muelma was by sealing his power away. They did this by learning how to manipulate the Jon constant that weaves the worlds from beyond. Through years of constant study, they finally managed to perfect the art!"

"From said absolute comprehension they created an absolute imprisonment, they stripped him of his power and stored it in the divine crystal of Hon consisting of proJons, neuJons and eleJons the subaJonic particles that make up the Zonverse. Due to the separation from his power, Muelma's body completely destabilised causing his soul to separate as well which basically ensure that his resurrection back to full power would be almost impossible."

"This left Muelma in a desperate situation having lost both his power and his indestructible body he was forced to go into hiding. It may have not been apparent to you, however one of the aforementioned heroes was actually an ancestor of Cokelan (although it is obvious why you may not have realised seeing his strength, more specifically his lack thereof). Currently the crystal of Hon is in the possession of Cokelan, which in my honest opinion is a disaster waiting to happen."

Lowaida, having awoken from his 20-minute-long nap, arose from his toilet.

"Cool backstory however that doesn't bring us any closer to the truth behind Cokelan and Dionan. Strictly speaking there is more information to be found in the confines of Dictator Aqualawn's private BDSM gear closet!"

Samuel turned to Lowaida completely bewildered by the fact he was able to listen to the entire story whilst still being asleep.

"How did you... whatever. Don't you find it kinda... I don't know... SUS that out of nowhere Cokelan and Dionan got into a relationship, live in Dictator Aqualawn's office away from any human interaction?"

Don's sophisticated answer was, "I thought they were there due to the BDSM gear..."

"Look further than that, look beyond the obvious and lays before you is a horrifying and objectively abhorrent truth which is..."

"-Dictator Aqualawn, Cokelan and Dionan are in a threesome!"

"I'm surrounded by idiots..."