Deadpool looks around then to the audience shushing them when a familiar weapon pierce through him.

"get over here!" scorpion said as he took care of deadpool.

"I don't like gore but scorpion is 1 of the badass characters in mortal combat." Joanne said.

"what about Space Jam? I thought you love that movie?" deadpool said, "not the face! it's already messed up!"

It's the sports festival and class 1-A is in the waiting room, some looked nervous. Tenya showed up to announce they would be leaving soon, "Midoriya." Shoto said, this caught everyone's attention.

"What?" Izuku asked.

"We both know that objectively I'm stronger than you."

"Yeah..." He sighed.

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"Not anymore, you are clearly stronger." Shoto said.

"Well haki users are no push overs." Rayleigh laughed.

"And Todoroki can't turn his body into fire or ice." Tsuyu said.

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"However, you have all might in your corner helping you out." Shoto said, "I'm not here to pry about what's going on with you 2."

"Ok." Izuku sighed.

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"What are you assuming?" Izuku asked.

"I thought you were all Might's secret love child." Shoto said, everyone was quite. " But I was wrong."

"Well he kinda acts like a sort of dad to deku." Ochako said realizing it.

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"I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to beat you." Shoto said as everyone was very shocked.

"Seriously man." Kirishima said.

I get it." Izuku sighed, "we're all trying our best and unless I go all out, I can't beat you..." Shoto looked at him.

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Everyone looked at each other, he wasn't wrong.

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"Maybe its because I've been desensitized to gain rivals." Izuku said, "gun powder for brains, Momo, lunch rush... I can handle another 1." Before Bakugo could tell Toru stuffed a cupcake in his mouth.

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Everyone laugh at that, "wait, lunch rush became his rival?" Momo asked.

"Saw that coming miles away." Aizawa said.

"Lunch rush does prides over his cooking skills, it was only a matter of time until the alternate Izuku and lunch rush have a cook off." Present Mic said.

"I wonder who will win?" Kaminari said.

"Definitely Midoriya." Tsuyu said.

"His cooking is 5 star class, even moi can appreciate his exquisite taste." Yuga said.

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"Oh come on, we're just rivals for-" Momo started but realized, "wait, what was that about lunch rush?" Izuku admitted lunch rush tasted his cooking and declared him his new cooking rival, which became an awkward silence in the room.

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"Taste? The box bento he made for all might." Kirishima said.

"Makes sense, lunch rush makes his meal with the food list recovery girl gives him and knowing alternate Midoriya makes better meals must have bruised his ego." Sato said as everyone agreed.

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"When did you bring your cooking to school?" Ochako asked.

"It's a long story." Izuku said, "anyways..."

"Yeah, you're not going to have that speech." Toru said.

"Not when you just admitted you're now rivals with a pro hero chef in cooking." Mashiruo said.

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Everyone nodded in agreement.

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Shoto just stared at the sighing and embarrassed Izuku before class 1-A moved out, the scene changes to the teacher's box as all might looked nervous and Hibiki asked him if he was nervous for his protégé.

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"How'd he knew?" Izuku asked.

"Hibiki is an idiot but Tony is a genius and can tell by body language and other information." Natasha said.

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"I read between the lines." Hibiki said, "I mean he doesn't know he was already scouted."

"What did you tell him!" All Might yelled coughing up blood.

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"Scouted? You mean he already has offers for the internship? How?" Mashiruo asked.

"You'll find out..." Joanne said.

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"I wanted it to be a surprise." Hibiki said, "only Toru knows about it, and she's keeping quite."

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"How did you find out!?" Almost everyone looked at Toru.

"I read between the lines." Toru said.

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"It's true! It's not his usual 'oh son of a bitch I forgot again' thing, he actually does want it to be a surprise." Aiko said.

"Thanks Aiko." Hibiki muttered.

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Everyone sweatdrop.

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"I thought you told him." All Might said.

"Nope! I mean come on, having them know that all of the surviving victims of priestess already want them as interns..." Hibiki said, "not to mention that the agencies that lost heroes thanks to her are also keeping an eye on them... I did tell them not to be worried but I was vague on it..."

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"Wait, so the internship are from those involved with priestess?" Sero asked.

"Wow, talk about early admission." Kaminari said.

"Yeah, they want to help as best as they can since priestess never targeted heroes in training." Vivi said.

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"Do you think I should have gave him more advice?" All Might asked.

"Depends." Hibiki said.

"On what?"

"How far he'll go."

"Translation: give the cinnamon roll as much as you could! Because he really needs it." Aiko said as Hibiki and all might sweatdrop.

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"Why hasn't all might adopted you yet?" Shoto asked.

"Why does she call me a cinnamon roll? 1st Joanne, now the AI." Izuku sweatdrop.

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"Why did you make her like that?" All Might asked.

"I don't know." Hibiki sighed.

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Everyone either laugh or sweatdrop.

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We go to the stadium where the class of 1st years make their debut as midnight, the R-rated 18 hero is the referee. With her dominatrix costume and her whip acting as a flag, she's got a lot of males blushing especially a nose bleeding Mineta and a heart dancing Izuku.

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Izuku fell face 1st on the floor embarrassed as Dekubun tried to cheer him up.

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"Should she even be the referee?" Tenya asked.

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"Don't we have other teachers who can act as referee?" Tenya asked.

"She insisted and its a good way to find which student is actually taking the games seriously or would rather stare at midnight." Aizawa said.

"I see, what a prestigious way to find worthy heroes! As expected from U.A.!"

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Midnight welcomes the audience and students, she also said that Bakugo is giving the student pledge. Which class 1-A froze hearing this.

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"Seriously!?" Almost everyone shouted.

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"Seriously!" The entire class yelled.

Izuku entered Sanji mode, "this isn't going to end well."

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"Oh yeah? What do you think I'm going to say?" Katsuki said.

"Something along the lines of: I'm going to win, I'll be no. 1, etc, etc." Izuku said with a blank expression.

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"I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm going to win." Bakugo said as the entire class was shocked and the rest of the classes were angry at him and 1-A.

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"Ugh! Leave us out of your stupid ego." Kyoka said not happy.

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"I tried so hard!" Toru cried.

"Don't blame yourself, you couldn't stuff his mouth with cupcakes this time..." Mina assured her.

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"Unless you use a sling shot and bull's eye in the mouth." Natasha said grinning as Katsuki glared at her.

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"Shitty TNT... he's going to get everyone against us." Izuku said.

"After we worked so hard that day." Momo said.

"In hindsight, we should have seen this coming..." Mashiruo said.

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Almost everyone nodded in agreement.

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"Seriously, we already know that this is a competition." Shoto said.

"There's a difference between competition and giving everyone the middle finger." Kyoka muttered.

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"You guys can have the no. 1 spot just leave the rest of us out of it, we just want to make a 1st good impression. Not seen as a class full of arrogance." Kyoka glared as almost all the students agreed.

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"Bakugo just painted a target on all our backs." Momo said as Shoto didn't say anything.

"Bakugo! You're supposed to be representing everyone! Why would you say that!" Tenya yelled.

'because he wants to declare war on everyone especially the strongest in the class namely I and Todoroki.' Izuku thought but didn't acknowledge it.

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Everyone was shocked hearing why Bakugo said that on the stage, although they should have known because of his personality and how alternate Izuku has been treating him.

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Midnight announced the 1st competition as the screen showed a spinner and it spun before slowing down and showed the word obstacle course race, midnight explained the simple rules which is don't leave the track.

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"Wait a minute!" Mashiruo paled.

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"Wait... I can't leave the track..." Mashiruo said becoming pale.

"It's ok." Toru said.

"Poor guy." Izuku said.

"It's really unfair." Ochako said.

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"Why me..." Mashiruo became depressed as Toru tried to cheer him up.

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"Hey, Maybe you'll get lucky and your bad sense of direction will get you to the finish line somehow! Or at least give you a chance to show off what you can do!" Toru said reassuring him.

"Maybe..." Mashiruo sighed.

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"Thanks for trying to cheer me up Toru." Mashiruo said holding a plate of cupcakes.

"No problem." She smiled.

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Everyone headed to the starting line except Mashiruo walked the wrong way.

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"It's so hard to watch this." Mashiruo said.

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Midnight sighed and grabbed Mashiruo to get him to the starting line, "I'm sorry about this." Midnight said, 'geez kid, this is going to be a real issue.'

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"You have no idea." Aizawa sighed.

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"His sense of direction really is that bad isn't it?" Kirishima asked.

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"I think Zoro has it worse." Kirishima said.

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"Seems that way." Mina said.

"Unfortunately, we need to be worried for ourselves." Tokoyami said.

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"Apologies Mashiruo but not even darkness can aid you, you will just get lost." Tokoyami said.

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At the teacher's box, "of course it's going to cause problems for 1 of my kids." Hibiki muttered massaging his head with 1 hand..

"His sense of direction isn't that bad, is it?" All Might asked.

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"If only he knew." Aizawa said.

"Well, he'll know." Present Mic said.

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"I'm going to keep track of him." Aiko said, "hopefully he won't get disqualified too quickly." Hibiki massaged his head with both hands. Meanwhile, midnight got back in position as the race was about to begin via countdown.

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The students were kinda excited eager to watch.