The episode starts off in the living room when the two brothers approach the others
"Hey where are you two going?" Maddie asked
"We're off to have a bros day with our neighbors Beck and André." Zack replied
"Oh what are you guys going to do?" Bailey asked
"Probably what any dudes in their thirties would do. Go to a bar and talk about girls." Cody replied
"But aren't they 29?" London asked
"Since when are you suddenly smart?" Zack asked
The doorbell rings
"Oh they must be here." Cody says
They open the door to not only see Beck and André but Robbie, Sinjin and Jade as well
"Hey guys." Beck said
"Sup." André says
"Uh what are they doing here?" Cody asked
"Eh they sort of invited themselves." Beck replied
"And Jade doesn't trust anyone near Beck since they are parents now." André said
"Wait, so who's watching your kid?" Maddie asked
"Tori, Trina and Cat are." Jade replied
"Well I guess we can still make this work." Zack said
"Yeah you got no choice, Martin." Jade says in a threatening tone
"We'll catch up with you later." Cody says
The dudes and Jade walk out
"So do any of you girls want to do a girls day out?" London asked
"Sorry London I'm not feeling it today." Bailey replies
"Maybe another time." Maddie said
"Oh okay. I'll go see if our female neighbors want to hang with me." London said and walks out
In the eighth apartment, Tori, Trina and Cat are babysitting Beck and Jade's kid
"Why is babysitting so hard?" Tori asked
"Cat weren't you a babysitter?" Trina asked
"For one year." Cat replied
Doorbell rings
"Ding dong!" Cat yelled
"Trina get it." Tori says
"Why me?" Trina asked
"Because you're closer." Tori replied
"Fine." Trina says
Trina opens the door and sees London
"Hey Trina." London says
"Hi London. How's it going?" Trina asked
"It's going well. Hey are any of you guys free to hang with me today?" London asked
"Sorry London but Cat and I are forced to watch Jade's daughter." Tori replied
"Actually I could hang with London. She and I have a lot in common." Trina says
"Yay thanks Trina!" London yelled
"So you're just going to leave me and Cat here alone?" Tori asked
Trina and London are already gone
"I guess that's a yes." Cat said
"Your babysitting skills better pull off." Tori said
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Cat yelled
Maddie and Bailey are now at the door
"Do you guys want to hang out?" Bailey asked
"Can't you see we're babysitting?!" Tori rudely asked
"Gee sorry." Maddie says
"Sorry ever since Jade gave birth, this baby has been keeping us up." Cat said
"Well do you need some help?" Bailey asks
"Since Trina just abandoned us to hang with your friend London, sure." Tori replied
"How is it that we've been neighbors for awhile but we never actually hung out with each other?" Maddie asked
"Well we all have our own separate plots in our lives so it would make sense." Cat replied
We now cut to a bar where the boys and Jade are drinking beers
"Ugh who knew raising a baby would be like hell." Jade says
"Hey we were babies too." Beck says
"So what's up with you too?" André asked
"Well a couple weeks ago, I just found out my son came out gay with his best friend." Cody replied
"Good for him." Jade says
"Since when do you support the LGBT people?" André asked
"Since none of your goddamn business!" Jade yelled
"Gank." André whispers
"Again I've hardly been getting sleep since being a mom." Jade says
"So what's up with you Zack?" Beck asked
"Eh the same old thing. My kids have been giving Mr. Moseby a hard time." Zack replied
"Why do they pick on that dude?" André asked
"Zack and I messed with him all the time when we lived in Boston and on the S.S. Tipton." Cody replied
"Ah like father like son/daughter." Jade said
"Exactly." Zack says
"So where are your kids?" André asked
"Hanging with their friends or in Junior's case, his boyfriend." Cody replied
"Wait how old are your kids?" Beck asked
"They're almost 15." Zack replied
"Hey who wants to mess with Mr. Moseby right now?" Cody asked
"I'm down." Jade replies
"What a shocker." Beck said
"Eh I want to see how this turns out." André says
"Cody, get your phone out and call Mr. Moseby." Zack said
"Why can't you do it?" Beck asks
"I would but he blocked my calls." Zack replies
"I'm already on it." Cody says
Cody calls Mr. Moseby and it causes a split scene
"Hello?" Mr. Moseby asked
"Moseby this is your mother!" Jade yelled in a voice
"Mom?" Mr. Moseby asked
"That's right! Why do you never call me?! Am I too good for you?!" Jade asks
"No no I wanted to call you but I've been too busy." Mr. Moseby replies
"This is actually funny." Beck whispers to André
"Oh you've been busy huh? Doing what? Taking care of a girl who has a dizzy personality and is snotty and rude?" Jade asked
"Well her dad is never around and who knows where her mom is." Mr. Moseby said
"I expect better from you." Jade says
"I'm sorry mom. Please let me make it up to you." Mr. Moseby says
Everyone is now laughing
"Why are you laughing?" Mr. Moseby asks
"Because you just got pranked sucker!" Jade yelled in her real voice
"Gotcha!" Zack, Cody, Beck, André and Jade yelled
"Why you mother..." Mr. Moseby says but gets cut off
Soon Robbie and Sinjin walk up to the gang
"About time we found you guys." Robbie said
"Took you long enough." Jade says
A waiter walks up to them
"The bill." Said the waiter
"Here you pay for it." Zack says
"Aw man why me?" Sinjin asked
"Because he said so!" Jade yelled
"Ha!" Robbie said
"Okay smart ass you can pay for it too." Cody says
"Damn it!" Robbie yelled
"Uh excuse me we're trying to have a party here." A rude lady says
"Yeah well mind your fucking business you dumb bitch!" Jade yelled
"Okay let's go before we get in trouble." Beck says
"I am not going to jail today." André said
We now cut to London and Trina as they are at a mall shopping for fancy clothes
"Oh my gosh we look so bad ass in these clothes." Trina says
"Yeah we do. How do we have so much in common but yet we never hung out before?" London asked
"You tell me." Trina replied
"So you went to a performing arts high school huh?" London asked
"Yeah but I'd rather not talk about it." Trina replied
"It is because you were a selfish person who claimed to be a good singer and talented but failed horribly?" London asked
"How do you know that?" Trina asks
"Cat and Tori told me." London replied
"Figures they would. Lord knows they can't keep a goddamn secret." Trina said
"You know, regardless of what they said about you, you're pretty fun to hang out with, Trina." London says
"Same with you London. We should do this more often." Trina says
"Hey while we're here do you want to get our nails done?" London asked
"Now you're talking. Tori, Cat and Jade are going to be so jealous." Trina replies
"Along with Maddie and Bailey." London said
As the two go get their nails done, we now cut back to Tori, Cat, Maddie and Bailey where Tori is telling the story of how she got into Hollywood Arts
"And that's the story of how I got into Hollywood Arts." Tori said
"All because your sister had an allergic reaction to some type of thing that was going to make her sing better?" Maddie asked
"Yep." Tori replied
"So does Trina have any talent at all?" Bailey asked
"Other than being good at karate, no." Cat replies
"It took her up until her college graduation to finally realize that." Tori says
"You'd think she would have knew right away if she wasn't so selfish." Cat said
Soon the others (except London and Trina) walk in
"Hey what are they doing here?" Beck asked
"We invited them in." Tori replied
"Didn't they ask if they could hang with us?" Cat asked
"Zack did you and Cody prank call Mr. Moseby and pretending to be his mom?" Maddie asked
"No Jade did that." Zack replied
"Guilty." Jade says
"And you did it without us?" Bailey asked
"You were busy hanging with Tori and Cat." Robbie says
"And this was originally just going to be a bros hangout with just me, Beck, Zack and Cody." André said
"Uh didn't I ask Trina to babysit my daughter too?" Jade asked
"She left to go hang with London." Cat replied
"Figures she would. Being selfish like she was in high school." Jade says
"They're probably shopping and getting manicures." Sinjin says
"Hey at least Trina finally has a friend her own age besides you." Beck said
"But London just turned 32 back in October." Cody says
"And Trina is 30." Tori says
"Who gives a damn Vega." Jade said
Trina and London now walk in with their new clothes on along with their new manicures
"Where have you two been?" Tori asked
"Clothes shopping and getting manicures duh." Trina replied
"I was right." Sinjin says
"No one gives a shit." Jade said
"Are you jealous? Should be." London says
"Man they have a lot in common." Zack said
"Yeah no shit." Cody says
"I don't know if I should be mad that you decided to not help babysit my kid, or that you got a manicure and clothes shopping without me." Jade said
"There's always next time." Said Trina
"We should do this again sometime." Beck said
"Yeah this better not be a one time thing." André says
"I wouldn't count on it." Maddie says as the episode comes to an end
The End
A/N Hope you enjoyed this episode. This is the second official crossover for the Suite Life and Victorious cast. While the New Year's episodes of both shows tie into each other, it is not counted as an official crossover but more of a crossover appearance. Stay tuned for the next episode where it will be a two part special episode featuring Alana, Cody Jr, Sandy, Max and Sarah in Saturday detention.