The episode starts off with Zack and Cody walking into their living room when their mom, kids Mr. Moseby, Maddie and Bailey jumps out of nowhere
"Happy birthday!" They yelled
"Aw you guys." Zack said
"I can't believe my babes are 30 years old." Carey says
"I can't believe you still call us your babies." Cody said
"Oh but you can still call us your babies?" Cody Jr. asked
"Well yeah." Cody replied
"You're only 13 while Alana is 14." Zack exclaimed
"And how is that young?" Asked Alana
"Be young while you can." Bailey says
"Come on let's get ready for school." Cody Jr. said
"We don't have school today cuz." Said Alana
"Sweet but isn't it Friday?" Cody Jr. asked
"I told your teachers that you weren't feeling well and to send your homework though email." Zack replied
"Now what kind of teacher hands out homework during the weekend?" Carey asked
"You'd be surprised grandma Carey." Alana replies
"And it's high school so what do you expect?" Cody Jr asked
"Wait aren't you only 13?" Mr. Moseby asked
"I just had a birthday two months ago so now I'm 14." Cody Jr replied
"I got a pizza in the oven for you guys." Maddie said
"Thanks Maddie." Zack said
"It better be pepperoni." Alana says
"So when did our apartment become the set of Candy Hustle?" Maddie asked
"Honey I told you this a couple months ago that we got the set to our apartment to cheer up our kids." Zack replied
"So why did it get canceled anyway? It was a huge hit." Carey said
Everyone looks at Moseby
"Look it's not my fault. I did everything I did to save the show but there weren't enough ratings for a season three." Mr. Moseby said
"Well at least we got the props to remember the show by." Alana says
"Yeah we do." Cody Jr said
"But we still don't know if they payed off their deal or not." Alana said
Cody realizes London is not with them
"Hey wait where's London?" Cody asked
"Yeah it's not like her to miss out on a birthday." Mr. Moseby says
"I'll go find her." Bailey said
Exterior shot in the lobby, London is watching reruns of Candy Hustle
"It's a real shame that the company had to cancel this show." London says
"London what are you doing here?" Bailey asked
"Well it looks like I'm watching TV." London replied
"Why aren't you upstairs with us?" Bailey asks
"Why would I be?" London asked
"Because it's Zack and Cody's birthday." Bailey says
London face turns shocked
"Today's their birthday?" London asked
"Yeah. You didn't forget did you?" Bailey asks
"No why would I forget my own friend's birthdays. Hey what's that behind you?" London said
"Where?" Bailey asked
Bailey turns around and London runs out quickly
"Goddamn it. She'll be back alright. They always come back. Oh I just sounded like my cousin Jessie." Bailey says
Scene cuts to the mall where London is looking down the isles
"What do 30 year old twin boys like?" London asked
"London." A familiar voice said
"No why would twin boys who just turned 30 want me as a present?" London says
"London it's me Cat." Cat Valentine/Shapiro said as the audience cheers
"Oh hi Cat." London said
"What are you doing here?" Cat asked
"I forgot Zack and Cody's birthday today so I'm trying to buy something they would like." London replied
"Oh no. Well how old are they?" Cat asks
"Well they were born on September 23, 1992 and since today is September 23, 2022, they are now 30 years old as of today." London replied
"Oh that's tough. Well I can help you find something for them." Cat said
"Aw thanks Cat. That's very kind of you." London said
Scene now cuts back to the others
"And she just ran out like that?" Carey asked
"Uh huh." Bailey replied
"Why would she just run out on you?" Mr. Moseby asked
"Maybe she ran to the mall to get us a present." Cody said
"Well she better hurry or else she'll miss out on cake." Zack said
Maddie walks in with the cake
"Sorry it took me long enough. There was a long line and a lady got pissy that her cake was wrong." Maddie said
"Was it wrong though?" Cody asked
"No she was just wanting to get a free cake." Maddie replied
"Man people just complain about everything." Alana says
"When we turn 16 or 18, let's promise to not get jobs at customer service." Cody Jr. says
"You don't got to remind me buddy." Alana said
Back at the mall, London and Cat are still shopping as Cat is telling London how she and Robbie got together
"And that's how Robbie and I got together." Cat said
"Aw that was sweet. I hope I find the special somebody." London said
"I'm sure you will." Cat said
London decides to just get Zack and Cody a baseball kit
"Okay I made up my mind. They're getting a baseball kit." London said
"Oh maybe they can use it on their kids so they can sign up for baseball at their school." Cat said
"Thanks for the help Cat." London said
"Anytime London." Cat says
"We should hang out sometime." London said
"Number swap?" Cat asked
London and Cat grabs each others phones and adds their number to it
Soon Robbie Shapiro appears as the audience cheers
"There you are Cat. I've been looking all over for you." Robbie said
"Sorry Robbie I ran into a friend of mine." Cat says
"Well are you ready to go?" Robbie asked
"One sec Robbie. I'm adding my number to my friend London's phone." Cat said
"Oh hey London." Robbie says
"Sup Robbie. What up with the baby stuff? Wait Cat are you pregnant? Why didn't you tell me?" London asked
"No London she's not pregnant." Robbie replied
"So why are you buying a lot of baby stuff?" London asked
"Well our friend Jade is pregnant now so we're buying a bunch of baby stuff for her and Beck." Cat replied
"Even though she technically got pregnant a couple months ago, we just kept forgetting to buy baby stuff for them." Robbie adds
"Aw congrats. I hope it's a girl." London said
"Come on Cat. We shouldn't keep them waiting. You know how Jade gets." Robbie says
"Bye London." Cat said
"See ya guys." London said
Cat and Robbie heads to the checkout while London walks out setting the alarm off
"Hey you have to pay for that!" An employee yelled
"Whoops my bad." London said
"Some girls just aren't that bright." Cat said
"Yes." Robbie said in a weird tone
Scene now cuts back to the others
"Okay it's been 3 hours. How long does it take to shop at the mall?" Cody asked
"She's a girl. What do you expect? They always take forever." Zack said
"We do not." Maddie said
"Last time we went to the mall, you, Bailey and London spend 6 hours shopping." Zack says
"We were doing back to school shopping for the kids." Bailey said
"And everything was on sale." Maddie says
"So glad I don't go to the mall." Carey said
"No offense grandma Carey but I don't think the mall is for your kind." Cody Jr. says
"Zack did you corrupt your nephew?" Carey asked
"No." Zack replied
"He does have a point." Cody said
Zack and Cody fist bump each other as London walks in
"Hey I'm back." London said
"Took you long enough." Alana said
"Sorry I ran into some friends and lost track of time." London said
"So what did you get them?" Mr. Moseby asked
"A baseball kit." London replied
"Oh nice we can help train our kids when the season starts up." Cody said
"We know how to play baseball." Cody Jr. says
"PE baseball is not the same as the actually school sport baseball." Maddie said
"Yeah it's very different than normal baseball." Added Bailey
"Thanks for the gift London." Zack said
"You're welcome. Happy birthday guys." London said
"So how does it feel being 30?" Bailey asked
"No different than being 29." Cody replied
"You two are making me feel old." Carey said
"Aren't you 57?" Mr. Moseby asked
"You're in your 50's too so don't even go there, buddy!" Carey yelled
"Old people." Cody Jr. says
"I know right." Alana said
"Happy birthday brother." Zack and Cody said as they hug each other when the episode comes to an end
The End
Hope you all enjoyed this birthday episode. The twins are now 30 years old. The next episode will be a Halloween themed special so it will most likely not be published until the near end of October. While their kids do go to school and that this revival is in the same universe as my Victorious revival, they don't go to Hollywood Arts since it was confirmed in the original pilot of Victorious that there is another high school in their universe. Their school will appear in the second episode and there will be some upcoming episodes focusing on their school.