Title: Suite Life of Halloween Horror with Josh & Mindy Part 2
Part 2 beings in San Diego at the Crenshaw house where Megan has just finished giving her niece her bottle
"Okay now to put you down for your nap." Megan said
Megan takes Ally to her crib and plays some lullaby music as Ally soon gets into a deep sleep and begins to suck on her pacifier
After that the doorbell rings
"Trick or treat!" A kid said
"Oh more kids to scare. Better put these noise canceling headphones on so you don't wake up." Megan said
Megan puts the headphones on Ally, grabs a bowl of candy and opens the door to see a 6 year old boy dressed like Spider-Man
"Well hello Spider-Man are you out protecting the city?" Megan asked
"Just give me the stinking candy you iCarly lookalike ripoff!" The kid yelled
Megan literally throws a Twix bar in the bag
"Took you long enough bitch!" The boy said
"Wait right there. I have something else to give to you." Megan said
Megan closes the door then 10 seconds later she comes out with a hokey mask and chainsaw
"AHHH!" Yelled the kid as he drops his candy and runs off like a baby
"I'm such a genius. Who's the bitch now you brat?! The nerve at that kid calling me an iCarly lookalike. Bitch I've been alive since before iCarly even began! She and I are the same fucking age! Well at least Josh and Mindy are going to save a ton of money on candy now that I have a ton of bags full of them." Megan says
Soon Megan picks up the bag of candy and sees there's a bag filled with nothing but raisins
"Who the hell gives out raisins on Halloween?" Megan asked as she chucks the bag of raisins onto the street which it hits a guy who happens to be out walking
"OW!" The guy yelled
Megan quickly shuts the door before the guy could see her face and closes the curtains
"I wonder how Josh and Mindy doing at the haunted house." Megan said
We now cut back to the haunted house where the gang falls into the basement of the house
"That felt like a long fall." Bailey said
Cody suddenly looks different
"Hey why does Cody look different?" Maddie asked
Cody now looks like a vampire and is looking at his friends weird
"Cody, buddy are you okay?" Zack asked
"Must suck blood from friends!" Vampire Cody yelled
"Holy shit he's a vampire!" London yelled
"My favorite brother!" Zack yelled
"He's your only brother!" Maddie yelled
"Yeah which is why he's my favorite!" Zack yelled
Cody soon bites Bailey and with a second later she turns into a vampire
"Blood!" Vampire Bailey yelled
Zack, Maddie and London scream as they kick the door down
They run for a minute and soon run into two more vampires
"Ah more vampires!" London yelled as she kicks the male vampire
"OW!" The vampire said
The vampires take their heads off revealing to be Josh and Mindy
"What was that for?" Josh asked
"You guys turned into vampires." Maddie said
"What? This is just a costume. We were going to prank you." Mindy said
"Wait why were you two running?" Josh asked
Soon drool drips as the vampires of Cody and Bailey are on the ceiling
"Our friends got turned into real vampires." London replied
"Nice try but we aren't falling for that." Mindy said
Vampire Bailey soon attacks Mindy and bites her neck
"OW!" Mindy yelled
Soon she now becomes a vampire
"Mindy, babe?" Josh asked
Vampire Mindy rotates her head 360 degrees
"Fresh blood!" Vampire Mindy said
"Okay I believe you!" Josh yelled
Another chase scene happens as we cut back to the kids where they are now prank calling Mr. Moseby again
"Yes sir you will win your $1,000,000 if you go outside and dance like an idiot." Max said
"Okay bet." Mr. Moseby said
"Are we able to see him do it?" Alana asked
"Yes ma'am and there's audio" Cody Jr. replied
Mr. Moseby soon dances outside like an idiot as the kids record him on their phones
Mr. Moseby then gets back on his phone
"So where's my $1,000,000 at?" Mr. Moseby asked
"Oh sorry sir but we just ran out of time and we donated the $1,000,000 to charity for all the poor people who can't read. Better luck next time." Max said
"WHAT?! ARE YOU..." Mr. Moseby yelled as Max hangs up
The kids start laughing and they all high five each other
"We're posting this online right?" Sandy asked
"Big time." Alana replied
"He looks so pissed." Cody Jr. said
"He'll get over it bud." Max said and places his hand on Cody Jr.'s shoulder
Back with Zack, Maddie, London and Josh they are now hiding in a hidden room
"So you and your wife were going to dress as vampires to scare us?" London asked
"Yeah I thought it would be funny." Josh replied
"Well now your wife is a vampire. Along with my bother and sister in law." Zack said
"How are we going to change them back?" Maddie asked
Josh realizes he has garlic in his backpack
"Wait I forgot I have a bunch of garlic foods in my backpack." Josh said
"How are we not smelling it?" London asked
"And why do you have garlic in your bag?" Maddie asked
"Do you really want to know?" Josh asked
"Eh not really." Maddie replies
"That's what I thought." Josh said
Josh takes out garlic and turns them into armor weapons to give to Zack, Maddie and London
"Alright let's go get my wife and your friends back!" Josh yelled
"I like this guy." Zack says
They walk out of the room they're hiding and approach another room where their vampire friends are looking at the full moon
"Good they're distracted." Maddie said
"We just got to sneak up on them and put these garlic stuff on them." Josh said
London sees a spider
"AHHH SPIDER! GET THEM OFF ME!" London yelled
This alerts vampires Cody, Bailey and Mindy as they rotate their body 360 degrees
"There they are!" Vampire Bailey yelled
"Damn it London!" Maddie yelled
"Join us Josh! You're finally become cool like you always wanted in high school." Vampire Mindy says
"Sorry but I like my life the way it is." Josh said and throws garlic at Mindy
"Garlic! Our main weakness!" Vampire Cody said
"Hey Bailey! Batter's up!" Maddie yelled and chucks garlic at her
"No I'm melting! I'm melting!" Vampire Bailey said
"Okay I got Cody." Zack said
"Come on Zack. Let me bite your neck. You and I can take over the world and mess with Moseby in the afterlife with no one to stop us." Vampire Cody said
"Not before I get my best friend back!" Zack yelled and rubs garlic all over his brother changing him back to normal
"It worked!" London yelled
The others turns back to normal too
"Ugh what happened?" Bailey asked
"I had a weird dream that I got turned into a vampire and almost bit my husband." Mindy says
"That wasn't a dream." Josh said
Soon the vampire that bite most of the gang appears
"AHHH!" Everyone screamed
"Eat garlic you ugly creep!" Mindy yelled and throws a garlic ball in the vampire's mouth changing him into a human who happens to be a teen boy
"Thank you." The boy said and runs off
"Now that's a plot twist." London said to the viewers
"Who is she talking to?" Mindy asked
"No idea." Bailey replied
Afterwards, the entire gang walks out of the haunted house as Josh and Mindy told them their plan
"That's actually a funny prank." Bailey said
"I can't believe we were actual vampires." Cody says
"And too think they weren't real." London said
"I'm just glad we turned back to normal before we took over the world." Maddie says
"Now I'm just upset I can't mess with Moseby in the afterlife." Cody said
"I'm sure we'll find a way to still mess with him, bud." Zack said and pats his brother's back
"Wait who the hell is Moseby?" Mindy asked
"A guy we've known our entire life." Maddie replied
"He works for my dad Mr. Tipton." London says
"That's why you look familiar! It's London Tipton." Josh said
"Thanks but no autographs. I didn't bring a pen." London says
"How about a selfie instead?" Mindy asked
Zack, Cody, Maddie, Bailey, London, Josh and Mindy all pose for a selfie
"Got it." Mindy says
"Looks nice." Bailey said
"One more thing." Josh said
"What is it?" Zack, Cody, Maddie, Bailey and London all asked
Josh and Mindy holds up a flashlight and they put on a creepy clown mask
"Boo!" They said causing Zack and his friends to scream like babies and run off
"Best Halloween ever." Mindy said
"Uh huh." Josh says as the episode comes to an end
The End
A/N Hope you enjoyed this Halloween crossover. This is my first ever holiday crossover. This takes place one year after my Josh & Mindy Halloween episode which is referenced in part one of this episode. Stay tuned for the next episode where it'll be a two part Christmas special and it'll feature two returning characters from a former Disney Channel show.