Title: Suite Life of Halloween Horror with Josh and Mindy Part 1
The episode starts off in San Diego at the Crenshaw residence where Josh is going through the mail while Mindy is somehow reading Jennette McCurdy's book I'm Glad My Mom Died even though the Drake & Josh franchise exists in the same universe as the iCarly franchise
"Hey babe whatcha doing?" Mindy asked
"Going through our mail." Josh replied
Josh sees a letter that says congratulations so he opens it and confetti pops out
"Yo Mindy come check this out." Josh said
Mindy walks up to Josh and they read the letter
"We got a letter?" Mindy asked
"Yeah look what it says." Josh replied
"Congratulations Josh and Mindy Nichols you two have been selected to host this year's haunted house. Note it's even scarier than it was last year but with you two hosting it, there's nothing you two should worry about." They read
"Wow that's so cool." Mindy said
"Yeah. Uh we should probably get this confetti cleaned up." Josh said
As they get a broom and dust pan, Megan comes downstairs
"Whoa what the hell happened here?" Megan asked
"We've been selected to host the haunted house this year." Mindy replied
"Good luck not getting scared you boob." Megan said
"Megan we're hosting the haunted house so there's no way we're getting scared." Josh says
"Well since you're hosting I thought I would like to give you this." Megan said
Megan hands Josh a cake
"A cake? Well uh thanks." Josh said
As Josh is about to eat the cake, Megan hits a button and the cake explodes on him causing Megan and Mindy to bust out laughing
"Megan!" Josh said
"Got ya!" Megan yelled
"I thought you gave up on your pranks." Mindy says as she laughs
"Doesn't mean I can't stop messing with my brother." Megan says
"It got in my eyes!" Josh yelled
"Ah quit whining you boob." Megan said
"How did that cake not get on you?" Josh asked
"Guess I'm lucky." Mindy replies
As Mindy helps Josh gets the cake off his face, we now transition to Los Angeles at a high school. No it's not the one from Victorious. While they live in the same apartment as them, Alana and Cody Jr go to a different school called Los Angeles High School
Alana, her best friend Sandy, Cody Jr and his best friend Max are in their homeroom class doing some of their homework and discussing their plans for tonight
"So what should we do this Halloween?" Alana asked
"Well since we're "too old for trick or treating", why don't we hang at our place and tell scary stories?" Cody Jr asked
"Not a bad idea bud." Max said
"Make sure we tell them in the dark." Sandy said
"Duh then it won't count as a scary story." Alana said
Soon Sarah a so called popular student who happens to be the homeroom teacher's daughter turns around and glares at Alana, Cody Jr, Max and Sandy
"Excuse me some of us are trying to do our work so shut your mouths! Also if you're all hanging out tonight then I'm inviting myself to join so I can ruin all of your fun." Sarah yelled
"Why don't you mind your own business Sarah!" Cody Jr yelled
"Yeah and we aren't inviting you because you take the fun out of everything." Sandy says
"And just because you're Mrs. Anderson's daughter, that doesn't mean you can tell us what to do." Alana says
"Teacher!" Sarah yelled
"Aw geez." Max said
"Ugh what is it Sarah?" Mrs. Anderson asked
"Alana, Cody Jr, Max and Sandy are talking when they should be working! Also they have plans to go out tonight and they aren't inviting me! As punishment you should give them a ton of homework so they can't go out tonight." Sarah yelled
"Sarah you know this is a free period so they can talk among themselves if they want. Also just because you're my daughter, that doesn't give you the right to call out other students. And no I'm not giving them a ton of homework. Now zip it or I give you detention." Mrs. Anderson said
"OHHHH!" Everyone but Sarah and Mrs. Anderson said
"Suck on that teacher's pet." Max said
Cody Jr laughs and high fives his best friend
"But I want to crash their style and ruin their fun. Besides you'd really give detention to your own daughter?" Sarah asked
"Well too bad. You got a lot of work to do at the house and you're taking your 5 year old sister trick or treating whether you want to or not. And yes I can give you detention. You don't get special privileges." Mrs. Anderson said
The school bell rings as school is done for the day
"Have a great rest of your day. Don't do illegal things cause I'm not bailing you out of jail." Mrs. Anderson said
"Better listen to her!" Sarah said
"Sarah enough! I don't need you telling me how to do my job." Mrs. Anderson said
"Ha ha!" The kids said
"Have fun taking your baby sister trick or treating." Cody Jr says
"How can Mrs. Anderson a nice teacher have a crappy smart mouth of a daughter?" Alana asked
"I heard that!" Sarah yelled
"You were supposed too I said it loud!" Alana yelled back
The kids walk out of their classroom and to their lockers
"So what time are you guys coming by?" Alana asked
"I'll try to be there around 5." Sandy replied
"Me too. All I have to do is my Spanish homework." Max said
"You know where we live right?" Cody Jr asked
"Si amigo." Max replied
"Come on cuz we better get going." Alana says
"See you tonight." Cody Jr said
"See ya." Sandy says
"Adios me amigo." Max said
"Stop being a show off!" Alana yelled
"Sorry." Max says
The flip scene changes as we are now at the Los Angeles Tipton Hotel in the Martin Residence as it has been decorated for Halloween
"Man I can't believe it's already Halloween." Bailey said
"This year went by way too fast." Maddie said
"Way too fast." London said
Cody Jr and Alana walk in from school
"Hey kids how was school?" Cody asked
"It was alright. Like how it always is." Cody Jr replied
"Sarah got called out by her mom again." Alana says
"It must be embarrassing to have a teacher's pet be your own daughter." Bailey said
"I feel sorry for Mrs. Anderson but she only has to put up with Sarah for 4 more years." Cody Jr says
"Why 4?" London asked
"Well Aunt London, Sarah is 14 and in 4 years she'll be 18 so she'll hopefully be off in college." Alana replied
"Unless she fails miserably and lives in Mrs. Anderson's basement for the rest of her life." Cody Jr jokingly says
"Yeah I can see that happening." Alana said
"So what do you kids plan on doing tonight?" Zack asked
"We decided to invite a couple of our friends over from school for a Halloween party." Alana replied
"We're going to tell scary stories." Cody Jr said
"Aw fun." Cody said
"So what should we do?" London asked
"Hey there's a haunted house hosted in San Diego tonight. Why don't we spend our Halloween there?" Zack asked
"Why in San Diego? Isn't there one happening here in Los Angeles tonight as well?" Maddie asked
"Yeah but our neighbors in the apartment below are attending it tonight so we have to go to the one in San Diego." Cody replied
"Well I guess we can trust our kids to be alone tonight." Bailey said
"Mom you know Alana and I are teenagers right? If anything happens we'll call." Cody Jr. said
"Yeah and besides all we're going to do is make s'mores and tell stories." Alana says
"Okay well don't burn the place down." Bailey said says
"If you get bored, prank call Moseby." Cody said
"His number is on the fridge and don't forget to hit star 67." Maddie said
"Yeah some people forget." London says weird
"And by some people do you mean you?" Alana asked
"Uhhh..." London says but Zack cuts her off
"Okay put your jackets on people. It's a long drive to San Diego." Zack said
"It only takes two hours to get there, buddy." Cody said and pats his brother's back
"Let's not argue about this." Maddie says
"Please." Cody Jr said
Zack and his friends walk out
"They're going to get scared hard." Alana said
"Big time." Cody Jr says
London comes back in
"We heard that." London said
"London come on!" Maddie yelled
"Coming!" London yelled and walks out the door
We now cut to San Diego at the Crenshaw residence where Josh Nichols and Mindy Crenshaw Nichols are putting their jackets on as they have plans to host the haunted house which is the same one they got scared out of last year (read my Josh & Mindy series the episode Haunted House to find out why)
"I'm telling you this year went by faster than what it did last year." Megan said
"Yeah it felt like this year just started and now it's just about over." Mindy said
"Anyways, how cool is it that Mindy and I get to host a haunted house this year?" Josh asked
"I'm going to scare a bunch of kids out of their candy." Mindy replied
"Is this the same one you got scared out of last year?" Megan asked
"I think so." Mindy said
"At least this time we don't have to worry about getting scared." Josh says
"Well are you two just going to stand there or are you going to get going?" Megan asked
"Thanks for babysitting our kid tonight Megan." Mindy says
"I mean I was also going to scare some kids out of their candy but whatever." Megan said
"You can still do it. Don't you have that creepy clown suit in your room?" Josh asked
"Oh shit I forgot about that." Megan said
"Come Josh it's almost dark. That's when it gets real scary for the kids." Mindy says
Josh kisses his baby Ally
"Bye Megs." Josh said and walks out
"Time to scare some suckers." Megan said as she laughs evilly like she did back on the original Drake & Josh
We now cut back to Zack and his friends as he is driving them to San Diego
"Alright who wants to bet that Zack will get scared first?" Cody asked
"Cody!" Zack yelled
Everyone else raises their hands
"Sorry babe but I don't see you lasting 5 minutes in there." Maddie said
"She got you there." London says
"Don't make me turn this car around." Zack said
"Hey learn to take a joke." Bailey says
"Wait since Zack and Cody are twins then that means Cody won't last five minutes either." London said
"London not all twins share the same personalities." Cody says
"Yeah he's the smart one." Zack said
"Wonder how our kids are doing." Maddie says
We now cut back to Alana and Cody Jr where their friends, Max and Sandy have arrived
"Glad you guys can make it." Alana said
"Nice place you got here." Max said
"Thanks Max." Cody Jr says
"How is it that we've never been here before?" Sandy asked
"So what's the plan again?" Max asked
"As Junior said at school, since we're too old for trick or treating, he thought we can tell scary stories while his dad who is my Uncle Cody gave us the option to prank call the guy in the lobby." Alana replied
"His name is Mr. Maroon Moseby." Cody Jr said
"I know. What my dad and your dad did to him when they were our age, we'll do way worse." Alana says
"I can't wait to see the look on his face." Max said
"This feels wrong but at the same time it feels so good." Sandy said in a devilish way
We now cut to Josh and Mindy as they approached the haunted house
"Man so last year we got scared out of this place and now we're hosting it?" Mindy asked
"I hear it's way scarier." Josh replied
"We're not actually going in there are we?" Mindy asked
"Oh hell no. We're just here to scare some kids or adults who got nothing else to do with their lives." Josh replies
Soon Zack and his friends arrive at the haunted house
"Oh five people just showed up." Mindy said
They walk out of their car
"This place doesn't look that scary." London said
"Boo." Bailey says
London screams like a little girl
"Very funny." London said
"Hi welcome to the San Diego Annual Haunted House." Josh says
"We hope you enjoy your stay." Mindy said
"We'll take our chances." Maddie said
Zack, Cody, Bailey, Maddie and London walk in the haunted house
"Suckers." Mindy said
Soon Josh's phone rings as Megan wants to video chat
"Hey Megan how goes it?" Josh asked
"I wish you guys were here. I scared a bunch of kids out of their candy." Megan said
"How did you pull that off?" Mindy asked
"Josh remember all those pranks I pulled on you when I was a kid?" Megan asked
"Yeah why." Josh says
"That's what I used to scare 13 kids." Megan said
"Did you make it to where those kids did it to you like you did to my dad and Audrey?" Josh asked
"Totally now I have 5 bags of candy." Megan replied
"Well damn I wish I was there." Mindy said
"Okay Megs I'll let you go. You better save us some chocolate when we get home." Josh said
"We'll see." Megan says
Josh hangs up his phone
"Let's get our scare on." Mindy said
We now cut back to the kids as they set up the apartment to make it look very scary to tell scary stories
"Wow you actually set it up to make it look scary." Max says
"It helps when your parents have a rich friend." Cody Jr said
"So who wants to go first?" Alana asked
"I'll go. It was a dark and stormy night. A group of teens decided to visit a cemetery but what they didn't know is that the cemetery is haunted. The teens decided to throw rocks at the tombstones. They saw the signs that said "Do not disturb the dead" but they didn't listen. Soon the cemetery starts shaking and zombies come out of the caskets and starts attacking the teens. Eating them one by one. Bad End." Sandy said
"That has to be scary. If we were younger, I'd be running home to my mom." Max says
"Well I guess we don't need to tell anymore scary stories since Sandy's story is scary enough." Alana said
"So now what do we do?" Sandy asked
"Oh let's prank call the old guy who runs the lobby with London." Cody Jr replied
Alana picks up the landline and calls the lobby
"Hello you reached Moseby." Mr. Moseby said
"Uh hello sir this is Amazon calling to confirm your order on $1,000,000 worth of plush toys. If this is true say confirm, if this is false say deny." Alana said
"What? Deny!" Mr. Moseby yelled
"I heard you say confirm is this true?" Alana asked
"No! Deny!" Mr. Moseby yelled
"Thanks for confirming your order on $1,000,000 worth of plush toys. If you wish to speak to a supervisor push 1." Alana said
Mr. Moseby pushes one and Cody Jr plays dial tone music
"We're sorry but the wait time is between 5 minutes and 24 hours! Please listen to the hold music while we wait on your call." Max said
Sandy plays rap music and Mr. Moseby hangs up
"We pranked his butt good." Cody Jr says
"Alana you did star 67 right?" Max asked
"Duh this ain't my first prank call." Alana replied
"If only we can see the look on his face." Sandy said
"Hey aren't your parents staying at a haunted house in San Diego?" Max asked
"Oh yeah I wonder how they're doing." Cody Jr replied
We now cut back to the haunted house in San Diego
The gang is walking past some skeletons
"Oh skeletons that is so scary." Bailey sarcastically said
Soon spiders fall down and causes the girls to scream
"AHHH SPIDERS!" Bailey, Maddie and London all yelled
"How weird you're in your thirties and you are still scared of spiders." Zack said
"Eh can you blame them?" Cody asked
"No not really." Zack replied
Soon the lights start flickering on and off
"Okay who's messing with the lights?" Cody asked
"It better not be Nosferatu." London said
"What's next are the walls going to ooze green slime?" Bailey asks
Soon two vampires who look like Josh and Mindy show up
"Uh guys." London said
"What?!" Everyone else said
"Brains!" Yelled the male vampire
"Blood!" Yelled the female vampire
"VAMPIRES!" Zack, Cody, Bailey, Maddie and London all yelled
"Let's get them!" Yelled the male vampire
The vampires start chasing after the gang
"RUN!" Cody yelled
A chase scene happens as the gang runs all around the haunted house
They soon come to a trap door and they all fall down it
"What haunted house has a trap door?" London asked
"This feels like a bad time for a cliffhanger." Bailey replied as part one ends
To Be Continued
A/N Hope you enjoyed part one of this Halloween special. This is a crossover with my Josh & Mindy series as the two title characters guest star. Megan also makes two cameos in this part. Will the gang be safe from the vampires or will they be turned into vampires and be trapped forever? Stay tuned for part two to find out